The Dumbest Dhar Mann Video Ever Made 

i love how dhar mann always inserts himself into these stories, and makes himself the most famous person in the world and everyone wants to meet him lmao

this elf dude is the best actor dhar mann has hired so far. like, he's acting. not over-acting. the scene where he's like "naw this is coke" n' pours the rum- it was so natural. i like this dude! i wanna see him in non-dhar mann videos.

Fun fact: Mall Santa's are expected to own their own suit. The mall does not provide it for them.

I get the feeling that Dhar man is actually an alien who doesn't really understand human culture and behavior, but instead can only approximate such things in confused ways.

Love how Dhar Dhar loves to self promote himself in every video, everyone in his universe treats him like a God-like figure, it’s amazing.

Kind of incredible how you can reuse this title every 3 weeks or so and it'll still be accurate

ah yes, every kids dream, not a new bike, not a PS5 or a horse, but a photo with Dhar Mann, what a way to spend Christmas day

For once, I just wanna see a Dhar Mann video that does NOT either: - take place in a school - involves Mikey/Jay/Eddie or any other kids - have its lesson to not cheat/lie

These adults are actually treating who gets to be mall santa as something serious. This is literally something a 5 year old would write. Only children would actually fight over what character they get to be.

I was born in the right time period to watch this man.

I'm someone who works in theater, so I can clarify some more inaccuracies: - In the acting field, EVERY role is important and brings the show together. Just because you're the main character, doesn't mean you're the most important thing. Just because you're the background role, doesn't mean you're not important to the show. Yeah it seems like leads get the most attention because that's how social media talks about Hollywood and celebrity casting, but do you know how many stories have feedback where a character that shows up in like ONE scene is the audience favorite? For example, Total Drama (Just an example): Do you know some of the fan favorites in that show are the characters who only merge once or merge never? Noah's one of my favorite characters in that show, and he only talks for four episodes in the first season, was not in the second season, and is in the first half of season three but then gets kicked out of the plot halfway through. He has very LITTLE screen time and plot relevance, and yet the fandom loves him, including myself. - The idea that a single actor can change an entire show just because they say so is laughable. That's not how casting works. Once the cast is locked, it's locked. It's the director's decision on what changes go to the show afterwards. Actors kinda have little power in that regard. - This also means that no, it is NOT the leads job to boss around the other actors they work with. That's unacceptable behavior actually. Someone in one of my shows got fired for that behavior. It's the director's job to tell the actors what to do. If Santa WAS the director, that'd make more sense. But they don't establish that. - Lead actors also do not get their own dressing rooms. The dressing rooms are split between genders, and every actor shares the same one. I don't think I need to clarify any further. - 10:20 Half the time, no, there's usually not a spare. Costumes are far more expensive than you think. Just getting one costume piece costs a good hundred dollars sometimes. Now yes, sometimes there's a spare for the minor stuff like gloves or hats, but that doesn't make the budget any less painful. If anything, ruining a piece of costume takes hours or days to fix and depending on when the show is, there's no time. That's why actors need to be neat and tidy all the time. In the video, I question why you even need bread oil on a costume. That's either not allowed, or only costume designers touch that stuff. - The acting field IS legitimately stressful. You have to memorize a whole packet of lines in just a day, you have to get scolded by directors over and over again to get a scene choreographed the way they want, and you're usually up very late at night rehearsing. People HAVE quit because of stress and things going wrong. In a single day? No. From a prank that'd likely get the actor fired? No. - Making another character already in the show the lead would NEVER happen. What would happen if an actor quits is that they get an understudy, a backup actor for that role. They take the part, and they take the role of the main character. You can't make the Cabbage Guy fight the Fire Lord.

That "Got Milk?" joke has to be the worst joke a human being has ever spoken

"So what would you like for Christmas?" "Id like a meet and greet with dharr man" "dear god thats beyond my power"

The GOAT is back with another funny Dhar Mann also on a side note this is one of the only channels that gives Dhar Mann genuine criticism with is really nice and refreshing to see we need more channels to give criticism to Dhar Mann videos.

You know it is gonna be hilarious when a man that comes from a rich family talks about a hob they never worked in

Darh Mann is more of a meme then a genuine person who is trying to change lives.

i really wish the actors/actresses in these videos would understand that even as a beginner trying to break into the career of film/tv (im assuming here) they can do so much better than dhar man and it lowkey might be doing more harm to their future to be in these

14:03 when August went silent I thought the video buffered 😂

“Why can’t I be big and fat like Santa” had me dying 😂😂😂 Like seriously who writes this dialogue 💀

The girl asking for a Christmas tree convinced me no one checks the script, an AI just births it and they tell the actors to say it

Honestly, Dhar Mann does not feel like a life lesson channel anymore, but more of a kid's network with plots and stories about any and anything kids will watch. Everything about this story and the previous ones is cliched and overdone. I watched this video before but not until the end though. Also, the fact characters in these videos do the worst things ever and don't get punished is baffling to me. This reminds me of that story where the girl backstabbed her bestie by ruining her birthday and receive no consequences for it. It sad Good to see you again Btw August. Great videos as always

"I'm a professional photographer, that shoots in 20 megapixels!" "Yeah? This is a Samsung S22 Ultra. I shoot in 108 megapixels."

Dhar Mann is for sure on Santa's naughty list.

omg I literally watched this a couple of days ago and said August should check this out, my prayers have been answered lmao

If you ever feel useless, just remember, someone had to write this script.

I love how characters in these videos often apologize and are immediately forgiven. Like no…that’s not how the world works

A meet and greet with Darr man💀💀💀

It bothered me that the photographer handed in his camera when he left. Photographers use their own cameras. He legit just gave away his *own* camera!

Isn't poisoning a food or drink like, a felony? Dhar Mann casually teaching kids to commit federal crimes

"I'd like a meet and greet with dhar mann" like god damn how big is this guy's ego??

I love how dhar mann is meant for kids and it shows alcohol abuse

7:20 Hey buddy got milk !? 💀💀💀tf bro what is this humor

This video really seems like its struggling between being about angry workers at a mall that hate their jobs and a fantasy story about an elf that wants to be popular

Why did Dhar Mann cast a little person as someone who is overly invested in playing a Christmas elf? Seems kinda stereotypical…

How did you get the frosting so green!?!?! Woman: 🤨

I would have loved to see a Dhar Mann version of Home Alone.

Dhar Mann is not that bad and definitely is not currently pointing a loaded gun at my head

If you have time soon, the new “grinch stole presents” Dhar Mann video replaced Mikey and Jay with Andy and Randall, they also changed the actors for the mom and Jay. You could probably now ACTUALLY see the worst Dhar Mann video.

Dhar mann has pumped out so many videos that he just needs to drink a cold one that will write itself

Dhar man has definitely went the Disney route

I feel like dhar mann is slowly putting in less and less effort the more people watch

the 4 types of people in dhar man the mild jerk the tough parent the spineless do gooder and the disney villian

Ok the part where the parents and kids are arguing with each other while the reindeer tries to “rein” them in 😏 and the photographer pops in and says “cookies” and they all stop in unison to look at the camera and pose is probably my favorite thing to ever happen in a Dhar Mann video

What happened to Dhar Mann? A couple years ago his content wasn't this bad. Sure, the "life lessons" were the most basic things and the videos were cringe, but they actually made some sense. Then they just stopped making sense. Why is a kid getting "trapped" in minecraft? Why did a grandma get a guy caught lying because he liked someone? It makes no sense.

I doubt there is a green room period for the mall Santa and the Elves. Pretty sure they get ready in the mall bathroom or behind the ice cream machine in the Dairy Queen two feet away. Lol 14:10, don't worry August. I felt your "da f*ck" stare and I'm lookin' right back at ya'. 🤣

We know that Dhar Mann has reached the peak of terrible when there is a flossing elf in one of his videos.

“How’d you get the frosting to be green?” I went to the store and bought green frosting.

14:05. I thought my internet went out! Lol 😅

"Has Dhar Mann ever worked a minimum wage j- actually..." the waste of a joke... he could've said "actually, I will get him the milk."

of all the wish she could have gotten, she wanted to meet Dhar mann.....ugh. in reality, if the guy got caught switching the gifts like that, he get's fired right away.

WE love August The Duck like when he roast every youtuber

Casting a shorter person as the elf feels wrong to me

The image of August just silently staring at us with pre recorded audio playing talking about that we should imagine him blankly staring at us is just comedic.

"i-i-I dont know how I forgot!!!" Sir, you have short term memory loss.

Man Rudy is such a team player, even when he doesn't think he is being one like with Buddy

I'm pretty sure Dhar Mann will make like a TopG video with a fake Andrew Tate with like Andre tot.

I seriously think aliens wrote Dahr Mann scripts

I love how dhar mann just has no shame, he’s like hey guys put in that everyone wants to meet me and everyone loves me.

Why did he use beard oil on the Party City beard? Green Beard the Pirate Santa. Why did he think that the beard being green would upset the kids? There really should have been endless spare beards around anyways. Who organized this? Fazbear Entertainment?

We're not just telling stories, we're writing nonsensical, head scratching scripts that make no sense.

I used to be a character performer at Disney world and spent a lot of time with Anna from Frozen and Chip and Dale. People are weird. They don’t think of you as a person in a costume. They forget there is a real person with their own life playing these characters. I think that it has to be the same with Santa. They forget it is a real person playing a role so doing dehumanizing things to characters, Santa, or elves is quite common.

Ah. The only man capable of ruining my Christmas

You completely skipped over the fact you don't put beard oil on a fake beard!!

I think Dhar Mann is trying to show the mall Santa and Elves as actually Santa and Elves to not spoil to kids that Santa isn't real. But that just makes the whole vid so convoluted.

Dhar Mann: endangering everyone, harming lives

props to the actors in this because Billy Bob Thornton himself wouldnt beable to do any better than the poor santa in this dealth that shitty script xD

0:04 that guy looks like Jack Scalfani, not a joke just something I noticed

Can’t be the only one who’s thinking of this but I think Dhar Dhar’s videos are getting more and more ridiculous by the minute just for the sole purpose of providing August with more content for his videos. Truly a generous man, helping another RU-vidr’s career like that

12:12 '' is this some kind of sick joke'' he's making it seem like there was a bomb in the gift box💀💀

I like how Dhar Mann is Dhar Mann’s biggest fan. Self-dilusio… Uh, I mean self-esteem is important!

If someone asked me the green frosting thing i would just assume they were poorly flirting with me

Your dialogue and my thoughts were in perfect sync on this one.

Me: takes grandma into bunker Me: you'll be safe here.

I fell asleep last night watching the dhar man A.T.D. 2+ hour marathon .. and here we are again. 💪

Its weird how his videos nowadays aren't as inspirational as they used to be, like the upcoming one is about stranger things

I have a theory, In the Dhar-verse Dhar Dhar is seen as a holy figure by many. In reality, he is actually a trickster working in the background, making people go insane or even possessing them for a short period for entertainment. Dhar has no physical body, but his favorite vessel is the one you see in his profile picture (original name unknown) As for that kid that wanted to see him, she wants to move on from this life. With the cameraman, he records all of his shenanigans and posts them on youtube because he wants more potential victims to become engrossed in his trickery. If enough people watch him and allow him to take residence in their brain, he can then come into this verse to preform even more trickery. Basically like Loki but actually scary.

Still amazed how this man can think of these titles considering how many “dhar man is getting worse” kind of titles he had made

I love how on this channel a DUCK (very handsome duck btw) roasts dhar mann and dhar mann clones.Heck he can roast any channel he wants and i will be entertained. LOL

"Hey Buddy! GOT MILK?!" Those kids wouldn't get that AT ALL...... >.>

If it wasn't for August, I would have no idea who dhar mann was.

Why does Dhar Mann always have to insert himself in these videos and makes himself some sort of insanely popular celebrity that everybody loves💀💀💀

I hate it when Dharman shows himself as a god everyone adores in his stories. Like if you maybe showed yourself as an actual normal human being maybe these videos would be a little better.

“We’re not changing lives, we’re just telling stories.”

The best gift we could have gotten!

Duck behind Dhar Mannslaughter lmao Love your commentary and vids

August not realizing not everyone can afford a christmas tree for the holiday.

“Why does he get to be the main character?” Probably bc he isn’t an alcoholic, dude is drinking on the job, that says it all! 🤣

Yay another dhar video for my entertainment 😊

It's like they wrote a story where Santa Claus was real and those things would really be a problem, but then mashed it with a version of the story where it's clearly just a show, with costumes, etc. All the drama relies on everything being more real than it is (Santa having any power, an elf surprised to find out Santa is the star only after taking the role, etc) but then it clashes with the elements that can only happen during a stage production.

14:04 Bro I thought my pc froze🤣

Alternative title: most normal dharr man video

3:56 santas getting quirky with them elfs

Dhar man really is running out of ideas if he makes a Grinch parody

August The Duck -"I mean, seriously." -"Just try to bare with me, alright?" -"Dhar dhar." -"Oh. My. GOD."

August has the same wish as the girl. He wants a meet and greet with Dhar Mann.

I'm not saying Dhar Mann has a blown up ego, but if he was a Harry Potter character, he would be Gilderoy Lockhart...

This is insufferable. "Buddy" complaining about every little thing that has little to do with the bigger picture is absolutely annoying. It doesn't help Dhar Mann literally got a Little Person to play the elf (and a black one at that that is double insulting on many levels) but one with a Napolean complex thinking he could be Santa. Not saying he couldn't but when most people think Santa is a Big, Fat white Old man. I know different cultures depict him differently but still. But that's not even the problem! You said it yourself: Buddy would hate being Santa cause he would be working harder, which he wants? I don't know who's dumber: Dhar Mann or the literal bots that follow him! Or both!

Darh man is getting more and more like some show on Disney xd

My issue with dhar mann is that I do think he can make a great video with a great twist and all, but I think he's choosing the easy route and make these super predictable video which makes it boring and kind of dumb

"I don't have a webcam, so this isn't as effective but just imagine I'm staring at you in silence okey?" I feel you bro