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@@prdus yeah, and it's just harder to get a clean screenshot, @prdus brought this up in the rodent memes video. edit: nvm I just realized you're prdus lol 😅
After hearing the florida man arrested for eating pasta beligerantly I had to google it. Sure enough it's true but, in his mug shot he actually looks like Jesus.
Being intelligent and being clever are 2 different things, to be intelligent is to have a doctorate, studied at college, etc and to be clever is to be able to work properly with common sense, humans are losing the latter at a rapid rate
14:00 so true, i dealt with that for 30 years until i finally found a doctor that gave an ounce of care enough to authorize the barest of tests, an ultrasound, and within an hour called me back with the results of "oh shi- thats not your kidney" and i was rushed to MD Anderson. I swear i survived the 10 hour life saving surgery purely from the "I told you so" high i had.
oof that's so rough. You shouldn't have to do this, but you gotta keep going back and bothering them, or getting second opinions. Glad you finally got it dealt with. The other classic is "you should lose weight". Dr. Mike on youtube has a story about a patient who had a bunch of symptoms that were blamed on his obesity, turned out he had lyme disease and it was spreading through his body. Bro could have died if he hadn't kept going back to the doctor and insisting on getting his symptoms fixed.
15:00 fun fact! humans are in the kingdom animalia, making us technically animals, people just seem to forget that, since we're different from most other animals.
if someone told me that twitter automatically censors your credit card number i would post their credit card number instead of mine and watch as the fear and confusion sets in
I don't see a problem of posting a credit card number though? You need to give a credit card number for someone to send you money, but if they want to get my money they need to know additional info. Or am I missing something?
1:56 there is some backstory to this one, 9 years ago 4chan played a prank saying you can charge your Iphone using a microwave 4chan called it "apple wave"
This man sometimes cares about censorship to the point where we don't even know what the thing means but then just straight up ignores several swears in a row
4:53 Actually they do. In case the babies got swapped after birth. Plus there are some wierd cases of chimerism, where only the egg cells are affected. 11:50 I call it my "Bag bag"
4:55 there were cases of babies getting accidentally switched in hospitals, which it can prevent (using tissue from the uterus is recommended as people can be chimeras, where some part(s) of their body have different dna from others, usually from two egg cells merging in the womb)
6:40 Yes. it's a Leap Year. 15:00 Furries know they're not animals, yes, they literally just appreciate anthro animals and will show it by wearing a costume (Though that's the minority of furries lol, those costumes are supposedly EXPENSIVE) Thinking you are an animal is called being a Therian
Timestamp 4:57 - It is actually possible for the mom to technically not be the mother. if the mom is a genetic chimera from consuming their twin sibling's fetus while in the womb, their would-be twin is the mother instead. It is weird and super rare, but does happen.
1:03 that an unlucky number in Chinese culture, because in Chinese 四 （sì） means four but sounds a lot like 死 （sǐ）which means death; and 3 fours is kind of like our version of 666.
You *ASKED* for it by becoming a furry. YOU chose to fetishize the concept of anthropomorphic animals. *YOU CHOSE* to identify with an animal. The hate is justified.
I'm sorry. but burning your marriage certificate and saying 'good luck trying to return me without the receipt' is I don't know about clever but its certainly a mood.
the one talking about humans not being animals didn’t mean furries, they were saying humans aren’t an animal as a dog would be an animal, and they’re obviously wrong, humans are animals
No but seriously who the HELL lives in North and South Dakota, Wyoming, or Montana; those are like the most boring states of all time... When was the last time you heard any news about them?? (11:03)
Random fact about me: when I read the “we plan on cutting all homeless people in half “ thing I thought “wait that’s next year!” And remembered that when I was in 5th grade two of my classmates planned ME a wedding on July 21, 2025.. I would still be a minor they never got in trouble.and the person they said I would marry graduated this year…
Arent most big channels religious? Religion denies humans being animals too. Just be glad he isnt racist or sexist like all other religious people are.
0:35 Blackberries. White Sapote (Casimoroa) Black Sapote (Chocolate Pudding Fruit or Black Persimmon) Blackcurrants. Redcurrants. Whitecurrants. Oranges
