The Earliest D-Day Ever!? - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell 

"you are one of the worst Germany's ever" *loses to Czechoslovakia in 37*

Xbox 360 Xbox Live is less toxic than that voice chat

bro i can taste the salt through both of their microphones

Do you like being one of the worst Germanies ever? -Dressel, who was defeated by the Czech AI

Can imagine while Japan and Germany argue the rest are sitting there eating popcorn.

I feel bad for how many times Bokoen had to listen to this in order to get the Subtitles right, can we just take a minute to appreciate that?

This is an alternative timeline where the dieppe raid actually succeeded.

French forces to the Americans, 1940: “You need to leave, the Axis are here!l American commanders: “That’s... Why I’m here”

Don't worry they go for Turkey I'll go for Britanny, all to easy

Man the radios in 1940 had less static than Golden’s angry mic.

- Germany doesn't react quickly to D-Day - Loses a load of tanks and men in an counteroffensive - Japanese spend their time building up (presumably expensive) ships for their Navy - Navy gets wiped out - Hitler has a mental breakdown The role play is on point with this one!

German Commander 1: “There are a lot of tanks here. I sense a trap.” German Commander 2: “I sense it too. Next step?” German Commander 1: “Spring the trap!” [Encircled]

This was the not first time Brazil came to them *But it was the first time brazil came to them with maximum firepower*

Brazil’s initiative won the game holy shit that was ballsy

Nothing says merry Christmas like a mental breakdown. Have a glædelig jul bo.

The only one missing is Braun and we'll have the Toxic Trifecta

Golden’s meltdowns are why I subbed

Dressel: "Did I overproduced dockyards? Yeah, maybe around like 20, I needed at least 60 but-" Golden: "NOOO!" Dressel: "WOOOOOOOO!?"

I really appreciate Golden and Dressel downgrading their mics just for this occasion to give us that full MW2-lobby experience

Dressel said :"You are the worst Germany" Also Dressel as Germany : Get beaten by an AI Czechoslovakia in 1938.

Australian Libya, a nice Christmas gift for Italy

Dressel had no impact on the game cause he couldn’t hold Iwo Jima

So How many Dockyards are you building? Dressel: Yes Now where’s the Navy built from them? Britain: Gone, reduced to atoms

This was, without a doubt, the greatest Dressel/Golden rage moment that has ever been and ever will be. Blessed.

The n word: *exists* White southerners during reconstruction: 9:29

Golden lost

Imagine Germany and Japan screaming to the top of their lungs while Bulgaria, Romania, Italy and Manchuoko eating popcorn exactly under them so they can have free salt for their popcorn dripping from their mouths

For those of you who don't know what the poll tax was, basically in America during the whole Jim Crow era of the USA where the south tried to make sure that black people had little rights as possible after being emancipated from slavery, the poll tax was created in the south where, essentially you had to pay to vote. Everyone had to pay it, it didn't specifically targeted a race, but because black people in the south were in deep poverty and couldn't afford to vote. The south made sure the tax was affordable enough for white people, but too expensive for black people. It was later removed because the federal government caught on that it was pretty much meant to keep black people from voting

Dressel: Do you like being one of the worst Germany’s ever? Me: you should ask that about yourself dressel after you got czechmated.

UK be like: Mhm Europe is noisy, didn`t the Nazis leave for turkey? *looks at france* "Oh my good lord!" *insert burning encircled german tanks here*

Poll Tax was a thing by the by if I recall. It was basically a "Right to exist" tax. Every person for the sake of being a person had to pay a tax on their existence, rather than it being something like an Income Tax, Property Tax, Sales Tax, etc.

Merry Christmas

When 2 different cancer cells meet

Have we even seen Dressel be competent? I am sure he has to be at least occasionally. It can't always be like this, right? Right?

For everyone wondering what "Poll Tax" is in the UK... It was a nickname for Community Charge, a flat rate property tax introduced in 1990 that was later replaced by Council Tax in 1993, a system where property is taxed by value based on which band it's in (a more progressive system)

I've never seen Golden get so pissed.

Dressel: "You're the worst Germany!" Also Dressel: "Lost to Czech AI."

The Trilogy: No D-Day, D-Day in Gdańsk and too early D-Day

The poll tax was a real thing introduced by Thatcher in the 80s although it wasn’t a tax on voting.

If you include something like this again where the Germany (or another major) releases themself in a fit of rage like Golden tends to do, you should change their country ball to the nation they were, wearing a bag over their head of the country they release themselves as. I just think it’d be hilarious

All the cancer you cured by donating stream money has just come back at stage 8

Germany's response to the battle of midway. 1942 Colorized.

Dressel is finally broken

Meanwhile while all this is happening, Italy is crying somewhere from the losses..

9:00 Unedited audio from a meeting between German and Japanese high command, circa 1942

Can I say that I'm more surprised by the fact that the decision to have golden and dressel in the same team went through, than by what resulted from it. still entertaining as hell though

I can just feel Italy sitting in the corner wheezing while Japan and Germany argues who fucked up

Golden and Dressel, the two saltiest idiots on the planet, and you put them in charge of the Axis. What did you think would happen?

I like the fact that that German player deepfried his mic when he got angry lmao

Having Dressel and Golden arguing with each other is possibly the greatest achievement of this channel. It's always one of them throwing a shitfit, but having this superman vs goku level shit is fucking primo. Also, can we take a moment to appreciate how much more chill Braun got?

This USA was so easy compared to an average USSR game. Bo, why aren't you in the Allies more, instead of the Comintern? You actually understand the concept of D-day.

I'm not sad that Dressel is gone, but I am sad we'll never have this level of vitriol ever again

This is the kind of game where the Soviets need to switch sides to balance the game.

The voice chat literally sounds like 2 terrible players screaming at each other because the other person is terrible at the game and they think they're great at the game, oh wait...

I miss Dressel and Golden screaming at each other, unstoppable force vs immovable object

9:12 sounds like he is flying a plane who's communication is a red plastic cup and a long ass bass string to talk to his fellow pilots

Bo you got a pay me for that "toll booth" joke

I imagine Japanese-German communication was just as efficient in real life.

The title of the video should have been “Golden Losses again: D-Day Boogaloo” Or “Communication Cancer V:3 Golden losses too”

Golden just starts eating his mic midway through the video

After the boys in that level 10 Fort got liberated they enjoyed a nice time in Paris in Pierre's restaurant with discounts on wine and baguette

0:20 poll taxes are real, and he is correct with the meaning of that term. back in the bad old days many countries charged their citizens to vote, and in america black people had to pay to vote. most countries have abolished such systems now.

FDR: Ok guys where we landing Getúlio Vargas: I got Britanny, i have ur back fam

9:25, the most intense moment of WW2

Dressel: calls Golden worst Germany Me: **Czechoslovakia flashbacks**

What do you go to vote with? "Poll tax"

Props to all of us, watching this on Christmas eve. And props to Bo for spending his personal time edditing this shortly before Christmas.

Dressel is literally Eric Cartman.

first half of the episode: normal gameplay second half of the episode: drussel and golden argueing

Every single time dressel is japan germany has an mental breakdown

The UK just "W-whats happeni... OH MY GOOD LORD" im ded

Dressel and Golden on the same team is something I never knew I needed until right now

Best early Christmas gift ever

Both of them jamming their mics into their mouths and way overblowing them made this argument sound very period-accurate. It sounded like listening to a 1940 recording of an Axis phone call.

Dressel getting rekt feels great

You all need to invest in shittier mics it made the japan/germany argument that much better

i feel like golden and dressel being on the same team all the time is karmic punishment for both of them for some unspeakable horror their ancestors must have committed. otherwise i can't explain why 2 people who are this incompatible are doing this over and over again.

Someone needs to do this at some point. Germany: Invade neutral Belgium and the Netherlands to invade France. The Allies: Invade neutral Turkey to invade the eastern Axis members. You just got Vectored.

0:24 just realized the reason Bo reacted so harshly is because he’s a political science major so he knows just how stupid “poll tax” just was

Wait.....There was no IwO jImA!

A poll tax, also known as head tax or capitation, is a tax levied as a fixed sum on every liable individual. Head taxes were important sources of revenue for many governments from ancient times until the 19th century. In the United Kingdom, poll taxes were levied by the governments of John of Gaunt in the 14th century, Charles II in the 17th and Margaret Thatcher in the 20th century. In the United States, voting poll taxes (whose payment was a precondition to voting in an election) have been used to disenfranchise impoverished and minority voters (especially under Reconstruction). Poll taxes are considered very regressive taxes, and are usually very unpopular and have been implicated in many uprisings. The word "poll" is an archaic term for "head" or "top of the head". The sense of "counting heads" is found in phrases like polling place and opinion poll.

*DrEsSeL wOuLd YoU lIkE tO iNoW a FuN fAcT?* That killed me

If Bo loses the war the video series is like 5 episodes long, if Bo wins its this 1 episode lmao

5:37 The Most British Reaction I’ve Ever Heard Lmao

I love how Germany and Japan are screaming at eachother while the italians are not mentioned, once

I want Golden's mic quality, sounding like salty cancer is something that I'm looking for.

I swear Golden’s rage was equal to Church from RVB😂😂 And Dressel is basically Caboose in this case saying, “Church, I got beaten by the Czech AI. What’s an AI?”

This is by far one of the best HOI4 videos I've ever seen. Dressel arguing with, I don't know the name of the guy who played as Germany, was golden. Also joined your Discord channel yesterday

Hello I'm Rilber

Golden and Dressel just screaming at each other is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

10:11 The hitler is angry because he lost the war lol

Uploading videos on Christmas Eve? Thank you Bo, very cool!

Merry christmas

I think this proves that the only way Dressel can be a competent player and a worthy ally is if he's put in charge of a landlocked country.

"Did I over produce dockyards!? Yeah, maybe, by like 20!" Might be my new favorite Dressle line.

9:51 Sudden elephant battle.

The rage was so pure! I want more!

rare sound footage of Hitler trying to communicate with the Japanese

Golden - Braun 2.0

Germany: does not uave the atlantic wall Everyone: (laughs in allies)