The Worst Axis Ever 102 - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell 

Benes.... HÆHÆHÆ SO FUNNY

I love how Braun didn’t even realize he died

Golden: I'm a genius pog Bo: You lost all my heavies Golden *softly*: I wasn't looking

Dressel wasn't even toxic when he lost those divisions. He was just sad.

>Worst Axis ever pt 2 >immediately hears Dressel's voice Why am I not surprised?

Axis lost because they didn’t have a Liberia smh

Nobody: Italy: wow look at this naval battle so shiny i cant look away

Bo: your overconfidence is your weakness. Uk: your faith in your friends is yours

Axis: sector is clear Axis 1 week later: NOT CLEAR! NOT CLEAR!!

Oh man, I feel bad for Dressel in the first couple minutes. That tone he made was pure depression and exasperation.

“If there is any solace, it is that you will die with me”

Imagine seeing 2 Maus’s (or Mice, Maus’, Meece, Mäuse) crawling their way along the English country side.

Me: the axis can't be that bad Hears dressels voice Ok yeah

They can't hold the mountain, they're not Afghans

Braun: I'm the worst Italy ever, I disbanded my entire army. Flavius: I made no army because of my new strats. Golden: You guys have an army?

Sees Dressel as Japan *This is where the fun begins*

Why is everyone talking shit about Dressel? You can win a game with him... Being on the other team

Nobody: Italy: "Damn, these ships look pretty nice."

I love how they use "I wasn't paying attention" or "I wasn't expecting it" as an excuse... the whole point of strategy is to make it so you don't expect what will happen next, and not paying attention to your forces that's just plain stupid

Censoring hitlers moustache? *PRO GAMER MOVE*

Romania:Bo when do you think you are going to war? Germany: with the russians? Romania: Yes Germany: preferibly never The only thing this axis did better than the real one

"I was watching the naval battles!" "How often does Bulgaria get paradropped?" As if having the attention span of a candy necklace, or foresight of rake makes as a good excuse for being bad. If anything, I would say that watching the naval battle is precisely the problem, not an excuse.

I actually feel bad for Dressel, he sounded so heart broken

Germany’s tanks are tactically defending the bottom of the English Channel.

Germany: Ok Italy, I'm gonna trust you with my heavy tanks, make sure they don't di... Italy? Italy: *Boat*

3:54 "I'm just stunned at how incompetent my team is right now" Again, Adolf Hitler, referring to his allies....at pretty much any point from 41' to 45'.

Bruh the demonetization symbols, they are literally everywhere

Dressel leading Japan, Japan’s future is bright

You think this is the worst axis ever? Listen to this: So a few friends and I were playing an Axis game against the AI, now when I (Germany) attacked Poland it was Italy's job to hold my side of the maginot line while I quickly take care of Poland, now I knew it would take a month at max so and he said he can hold it, after TWO WEEKS from the beginning of ww2 the French crossed the Rhine, why? BECAUSE ITALY FORGOT TO TAKE THEIR TROOPS OFF TRAINING, so yeah, we lost to a normal AI after a month Now keep in mind that none of us are HOI4 rookies, so this really was a mind blow to me. Hope you enjoyed my story and remember, don't trust Italy.

Bo: attempts to get monetised by covering the swastika on the Germany ball Also bo 30 secs into the video: I can’t be arsed to do this anymore

Bo dressel and golden , when the holy trinity of hoi4 mp is playing as the axis powers

Braun: how many times has bulgaria been paradropped? Bo:Yes

2:25 Why would you trust the Italians with anything in the first place tho, Bo?

Why did God curse me to not live in the timeline where Arthur Harris straight memed on Bulgaria?

It's not that he's incompetent. He's just roleplaying historical Italy

This is the first time I’ve seen Bo and Dressell be on the same side. It’s glorious

People dissing dressel despite him being the best out of axis lmao

Imagine being a solider in the UK then all of a sudden a bunch of Mäuses rise from the sea and storm the beaches.

Not gonna lie when I saw "Expand Reichminister of Science" my thoughts immediately went to Hermann Göering...

I remember a game where I was Soviets and at war with the Axis, and I noticed Bulgaria was in control of all of turkey and I was fighting to save my oil supply, so then I realised I could paradrop Bulgaria. I capitulated them, encircled about 50 divisions and broke our stalemate. I basically won the game there, and allies were shit and I had to save them in the Middle East. Still one of my proudest Hoi4 moments.

Why do you need to look at a naval battle? You click on the report, you look at what was lost, and you dismiss it. And yet Golden micros his navy instead of the heavy tanks. Genius.

This is such a good recreation of normal history and the incompetence of the Axis...

2:24 Historical Accuracy 100. 2:52 It's like reading right from German archives recovered after the war, 3:53 RL villain yells "I'm Surrounded by Idiots" moment.

I feel like when Bo saw the disasters occurring in Spain, Losing his DAK and Bulgaria getting para dropped We could easily picture Hitler from Inglorious Basterds going “NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN” :)) this is one of those moments

I love how bo tried to censor the swastikas with the unholy symbol of demonitization at the beginning if the video, but like not even a minute in he's just like "fuck it I'm not getting monetized anyway might as well" lmao

I didn’t believe that Italy could be even shitier than when they actually were in WW2. Now I do...

"Worst Axis Ever 102" info card Literally Immediately: *Dressel as Japan*

1:25 i really wasnt expecting that "panzer vor" when bokoen clicked on the airfield...

3:00 I thought Bo would go "NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN" like Hitler in Inglorious Basterds

1:36 i don't know why but the fact he excuses makes me sad

What were the mods used in this game ?

Golden: *Destroys all of Bo's tanks* Also Golden: What are you doing, you're throwing the game.

You know your team is under-preforming when Dressel has one of the best showings

Literally my first reaction when seeing the title "I guess golden was in the Axis then" sure enough, my man never dissapoints

One of these days..... Braun will learn how to garrison. Maybe 2029 or so.

"I can't hold all these tanks" - Golden 2020

I'm not able to make and find a relevant joke after seeing everything just fall apart

Bo: Lemme put a demonitized symbol over the Swastika so I don't get demonitized Also Bo: *removes symbol 15 secs later*

All the usual suspects, Braun, Dressel and Golden on the same team uniting to create a conflagration of failure of epic proportions...

Whoever said that outro literally revived my non-existent bloodline with his enthusiasm.

Worst axis part 2 Me: can't be that bad *Sees Golden and dressel on the same team* Me on the inside: nevermind

Being on same side as Dressel, Golden and Braun - that is what you call courage. Or insanity.

I could of sworn that dressl was forever banned from playing japan after he lost the entire navy on one engagement

Italy lost sixty six percent of German tanks? What a surprise

Bo Chan please... Equestria at War, the people have spoken...

What mod is that?

Gold: Omg is a shiny naval battle

I loved that Sealion. It literally looked like an allied trap.

I like how he said “Germany tried to Sealion with super heavy tanks” like he wasn’t Germany.

Could I possibly get the name of this mod, just the main one, it's very intriguing

9:52 German general trying to convince Re Vittorio Emanuele III not to leave the axis

Spongebob at lemonade stand: "Worst Axis HOI4 ever" Nobody: Spongebob: *adds Dressel's voice* Everybody: ASDFFKCKDOFPFPFKCJDKFVKEED

"yeah ill take care of your tanks" *uses a naval battle as an excuse*

"What are you doing!?" Italian ambassador to Germany, upon hearing rumors of unrestricted scientific testing

Bo to Golden: Das war ein befehl!

So even the sexy mustache is a no no for youtube... Thats a bruh moment

Lesson N°1: Don't have Dressel, Golden or Braun as your allies.

Holy shit, even Dolfy's mustache is censored to avoid demonetization

Dressel : "stop running"

historically accurate italy gameplay

"literally" counter: Italian manpower losses during ww2

You guys have played this game, together, so many times. How can you end up with some players being beyond incompetent. I expect a battle of wits, and it ends up as Bo fighting against the Allies and Axis.

When Bo's Axis won't do what they're told: Bo: *Plays Wunderwaffe card* Me: Why don't you do what the Germans did in 1943 to Italy, puppet them Bo then be like: *Plays Puppet Axis card next turn*

Bo going: 'I'm stunned' at around 4 minutes made him sound like Invader Zim.

You know youtube is fucked up when bo has to censor a the nazi flag and hitler. "Damn, this guy is playing germany in 1936 but i can't see any nazi things so i guess it's alright"

*Puts on hazmat suit * prepare for a toxicity.

Hey bo, at least the italians being incompetent is historically accurate!

God the sad little "I'm sorry" by flojo

Thats IS the Spirit. Thats why i Like Bokoen1 playing with the Axis: "You will häng togheter with Me"

"It happens quite often, Braun..."

_Bo gives control of the Afrika Korps to Italy_ It is UNWISE of you to LOWER your DEFENSES!!

Floojoe sounds so nice with the "I'm sorry", like, Dressel being Dressel aside, i wouldn't get mad at him.

The Soviets watching from their border as Germany gets massacred in North Africa, Bulgaria gets paradropped, and Italy is in crisis: Da fuck they doin over there?

Dressel, Golden & Braun together? Really an all star team you have here.

I love how people always have excuses, at least say "Yeah , I fucked up , sorry" but no "I was looking at Naval battle" how does that justify anything? "When does UK paradrop?" ... Bruh

I can’t wait to see golden scream at the top of his lungs

Hehehe golden is playing historical accurate.

Why was he looking at the naval battle? Is there anything to even micro there? Just in case you need to retreat?

Golden's M.O: 1. Claim you can handle something 2. Screw it up in a way so spectacular, it destroys your entire team 3. Absolutely refuse to take responsibility for your (in)actions, and blame everyone else for losing

Man that Romanian crash was pretty lucky