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THE EU HAVE BANNED HENRY HOOVERS FROM HAVING REAL EYES! | Colin from Portsmouth on Brexit 

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@Pining_for_the_fjords
@Pining_for_the_fjords Год назад
The only unrealistic thing about this is a brexiteer who can actually name EU laws.
@greymane4030
@greymane4030 Год назад
Just brilliant! So close to the “real” callers that Nick Abbot often gets its scary!! 😂😂😂😂
@mohabad2730
@mohabad2730 Год назад
Think Colin forgot to mention bendy bananas and fish & chips being served in newspaper.
@adarkimpurity
@adarkimpurity Год назад
Jokes aside, those are shit regs!
@ghengis430
@ghengis430 Год назад
And straight cucumbers. Bloomin wokerati wanting to eat veg and not throw it away if not perfect.
@adarkimpurity
@adarkimpurity Год назад
@@ghengis430 They are still like Hitler, except it's for imperfect DNA'd wonky veg...
@warrencox9380
@warrencox9380 Год назад
I think they consciously avoided using the frequently quoted ones that are totally made up
@stevemartin239
@stevemartin239 Год назад
Brilliant as always guys. Thanks for putting smiles on our faces!😂🤣😂🤣
@nickclinton7661
@nickclinton7661 Год назад
You forgot paid annual leave, too many brits crowding the one British beach not covered in sh*t and being paid for it?!? Bloody outrage
@ghengis430
@ghengis430 Год назад
😂
@Pumpherstonsmith
@Pumpherstonsmith Год назад
Where is this beach that`s not covered in shit or do want to keep it a secret.
@ghengis430
@ghengis430 Год назад
@@Pumpherstonsmith Freshwater Bay, Isle of Wight.
@billybobthornton9668
@billybobthornton9668 Год назад
Fell across these videos yesterday....and then a new video today, what a wonderful time to be alive!!! Love to the family! 😂
@joaomarreiros4906
@joaomarreiros4906 Год назад
When fiction imitates reality. Love to the family!
@diverguy3556
@diverguy3556 Год назад
Every pro Brexit phone in ever.
@Geffo555
@Geffo555 Год назад
You are the voice of Brexit Britain. Hurrah! Talk Tripe TV must be getting nervous.
@christophersimpson5645
@christophersimpson5645 Год назад
my fave euromyth is the one about fish and chip shops being told to display latin names for cod and haddock
@leod-sigefast
@leod-sigefast Год назад
That's got Boris written all over it!
@wadamohamed4442
@wadamohamed4442 Год назад
I am addicted to Colin from Portsmouth.... Love to the family
@nocturne7371
@nocturne7371 Год назад
I know this is fake, but it's not that far off things I have heard real people say.
@declanmcardle
@declanmcardle Год назад
I think that pumping sewage into rivers restriction has been lifted all right!
@rockerjim8045
@rockerjim8045 Год назад
i was looking forward to the ending of EU Nulclear Waste safety laws
@danielcraig4974
@danielcraig4974 Год назад
Colin get in the bin. Nice one guys 👍
@blindbrad4719
@blindbrad4719 Год назад
Ridiculous bloody EU! Colin for prime minister! He'll get the job done finally. Love to the family everyone
@HanzSygnal
@HanzSygnal Год назад
Top, top top, top, top commentary by the most unawoke skipper of this world, Colin from Portsmith
@TheColossalBlanket
@TheColossalBlanket Год назад
I love how he goes from batshit mad to actually being rather well informed on EU laws about airline passenger compensation and financial institutions.
@AdamHurley
@AdamHurley Год назад
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greyhound_jockey
@TheColossalBlanket
@TheColossalBlanket Год назад
@@AdamHurley Well I never knew that! Thanks for sharing.
@vamboroolz1612
@vamboroolz1612 Год назад
A parody that I can see actually happen, unfortunately.
@DNW28
@DNW28 Год назад
A parody I am actually seeing happen unfortunately ....present tense not future tense
@elipa3
@elipa3 Год назад
Stumbled upon this and subscribed. I am laughing all the time.
@highdownmartin
@highdownmartin Год назад
Battered jellyfish? I can see that appearing on chip shop menus soon.
@keithmaddison6877
@keithmaddison6877 Год назад
The picture of monkey jockeys on grey hounds ffs I can't get the picture out of my head
@JB_inks
@JB_inks Год назад
An absolute masterpiece!
@Pumpherstonsmith
@Pumpherstonsmith Год назад
The sad thing is it took me afew seconds to realise this was a spoof because in this "great " country of ours people like this actually exist.
@piccalillipit9211
@piccalillipit9211 Год назад
*WHAT - NO LAST WORD FROM COLIN* thats my fave bit - you have denied me - OMG - devastated...
@TheExplodingHeads
@TheExplodingHeads Год назад
Apologies to the family.
@piccalillipit9211
@piccalillipit9211 Год назад
@@TheExplodingHeads I dont have a family, but that's cos I live in the EU and they dont allow em' here
@johnpoile1451
@johnpoile1451 Год назад
No love then.
@John-yi1mk
@John-yi1mk Год назад
Prawn cocktail crisps can only be sold in multipacks and they outlawed Brasso. 😅😅 Love your stuff man . Love to the family.
@Pumpherstonsmith
@Pumpherstonsmith Год назад
They`ve oulawed Brasso? What am I going to put in my Irn Bru now Vodka?
@efremvercaigne7265
@efremvercaigne7265 Год назад
Agreed, that 168 hours a week law is ridiculous! :D Best laugh I had in a while that one. Cheers!
@pauln6803
@pauln6803 Год назад
The tragic thing is that Colin really does represent your average Reform voter and Rees-Smug admirer!
@derekbiggs6648
@derekbiggs6648 Год назад
I don't know why you picked Portsmouth but you've got it spot on. Apart from my kids of course.
@just-in6848
@just-in6848 Год назад
Child chimney sweeps...very Jacob Rees Mogg 😅
@jocosson8892
@jocosson8892 Год назад
child labour is making a big comeback; look how the USA has opened up so many opportunities for children in abattoirs
@just-in6848
@just-in6848 Год назад
@@jocosson8892 the Conservative Party is very Republican in brand 🙄
@jocosson8892
@jocosson8892 Год назад
@@just-in6848 yes and BLUE LABOUR like Snake Starmer
@gerrardjones28
@gerrardjones28 Год назад
Banned henry hovers from having real eyes and not letting fish and chip shops sell jellyfish? Now im beggining to understand slightly the logic in us leaving the EU
@bec9255
@bec9255 Год назад
Love this but I do wonder if satire is officially dead. Personally I blame the ECHR.
@griffithstoby
@griffithstoby Год назад
I think Colin started corpsing half way through that
@TalesOfWar
@TalesOfWar Год назад
James O'Brien had a caller on who was almost word for word identical up to the point of actually naming EU laws. I don't think that was coincidental lol.
@muirislandjim453
@muirislandjim453 Год назад
Awesome 😂👏🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@johnhickton2922
@johnhickton2922 Год назад
Why isn't Colin on Question Time. I'll tell you why. Bloody lefty BBC remoaners, that's why!
@georgelane6350
@georgelane6350 Год назад
I though James O Brien had had a haircut, but it was just satire
@robtyman4281
@robtyman4281 Год назад
George Lane - you don't get it do you?! It's not James O'Brien they're pillorying, it's headbangers, boneheads, and people who like being gaslit - like 'Colin' in Portsmouth. Unfortunately there are 'Colin's' all over the UK these days. Bin 'em all I say!!
@Struieboy
@Struieboy Месяц назад
Colin explaining clearly and concisely why we left the EU.
@williamparker7467
@williamparker7467 Год назад
If we get monkey jockeys on greyhounds then I might start supporting brexit.
@jannetteberends8730
@jannetteberends8730 Год назад
The reporter seems to go a bit out of balance with this avalanche of suggestions. 😂
@johngreenhorn8853
@johngreenhorn8853 Год назад
I actually believe Colin is right about the child chimney sweeps,we really do need to bring them back.
@rpastore5429
@rpastore5429 Год назад
No monkey jockeys on greyhounds???
@veryincognito6776
@veryincognito6776 Год назад
Another story from Doctor Who? This was a Dalek, wasn't he?
@old.not.too.grumpy.
@old.not.too.grumpy. 4 месяца назад
Bring back rickets..... make Britian great again
@iskrajackal9049
@iskrajackal9049 Год назад
Hilarious but please stop this series before all mainstream political parties adopt all items on Colin's wish list as serious policies
@The_SonicPELICAN
@The_SonicPELICAN Год назад
Brexit would be worth it, if we could get the monkey jockeys back!
@Alex-cw3rz
@Alex-cw3rz Год назад
Hilarious
@adarkimpurity
@adarkimpurity Год назад
I'm pro-Brexit and even I found this funny
@robertarisz8464
@robertarisz8464 Год назад
Thank you for your honesty. Can you name a single practical benefit of Brexit though?
@pippofranco879
@pippofranco879 Год назад
@@robertarisz8464 we want our sovereign tea back, those europeans been drinking their fill all these years, we need it back
@adarkimpurity
@adarkimpurity Год назад
@@robertarisz8464 Autonomy, lesser tariffs on the majority of goods from the rest of the world, changing trillions of silly regs like vacuum wattage limits and irregular curvatured banana import bans, control on migration, more/better trade deals, procurement rules changes, our own unlimited state aid funding. Sovereignty of us voting and Parl enacting it. More accountability too.
@leviathon2
@leviathon2 Год назад
@@adarkimpurity Nearly fell for it, lolz. Nice one.
@adarkimpurity
@adarkimpurity Год назад
@@leviathon2 You just innately lost the debate- like yous all have for over half a decade. Except this time you say you nearly got it- so you lost a little more than usual.
@chrisstones1249
@chrisstones1249 Год назад
😂🤣🤭🔥👍
@davebannister4222
@davebannister4222 Год назад
Purejoy more please
@iu1191
@iu1191 Год назад
"Why can't we have the Moon on a StiK, I'll tell you why....Thew Europeasn Space agency - GET IT IN THE BIN!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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