The Fake Sounds Companies Add To Products - Cheddar Explains 

Robot vacuums are the way to go for a quite vacuum (or manually sweeping/mopping instead) :)

@@Raterex sweeping is not ideal for those with allergies you literally make dust go everywhere

@@Forlfir true :)

especially when it sucks up the wrong thing and makes a HORRID sound

I've hypersensitivity to a lot of sounds, textures and other tactile experiences; vacuums are hell.

Well take solace in the fact that this isn’t the whole story. While there may be some truth to the idea that a vacuum that’s “too quiet” has a lower satisfaction rating, I know for a fact that a significant part of the cost associated with consumer vacuum cleaners is sound dampening to make them quieter. My source is a close friend who’s spent 12 years of his career engineering vacuum cleaners.

@@matthewjcobb thank you for providing this exact bit of information I was hoping to have found from someone's posted comment. If you ever took apart a vacuum and looked at the motor and it's parts along with having a tiny bit of knowledge with how just mechanics work. You would've been immediately thinking that this video's thumbnail has to be b.s or just how tf could that be?

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Same

I'm mad that pringles make sound! can't everything be silent everywhere??

But your mind is saying lets go

What people say and what people do is often very different. And a lot of it is subconscious.

Maybe people think that vacuums that are _actually_ silent are weaker or that they are "fake".

I just wanna watch RU-vid while I vacuum without headphones

No you subconsciously want a loud vacuum its science lol

And don't get me started on slow ATMs.

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It's everyone. You go to buy a vacuum. You test out vacuum 1. It's quiet. You test out vacuum 2. It's loud. "Damn, the second one is so much weaker. I will buy the first one!"

but... you can buy silent vaccum cleaners, nobody forces you to buy a loud one.

@@Obi-Wan_Kenobi62 true, but then again, a majority of vacuum cleaners today are loud on purpose, so a majority of people will buy loud ones, and they’d all contribute to noise pollution. i’ve never really encountered a silent vacuum cleaner IRL where i live, like i’m pretty sure i can only find it online.

E Rico like a ninja blender ripping some ice and slamming it against that dense plastic pitcher

Sean Gangstad thats exactly what I have and I think the sound is as loud as a motorbike no joke

Yeah unless you have the best of best of everything, most of the sounds you experience in your life are pretty basic. That’s a guess but it makes sense

I place the blender on top of a folded towel, then go into a closet, shut the door, then I use it. Hahahahaha

Who in the fuck is in your house?

readytowait LOL

Or without being woken up by loud cars going by my window!

*My life is a Lie*

Yep

When I'm riding my bike I'm glad most engines have a sound

Exactly !!

Then the vaccum connects to bluetooth

@@a.s.3601 omg 😂😂😂😂😂

SAME

Your content looks awesome would be watching it if I understood what you were saying 😂

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@@gn8103 you can check DIY experiments our english channel :)

@@gn8103 you can check DIY experiments our english channel :)

We just bought a bosch unlimited 6 series, and indeed, a lot less noisy. I believe it has an induction engine, which means it starts a bit slow... Sometimes I press the button twice, thinking it didn't get started at the first push.

Noelle, ikr what I want

Central home vacs are kind of like that.

that some asmr shit right there

Miele vacuums have quiet motors.

Yikes my vacuum would always be noisy

ValiantTaco and blender

They exist but not popular

Same, I judge effectiveness by how clean it is afterwards. I don't want constant auditory feedback that I'm doing it right every second every single time I vacuum. (Let alone fake.) I get it for car doors (functional) or opening bottles (very short, occasional, and nostalgia-loading) but for constant things? Oof, I'd rather get used to not having that fake feedback. When I learn why it's quiet I'll get used to it quickly.

Same! I have considered using ear plugs to be able to vacuum without anxiety.

Wenn have one and my mom loves it

Lmao you're acting like JDM sports cars aren't just as loud as their American/European counterparts. This is pretty untrue. The biggest factors for noise are engine displacement and exhaust, and really mostly the latter. The really loud cars you hear are because people (for some god forsaken reason) want them to sound that way, so they bought a special exhaust or muffler (generally speaking). Also, teslas like the one mentioned in this video kinda suck despite their very quick acceleration. I do like what they've done as far as bringing evs to the market tho, I just wouldn't be caught dead in one.

Push your tongue against the chip and "bite" it like that, it won't be as loud

@@Huimangi pro tip 😎

Soften it up with your saliva

(kidding) pulverize it into dust before class and mix it in your "pop" drink, oh wait, that has a noise too.

Oh just swallow it without breaking

So, I'm not the only one that only seems to feel the urge to clean in the middle of the night when I can't sleep.

@@SmallSpoonBrigade Not only the urge to clean. The urge to learn a new language, or try a new recipe. No one knows how many useless things I did at 2 A.M.

I concur🐸

I want my vacuum cleaner LOUD, for largely the same reasons. I am an evil, evil person. 3: D

@@claudiu1716 Agree, the times where I was most productive were mostly midnight

Yeah, it's such bs. The sound of picking up trash is nice, but the high-pitched roaring is so awful. I'll never vaccum without headphones in.

Make a vacuum loud . The sounds of dust and dirt slamming against it . You think it’s cleaning and it’s actually spitting it out

@@ygkoz damn..

Yg Koz I have two vacuums because one doesn’t pick up things from tile even though it has bare floor option. Just spits it back out everywhere, but it works better on my rugs than my other one lol

“Da best dakka makez da biggest boom! Louda iz bettah!” -Da Orkz

💯

Omg THIS!!!! It's 2020 ffs make that shit quiet! Everybody can afford them nowadays, it's no longer 1950 where the whole town needs to know that Mary Lou is better than everyone else bc she has a vacuum 🤦🏻

It's my opinion too.

Samantha Murphy-Keller they create “quiet” versions of the same product to earn more profit. Just saying

Makes perfect sense, but boomers disagree

More noise = more energy being wasted as noise = less efficiency. So you are correct.

This actually is a technique used everywhere for marketing and price justification. It's insane. Once you're a big brand, you can pull shit like that.

Kind of like apple phones delaying their old ones to make people buy new ones

Create a problem, sell the solution its brilliant!

@@NINJAxBACON lol yep

@@NINJAxBACON I got megamind vibes from that

Yes you are

That's stupid. If it picks everything up, it's working...

So I have to listen to a fucking loud ass vacuum just because most people are dumb, NICE!

I wish Silent Vacuums weren't so expensive!

@@hcupo No just buy a silent one

Hypercube9 that would be pretty cool

Yeah, but try using that during midnight

Just buy a silent vacuum and play the Pac-Man waka waka

A spy is sapppin' my vacuum!

It could say ooo daddy

They are a joke. When I hear an obnoxiously loud car I only think the guy must be compensating for something... There's no actual reason to be *that* loud.

It's simply not ok that the snapple bottles pop, without me giving them consent. everytime i open one it sounds like a gunshot. like....are they working with the news to keep fearmongering?

I'm with you!

Yup. I usually put on closed back headphones to make the high pitched whine bearable.

@@troywright359 ok stfu dont be a smart ass what connor said is valid

@@troywright359 There a huge difference between a satisfying pop! And a accually painful artificial noise, my ears feel horrible when vacuuming, its not a fucking joke

They're made it louder on purpose so they could sell... "a silent mode" as the most expensive option, later.

Me too. I hate the vacuum cleaner noise with a passion

Nice try, dog.

@@digojez *steal

Live in EU there is law how loud the vacuum can be. It getting more silent every year.

or jeff bezos or elon musk

Dyson has a very quiet battery powered vaccine

They represent old, clunky and ... inefficiency. I assume modern is sleek, small, efficient and quiet

Same

@Vladimir Kozlovsky speakers are only loud when you want them to

for cars I somewhat disagree, because a louder car almost always has higher performance, excluding older cars without mufflers. However with electric cars I definitely agree.

so non crunchy potato chips sound better to you?

I was just about to post this comment too

yeah no its called air going past the ketchup on the way back into the bottle

@@joshstewart1226 Yeah no, its called a joke you fucking dipshit r/wooosh. Asshole.

The fart 😂

@@sombra2738 Haha le woosh very funni

lmao have you not heard an airplane engine before? its way less quiet than a vacuum cleaner

@@edmund8954 Your comment screams 'No one likes me'

@@SaariumDeta Your comment screams "im 9 and i dont understand sarcasm"

@@edmund8954 Your comment screams 'i judge someone from their videos and then make unfunny jokes to then insult people who don't get my very very funny jokes because they don't give a shit'

@@SaariumDeta damn you mad or something?

God bless them.

Why not just have them put a warning that listening to sustained 80dB over time could damage their years? Ban culture is so frustrating. Just let me know, and let me make the decision, sure for vacuums there's no reason but in NYC there are so many housing laws that I just wish they would let me decide. They did a study that windows are important for health and then they banned living somewhere without a window. Like just let me know about the study and then let me decide, maybe the extra $100/mo matters more to my sanity and I want to be able to make that decision.

@@johndirac6707 It's not really a ban though, it's just a higher minimum requirement for manufacturers.

@@johndirac6707 uhhh so you want a loud vacuum??

@@johndirac6707 Are you also going to sign a waiver that says you renounce all rights to free European healthcare in relation to any sound-related damage you might sustain from the vacuum? Also, are you going to pay the government for all the lost tax revenue on account of your reduced productivity from ear damage? I am of course being a bit hyperbolic in both cases, but the point is that governments have a vested interest in the health and resulting productivity of their citizens, and they don't want their citizens getting sick or injured any more than a farmer wants that for his cows. And while you might believe you have a right to get sick or injure yourself, people aren't islands and what happens to them has consequences for other people, and you don't have a right to impose those consequences on other people. It's a large part of the government's job to try and optimise everyone's quality of life, so if banning loud vacuum cleaners means you don't need treatment for ear damage, which prevents you from wasting taxpayer money, preserves those treatment resources for someone else, and ensures you are healthy enough to keep working and contributing to society, then why _shouldn't_ the government ban loud vacuum cleaners? Allowing people to take actions that are destructive to their health is allowing them to actively harm society as a whole, so what point is there in having a government if it isn't going to protect society and all the people in it? I understand that things are different in the US, where the government doesn't care about the health of its citizens and people are afforded rights that are blatantly harmful to society such as owning military assault weapons, but in the rest of the West governments are committed to protecting people even if that means protecting people from themselves, and their citizens are largely grateful for it.

internet connected vacuum that plays the podcast while it's on cause needless gadgets are the american way!

I was gonna comment on that! Vacuuming is one of my least favorite chores just because I can't play anything in the background. While all the other ones became almost enjoyable because I can listen to that 1 hour long youtube video or a podcast.

@@shockingblue8069 headphones?🤷‍♀️

The quieter the better.

Have you heard of headphones? I slap on my $35 Mpow 059 headphones (which are Bluetooth) and listen to some criticalrole

ditch carpet for wood floors and less dust stirred up, less surface area for things you dont want to have like fleas and insect eggs and mold if you can

have you tried Apple's new vacuum cleaner? it's their only product that doesn't suck

@@BertGrink underrated excellence bro! Should have put that gem in the main section as its hidden in this reply thread

@@FadahRon Had i done that, i would probably have been called out for regurgitating an ancient joke :P

@@BertGrink Haha Dont let the old trolls prevent the fun!! I'm sure there's a lot of people that would have seen that for the first time and have a good old chuckle!

So you're a Foley artist?

I thought it said trump

@@kchigley5309 Who said they were?

"oh, and whooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

*F r u m p ?*

I concur fully. Just touching on the topic makes me irritated.

@dandanthetaximan You can't vacuum your carpet because it stresses you out?? Lay of the social media 😂😂

brep, i think your anger is perfectly rational and justified.

to bad they didn't go further into this one, cause hearing some harder dust going into the vacuum is such a small part of the huge noise a vacuum makes..

@dandanthetaximan our vacuum is extremely quiet. Like you can barely hear it at all.

smad here the oly loud noises i like are from guns music and cars but other loud noises hell no like loud people talking or a infant crying

Yes, because autism = you hate loud noises.

@@veraa6046 His/her autism. That says nothing about other people's experience. BTW autists being annoyed by loud noises is pretty common.

I had to vacuum today and I hated it. My family tried to talk to me and I could not hear them. I can stand it but I was not in the mood for it at all. I’m also autistic.

im also autistic, sensory sensitivity is a very real trait that is common with autism. loud noises and being unable to filter small noises like other people can can really overload your senses, it will make you hate loud noises, i personally hate vacuuming for this reason. Id love a silent vacuum.

"Please give me a silent vacuum so my ears can enjoy the sweet release of death" lmao

This sounds like an ideal vacuum.

Brilliant

That'll be $300 more

How about you just look at the ground.

same here my brother

I'm highly sensitive to noise and hear frequencies most people don't and vacuums are definitely a big offender

Sheldon Patrick how does a vacuum being loud sound good? It scares me to high hell.

@@PanoptesDreams same man. it's a curse, I'm an Audiophile too so 50hz noise cut my sleep, can't even sleep with the phone charger plugged in. But vacuums? Oh god if my ears could blead they would.. It's litteraly painful

Dont believe all this. Sound engineering in manufacturing is nowhere like anything that this portrays.

Thank you - finally someone who understands.

Jaketime04 yeah but only actual super cars not ricers

I don’t mind if a car sounds loud when I’m next to it, I just want it to be quiet inside

TheLastProzacNation YES

For cars there can be a "good" loud and a "bad" loud If you've ever spent much time around them you'd more easily understand what i mean Some cars just sound more correct than others, and some cars, particularly third party riced out cars, sound really truly terrible There are also sounds cars make that are specific to certain problems a car could be having, for instance a squealing noise when the car is turning (not the tire screeching sound but a high pitched squeal from inside the car), is indicative of power steering problems, likely the belt being loose. In my opinion if it's not a car meant purely for sport it should sound nice and loud on the outside, and almost completely silent on the inside. Lexus does this very well in my experience

Then I could vacuum without scaring my poor cat

Yeah it's annoying

Fmono • 39 years ago • edited yuck!

I hate the whining vaccums makes, pets are generally terrified by the noise and if you have an upstairs neighbor who likes to vacuum at 5 in the morning you wish these things where silent.

But not that sound of a large screw or metal nut getting sucked up.

Are you sure we're talkin about vacuum cleaners?

@@PACKERMAN2077 lol

What vacuum was that? I would buy a silent vacuum any day!

Using high headlights on and off has always been that

my brother bought the generation before yours. it doesn't project a light onto the floor. the only way he knows it is running is if his feet get wet when he opens the door. mine is one model cheaper. it has an exposed control panel including a countdown of how many minutes until it is done. and it makes an occasional gurgle.

This information makes me really upset because the loud sound of a vacuum is my most hated sound. I can't stand it

@@hauntingstarfish149 To be fair to vacuums, Cheddar is being misleading. Vacuums do make loud sounds as a side effect of good suction. The sound design comes in to help you hear how it's working, not necessarily how loud it is. In other words, we can't have very effective vacuums that are also super silent like a Prius sneaking up on you. The quiet vacuums out there aren't quiet, either; they are just regular amounts of loud. The industrial vacuums in a shop are sort of quiet, but the suction part is usually far from the opening/hose and the machine is bigger, which allows it to run quieter (similar to how a large fan moves more air without being louder).

Get a botvac, never have to be home while your house is being vacuumed! Have a Neato D3, love it

Your house must be filthy what kind of mother and wife are you ?

@@gelatinguy There are plenty silent vacuums which perform even better then those pesky loud ones, at least in Europe. Dont know how its in the states, but google Electrolux, swedish brand, you can barely hear it while running on max. Through a door its almost silent.

Fuck the dust sound, I have eyes.

👌🏾🔥😂😂😂😂

a couple of ball bearings will fix that.

your eyes can see if the dust hit the inside of the vacuum.. where else would it go

@@Bluntz_ Has anyone ever seen a vacuum cleaner with a transparent bin?

You are the only person I've seen with this comment and it is just great.

or those cracked dashes? on the chevy tahoe suburban, GMC yukon and cadillac from 2007 to 2014? they all seem to crack in the exact same spots

Only if it's a Dodge.

Sam Hehe clean your car and you will know.

Sounds normal to me

Wake up the napping children too.

But imagine a dorito with the shape and size of a pringles

I think kettle chips are louder.

Loudest shape but not the thickest

@@vaderladyl but imagine a kettle with the shape of a pringles

McCoy's crinkled crisps, in the shape of a Pringle. That would shatter the Earth 😅😛

Ya and a silent vacuum I have enough headaches without that stupid noise maker

And quieter bags so I can get chips straight from the bag while still hearing lol

@@thegrinch2613 *SHRHSHHRHDHSHEHHRHRH CRNCHCHHCHXJDJXHHCJCJJDJDJC* (the devils unleash)

Dip it in water that will do the trick

T-Posing Loki haha

Yeah! We should be ridding motorized horses! Mobility for one. And I do preffer turning on/off their characteristic noise. 😂

Oh, like electric bikes?!

I read it as 'foster homes'.

“I don’t like quotes on the internet, because if they’re believable or have a famous person’s name next to it people will think they’re real quotes,” -Abraham Lincoln, 1357 at the moon landing.

@@smithmcsmithy2645 it's True very often, but this one is real... At least it's paraphrase not quote.

Fat L

ikr, i was in a tesla once and i loved the sci-fi like sound

I liked the turbine sound KITT made in the original Knight Rider. It was like an airplane.

indeed. that sound was exciting, while the loud motor sounded unnecessary

Teslas sound like wind but normal cars sound way better imo

The noise of the vacuum cleaner will haunt me in hell.

@@BUSHCRAPPING the people that make it loud are at the top level, heat surmises

Yeah, the motor noise masks the important audio cues.

Yes! I want crackling and not that near-deafening VVVRRRRRRRRRR noise I absolutely despise

Product design. Now when you hear shitty instrumentals you’ll think of this channel

So illogical

That's another advertising gimmick. They know it works!

it's the active sound design of clickbait

Im your 1000th like

kutiekitsune213 I just love the smell, it makes up for teh sound

kutiekitsune213 put headphones and listen to music while vacumming. that's what i used to do and it worked for me

_Alexandra_ _Black_Woods_ you have to turn the music up higher and have your ears hurt more

Yeah vacuum cleaner noise is just annoying

I have pink eye and it’s contagious use sound blocking headphones not earbuds

Some cars have speakers under left side of a bumper to notify pedestrians, but it can be turned off

Yes, noise is in no way satisfying, ever. It's useful, informative and instructive only. Silence is golden.

EU seems to have regulations for how loud items are allowed to be (for people's safety). And this number is reduced as development progresses. So the same model sold in USA and EU should be quieter in EU (alternatively quieter to other US models in USA). But the common European design differs from the common US design anyway. The piece you vacuum with is separated from the machine, connected with a flexible pipe. It helps reaching stuff so much easier. www.komplett.se/img/p/1200/8dbc14cf-6bf2-d291-5be5-73cfbc9936f4.jpg

@@Liggliluff - If you mean a canister type vacuum, then I'd guess the US has more of those than the upright. Thanks for the link.

Virginia Moss my 500c.i. Cadillac big block disagrees 🤣

also he has the side with the flavour facing on the roof of his mouth, not his tounge

Well it clearly fits in his mouth Not every one has a tiny mouth

Im glad i wasnt the only one bothered by the way he ate the pringle

@@spartanwar1185 Not everyone eats like a moron. Do you eat your carrots sideways too?

@@BillyBoze I do

Lizette Chavex they use a blind driving man stick to drive

Lizette Chavex r/woooosh

@@who-dh5xk r/ihavereddit

Кто-то Откуда god fucking damn it

There was a driver in our country, an old man who had a driving license, he operated on the public transportation called "jeepney". A modified WW2 Jeep to carry 18+ passengers. Well, this idiot is blind, and still worked on a Jeep. He did great until he crashed on a pole, then which he grabbed the attention of the police which learned he is blind, fucking hell he brushed it off wtffff.

Stealing this top comment but DID ANYONE SEE HOW THE GUY EATS PRINGLES AT 7:02 ? WHO PUTS THEM IN SIDEWAYS??? IT GOES ON THE TONGUE YOU SICK BASTARD

i can't imagine a life without this information

@@anthonyitaliano7316 I KNOW RIGHT OUTRAGEOUS

True. All of this information could fit in 15 seconds. It's just another of these pop documentaries, made-for-kids style but not meant for kids. Also, why every person on these kind of videos has the SAME ACCENT!!!

ersad Kaya Proper English, please.

Same, I hate chewing sounds and people makeing noises with their mouths or pens

vacuums put me into panic symptoms. i feel you.

What a life eh, must be hard living with that tumor in your head

@@superswogg That's not at all funny. My mother had brain surgery to remove an aneurysm-like growth ten years ago and was never the same. Please think before you say something that could actually be even more hurtful than you intended. :(

@@SnapshotOfASoul so ur whole family has brain problems? rough

MasterChef 117 correction: so you don’t hear the grass screaming

Grass actually screams when cut

Their tiny screams

@@RandomGuy-ol6wi No, they are intelligent and hop out of the way

my family has a very quiet lawnmower, its only a bit louder than a hand-pushed mower.

wait a minute... did I see that right? he put it in sideways? I don't think he's human, we should get rid of him before he infects others

@@tapsi6928 I am invoking my right as Pringle administrator to strip your pringle privileges and sentence you to one year of off-brand chips only. Weiner boi

Garrett Tamez I wish to unite the sideways gang and the longways gang

@@penntopaper9305 Don't These are the same people that would eat a carrot sideways.

Bozebilly eating carrots sideways is epic

That's what they want you to think... Quiet vacuum cleaners should simply be the norm.

Miele, and you would pay more.

That's what they want you to do

Then you've fallen for their scheme.

I've used a Henry at my work. This thing is so silent you can have a conversion at normal level and it's does the job pretty well

Indeed. I have known a couple people who deliberately mistune their vehicles to make them louder at the cost of the vehicles power and efficiency. This is annoying as ****.

It's like cars, they tend to be around 30-35% efficient. That is 30-35% of the energy in the fuels goes to making the car move. The rest of that energy is blown out the exhaust as heat and sound.

@@raymondkent2237 lol nobody does this, stop trying to act like a car nut because you clearly arent one and if you think you are correct, please tell me exactly what they do (actual TUNING the engine or just muffler deletes or what)

Maglev

"Mathematically designed for your enjoyment" My ass, if they actually did then jeez those guys are tryin' to milk those things hard

My god yes

My math professor literally had us pass them around in a lecture last year as an example of a hyperbolic parabaloid lol

@\\Hugh M Janus// DETERMINATION

I believe dyson actually makes things quiet for a change...

@@VulpeculaJoy there are vacuums mostly used by hotels that are ungodly quiet. And they have a lot of power.( taski was a brand name i saw like that....but idk how obtainable they are as a private buyer)

Miele canister vacuums are some of the quietest around. However, you'd be paying through the nose for it.

Captain Marvel's Son youll say that until you start feeling like its underpowered You have to be very keen on getting a quiet vaccuum not to