Male version. Man 1: "Did you fart"? Man 2: "Yes"! Man 1 and 2" hahahahahahha". Job Done, 2 seconds of discussion leading to a shared opportunity for joy and laughter. Women: two minutes 45 seconds of lies and deceit leading to arguments.
I was hoping it was Sabrina (the accuser) who farted, the whole time. And her friend was just being nice and pretending she didn't know. Then the scene ends with a similar convo with the dog.
@@qua7771 My farts are religious. I slipped one out in the Kaiser hospital parking garage elevator. Some big guy turned around and looked at me and said ''JESUS CHRIST!'' Might have been my sandals or my beard. He thought I was someone else.
Life lessons: Just goes to show you that to have a true friendship, you have to put up with some shit every once in a while. Also, you find that, in life, to get to the truth, you sometimes have to listen to an asshole, weather you want to or not.
"Labiasians can always tell species of fart... because they don't live with a man. Men can pass off their fart for a dog-fart everyday, because their women don't care whose it is." ~ Mark Twaint
So go over to this girl's house to meet her parents for the first time and needless to say, I was kinda nervous and I could feel my belly start to rumble "Oh boy, I'm gonna have to fart like a mule". I walk inside and her dad is sitting in his recliner reading a newspaper. I decide to sit on the couch with their dog at my feet, that way I can fart and blame it on the dog. I squeeze one out and her father says to the dog "Duke". I'm thinking "Oh cool ... he thinks it's the dog". So I let out an even louder one. And this time her dad yells at the dog "Dammit Duke !!!".... haha!!! he still thinks it's the dog. So this time I really let one rip, and her dad throws his newspaper down and yells "DAMMIT DUKE!!! GET OVER HERE BEFORE HE SH*TS ON YA!!!" 😄🤣😝🤪
My wife goes berserk if I fart. I've perfected a night time routine that guarantees a silent fart under the duvet, when I'm about to rip I pull my arse cheek to one side and it just slips quietly out with a gentle puffft.........then I just hope that the smell doesn't creep out of the duvet too pungently.
If I fart... I own up to it. I remember someone in high school said to me (after I cut the cheese in the cafeteria during lunch) "You damn stinky bastard!" because since I always admitted that I did it, they assumed it was me. I laughed so hard I think I let another 1 go. Also, the 1st 2 dogs I had would only let SBDs & it stunk like hell when they did. My current dog often makes noise when she farts.
Meeting my new brother in law for the first time we were sitting at his mothers table. He was sitting over there talking to me and shitting himself, well I thought he was. He thought what a nasty rude man sitting at my mothers table crapping in his pants. We started accusing each other and it got loud and vocal. I was ready to take him out back whoop his ass, about then a dog calmly walk out from underneath the table took a few steps and stretched his back legs and farted. We looked at each other and busted out into laughter for 10 min. We became great friends.
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Have you ever been driving down the road by yourself & you just drive through a big fart smell & you know you didn't fart? And then you think what if I had had a girl in the car & she would know she didn't fart, would she ever believe it really wasn't me?
Here's a joke about baby boomers I think you will all like! When a baby hits a boomer it will empty a full roomer, and you will have to use a lot of defumer! Pheweeee! 😂😬😹😳🤢😨🙄
@@michaelmcdonald8452 I'm not ok that you say "it's clearly meant" when you actually can't really tell. It could easily be just an example of people, who take things too seriously and the whole situation escalades quickly to the point where someone loosing control over simple fart accusing other that he or she form this moment is untrustworthy. Personally i see the whole deal quite toxic and i see people in real life who act the same way. I have to say it is not fun at all.
I was still attracted to her after the fart. But when she sees the dog crap and goes back to reading like I'll clean it up later. 😳. Definitely turned off. 🤣
The dogs point of view-ladies don't look at me, I'm supposed to be the support animal remember? And the dog looks at the other lady shame on you for blaming me for your frpppt! Maybe I need to find some part proof owners ones that actually tell the truth! I'm out of here lady get yourself another support animal! 😬😳😬😂😹
