Top 10 Funniest Farts On Live TV History 

Farting is the only joke in the world that a 2 year old and a 102 year old will still laugh at together!

The anticipation of waiting for each fart is killing me

I used to work at a pharmacy. You wouldn’t believe how many old people just walk and fart like nothing happened

My local postman collected the mail from the post box at 7 am and ripped one thinking he was on his own. It echoed round the shopping area like thunder and I cried with laughter, then he turned round and said “sorry I thought I was on my own” classic!

I remember once my teacher said “be quiet” and a kid just farted when everyone was quiet

A guy once farted on the bus with his headphones in, forgetting only he could hear his music.

Leslie Nielsen was a notorious prankster. One of his favorite jokes was to carry a fart machine in his pocket and set it off at the most opportune time.

I was in college. First semester Freshman year. Class of 200. 9 a.m. During a quiet moment, chick cough, then farted loudly. I’ve never heard a group of young adults laugh like that in my life. Even better, my buddy was drunk in class. On a Monday. At 9:00 a.m. About 5 minutes after it happened, notices me behind him in class. Looks back and drunkenly “whispers”, “Dude, did you hear that chick fart?” Whole class heard him. Which caused another laughing fit. Best day of class ever.

Don't always assume your fart will be silent. Especially on a wooden chair.

Divided by nation, language, gender , age etc and United by fart

My mom said she went into a fancy shoe store and it was so quiet. She squatted down to try on a shoe and farted. She said she had to stand back up to make it stop because it just kept coming😂

The best friendships/relationships are when you are comfortable to fart by each other 😂

I remember taking a final exam in college when a student in the back of the room ripped one. The entire class erupted in laughter, including the professor.

*its 2 am and I am watching a video about farts*

Farts are merely the ghosts of what you ate yesterday. 😅

When I was in 5th grade, we were in Gym class. Told to line up, boys in one row and girls in another. I felt such a fart, but it was quiet, and I knew it was bad, so I moved from the middle of the line to the back. That warm air traveled all over the gym. Made everyone laugh so hard and scream. Lmao! No one knew it was me. Thank God!!!

A shy kid in my AP Bio class sneezed and farted at the same time. He announced "I want to die"

That fart was the most intelligent thing I'd ever heard on The View.

I had a scammer call me last week and I acted like I was going along with it but making increasingly louder and darker fart sounds with my mouth while he was talking. Towards the end, I said something like, "Excuse me for just a second. I'mma put you on hold," before letting out a scream-grunt and crying, "I can't hold it in anymore!", then making the worst blood fart sounds mixed with moans of "oh god" and "help" until he finally hung up. Before he did, though, I heard him gagging like he was about to throw up. I cracked up for probably close to an hour.

I’ll never forget one time when I was in the army, we just got back from a 5 mile run. The battalion commander told us to pretty much make a horseshoe formation around him so he could walk back-and-forth and talk. The soldier in front of me was a particularly large one, and I don’t mean muscle-wise. He was soaked from head to toe in sweat so bad that it looked like he just got out of the shower with his PT uniform on. He’s literally 5 feet from the battalion commander, and I am the person directly behind him. I’m not exactly sure what was going through the guys head, but he ripped the wettest, longest and loudest fart I have ever heard in my life… The battalion commander paused a second mid walk, and turned with a look of disgust on his face of the likes I’ve never seen. I could not contain my laughter, nor can I stop it. All I could do is try to hide it as best I could when everyone around me can see that I’m cracking up hysterically. One of the sergeants from my company grabs me from the T-shirt, yanks me to the back of the formation, gives me a look, as I stand at parade rest and try to keep a straight face, but I lost it laughing again. He said “You’re a f*****g idiot, go away” but he did giggle a little bit trying to hide it. So I show up for work that day, and I got called into the first sergeant’s office. The first sergeant said “Did you s**t yourself in front of the Battalion commander after PT this morning?” I couldn’t help but laugh again, and I explained it to the first sergeant that it was not me. That guy was one of the most serious people Ive ever met, even got a scoff out of him as he cursed at me and told me to leave his office.

Farts are by far the most funniest thing in the world, especially in a silent room full of people 🤣

Never trust a fart when you feel bubbles in your stomach......just take my word for it😕

I can feel deeply for the last one… We’ve all been there…😂

That last one was so freaking tragic. When you get to a certain age, you never know when a seemingly innocent fart can end up being a catastrophically, embarrassing accident.

My mom farted at the dinner table and I felt my chair vibrate. I laughed so hard because she tried to deny it. I ended up getting in trouble for laughing.

This is one of my *WORST* fears

The funniest scene was the city council meeting. Not only was the fart so loud, it resulted in a recess lol

I actually feel sorry for the lady at the very end. You knew she was ready to use the restroom when she first put her hands up near her stomach

That last one appeared to be the fart's evil cousin: The SHART.

thanks to quarantine, I’m here listening to farts like it’s a symphony

When I was around 30 and my Mum 50, pre mobile device days, we had to endure hours with no power one evening. As we sat there together bored on the sofa in the dark, she let out some gas unintentionally, which had me jump out of my seat. I thought then it was only fair that I answer her back with one of my own. Setting her off laughing, she did another and that was how a fart duel between us was born. Never knowing when in our conversation it would happen next. We created our own fun. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as much as I did that night and it’s been almost 25 years. 🤣 Also fond memories of my grandmother that every time she got up out of her chair she would putt putt putt all the way to where she was going to. We used to say she was powered by gas. It would make the family laugh but we’d always try to keep a straight face around her as she didn’t seem to know she was doing it.

That last one was particularly embarrassing. Poor lady!

i once farted and sneezed at the same time while being surrounded by 3 girls. Luckily the sneeze was so loud that they didn't hear the fart.

I remember hearing a horrific story of farting several times in a waiting room. The lady had headphones in, listening to Lady Gaga, and she forgot over time that only she could hear her music. She felt gas coming on, so she thought, "oh I'll just fart during the chorus sections, they'll be loud enough to mask the sound. Then she realised everyone in the quiet waiting room could hear her basically farting to the beat of a Gaga song...

The funniest fart I remember in school, one kid dropped a silent bomb across the room during a test. I looked over to the left at kids going ew and holding their nose. The it hit me and I too was trying to breath in my shirt. Then to the right the teacher looks up and then directly at the boy sitting closest to her desk. She asked him if he needed to use the bathroom. Confused he shrugged and said no, and she asked if he was sure and he said no again.

🤣🤣🤣 Whoopie's fart and her response has me dying

The political meeting was the funniest. They are trying so hard not to laugh. That was legendary

Oh man that city council meeting one at 4:05 had me in tears. I love how that lady is starting to finally get it together again and then the farter strikes again 😂

48 years old, still go into Hysterical laughter with these farting videos. Just can’t help it! Feel like it’s a curse sometimes. Lol

Embarrassing when your in public and let out a big whopper of a sneeze, but also let out a big whopper of a fart too 🤣

4:55 The counsellor that activated the release right after the word ‘passed’ deserves a pay rise. That timing was impeccable.

They don't call her Whoopi for no reason!

I like how number 5 wasn't even a fart, but she still couldn't help laughing at it lol

Omg I feel so sorry for that last lady 😢. She was holding her stomach before the interview started. Oh how embarrassing!!! Poor thing!!

37 Years old still laugh out loud when I hear a fart.

Number 8: That explains how Whoopie Goldberg got her first name😂😂😎

Totally different scenarios, but when my son was maybe a year old we were in the waiting room of the doctors office with about 5 or 6 other people, and he kept letting out a string of little but audible farts lol We all tried to stifle our laughter, but he noticed, and it made him laugh, which just made him fart more, and soon we were all cracking up while he was just having a blast 😂 So much less embarrassing when it's a baby doing the farting lol

No matter where you are in the world farts are always in your native language😂❤

One time I farted and my mom looked at me and I started laughing and my fart went along with my laugh it went Bert Bert Bert berrrrrt and my mom was like what was that

You know you have hit bottom when watching a RU-vid video about farts.

This is why, no matter how old you get, farts will always be funny. ❤

When I was in college we went to a court room to see what happened in trials. We were all sitting in the public gallery when one of the students did the most massive fart on the wooden bench we were sitting on. We couldn't contain our laughter as it vibrated up the bench and was loud. Needless to say we got told off by the judge!

Leslie Neilson carried a fart machine with him and was notorious for “farting” during interviews! Funny guy!!

The fart is absolute proof, that God has a sense of humor.

I remember back in middle school during a mock exam, people were slightly chatting and stuff at the back. Our teacher, a strict 65 year old woman yelled "everyone quiet!!" and the force of her yell also created a different force that killed the nostrils of 3 and crippled 9

I was laughing like a tickled toddler until that poor woman at the end. I think her’s took silent but violent, to a whole new level 😳

It’s funny how even adults aren’t mature when someone farts😂😂😂

But, I have perfected the art of farting silently!

Fun Fact: We searched this up😂🤣

Leslie Nielsen had a small handheld contraption that could produce the perfect fart noise, he was well-known for using it during interviews to keep himself amused.

My ex husband would say, evertime after he farted, " Did you hear that? I think that was a barking spider." 😳 Lol

I remember I farted during class.. LOL I laughed so hard at my own fart, I farted again and then THAT fkn made me laugh even more and then my fart just went along with my laugh each time BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOOOOOOP BOOP

That baby Wookie at No. 2 was amazing! Absolutely dying even after seeing it over 20times 🤣🤣

no matter if you're MIT professor or a bum, farting makes us all laugh

People don’t realize farting is like sneezing

The lady in the chair was trying to hide it so bad 😂😂😭😭

I remember as a kid at Christmas one year listening to a story that our Uncle Terry told us. He said one time while he was in college, he was in the library studying and had to fart. So he let one rip, and it was more than just a rip! 😂 he said a tiny turd came out, so he got up, walked around the corner of one of the bookshelves, and started shaking his leg until the turd rolled down his pants leg until it fell out on the floor. He had the whole family laughing hysterically! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's almost like farts have different personalities and suit the personality of the sitter. 😂

Number 6 is my favourite. Thw noise kills me every time. She was hoping for a quiet one and that masterpiece comes out. Excellent

One time while we were in Disney world, my dad and I went inside a store to get our pictures. We left my mom sitting outside and there was a man sitting on the bench next to her. When we came out she was so mad saying that he lifted his leg up & let out a loud fart without a single emotion 😂😂😂 I honestly wish I could’ve been there to witness that moment 😭

@1:20 ok but we have to respect how she completely owned that in the best way possible 😂

When I was a kid I was pretty sure that someday farts just wouldn't be funny to me anymore. Couldn't have been more wrong.

When I was in hospital the doctor was doing his rounds and farted while examining me. I died laughing he went bright red. Hated my week stay but loved my doctor especially after that fart!

It’s so weird how bowel things are so embarrassing yet everyone does it. 🤔

I was on a train in India, and myself, two New Zealand girls and an Israeli girl had swapped our polite introductions to each other. We were facing on to a elderly Indian lady who sat cross legged with her sari over her head. She looked so elegant and beautiful. Her adult teenage grandsons were with her, seeing her off. She rocked up high on one cheek of her backside and let out the most tremendous fart that I have ever heard to this day. We sat in a stunned silence for a second, one of the girls snickered and that was it!, we fell about that train carriage and laughed for hours on into the night and next day. She will never know how much she made our day and still has me laughing 26 years on ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

My husband and I were at McDonald's several years ago and we were sitting in the hard plastic booth. My husband moved to get up and farted and I thought Machine Gun Kelly was in McDonald's 😂😂😂😂😂

Farts make the world a better place... Except the last one

No matter how old we get, farts are funny 😂

I farted on a timber floor at church when I was a kid, it was so loud father pat inhaled the communion wafer and choked , best Sunday mass ever.

Leslie Neilson became famous for his “farts”, having a small rubber device hidden in his hand which absolutely devastated interviewers while he laughed like there was no tomorrow. He had a boyish sense of humor. Miss him because of it.

The fact that I’m watching Whoopi Goldberg farting on RU-vid at 4 am means I should probably call it a night...

I farted during this video

I would never survive a fart. If I did it I start laughing EVERY TIME, without fail and will admit it if it was me. I can never lie about it... sorta sucks.... but always funny🤣🤣🤣

the best part is even if you were barely laughing, you hear everyone's eccentric patterns of laughter which then further eggs you on to keep laughing

“There is a little wind, that comes from the heart; ignorant people call it a fart.”

That council meeting one is the funniest for me. The lady's reaction just makes it so much better😂😂

I was in boot camp in naval station Great Lakes. Someone got caught talking in chow and we were lined up in our compartment completely silent, waiting to get beat. Chief walks in and doesn’t say a word. He looks around and as soon as he is about to speak someone let’s put a HUGE fart. Chief says he’s gonna beat the gas out of us. Needless to say, we all became a division that day. We got our asses beat but we all were in laughter and tears.

One time when I was at school I did a silent fart that was so bad the teacher was _convinced_ that someone had deliberately set off a stink bomb. He even went so far as to keep us all in after the bell had gone until someone owned up. Needless to say I never did, but thinking back I must’ve turned bright red when he started furiously ranting about how dangerous stink bombs can be.

I hate it when you feel confident the fart you are about to let go is going to be a silent one only for a bit of force to get behind it and it sounds like the biggest duck quack. There's no coming back from that. On a side note Leslie Neilsen - total legend, he was unapologetic about his guff.

Why there ain't international fart day

At a party in college a guy lit a huge fart that illuminated the whole room . Everyone was horrified for 10 seconds...And then it was funniest thing in the world ...A magical ,memorable evening was had by all ...

I coughed and farted in a class full with students two years above me. I was only about 13. I could have died from embarrassment everyone laughed so I stood up and gave them all a bow to redeem myself

3 am, no regrets

Fart is art without 'f'

The fart....proof the God has a great sense of humor. 😂

My wife gets a little grumpy if I fart but watching a fart in a movie and she’s laughing so hard SHE farts.🤷🏼‍♂️

That shart at the end was definitely life changing…..and underwear destroying. Not sure how one recovers from that sort of trauma 😂

Im getting second hand embarrassment from watching this

1:19….that’s the smartest thing Whoopi has ever said.👍🏾