The Fear Assessment 

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Not to mention the yelling about Jesus & demons 😂

I'm guessing she's used to it

@@ethanor Just another Wednesday for her!

I was just about to type this lol 😂

@@MbitaChizi aint no followers on youtube. copy paste better next time

I’ll fix it Fear assessment: are you scared? Markiplier: not anymore you should be scared of me! Know why? Fear assessment: why? Markiplier: BOAR SPEAR!!!!!!!! Fear assessment: 😱😱😱

My theory is that he or someone else uses that spear in his movie

​@@MbitaChizimate there is no followers on RU-vid

@@MbitaChizi you look old enough to have a job, buy it yourself.

Ok but analog horror isn’t really scary, just a bit unsettling, your not playing the game and it’s a bit goofy seeing mark in the corner. If you truly think you’re unsusceptible to horror, you should probs play an actual horror game

@@achannelwith53subsfornorea38 1. He probably has 2. This wasn't even unsettling or horrifying, and I was laughing alot 3. Cry all you want we don't care about you or what you say

@@Gamer-wy5mu That's rude. He raises a good point too. 1. Probably hasn't if he's boasting the idea that he's not susceptible to horror. 2. I wonder why. Mark was goofing off the entire video and it is not scary, entertaining sure, but nowhere near scary and you aren't cool because you didn't get scared like you think you are. 3. Not sure why you made it personal for no reason he was stating some valid points and you reply like somebody pissed in your cereal.

@@ilectus Well, to be honest, most of the time, Mark takes the horror off of the game, with light-hearted joking and being scared himself. He just lifts some of the frights off the game when he plays a horror game, lmao.

play this game with headphones full screen and follow the rules, shit is not scary until you actually play it@@achannelwith53subsfornorea38

I got 4 letters for u- adhd

@@TheColourfulSidetwitchisn't that three (3)?

@ParamaterX that would be two (2) letters

​@@PoisonFlower765ty for the chuckle

@@PoisonFlower765 Dude just because there is the letter d twice does not mean it counts as only one letter .

That and also when he decided to put it in the hallway where Amy could of easily walked past

@@rachelme4662who’s Amy I forgot

​@@LIL_BUNNYJK28293his girlfriend

@@valeries9297 he has a girlfriend? Where have I been all this time?

​@@rachelme4662I don't get it how would that be bad?

😂🤣🤣

Remember he's only going to stab at human height~

I need a Cloak brand boar spear so badly 😫

you might care for animals, but some animals do *not* care for *you* and you may have to defend yourself

@@MM-jf1mebut think of all the human sized boars :(

50%+ of Americans: "I too, am armed"

MoistCritikal: THESE... ARE MAGS

​@@rafael502 there are literally more guns in America than people

Like, that's crazy

he def finds markiplier hot

@@lolecd2262ikr

​@@lolecd2262Who doesn't?

@@_Sin_ikr?

​@@lolecd2262lol reminds me of when I was younger I used to be scared of guys I found attractive 😂😂 Might've been the social anxiety tho

LEVEL UP!

Ayo, what they doin in the room

That’s kinda hot

Me casually starting a communist empire on my phone while this happened.💀💀

Mark: Amy call an ambulance..... *BUT NOT FOR ME!*

Fr when he was randomly stabbing out the door while turned around facing the camera, I was more scared than any part of this video

​@@og403 lol, what scared me was Mark being unable to put it back in its sheath. That moment, I just imagined someone about to walk by when a spear randomly pokes out of the doorway for no reason 😂

False everybody knows Chica is the most dangerous in the Markiplier house hold

Lol

He said he was only stabbing at human height

And terrifying😭

fr

Mark claims it's for distractable but he's yet to use it on distractable

And just a tad bit arousing 🙈

@@MbitaChizi You fucked up lmao

He would totally beat the ever-living out of an Alternate.

​@@0_dearghealach_083i mean if it can cut through its sheath it can cut through a dark figure

"what if I want them to kill me? WHAT IF I WANT THEM TO TRY!?"

"I AM NOT TRAPPED IN A FACILITY FULL OF ROBOTS! YOU ARE ALL TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!"

You never unquoted so every comment you make from now on is in quote.

Agreed 100%

fr

Even though this video was posted last week and I was ensured that Mark ended up okay, that whole sequence still terrified me for his safety.

Ya that was definitely a cringe moment

Lol

I miss some of the old fan games. Cuz now I'm imagining a fan made horror where Mark is chasing the player with various "weapons" (to be interpreted loosely). And each time you survive, he uses increasingly dangerous objects. First level is Mark chasing you with some type of ADHD toy 😂

add some dialogue in there. make him say “i’m not a masochist” for irony’s sake

Mark's chasing dialogue should include "GO BEYOND", "dense bones", " _I_ am the Buttstabber", etc. Edit: HARD MODE IS WARFSTACHE HUNTING YOU DOWN

@@pastelpudding1097 lmao he kills an NPC and you get _one_ warning before the chase begins. Since Mark is totally not a masochist, would him asking "what's your pain tolerance?" be scary enough? And then right as he asks the chase music kicks in

@@SharkSnootOr alternatively, have him say “I can milk you.” Or otherwise use a quote from the Meat Canyon video.

I just wanna say you're *spectacular.*

I’m 6’2 and once my friend’s grandma asked me to grab a cup from a high shelf, and I’ve never felt so proud of myself

Friendly neighborhood tall person

@@diabolusabinfernum3461thats really ironic since peter in spectacular spiderman is 5’6 LOL

6'4" and I feel like I want to bolt around town like Magneto on acid when I'm listening to MF Doom.

And yet I don't understand how you're supposed to follow them XD They're as contradictory as talking to most teachers these days. No lights but have a light on for your face (so no daylight either??), and follow all the rules. How do I do the 2 and the 6 at the same time without... I dunno having bio-luminescent skin, would that be a workable loophole??? Good thing it's just a silly game, I had enough of the contradictory rules in school.

@@Roadent1241they aren’t contradictory you are just supposed to do them in order.

I feel a demon coming inside of me.

@@x_randomkid_x🤨

@@x_randomkid_x ayo??

I would love him to record with Amy again sometime. It’s been way too long.

… woof?

Sour patch kids better watch out

Mark is just the entire country of Australia put into one non-Aussie

Bed knife

Don’t forget his crown of kingship over Five Nights at Freddy’s

Ah yes I could never forget the 5 ovens xD Good times

i eat soap edit:strawberry flavor😋

​@@someguyonyoutube1what's your favorite flavor?

He’s getting old :(/j

@@acreator4268 aren't we all :(

@@SergioEduP :(

@@PepziUploadThings I work with AI generation for a living and this comes off as a human trying to pretend to be ChatGPT, but it's hard as hell to tell if that's actually the case or not. Earlier models of ChatGPT (3.5 included) did struggle with context and understanding what would be appropriate to bring up in terms of tangential information, so who knows.

It’s a human pretending to be an A.I. He probably got the text from copy+pasting from ChatGPT. ChatGPT is not on youtube, its on OpenAI. This is just some person wanting attention desperately.

@@PepziUploadThings Hello! It's great to hear that you appreciate the contrast and humor in Markiplier's sentences that begin with "I'm not a masochist" and then involve masochistic elements. Humor is indeed a subjective experience, and different individuals have varied preferences when it comes to what they find amusing. The comedic effect of unexpected or contradictory elements is a common technique used to create laughter. Markiplier's use of this pattern seems to resonate with you, and that's perfectly fine. People have different senses of humor, and what one person finds entertaining may not necessarily appeal to someone else. If you enjoy this particular pattern and find it amusing, there's no reason why you shouldn't continue to appreciate and engage with it. Comedy is a personal preference, and as long as it brings you entertainment and amusement, there's no right or wrong in enjoying it. Embrace your own sense of humor and enjoy the laughter it brings!

You need to do a second rain world video

​@@Designer_Cyberor it's someone offering sound advice and isn't trying to openly be a pain in the ass. Think of that man?

I've had a fantasy of sacrificing myself to save someone else, but torture was never part of it. I'm thinking, pushing someone out of traffic and being hit in their place or having a gun to my head and refusing to give up the location of my family, but again NEVER torture.

I have this though too, actually. But I can't dwell on them for too long, cos they are rather unpleasant

@@MsAliciaRL .. fantasy??😀

7:11

The human race is really "interesting"

Honestly sounds far more intimidating than anyone with a gun

​@@crumbledcookie27 Markiplier with any weapon is a hundred times scarier than anyone with a gun. Because if you hurt him back he'll just keep coming for more.

"Normal people"

​@glittery_cucumber ah judgy, are we?

if i remember hes got that beefy large revolver

@@thedarkpaladinorios4465 which isn't an actual gun

He lives in California. Even if he could get a gun he would almost definitely be imprisoned for using it.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Don’t tell Amy.

I'm glad i'm not the only one who thought of that. XD

that was all i was imagining too lol

@@Mori-lq8rf how you know, is there a source where i can find this

Used to have a spear made out of a lawn mower blade and a pine tree.

@@zubbworks im sorry, do you happen to be the protagonist of a survival game?

It reminds me of the Tactica-

I smithed a sword out of bits of scrap metal and metal pipes, greatest day of my life

@@Shovel________________ Possibly. But it's still the tutorial before the big cutscene explaining the disaster.

Also I have legit crippling paranoia and am lightly hallucinating due to lack of sleep, don't ask why I do this to myself lmao Edit: Thank you all for the genuine concern, I didn't expect that lol I've gone to the doctor and my sleep amount is fine now

​@k.h.production22669 simply get a boar spear. on a genuine note though, sorry to hear

maybe stop watching these kind of videos they are not the best remedy for your head rn :(

@@k.h.production22669 hugs for u :c

I’m sorry about that, maybe you should take a break from the online world for now and get some sleep. Horror content is not good for you right now.

​@@MbitaChiziB O T

​@@MbitaChiziwrong RU-vidr bot.

​@@wdp1a73rwhy do you guys respond to bots

@@noo77777 yeah

not a masochist he just wants to know what the pain feels like

he hzve z mzn honor its just how dzre you think low of me znd then he kills or indore tutore or do it the hzrd wzy insted of supmitting

@@unconcernedbeast9190 dawg what

@@megan-wl1ym "he has a man honor its just how dare you think low of me and then he kills or endures torture or does it the hard way instead of submitting" homie confused his z with a

Or both, both is good

Same

​@@MbitaChizifollowers isn't a thing here It's called "subscribers"

​@@MbitaChiziuh you grew up go work instead of begging your not a child anymore

@@MbitaChizi Begone bot

🤣🤣🤣My thoughts exactly

BRO THOSE WERE MY EXACT THOUGHTS AS HE DID THAT

I know right!?! 🤣🤣 Amy's probably used to it by now. 😂😂

if shes walking by when he starts jabbing

That was the most nerve wracking part of this whole video!

i dont think he wouldve posted the video if that happened

Yeah the intruder is none other than Stanley from the Mandela Catalogs

@@josecontreras9820 the ultra deluxe stanley

That’s what I was thinking lmao

I was thinking the exact same thing

Fax

*%❤🎉😢😂😢🎉😂

The Fear Assessment: tries to be scary Markiplier: So anyway, check out this *boar spear*

BY THE WAY, DOES ANYONE HAS THE FUCKING WEBSITE?!

​@@TvTrollByIvydemon buster I think

As someone with ADHD I can confirm Boar Spear is my average response to shit going down

@@TvTrollByIvy he says it in the video does he not??

​@@TvTrollByIvy ye, maybe demon buster, its in this time stamp 13:40

Man I thought I was the only one

You mean Johnny Silverhand?

You need glasses if you think he looks like Keanu.

@@bumblebeeyellowdragon It ain't one to one but it's pretty close

​@@bumblebeeyellowdragonwasn't he based off Keanu Reeves thou... correct me if I'm wrong

“oh it’s upside down” 💀

Yeah, the whole time I was like please, please please

I thought he was going to die.

I think Mark being an absolute goof in the sound segment helped with it not being as scary 😂😂😂

ahhhhh fuck

OH NO ME TOO

I aspire to one day become as unhinged as you and Mark

To get serious. Intrusive thoughts are surprisingly common.

I was about to say "see! Look, normal!" But it seems you have condemned us to strangeness lol

It's worse bc I started to sing with him and everone thought I had gone crazy

​@@plaguedoc6921yeah, it do be like that

You mean he's utterly selfless and would want to do anything to help? Yeah. It's a good thing. But "sacrificial complex" makes it sound sinister.

@@0_dearghealach_083i mean martyr complex really aint a good thing, its about whether you do things with a righteous or self fulfilling intent

How so?

@@g.d.dodgeconverse9221 boar spear

Honesty is the best policy, so you did the right thing here.

Guys I meant like the last part with the black and white effect with the boar spear not him in general 😂

the distorted webcam bit at the end where mark started yelling about demons and laughing like a maniac genuinely horrified me

I was saying the same thing lol

@@cheyenneross4808 😂😂😂

Now I see Mark not stabbing Amy but using his spear to basically pick up and then flip the cookie to himself somehow.

I thought that too 😭

Hit them with that DMC Stinger, "HEEYAH".

"i don wanna >:("

as soon as the torture question was posed i was like "here we go, maso-mark over here is in his element" xDDD

Markiplier: I'm not a Masochist. Also Markiplier: Hear me out... (Not a Masochist)

Also carries a boar spear 😂

Totally not a masochist 💀

Yep, totally NOT a masochist.

why are you censoring the word die?

@@melaneychuroy9187he isn’t. The i is just doing a handstand.

@@owenwoolley3394this made me laugh

True

the game tries to be scary but instead we got boar spears

So true 😭 also I love your pfp 🫶

Hes just a simple man who owns 5 ovens

TO BE FAIR he's not alone in that "fantasy of surviving impossible situations" thing

HEAR . ME . OUT

​@@starfiresreigneverybody thinks he still has them

@@Bloodjen Surely that 'fantasy' doesn't include willful torture.. surely..

That'll be the most Accidentally Wes Anderson moment in the Fischbach residence in a good long while.

I can imagine that clear as day.

One of these days she is going to make a RU-vid account for one video that's just her filming with her phone random moments of Mark being Mark but like... across the hallway.

I loved that he notices it made himself look nicer. I had the exact same thought at the exact same moment he realized that.

I actually want to see this lighting more

You can care about animals and still hunt. In some cases you have to.

@@cosmicmuse2195 Besides, they were referencing a board spear, not a boar spear. Those boards aren't even alive to begin with!

@@corvespid4925 Truth

It's why he only aims his boar spear at human height.

I was just pointing out the irony of the situation guys chill

I don't know why but I really wanna know the context behind you making this comment lol

@@edd4816 "The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues."

-:Reply From User:- --> I will kill you -:End:-

I k ow what it’s based off of, but this could turn into a metal creepy pasta

@@Glaycier what is that?

395 is very specific

I think he is the Monster

@@brainb0t_952 I've conducted some tests. 395 mph is enough to create a momentum that can allow the spear to tear through the flesh and bone of most humanoid abominations in existence and greatly injure the beasts.

I don't think he'd say that... it'd be like 'illegible Markiplier noises'

14:30

Enduring torture for heroic ideals is masochistic now?

@@carbon4454 always has been

@@Tyulenin Yeah no

@@carbon4454 Ok spotted the masochist with foolish childlike beliefs

​@@carbon4454 fantasizing about going through a great deal of pain for either pride pleasure or curiosity is masochistic

Wait... Does that mean his spear can summon demons??? Holy fuck !!! Mark is unstoppable!!!

@@Lnkjr LMAOOO

Technically this game is now longer as of today

Very creative way to do it except Markiplier's chad boar spear stabbed through the immersion of the game, so it wasn't nearly as powerful of a scare lol

Why didn't I realise that was the game screen till now? 🤦

Timestamp

​@@Randombookwoorm14:28

@@youraverageyoutubeuser8191 thnks

Send markiplier after the alternates They will run

OFCOURSEE

so would I, 100 percent. I was already mocking them while watching

While holding a boar spear.

Yep

Don't translate😡 ເຈົ້າຖືກສາບແຊ່ງເພາະວ່າມັນຖືກແປຖ້າເຈົ້າບໍ່ທໍາລາຍຄໍາສາບແຊ່ງ, ເຈົ້າຈະຕາຍວິທີດຽວທີ່ຈະທໍາລາຍຄໍາສາບແຊ່ງແມ່ນເພື່ອຈອງຊ່ອງທາງຂອງຂ້ອຍລົງ​ທະ​ບຽນ​ດຽວ​ນີ້……

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Gappy is the best jojo 😭😭😭 (Nice pfp)

​@@hudsonhoggatt3180no joseph johnny and old jotaro are

He even has the mentality of John Wick

i love to see it

Looking like Samurai Cop back in the day.

I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a boar spear. With a f*ckin'... boar spear.

That doesn’t bode well for chica… :(