The First Guy To Ever Eat An Egg 

Okay

lol

Ryan opera

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Yes

this isnt in order

@@AK_804 OP's not referring to another sketch, we hear that the chef gets online reviews.

​@@AK_804Yeah, he already established that the food place is a restaurant

There hasn't been a guy who invented calenders yet, so time doesn't really matter.

You mean chicken rocks

What about the gas?... "That part comes later" 😂😂😂

"No, the raw eggs look like someone sneezed canned peaches"

history teachers should listen

I agree with this statement

I agree with this I decided

Definitely love his little history lessons.

As someone who bought 6 chicken rocks today, I will follow this excellent recipe for lunch tomorrow, I have decided. Beating and whisking will happen as will crystal sprinkling. Who knows, I might experiment as I have acquired some very thin slices of sideflesh from deceased pig. I have a feeling that chicken rocks combined with deceased pig could be a fantastic combination on a Sunday morning after a Saturday evening of some liquid fermented malt might be consumed to get poisoned with friends. I will report back on the chicken rocks and deceased pork combination, but now I must prepare for the poisoning (I always like to have a shower before going to a public room to get poisoned for some reason). Here is what I will do tomorrow: I will take Sodium (Na: Highly explosive if combined with any form of water) and Chlorine (Cl: an extremely deadly gas) and spinkle that over this dish tomorrow. I will call this combination of NaCl for salt, I have decided. I think I may have invented the end of weeks. (Note to self, work on the name of this "end of weeks" concept that involves multiple types of poison)

"To make it not taste like sweat."

you make the simply act of cooking eggs sound like I'm trying to perform alchemy lel.

@@benthomason3307 ... most cooking basically is alchemy.

Imagine describing a Denver omelet

I mean, aren’t peppercorns technically dried fruit?

Agreed. I love similes and imagery. And this one really got me.

I don’t often laugh out loud but this line made me spit out my chilli 😂

I had a bad case of the flu in January. What came out of my nose didn't look so much like a canned peach, but it did bear a strong resemblance to scrambled chicken rocks.

Congratulations on your use of the word "simile." 🙌

Had to rewind to make sure I heard that right.

THIS is cinema

What are you doing today, son? Making double entendres about fucking myself

Such classy shhhhtuff.

Ooh, eating someone's hot goop or getting it raw is TIGHT!

he should warn us that this is NSFW...

busted out laughing at that

I saw what you did there. 😅

Underrated comment! lol, love it.

The perfect comment doesn't exi .....

Oh really? 😮

Oohh eating hot goop is tight

That can sum up pretty much every RG video

but this one especially..I agree...

Dumbitude*

@@ProudPapaJD💀

A man of culture. I approve lol

I was on that for 10 minutes..😂😂😂

If Webster's dictionary is listening, please add the word "dumbitude"

To be fair, he's at a diner and if you go to the right ones you can be yelled at by the chef directly. Well, the line cook

Youcremove the yellowy stuff? Gross!

we've been eating that chicken rock goop for hundreds of millions of years! probably

if you buy the free range ones many will have all the genetic material needed to make a baby chicken.

​@@horace6851 I'm pretty sure that is incorrect. IIRC, Chickens lay eggs even without being fertilized, and only the non fertilized ones are sold. The fertilized eggs are allowed to hatch for more chickens on the farm

@@extranticeI'm not that old.

Did it on Julie Nolke's channel.

Yeah, using a younger version of the demon bloodthirsty baby. It'd be TIGHT

I can see it now Daddy Ryan "What is that thing?" Momma Ryan "Idk but it looks a little like you and a little like me" Baby Ryan, looking exactly like Ryan "Dada"

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-_BMLHC6oNzY.html

He collaborated with Julie Yolk a few years ago.

It was discovered in China actually. A species of bird depended on the unpredictable cycle of the bamboo seeds so they reproduced abundantly and quickly. Once we domesticated the agressive species we had breakfast for life

That’s how all livestock works.

​@@benner1320 err no, most livestock nowadays gets grains and oilseeds that would be fit for human consumption or is grown on land where you could produce plant food.

​@@benner1320that's how a very small percentage of life stock works

@@benner1320 Yeah, but unlike eggs (and milk), you can only get meat once each time and then you don't have the animal anymore.

Even though he misidentified peppercorns as seeds when they really are complete fruits. xD

It's a dimension where the simplest things get suddenly weird. 😂

@@BarelloSmithsomeone doesn’t put chia seeds on their eggs.

😂

Pretty sure that's from a Screamin' Sicilian pizza box.

Mr. Pringle does have a fiercer mustache than him…

No one has a more commanding moustache than Ryan George!

I always called it the failed, left over menstrual cycle of a chicken...but i rarely called it breakfast. :))

@@heathb4319 : Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

@@justinsengstock8471 ...no, it doesn't roll of the tongue as easy as Hot chicken jelly will slide off your fork and look like a sneezed peach on a plate :)

​@@heathb4319maybe just chicken menstruation 🤔

@@edgbarra Man, i already think my flesh chunks taste better the more blood is still preserved inside the uncooked part of the slab. So top on that failed chicken attempt.

Also the part when the way he asks the other ryan...you dumb? Like i loled🤣🤣🤣

Me too!

I almost fell on the floor laughing. It's the delivery like only Ryan can.

That was the funniest part! I literally lol'd. 😆

Just a made up word. Ignore it.

aww man, the only Ryan George clone I'm not happy to see.