The First Guy To Ever Open A Nightclub 

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I went to a nightclub once. I basically complained about all these things, and all my peers looked at me like I was weird. Thank you, Ryan, for making me feel seen and heard

You should make "first guy to make a movie theater" that ties into pitch meeting somehow

"We're going to shine extremely bright lights directly into your eyes at unpredictable intervals"

"I'm gonna play that music so loud you can feel it in your lungs." Accurate.

Due to the excessively loud music, this is the most two people have said to each other in a nightclub ever.

I've never been to a nightclub but I somehow don't feel like I'm missing out.

He still made it sound more pleasant than the actual experience. He didn't touch on the layers of regret that follow.

I have "clubbed" before, hated it, and can confirm this is 99% accurate.

I love how the poison joke has continued for so long, it's still hilarious

You forgot to mention the obligatory outside section where people can go to get fresh air whilst also being the only place that smokers can smoke 👌

I was dragged to night clubs in three different cities in my 20s, and never enjoyed a single one. Sticky floors, zero conversation, undignified desperation in the way people were trying to show off for each other, the line outside, the pretence at being important enough for people to wait to get in, pay to get in, get approved or rejected by the door guy... just the whole thing always rubbed me the wrong way. I like pubs and coffee shops and chill bars. Places where you can get some food as well as a drink, where you can hear people talk, and where there's something to do, like darts or pool or a pub quiz or karaoke or something.

Your success at capturing the clubbing scene is spot on, and the nordvpn pitch is the perfect punchline.

Oh, a poison station with boom boom music to dance to is TIGHT!

Can we appreciate that whenever a sketch is done, we get an ad read that's basically just another, often even goofier sketch?

I remember going to nightclubs when people could smoke. When I got home, my clothes stunk, my wallet was empty and my ears rang. Always felt like I needed a penicillin shot the next day. 😂🎉

I have been in one nightclub. One time. He totally nailed the description.

I didn't expect the twist about brain injury, no wonder he keeps agreeing with all the bad decisions of the first night club owner 😂

I love it when someone says they go clubbing a lot because it spares me the effort of trying to be friends with them

So much gold in this one. -Make sense, hanger are expensive. -No, they're not.

I'm 42 and just got home from a nightclub 10 mins ago. Had the greatest day+evening hanging out with friends for 8 hours eating, drinking and talking. Then 45 mins at a nightclub without being able to hear anything and i was like "yep i'm out".

*You have me at "no lumbar support," I decided!!!* 🤗😆🤣😂🤣😹😆

I’ve never been to a club but they’ve always sounded like pure nightmare fuel

My favorite thing about Ryan George is that he somehow makes the sponsor part of the video even funnier than the actual skit. All the advertisement, with none of the annoyance or cringe!

"First guy to do an Air BnB" would be pretty funny.

Got to admit, Ryan being Canadian and thought of clubbing had me worried.

The starting at midnight thing confused me the most, I hated the entire unenjoyable things but other people seemed to like it so I gave it a try. But they didn’t want to do it until shortly before it closed, they waited all week for it and then didn’t want to do it until it was almost over.

"The poison station where I slightly poison myself for fun" is so hilariously accurate

100% accurate. The only detail Ryan missed was the fact that guys will talk about how many girls will be there but it always ends up being a complete sausage fest. They'll leave, complain about it, then try to drag you along again the next week only to repeat the same thing over and over.

But, did the anchor actually buy bananas, or is this just another instance of media only giving us half of the story? I must know if he actually got those bananas at the store, or got side-tracked and bought oranges instead.

Thank you for this validation Ryan! I was so tired of being called 'old' for having the exact same gripes with the idea of going to a nightclub to have a 'good time'.

My friend would tell the bouncer we are DDs for people in the club and they'd let us right in, because theyd be criminally liable if they prevented a DD from getting to their drunk friends inside who needed a ride.

I thought the customer was suspiciously on board with Nightclub Guy's ideas and then right at the very end that was perfectly explained. Well played! 😄

Gosh, glasses guy was unusually open minded for this one! edit: i now see why

Used to go to clubs in the 80s. Fun times!

This brought back sooooo many good memories. As a 90s kid, i lived in glorydays of nightclubs, dancings and discos and i loved it all! Srill do tho. 😁 Thanks man for thus memories.

I feel like Ryan met up with some friends he hasn’t seen since high school and they took him to a club for the first time and he just had an awful time 😂

As someone who's enjoyed nightclubs, everything about this video is nonetheless 100% spot-on. 😅

Good to see that first guy to report the news has become successful enough the Adstronaut knows of him

Yeah, that's a pretty good description of my experience the two times I allowed someone to drag me into a nightclub, I didn't have a particularly good time at all. In fact, the best memory I have from that second (and last) time I went to a nightclub is from what I did after leaving the place. I went to watch the sunrise by the beach all by myself, and it looked beautiful that day.

The geniusry of this guy never ceases to amaze me! 🤣

My phone notifying me of I new YT video, I just read "The first Guy-" and click it immediately, I don't need to know more

I've never been to a night club and I thank Ryan for making me decide not to go to one.

"What 's going on here." - my question exactly, every time I am in a nightclub.

There is nothing quite like the bonding that takes place in the long line-up outside the club on the coldest of Canadian winter nights! Huddled together for warmth, wondering why we couldn't just stay at the pre, but trusting somehow that the eventual club experience will be worth it!

My only knowledge of clubs is movies and games lol. It just seems awkward especially for an introvert like me lol

I had that same decision injury when I was young. The club music cured me by also damaging my ears to match my brain. Now everything is fine again.

I worked in a nightclub for 2 years and not one thing in this video is even slightly wrong, totally accurate

@4:46 is so unrelated to both the video and the ad, but my God is it relatable. Itchy feet while wearing shoes is the worst.

I want that news program as an actual series!

Ryan just so happened to a have a sleazy Night-club owner outfit for this sketch. Very suspicious.

I was digging the subversion of the usual “first guy to” format by the guy receiving the pitch being unabashedly all in on the idea so that final punchline landed fantastically

First person to ever get sick! I can imagine someone thinking they’re cursed but it’s actually just a cough.

Even the ads are hilarious. 😄

Yup... All great reasons not to go to clubs. Thank you for reminding me! 😂

The intimation and speech pattern of the news guy is on point!

Singing "I'm listening to you" caught me so off guard. Biggest laugh of the video😅

All the memories of going out but thankfully the ones I went to had some variety with the music. I don't miss being in a skimpy outfit in the cold waiting in line though lol

Anyone can agree that no matter what Ryan George makes, its always hillarious!!! 😅

the fact that I thought clubbing was fun for some reason back then is why I think the voting age should be 30.

I love how glasses guy is the same guy from first person to open a bar. The focus on details from Ryan is amazing

This video perfectly encapsulated exactly how I've felt about clubs literally since the first time I ever went to 1 as a new adult lol (unfortunately random life circumstances like having friends forced me to be in several others at least a handful more times after that, and my feeling only got more cemented each time lol)

Thank you Ryan George. As a child I thought I was missing out on something. Not going clubing .🙂

now I need a full skit of "News Program Where the Anchor is Just Talking About His Day"

Very impressed with the lighting in this video! Well done Ryans.

That news read was excellent. Great intonation and delivery for what was just an ad read.

I honestly could watch a 5 minute video of that news caster talking about his day... Such a comforting and soothing voice

Your videos are a much needed break from the seriousness of my daily life. You bring smiles to countless people! Thank you! Keep up the good work!

Ryan will never disappoint

The skit builds on the bar skits so perfectly. I love it.

I went out clubbing last year with a bunch of friends. All I remember was NOISE, some drinks of questionable quality, and having strangely deep chats with a stranger at 2am outside on our way to the next one. I lost $200 that night.

I went to a night club once when I was like 15 or something... I've never been back. And you hit the nail on the head to exactly why I never returned... Like usual.

As someone who has only seen nightclubs in movies and video games, people apparently statt shooting everyone in sight lol. GTA, John Wick, etc.😂

Getting notifications of ryan's video while watching pitch meetings is TIGHT!!

A large angry man four calling birds three French hens two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree

So accurate. Clubbing is so lame after like the 3rd time

It’s a good day when Ryan George post a new video. Thank you brother keep up the good work.

Ryan went out of his way to go to a nightclub just for research so he could write this authentic experience for us 😆

Aw man I never get tired of Ryan’s videos his videos are TIGHT 😂.

Poison Station isn't a bad bar name

ahh yes, fond memories of my youth! Nailed it!

Worked at a nightclub for 6 years (not in america!) and one complain we never got was lack of variety in music. Too loud, too hot, dirty, sticky, full of weirdoes...but at least we were able to tell the DJs to mix it up or play the classics!!

The ads are funny but i appreciate that he puts them at the end instead of awkwardly shoving it in near tge middle. This actually makes me want to just chill and watch the ad

I've been to a nightclub... any possible variation of that sentence will always be in the past tense.

Watching while I manage my gta nightclub

Your work is comic gold! Always is!! Thank you

Thank you so fcking much for describing in luxurious detail just how I feel about nightclubs. Stole my words right off my mouth.

"okay so let's not call it a club then, let's do all the same things but call it ... a disco"

You should do the first guy to wear clothes

Ryan's got a hell of a poker face. You basically can't tell if he thinks clubs are good or not.

I'm a bartender at a night club & you really left no box unchecked. Holy hell this is gold.

Been watching Pitch Meetings for over a year now but this is the video that made me say “this dude is a genius” 😂

I get so excited when Ryan drops a new video. I’m never disappointed 😊

Woah that "to you" came right out of left field, ok

“Does that just keep going?” “All night baby with almost no variety!” 🤣🤣🤣

It's pretty much in every video of yours, but I really appreciate the fact your advertisements are skits as well. The "ad-stronaut" is just as fun to watch as the rest of the video.

Ryan's videos are all hit & no miss

Bahaahaahaaa!!!! I worked in a popular club a while back and this is exactly what it's like!! ..also.. I now have tinnitus from serving hot women in front of speakers so loud that the bass would make my shirt move.. ..lucky I learned to read lips as you couldn't actually hear customer orders over the bar.. ..gee, i knew lip reading would come in handy at some stage..

Yay, more "first guy to ever"-series 😄

"So I'm going to put a bunch of people in a room, turn off the lights and some loud fun stuff is gonna be happening" - The First Guy to make a movie theatre