The First Guy To Ever Have A Home 

Okie

Thank you sir

Thanks

Hello first time I’ve been early on one of your vids

Friendly reminder that jeffrey epstein didnt kill himself

Sameeee

I watched this movie! Main hero did a backflip and snapped bad guy's neck at the end, it was tight.

@@looniemoonie5955 But he didn't save the day 😭😭😭😭

@@darkassassinkantafly After the main hero failed to saved the day, his dog did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day.

@@thebombspayloadisexposed Nonono it was clearly the magic person who snapped the bad guy's next and saved the day. Did we watch the same movie?

100% agree here

Being decisive about in-jokes is tight!

Kid Araknid Those decisions are super easy, barely an inconvenience

TheTwinTuberz i was about to type that lol

You are correct about the usage of I decided as a running gag, I decided.

Rectangle-ception?

"People talking about rectangles". You mean booktube?

Fast rectangles going around big rectangle shaped rectangle made out of black rectangles

*rectangles*

Rectangles are Tight!

Straight from cave to refrigerators and the concept of private property. He's very inventive.

HE INVENTED PRISON TOO.

@@xd_mystyyyyy And bank apparently. "paying constantly for 25 years"

@@Herbertti3 i think there was already bank because the second guy understood currency

What are windows, doors, couches, beds, toilets, and sinks?

😂😂😂

Give me your kids for a few hours and I'll pretend they are my kids. Then you take them back and give me money. Wait I know a guy who tried that. He was taking people and not giving them back until they gave him money. He called it kidnapping. Is that what you are doing? No, this is completely different. See I don't take the kids, you give them to me.

"Let me have your kids in the morning" "But why would I do that?" "So you don't have to have them" "But who's gaining from this?" "Me, you pay me" "So I pay you *and* give you my kids? That seems like a kind of one-sided deal to me." "No but while you have the kids you cannot be doing other things that do not involve the kids" "Ohhh so I pay you for more time?" "Basically yes"

That's a fun idea but i hope he never makes it, simply for the possibility of him including kid Ryan George in it. *shivers*

@@olgierdvoneverec4135 oh shit! I'm having flashbacks.

I got that joke! Slowly but steadily!

A man's stack of logs with rectangles in it is his...stack of stones with rectangles, and big tall round parts, and a rectangle in the front that you can like drop down and let people across and then lift back up so they can't come over without permission.

@@williamozier918 So, thou dothst have a housing idea for me? Yes, my liege, I do.

@@onkelpappkov2666 I NEED THIS SERIES

Yourself being on that list.

It's also before the room where bad people have to go in was made

What is Life?

And now my whole concept of reality is messed up

This video takes place after the dream video because there they refer to sleep as “time travel” whereas in this video they just say sleeping

They all happened at the same time

Oh god, here we go, another rectangle supporter

@@harryvrentas6359 Rectangles are cool. Don't be a square.

HEXAGONS ARE THE BESTAGONS

@@m1n3c4rt sphere master race reporting in

@@scorpiusbalthazar4327 But squares *are* rectangles I have decided.

Ryan would have to play the wolf

PurpleSfinx I‘m ok with that.

@@No_True_Scotsman he had a cat one before

@@No_True_Scotsman I'm imagining it right now

This would be awesome because the wolves are a major theme. Love the idea

So true. You can either use the paper rectangles or a plastic rectangle, anyway you'll get another rectangle that tells you how much you paid.

And then another paper rectangle on how much your debt is!

Rectangles that would be useless in a real crisis, weird huh?

@@JC-rm6pm Unless it's food like MREs wrapped in rectangles. Rectangles are tight!

True

Oh, confusing timelines are tight!

Yeah me too

Please share the results!

It’s a little known fact that heating and cooling boxes (ovens and fridges) were invented at the same time as houses

Ryan Sketchamatic Universe

Putting the toilets and the showers in separate rooms would make the plumbing a nightmare.

@@Judo593 it's true, it's because of plumbing

@@connorschultz380 yeah, but i mean you can just put the toilet adjacent to the bathroom in a separate room, it doesnt really change the plumbing much. That seems to be what most modern homes are doing.

@@asmosisyup2557 um, then you have a dedicated room for a toilet and a bath, both needing storage of some kind in or near them to hold paper towels, toilet paper, and Actual towels. it just feels like a missuse of floor space, the way we have it saves us room for other stuff and keeps the utilitys in there own area.

@@connorschultz380 not everyone store towels in the bathroom and storing toilet paper doesn't take that much space unless you want to store 24 rolls at once.

Having a bunch of rooms is tight!

Cool

Why would it be a flex?

I want you to get allllll the way out of this thing

@@Aeronor2001 get ouuuuutttt

@@Aeronor2001 Okay, let me get off of that thing!

“Understandable, have a nice day”

"Did you just mixed up the catchphrases with another show?" "Whoops!" "Whoopsy!"

69 likes x)

@@whizhunk4007 nice

Yeah, if by "weirder" you mean "literally the best thing on the planet," then sure.

Gotta let your freak flag fly.

@@whizhunk4007 It's 469 now ;)

Well hello there hahaha

What about the guy who invented the sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it and the invented TV ads to sell more sandwiches with pretty big pickles in them?

To be fair, the guy that invented restaurants basically just made a house that you can pay to temporarily eat at.

He also made a shower or bathtub and windows. Like this guy was a pro for building all this shit himself.

Oven

This guy is like the Da Vinci of the Ryanverse.

...accurate

every person living in 2020: perfectly normal.

@@Eric-ef5qm Barely an inconvenience

As a ambivert I can hang out with My stuff or I can Hang out with my friends not a Big deal

No they wouldn't be able to say that out loud.

He was probably the first one to clean

Fun fact: gypsies do this too. They either don't have toilets in their trailers, or they refuse to use them, thinking it's unsanitary to defecate indoors. But apparently shitting on the ground for others to walk in isn't.

Ryan Logic

69th like

@Davin Deptuck haha, 69, Bow-chicka-bow-wow!

He can't do that. There is no woman in this universe

The first guy to get a girlfriend

@@tamla9875 That is most definitely not an obstacle.

Cross porpoises. Like hammerhead sharks. Kinda sorta. The name is quite accurate. It fits them to a t.

Squishy rectangle porpoises

But Ryan is the guy in red and black flannel. The "other" guy is not "Ryan".

I thought he said what I thought and I'm glad that was not just me....l😂😂😂

@@unseenufo I decided.

Nope those are the really small rectangles remember? How is the ant supposed to own the car

@@kaliberkam0681 that's right my mistake thanks future person from the future

A metal rectangle on top of some rubber circles

If your car is a rectangle, there's something wrong with your car. Mainly that it isn't a car

@@AAAAAA-613 of course not its a bus

What witchcraft is this? You made me laugh against my will and pee myself a little bit.

It's a touchy subject.

Yesss

Hell yeah😂

Oh, tickling people is tight!

Hahaha! Like the aliens finding the "Historical Documents" in Galaxy Quest.

Hey, it's better than them finding The History Channel.

Imagine them thinking this was how people figured out stuff. 'Yeah this is how people were he decided.'

Future humans: "so that's how it starts the first person who had a house it was so weird"

666 likes omg

Yes

First guy to comment

ICY MIKE

We are going to sit on a bunch of tiny yellow rocks and the scorching sun by a big thing of water with a lot of salt that may or may not have sharks

So its like dirt... but drier... unless its by the big lake then it is very wet.

I love the running gags

I feel as if circles would be better.

I have a bunch of non-squishy rectangles on the walls

@@quintespeed no, circles are just for were the dirty water, pee and poop goes.

I have a really sturdy rectangle that I put a bunch of other rectangles on in my room. I put a bunch of glow-y magic rectangles on top of it, and I have this other magic rainbow rectangle with squares on it that lets me create these letters.

@@Boss-_ I have a bunch of rectangles on a shelf. Inside the rectangles are multiple thin rectangles that have words on them.

So much potential for masturbation or sex jokes/references

@@huliniswhoiam True

Rubbing strangers for money is tight

Damn.. I just posted this EXACT comment word for word.. I really need to start reading them first 😔

Kyle Ferguson it’s a quote from the video.... INNOVATION

Kyle Ferguson 😂same

Kyle Ferguson I couldn’t help but rush to the comment section the moment he said it😂😂

😂

I enjoy your theory, here's mine The Ryan George Timeline So it begins in the 90s with a young boy named Time Traveller Reporter Guy, he loved science fiction stuff, such as Star Wars, Power Rangers and, Back to the Future. Time Traveller Reporter Guy decides to build a time machine. First he tries to go to the dawn of time, but screws up and it doesn't work. He goes back and by the time he gets home, it's Comic-Con and he cosplays as Zorgon.but out of nowhere, the time machine works and sends Time Travelling Reporter Guy to the dawn of time, while still in his Zorgon cosplay. When at the dawn of time he accidently creates the universe, instead of God, leading God to live a pampered life (See the video "The First Guy to Ever Clean Himself) he also ends up creating disastrous repercussions throughout the universe. Many Movies do not exist, simple places such as houses and restaurants, concepts like punching and friendship do not exist either. Later however, the worshippers of Zorgon go on to slowly evolve to wear his face. This causes many of earth's people to have the same face as Zorgon. While people begin shifting to look exactly like Time Traveller Reporter Guy, he goes through time to set things right. (The First Guy) and he goes on to pitch the movies that will forever influence pop culture (See Pitch Meetings) (Sidenote: The reason why the executive guy makes all the sketchy movies a reality is because Time Traveller Reporter Guy still retains and uses his Zorgon power) The timeline has split off into branches (See the Dumbest Timeline) but the world is relatively the same. Some minor changes are that people still contribute to worship Zorgon causing many people to still look like Ryan George (See Human Sacrifice Call Center) the news as a concept now takes on a human form (See If the News was a Guy) Humans now have different aspects to them in social media form (See If Your Social Media Accounts Could Talk) and Hollywood now makes many more awful movies (See if Hollywood made BioPics on influencers, and Viewer Discretion is Advised, Cast Away but with Social Anxiety, etc.) and as a result, RU-vidrs make much more garbage content (See My Morning Routine, and What Guys Expect when they post workout videos, Old Town Road Remixes are Getting out of Hand, and If RU-vid Video Essays were passive Aggressive) and thus culture itself becomes 50/50 half good and half bad, (See when we Finally Discover Aliens, and Where those Instagram Filters are Headed, for the bad) He makes one last attempt to set things write by going to the 90s as a reporter and warning people on how the Future is Dumb, (See Time Traveller Reporter)

Dude You just made a cinematic universe out of these random sketches 😂😂

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@@mementoviveretv woah, so cool.

@@mementoviveretv Ryan George: Write that down! Write that down!

"I'd like to buy one of the big rectangles like my friend has, how much money do I need to pay for it?" "$1.4 million" "Wow. Why does it cost that much? It's not like the materials that make the big rectangle cost that much" "Well I've decided that because it's sort of close to a beach and sort of close to places where a lot of people work and you can see mountains from one of the back rectangles that it should cost that much." "Sounds reasonable"

Man it's gonna be a big pain to get that fixed.

WowWow wow wow

ZombieStorm So I need you to get all the way off of my back about fixing it

Smashing windows is tight

😁

It gets more fun when it is paid for, and you are too old to fix it ;) :(

Yeah. And by the time you pay for it, it’s become old and you will want to sell it and get a new one to start it all over.

You can also buy a house if you have the money

@@TheRealObi-wanKenobi That's...what he meant...it's called a mortgage

@@TheRealObi-wanKenobi what's money

@@TheRealObi-wanKenobi General Kenobi. You are a bold one.😂

I mean, 25 years is not bad going.

It should be pointed out that those are the "naked" rooms

Japanese people do have them separated.

The Romans had them separated. They were in entirely different buildings

No no, it’s the room that tries to eat you.

Lol

breathe* breath is noun and breathe is a verb

If a murderer is chasing you, go into the living room,you can't die in there

-"No, the breathing room is a separated one".

COVID!!!

invisible things that can come inside my body is TIGHT

He did a video for that one already too. 🤣

You know, having the toilet in the bathroom rather than its own separate room was a fairly modern idea. (And I'm not just referencing outhouses here) It's still pretty common for that to Not be the case in many places. Of course, not having somewhere to wash your hands in the same room as the toilet is a bad idea. (Though having the toilet be off the laundry room is surprisingly common here, and in some cases you are expected to use the laundry tub for washing your hands, depending on the exact setup)

Well in France (and Europe most of the time) toilets have their own room with its own sink. So you can poop and then wash your hands within the same room but not the bathroom

@@pimakpimak Usually separate rooms in Australia - though not always. Both in the same room? Definitely an inconvenience...what do you do if someone's having a shower, jump up and down on the spot until they've finished drying their hair? (I grew up in a family with four kids - definitely better as separate rooms)

I have them separate. Watching someone pee and poo while trying to get clean is a bit unsettling.

Here in the Netherlands after 10 years of living here I’ve never seen a clean station that shares the space with the poop station.

Oh hi Ryan

You're tearing me apart Ryan!

I wanna see a pitch meeting for that

I’ve been waiting for him to do a pitch meeting on the room! Anyway, how is your sex life?

He didn't make a pitch meeting about The Room. He did naaaaaat.

i misread that as first person to lie & i'm remembering there's a movie with that plot

SmashLiXs Yes!

What’s it called? That sounds interesting

I'm all about these videos. Do it.

nimrod keren they’re separate ideas

'No, that's extremely wasteful, i decided.'

Not being wasteful is *tight*

"But hey, what if I have a big party with lots of people who want food and I'm too tired after the party to wash all those plates?" "That sounds very specific, but I think you just deal with it man." "No, that sounds like a lot of work I decided. I mean I'd probably save a lot of work for myself by having them just hold the food or maybe even eat off of something they can just throw away when they're done." "Sounds extremely wasteful, doesn't it?" "No, these won't be plates, they'll be made of something completely different and more disposable, something like paper." "Paper? Oh man, that doesn't sound good at all, it sounds like food would just stain and structurally compromise it, people are gonna get food on them." "Well, maybe people would be more willing to risk that if the paper were thicker and shaped like plates." "So instead of washing up plates, you're going to save yourself time by tricking people into eating off of paper shaped like plates?" "That is what I'm going to do, yes." "And this will both save you time and limit your waste?" "That is how I see it."

But wait, that hasn't happened yet. HEYYOOOOOOO

What about the first carwash!

Bruh it’s in every vid

For real!

He bought it though a loan.

*sad circle noises*

It'll have to wait for the discoverer of yurts.

I don't get it?!!

This meme is so overused.

I mean, they indeed were poor.

you mean like.. the cromagnon people? of like 60 thousand years ago? Why you gotta be like that about Grandma and Granddad man not cool

@@dankeykang868 And it hasn't ever been funny. Same with the stupid "No one" meme.

A fetish or an obsession? Maybe both.

@@kindahungry2662 don't be such a square

@@kindahungry2662 You sound like you've lost your Purple Rectangle that lives in your void and controls your existence.

Me

I'm sitting on a spinny square by a large hard rectangle

@@priscillajimenez27 dude, I've got one of those too!

Mine is a semi-squishy rectangle

And I am just sitting in the room where you poop then you clean yourself

Poirpoises are dolphins like orcas

Funny for some, depressing for most I might be able to start my 25 year long journey in about... 25 years With a lot of luck

Probably not the British because I’m British and I’ve never heard of them being separate, unless it was a long time in the past

Ryan: "Hi there, hello." Parrot Ryan: "Hi there, hello." Ryan: "Wait, but I just said that." Parrot Ryan: "Wait, but I just said that."

Racism has been solved by Ryan George, all people are okay. He's so wise.

@@mementoviveretv is that an ok meaning quality of life or quality of worth?

@@VodShod Both, all people have worth, and are worthy of having life.

🤣🤣🤣

I'm hoping you've been happy in your new home for 2 years now, I decided.

it’s Opposite Day 😳

*oh god*

I’m behind you rn

Lol 🤣

Oof

Yes he has emphasized that in his videos it seems lol

@@wherami No, this world is ruled by rectangles as well

Sounds like circular reasoning.

A perfect answer.

Hey what is 1+1 I have a different rectangle for that

Referring to other channels is tight.

@@dans4323 wait it's not the same channel? WHOOPS

Wowowowow

@@TritonWaning woopsie!

CookingandeatingRoom

Oh my god yes

@@schattentaenzerin Good point. Also, the movie will probably involve time travel anyway, that could mess things up even further.

Lol ok

Sure

Who made this comment? NATO I think

Here is your 69th like

Who made this beat?

My theory is that the guy who lives in the house is the same guy who talks about rectangles on the news show. He needs to be more open about triangles. Each shape has their own positives and negatives. No one shape is perfect.

Hahaha. I did about the same thing. Word to the wise, don't be drinking anything during these skits!

@@williamowsley9771 Plot twist: He wasn't drinking anything

and next should be the 1st guy 2 get drunk