The First Guy To Ever Take A Hostage 

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Hello

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​@@Bluegoistno Ryan is first

Always a good first step

He can't help it, I think it's because he's Canadian.

'' Came AAAaaannnnn''

Using the British approach - "Stop what you're doing or I'll..... say 'stop' again"

To be fair, it works more often than shooting them.

Now he needs a skit of the first guy to interrupt someone else.

They seem to have a lot in common I'm sure it helps

He’s really helping enforce those “Canadians are always polite” stereotypes

Nobody has invented interruptions or rudeness yet.

that's because he's Canadian, we're quite nice over here

whoops!

I was looking for this comment.

that's the joke, he went for cheese instead :)

I was shocked, what a subversive twist! 10/10 the man's a genius.

Can I get a sandwich with a slice of fairly old cheese in it instead?

that would be awesome

i would pay to see that in theator

...would watch...

It would be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

@@BrianPellerin Not easy, a total inconvenience, but it would be absolutely AMAZING! He could make a whole lot of the green paper stuff.

It's like we always get two sketches for the price of one. Ok, the price of one is zero, but you get my meaning.

The Adstronaught shows up in Cancun Mexico in his beach shorts, with a pretty old piece of cheese and a big pickle.

We should do that I decided.

Maybe I'm just an asshole but I feel that would go very different for me.

You're a skit

I disagree

@@wayneanderton4953 well don’t do that

But Jail is a room, the real problem is that there are rules about entering and leaving.

I think that means we need a video on naming rooms, maybe.

maybe we need a video on the idea of 3d spaces that people can exist and move around in

"What do we call the place where Police Guys put People Who Shouldn't Be Doing The Thing?" "We're gonna call that a room." "Ok, what do we call the place where you keep all your stuff?" "We're gonna call that a room" "We've already used that one." "USE IT AGAIN"

Talk about continuity, this theoretically should take place right after "the first guy to rob a bank"

YES!!!

Good for a babble sponsored ad too.

@@ChasehaWing I agree we need him to do this! please please please with a slice of old cheese on top! @RyanGeorge

The first guy ever to use a verbal greeting 😂

guys 1 and 2: nodding intensifies

Have you tried putting then in rooms they really don't want to be in?

@@OmniscientWarrior I believe those are called Time Share Agents.

​@@TincMetals😂😂 I believe you're right

PUT ME IN A BEACHSIDE SUNNY ROOM OR I WILL DISLIKE YOUR COMMENT!!!

@@stephencaudle1766 beachside sunny rooms are tight!

😃☝️ From his what the internet has become video

fr tho

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​@@somerandomcommenter9163 Wait for it

same!

Except those times they drive faster then the helicopter and get away or the times they drive under a bridge and vanish or the times they drive fast around tall buildings and the helicopter loses them.

@@jessiejanson1528 Cars and motorcycles that can go faster than helicopters really shouldn't be street legal.

"Please don't get in a car and follow my car." "Oh, we're gonna get in a car and follow your car." "I will drive faster than you!" "Then we will get LOTS of people in more cars to follow your car, and go even faster!" "Darn, it! Put me in a room." *sad face*

@@jessiejanson1528imagine you’re the criminal and there’s a helicopter above you and a cop car trying to cut you off which obviously you don’t know about, you drive under something or go in a small tunnel or something, since the cop car isn’t there yet and you’re under something so the helicopter can’t see you, you pull a very difficult but big brain move up quickly opening the door, somehow get our safely, and close the door before it gets away from you, so the car keeps moving while it slows down, it leaves the cover of protection, once it stops( either crash or look like you pull over) you run back whilst the helicopter is focused on the vehicle, you’ve escaped

​@@headshotfaze9371Yea, teleportation. Why has no one else figured out that this would be a good way to escape? Just teleport out of the car to safety. Easy money.

he’s not a kid and he’s not napping it’s more of adultnabbing

@@supermaximglitchy1 yea but i think we're gonna stay with kidnapping, it just sounds better. who knows, maybe people will take kids too.

Not necessarily a bank robbery. A kidnapping during any other crime, where the main reason for the kidnapping is to attempt to get away with the other crime is a hostage situation. If a hostage situation takes place on a viechle and one of the hostages is driver/pilot then it becomes a hijacking.

@@michaelrate7693 r/ wooosh

Hi there hello. If ya think about it, pretty much any First Guy thing also has a First Other Participant. Hotel guest, etc

​​​@@brucebaker810 there hello. Ya when you put it that way it's like Newton's -3rd- *First* law : every first action has an equal and opposite reaction

@@poisonpotato1 a separate but equal reaction.

Oh, really?

But being put in a room is not tight at all

@@jotheunissen9274 i dont like that i decided, if you put me in a room i think im gonna do the hand in your face thing and then swim away in the drinking stuff

@@Lancelot2356 Oh I don't like this guy at all But my colleagues and I decided that if you do that we're allowed to shoot you which you definitely won't like

It's the skeddadlin with no whirlycopters on the tail bit that's the brain-hurtin part!

Wow

Slipping in puns is, tight!

Leaving big gaps is TIGHT!

Saying puns is super easy barley an inconvenience

​@@booshmcfadden7638 isn't a big gap the opposite of tight? Just something to think about

Its like the halfway point between headlock and the ground

How about being 'put in a box' or worse 'boxes'? 😅

Maybe that stems from being told “go to your room” as a child. Why is it so upsetting, all my toys are there…

@@burdenking Nah. Being "put in a box" is already an idiom meaning "to be limited in one's thinking" or "to be under prejudice" I think.

The police should try that phrase next time With the right delivery, it can probably single handedly diffuse a situation due to the uneasiness the phrase causes lol 😅

Yeah. Widespread sanity would be nice.

Why

This is true. Today was a bad day for me. Now it's a good day.

When Ryan uploads a new room it makes my whole video

Travel agent uniform.

No it is not.

Isn’t there a real policeman among his fans who can help out?

I mean he's had an astronaut suit and a space station for quite a while, and those are pretty expensive.

Yeet

Check out Long Beach Griffy 😂

They have an unexpected depth that keeps showing through at times, and he's always a positive experience to watch, no cynicism or partisan politics, rarely even crude subjects. I'm impressed.

That and, "I don't have to listen to you; you're basically just a travel agent!" 😂😂

You'd like Jada Smith's Cleopatra doc. She was black, 10ft. tall and the first woman to land on the moon, they decided.

Oh really?

@@sidwhiting665 Yeahyeahyeah!

Honestly Ryan's explanations clear up a lot of confusion. They really make you see the world in a different light

In this case it really is the origin of the phrase!

I mean... Where else would it have come from? Graffiti artists? Ochre salesmen?

I thought something with slapping, that also makes your hand red but kills less

@@skepticalbadger Bank robberies. Dye packs could be red.

He only uploads on Mondays

Yes

Did the guy who come up with the expression stop the murder?

​@@resileaf9501Then the hands wouldn't be red.

@@resileaf9501 he was busy coming up with the expression

@@Travinater Well, that's understandable, he was busy.

Thank you all for contributing to the re-enactment to Ryan’s video. Beautifully executed. 👏

He's just being factual. It is a room.

@@RuyVuusen true. it's a room in a rectangle.

Who is Nathaniel?

I would also like to know who that is

From "The First Guy Ever to Use a Figure of Speech" 👍✨

If that's the oldest profession in the Ryanverse, I'm ok with that.

and the fact he does it every video too

Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

He has a deal with Elon Musk. Elon wanted the Ad-stronaut to be called the Musktronaut, but all the Ryans vetoed it.

Bros job is to comment

It's not Ryan, it's the Ad-stronaut

Lol did they happen to be the every day Ray Cons everyone won't stop talking about XD

lol!

Must be why the hostage taker's mind went to cheese.

Laughing with Ryan George is tight!

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Your father is a wise man

Studies show that kids who were abused are less intelligent than those raised without abuse. Also, you spelled 'you're' wrong

you're*

"Violence never solves problems if you do it wrong," Confucius or Sun Tzu probably...

"filthy shenanigans"

Pretty Big Pickles are TIGHT.... OMG, I don't feel good about that at all.

It's not that big of a deal.

Please, don't do that!

Omfg RELEASE THEM

I just remembered that one joke: A high jacker has taken a east german plane hostage and landed it in west germany. He demands to talk to the east german gouvernment, he tells them that he demands a new trabant (car) immediatly, or he will start releasing hostages.

@@ABW941 a highjacker I believe is what you meant. A *high jacker* brings to mind someone on drugs pleasuring themself

Was looking for this comment and I had to travel pretty far for it haha

i dont know what that means but it sounds gross

Who is this clearly important person? They are clearly important as they have a checkmark.

​@@AevitosTrath I don't know but it sounds like it'll work

​@@imagination.junkyard Maybe they're going to demand a room

​@@AevitosTrath It says they're official, as well. That must make it official, then, I decided.

Usually they keep the hostage, so that would just move the scene

They're american cops and I haven't seen them murder or assault anyone yet so not quite on point yet

Wait... Did I miss someone getting shot?!

@@mookinbabysealfurmittens yeah, I too seemed to have miss the part where 5 cops beat the shit out of one person for committing a petty crime…. “whoops!”

​@@mookinbabysealfurmittensdid I miss a criminal resisting arrest and putting innocent people in danger and threatening violence to the officer, forcing the officer to shoot?

​@@benjaminjenkins394why don't you go to nice city like San Francisco, Portland or Chicago, see the results of your narratives first hand

how about instead of scaring your son into obedience, actually reason with him and treat him like a human being

@@tonyisnotdead i was joking. Remember wit? My child laughs at that and he's six. I can only presume you are younger because his sense of humour seems more developed 😒