The First Guy To Ever Use Figures Of Speech 

No

Just because of​@@bricksiegestudios , I will.

@@bricksiegestudios Yes.

Best earphones

Ok.

That's brilliant 😂

Constipated with seven balloons is tight!

Get Outta Here

That’s gonna be really confusing, I decided.

Oh I’ve been there. We’ve all been there

Yes, congratulations, that was the joke.

"I screwed the pooch on that one." "You f*cked my dog!?"

@@lilacdoe7945 LMAO the endless possibilities

😂😂

@@aknightofislamicarabia5543 In a basic level in which you don’t actually think about what I said sure the concepts share similarities. But no, nice try though I guess?

Right? They really nailed the casting for this series..

I didn't see them doing any chemistry? In fact there was a distinct lack of science involved.

You guys make no sense at all.

They all think alike, I've decided.

@@chrisdouglas1158 Oh not understanding what the previous person said is tight!

Except the professional liar guy, he's allowed to lied.

​@@MeilynMeiand the story teller

Did you bring cookies?

and a warm beverage.

Easy as pie

​@@commanderty94what flavour

better than a Snickers

The delivery was everything

Ryan's deliveries always deliver

I think this is my favorite sketch

1:24

😂😂

So they say so because horses are held in a Stable.. so hold your horses is basically saying be stable.

Also when you're speaking to someone when English isn't their first language and they're like "what do you mean" and you think, what *do* I mean?

That is too precious 😂

Having a child makes you not tight...

What nail , i haven't seen any nail in any of his videos

Clearly he has this confused with some sort of DIY carpentry channel

GET OUT!!!

that sounds VERY painful. I don't like that at all!

I've watched his videos and there's been a distinct lack of nail hitting. Hitting nails on the head is tight!

I'm just gonna ask everyone I know "Did you bring cookies?" Then just yell "F#%k!" and walk off.

I’m not gUn-Uhh! I’m not gUn-Uhh!

It was so funny I *died* of laughter! …No, not- not literally

@@MadMikeyY I’m not GUUNAHH- I’m not GHOUNNAAhh

Oh you'll be saying that line a lot? Not me . . . I'm not gonna-I'm not gonna

I'm told it does occasionally take a village. You're fine.

Surprisingly, horse meat is actually not bad. I guess you never know how good the village tastes like 😋

@@madster01 Yeah, when Jack in the Box got in trouble for using horse meat I have to admit that I couldn't tell the difference and didn't care.

It's actually super easy, barely inconvenience

The thing is, he’s pointing out an insane thing that has become normal. I mean, why the hell have we just accepted the phrase “it’s raining cats and dogs”?! IT IS INSANE 😂

​@@THEE_Kisywisy Yeah like how did we has a society got here. Who started it and how did it catch on?😂

@@THEE_Kisywisy I actually once read where that saying came from, but I forget what the explanation was. Point is it does have an origin.

Kind of like... a comedian?

And here I am at square one

"Streets ahead"? I thought it was "miles ahead". I have never heard of something being "streets ahead" unless it was literal.

​@@BriJBo I've never heard it either, but I like it.

@@BriJBo if you have to ask you're streets behind!

​@@RobMedellin I.. guess a house is one square?

Eng is third language here, and yes. They were weird for a while when I found out about them.

Lmao yeah when I was like 9 I didn't get any of these, now I understand enough

I experienced it the other way round when I tried to translate idioms from my native language into English and people were like Huh? Wth are you on about? 😂

@@tabby73 it's funny how nonsensical figures of speech are when you think about them literally

English is my 2nd language, and I think idioms don't make much sense in any language. Though, I usually got their meanings even after hearing them for the first time (other than weirder ones like beat around the bush). So idioms are weird in any language.

That's so true. I saw someone else attempt a Pitch Meeting and it was just cringey.

The way he said “I’m not gunna. I’m not gunna.” Was PRICELESS! 😂 If it was done by someone who wasn’t that funny it would’ve been different though

Sounds like you're over the moon about having a few more expressions under your belt. Ryan didn't cover a lot of ground but if you learn those by heart you'll be well on your way.

Good luck! Geese are vicious creatures!

Why were you chasing the geese? I hear they are some shifty bastards

well done. I see what you did there. 👍

Make sure you have all your ducks in a row before going on a wild goose chase.

"Your ears will thank you, although no they won't cause your mouth is on the other side of your head entirely"

How does this only have 2 likes

@@Mag3.1415 now it has 3

Wow very few likes for a pretty famous youtuber

Whos nathanial?

Agreed

It’s actually not fair how funny he is

not only possible, but barely an inconvenience

Yes it is

This actually describes an active act to gain a promotion.

No no, that one can only be used to describe the the real situation :P

Or beating someone half to death, which would be impossible to determine unless you beat him the exact same amount twice and he died immediately after.

I wear that shirt when I play disc golf tournaments. It's a kick in the pants when I tell someone "Nice shot" and they reply "It was super easy. Barely an inconvenience."

absolutely disgusting that's never going to catch on

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

@@humanistwriting5477 No no no, hear me out! The Beatles even wrote a song about a guy hitting people on the head with a hammer. It’s apparently an older phrase, way way way back in the 1960s! It’s coming back around again!

@@timopper5488 ahhh, hitting people on the head with a hammer! that I can get behind, but what does that have to do with bushes?

You’ll have to ask the OP about that to be certain. Personally, I just figured that you hide out in a bush, then when someone comes walking along the sidewalk, you stick your hammerin’ arm out between the branches and start wailing away on their heads. And THAT’S how The Beatles came up with the Blue Meanies! Because if you’re feeling blue, all you have to do is be a meanie with your hammer from a bush, and all will be well again.

@Malachi Budke sup, not everywhere, you got great taste watching RU-vid, have a good one

I also see you everywhere

You might say he's good at keeping his eye on the ball.

@Malachi Budke Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. This is the fourth time in as many days

@Malachi Budke man has got to cook

He's just WAITING for his next opportunity lol

Yeah I like how that’s part of this randomly and he’s experiencing issues from it the whole time 😂

I was hoping they would start using the expressions involuntarily by the end of the sketch, and then be really disgusted with themselves for it. Could have a recurring thing where the people who hate the ideas start to do them and hate themselves.

A young friend just heard "off like a herd of turtles" last week. Then I dropped "Well, I'm off in a cloud of heifer dust. See y'all later." He's 25 and thinks we just made them up.

I wonder what’s wrong with making them? All of them were made up by someone at some point for the first time.

Go watch “At the Car Wash” from Phineas and Ferb. There’s a whole plot line with Doofenshmirtz centered around that phrase. It’s pretty funny. 😂

Ants in your pants? 😅

@@gerzsone30 Trying to think of the ones he missed but I guess I'm running East looking for a sunset.

"Butterflies in your stomach." "NO THEY'RE BALLOONS YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK!"

​@@salmanuel4053Never heard that one!🤣 At least that one makes sense logically!

A part two with pithy sayings would be better. You cannot, in fact, do whatever you put your mind to.

I love that so much!

My son came up with a winner when he was a little boy. "It's like pulling teeth from a baby." We just looked at him.....and then busted a gut. Damn, there's another one.

My favourite one is “we’ll burn that bridge when we come to it”

I still love "make like a tree and get outta here".

that shit took me out!!!

“Hi there hello. I spent several years learning about how brains work and if you pay me money…then I’ll tell you how your works. But not like the biological stuff, like the psychological stuff. Like trauma. You pay me money, and I’ll tell you about the things that are wrong that you can’t fix. And if it’s bad enough, you can pay me more money and I’ll give you drugs so you feel better. Just tell me your trauma, and I’ll give you drugs. But for lots of money though, like so much money. But we can only talk for 50 minutes at a time. Just 50 minutes. So, you in?” “Yeah, sure.”

Or the first guy to ever be a musician. Or the first guy to ever meet a person with a disability. (Would be great for someone who has one.)

@@im_bored_hi_ you forgot the "i, decided"

He's probably the most underrated character on the Ryanverse

Hmmm... Has he made a sketch along the lines of "first person to use euphemisms" yet? If not, it seems surprising that the Ryanverse would already have thought of something like referring so someone's pubes as a "bush" to be able to make that connection with "beating around the bush" in the first place... But then again, there is the creepy guy in the meetings to decide names for things. Come to think of it, what is the origin of that phrase anyway? I'm sure they must have had actual bushes in mind when choosing that word. (looks it up) Hunting. In medieval times hunters would hire helpers to flush out any animals that might have been hiding in the bushes. They would make noise nearby to try to scare the creatures out (but not too close, in case something dangerous came out and attacked them).

Don't forget the legendary don't walk around the hot mash.👏

You could eat him up with a spoon.

Which one are you talking about?

Howling? How so? Wait, are you a werewolf??!

@@innocentbystander3317 0:39-0:45

@@theqbash 🤫

Why are you skinning a cat? What did it ever do to you?

Luckly for us it is super easy barely an inconvience for him to be able to do these.

@@candycover wowowow…….. Wow

Damn near spit out my sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it laughing, thanks guys!

I’ve watched a ton of his videos and don’t remember hearing him ever say tight, but I see it in the comments all the time. Did I miss something?

@@artugert Ryan is a man of many catch phrases, one of them being "Tight!" He usually says this in his pitch meetings series

With great mustache, comes great musings.

Thats called a maliphore ( i forget how its spelt )

@@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 really? I didn't know that it had a name.

@@jenniferbates2811 i guess you've been meowing up a tree you werent ready for then huh

@@invert8505 yes!!! 😂😂

You're not the brightest bulb in the china shop.

You haven’t even watched the ad yet shut up 💀💀💀

Me to

That’s just the way the cookie crumbles

Same, I did a double take when I heard him say that

Are you two enjoying your Rumspringa?

Think of the tens of people he could reach on network tv!