The French Are Really Lazy | Micky Flanagan - An' Another Fing Live 

😂👏🏼 brilliant

The French army knife has a corkscrew and a white flag.

Are they really that lazy tho 😄

@@eoghandridl1007 worse apparently🤣🤣

We have a place on France, it’s all true….lazy ;)

You're not the only one who finds saying that funny 😂😂😂

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That had most people skittn aswell but I reckon they were too lazy to leave a reply

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Honestly

May I offer my deepest sympathies

If you appreciate this, you’re nearly English!

Salut

Haha excellent, glad you appreciate the humour 😁👍

Shops stay open later in France like till 19;30 ...City centres are vibrant till later than in the UK ..All UK is shut down at 17;30 ..Pubs at 22:30 .....UK is crap for this ...French are organised and decent more than the British ....Their cities are generally better than in UK ...And recently their football is even better ....Their trains are light years ahead of in UK too ....

@@delcamelot you’ve missed the part where I put tourist destinations. I don’t know what part of the UK you’re in where everything is shut by 17:30 and the pub aren’t open past 22:30. Maybe some little village but not a big city

@@him050 most town centres are like that ... Obviously not London ....It's relatively recently that supermarkets are open late....But all town centre shops are closed at 17;30 ..... Peterborough......Doncaster etc ..Theses are cities ..Only one day of the week open till 19;30

They ‘aim’ for you if you cross the road as well.

You clearly haven’t been to France, no one except tourists go to restaurants before 20 o’clock… even at home I eat around 20-20:30 and I’m Belgian. I do agree they don’t give a sht about tourists and just wanna go home in general.

You censored yourself, using an emoji, on the internet. Definitely not French.

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They're there for their afternoon tea. Remember that sentence, you obviously need help with basic English. And it's arse.

@@markfox1545 yes it's arse, your speaking out of it.

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that fucking killed me when he said that 🤣

Ha ha , thanks Vivien from bringing back memories of a similar experience and reaction i had as a teen in France entering a toilet for the first time in the port of Boulogne,i stared at the pit of despair with a heavy heart lol

Sounds like you were victim of the cuntinontal squat job! FYI I had a similar experience in Italy!

Nobody, literally nobody, cares.

@@stevo3938 How bad do you need to be at trolling to fuck this up?

@@andrewneal6195 Approximately as bad as one needs to be at names to fail to capitalize their own and add a bunch of numbers to the end on a platform that allows duplicate names.

All the owners of restaurants in France have relatives who are dentists, so when you break a tooth on an olive stone, they can make even more money out of you.

I agree! That was absolute Gold!

Why do the French eat snails? They don't like fast food 🤣

You and me both mate

I'll get my coat lads 🤙🏻 🍻

Be crying with laughter all night he is fuckin hilarious !!

Micky... we know it's you, you sad bastard ;)

N mushrooms.

Northampton is my hometown!

@@lillielavelle9738 Nice to meet a fellow Northamptonian. I was born there... Old enough to remember THE cinema before it became shall we say a religious 'place' and young enough to remember when Virgin opened the Sixfields cinema and they would deliver food to your seat (great idea on paper... But.....). I drifted between Daventry and Weedon but now I miss The Wellingborough Road, which is not something I thought I would say. 🙈🤣 Can't get a takeaway here, but the plus of that is that I am a fabulous cook now... Even if I do say so myself. Give me some news from the old town please? I haven't seen it since 2008... is Dave still there? 😉 Best wishes to you and the old place.🌞

@@nigelcarren The town centre has rubbish everywhere and is looking rundown and shabby. :-( A lot of the smaller shops have gone too. I miss the Chronicle seller and the way he used to shout "Chronic-LE!" 😂 I remember the Virgin megastore in the Grosvenor. I'm not old enough to remember the original cinema but the one at Sixfields got renovated. I remember when it looked scruffy and had carpet 😂 The Wellingborough road has a lot of different shops to what it did, mostly just chainstores now, restaurants and takeaways. How is life in France? How are the people? Don't they do takeaways there? 😂

@@matthewgilkes8706 Could you please grab me a carton of UHT the next time you are out please Matthew, and a Lion Bar, a copy of The Daily Express and a Banana Frijj milkshake... And a Turkish Delight, and a Curly Wurly thanks! Actually I wouldn't mind a pack of tomato flavour Snaps, a Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle and a pack of Colman's bread sauce please. A Creme Egg and some Fruit and Nut Chocolate. And......🙈🇬🇧

Northampton! You should be glad you’ve gone dude, the town is beyond recognisable BHS gone Woolworths gone M&S gone Debenhams gone Beatties gone The Friary gone Greyfriars gone Nearly all the indi shops gone Market square all but gone No…. Cinderellas Rockerfellas Top of the Town Sadlers Boscos Mulliners Muswells Camillas 40’s Secrets/Rumours Suffice I could go on.. Unless you want.. Your nails done A synthetic coffee A Turkish haircut Donate to charity A new phone Poundland Or primark, then make sure your multilingual when you visit.

Will Richards the “c” bomb

Lost control 🤣🤣🤣

Ol my day …. It’s soooo good to lol 😂

ian montgomery ......yeah blood😂😆🤣 take care fam!

The truth is always the best.

Search "micky flanagan out out". One of micky's classic jokes!

Totally snailed it

@@evp180 underrated comment!

Never realised that Brits were less lazy.

The Eu was the best thing for the french and for spain and greece etc as they could continue to do fck all and have siestas and we/UK pay them to live the good life.

When was this mate? I live not far from scarbados would of loved to have gone

@nope not me 😂😂 nah mate it's an island just off the coast of africa

@nope not me Hi, can't tell if you are TTP but if not it's right on the coast of North Yorkshire, a small costal town.Probably 10 or so years ago now. Properly naturally funny .

That's THE WAY olives are traditionally eaten in France, Italy ,Spain, Portugal, Greece, Malta, Cyprus, Israel, Egypt, etc. If you don't like it, you have to specifically ask for pitted olives. Besides, most supermarkets also sell them pitted.

@@jorantsegkan9000 ah fear not, despite my grumblings I have discovered beautiful pitted olives in the same supermarket. Beautiful :)

Are you too lazy to take the stone off?

Exactly like what im doing

Pure crap .....

Actually if you want your meat well done, you should ask for bien cuit. That's the actual translation. But if you're eating in a restaurant, the cooks usually refuse to give you an entirely well done meat. That's a sacrilege for them. So instead of getting a steak actually well done, they will give you a medium well. That's the maximum their intergity allow them to cook.

My nightmare! I know this is controversial but I have my steak basically cremated.

@Andrew Robinson on what basis do you make this assertion? You can get shit meat from any country, France included, and some of it is pretty fucking bland. Having cooked a fair few steaks in my time and most of it from British farms I've never had problems with cooking them to be rare if that is what the customer wanted. Having been to France extensively whilst the cuts can be different and more numerous, there's no appreciable difference in terms of meat quality one way or the other or its ability to be cooked to a certain point. Some British meat is drab bog standard stuff you'll only ever want to flash fry in strips or boil the crap to break it down, but buying British beef can mean getting something that needs to be treated subtly and also has great flavours. You should get out more and maybe dig a bit deeper instead of buying shit quality British beef!

Maybe just learn to enjoy properly cooked meat. Bien cuit wankers

There that lazy that's how your grandaddy was able to take over there country in just a few days

@@rozzer666 not strictly true. The French military geniuses built a big line of guns facing the oncoming Germans called the Maginot Line and concreted the guns in so the Germans couldnt capture them and turn the guns around onto France. So the Germans just walked around it.

@@Rush-gz9sx I read that the French were expecting the Germans to invade from the same direction as they had done in WW1 but the Germans, in a bit of brilliant strategic thinking, didn't!

@@alicemiller9304 they French military geniuses said the Germans could never go through the Ardennes. Then the Germans went through the Ardenennes lol.

But you would watch you tube clips of him? Yeah, alright .

​@@jrb1802ukWell spotted bro!!

he looks like cockney wanker in all honesty ;o)

@Jay Wills-faisca France is a nation, French is a nationality and French people in general, look French. comprendre?

It's the eyes and glossy locks....