The Funniest Fake Minecraft Speedruns EVER... 

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I love it when people aren't subtle about their cheats. It gives me the vibe of a 6-year-old trying to hide that they didn't use marker on the walls despite it being all over their hands and arms.

"Dream killed 5 blaze rods and got exactly 1 blaze rod" absolutely took me out idk why that was so funny

Ayundaru is teaching us how to successfully cheat a speed run by pointing out other's mistakes.

That first speedrunner had that dream luck

The lithuanian guy's speedrun is filled to the brim with irony and inside jokes, I love it.

Couldn't help but notice that at the bottom left of the main menu for the second "speedrun", it reads "version 1.18.1 modded". Clearly the most creative way to hide a modded version of Minecraft I've ever seen.

The European guy is speaking Lithuanian. I’m part Lithuanian, raised in the US. Seeing one of by brethren irl is rare, let alone on RU-vid. It’s a small country, so this is cool! Edit: Holy shit, this blew up! Ačiu (thanks)!

As a math major, the chances of him getting 8 blaze rods from 9 blazes is a 1.76% chance, according to the binomial power formula. (3:06). I researched, and it is not possible to get more than 4 ender pearls after 1.16.2, and could have only been playing on a snapshot (3:41).

PP is an acronym for the Pivot Point which is also known as the center pivot. This is the center pivot that traders calculate for market trading.

Since you asked, the chance of 9 blaze kills dropping 8 rods is (if the chance of drop is 50%) 9C8 x 0.5^9, which works out as about 1.76%. Or to put it another way, in every 57 runs, that would probably happen once. Yeah, it’s unlikely.

This guy is seriously underrated. He needs more subscribers. It must be dangerous for mental hygeine to review all of these Fake speedruns so frequently

in 7:02 he was speaking in Lithuanian. he said "sveiki visi, su jumis sveikinas Jokis ir siandien mes..." translated: Hello everyone It's me Jokis and today we... also the person who gave a blaze spawn egg is a popular Lithuanian singer, his name is Radzis. So I don't think that speedrun was really serious I think it was just a joke or a parody.

16:59 "before this next speedrun" 17:27 "Thank you so much for watching" that was a fast speedrun

I really like the analysis of the actual cheated Dream vid as opposed to the obvious troll stuff

I am going to be that guy: the actual chances of him getting blaze rods on all five blazes is 0.03125, which is not very high

I always enjoy your “fake Minecraft speed run“ compilation videos. I really hope there’s more to come.

I love when people fake building an end portal because every time they do I say "please tell me the f'd it up" and this time they did

The guy in the 2nd "speed run" is Lithuanian. When he was speaking I had to rewind and listen to him speak a few times. I recognized it as one of the Baltic/Indo-European languages (which Lithuanian is one of them). Then when the guy came across the chest and sign with *"Endermeno Kiaušas"* on it that had a Enderman spawn egg it helped confirmed it even more. I looked it up and "kiaušas" is Lithuanian for *"egg or an egg".* At first I thought it was a Slovakian type of language. That's why I had to listen to him speaking multiple before he got to the part where he got to the end with a chest and that sign.

2:37 “I don’t understand why as soon as I turn my microphone on I lose the ability to speak” It’s okay man, we’ve all got our quirks

The funny thing is after watching creators like Rekrap who actually speed run, dreams speed run wasn’t even fast despite all of his “luck.” Like sub 20 minutes is just a fairly average good time for a speedrunner

11:34 At least he got his Super Suit

9:06 POV: you haven't practiced

12:25 make a 2 hour long video essay titled "Minecraft's Darkest Mystery: The PP Trader"

14:05 yes, that's Morty, at least his voice because he would've speedrun better😂

That intro actually freaked me out-

Morty really out here thinking he speed runs Minecraft

11:50 yes.

13:52 best ender dragon

Ayundaru went from sarcastically going along with these speedruns to being totally done. That, kids, is the effect of 8 year old kids pretending to be professionals to impress that one girl in their class.

10:25 "Epic motivational music - take a listen..." My Computer: *plays ad*

Dream actually admitted to cheating but said he did so unintentionally. Apparently, he used RNG manipulation mods for his Manhunt videos and the modder added singleplayer support despite him telling the modder not to. Assuming the mods wouldn't do anything in singleplayer, he speedran without disabling them first which led to his ridiculous luck. Of course, I still don't like Dream but for different reasons.

Lithuanian is the language used at 6:58

The language he’s speaking is Lithuanian also The sign at 9:24 says a gift from radium or something

14:10 is that Morty, I suppose.

"He gerts an ENDLESS amount of blaze rods. Kinda like how DREAM did..." 💀

9:45 That is called the Næther Portal.

theory: the blue sign is the remains of the pp trader bloodline theory 2: you called the speedrun with the pp trader (1st appearance) fake so he called the entire family

For the first speedrun about the ender pearl trades, you can get multiple ender pearls from one gold ingot. But on a sidenote I think that speerunners need to put the seed with thier speedrun so people can check if the seed is valid.

The speedrunner after Dream speaks Lithuanian, haha always so wild hearing my mother language randomly on western RU-vidr videos. Edit: After watching the full speedrun I have to explain/translate what ALL of that Lithuanian text and what he says means, because there are some Lithuanian memes in there. 6:57 "Sveiki visi, su jumis sveikinasi aš [Jotis (their name, or nickname i guess) or Jautis ("Bull") cant tell exactly what he says] iš..." - "Hey everyone, Jotis/Jautis is greeting you all from..." 7:32 "Radžio chestas" - "Radžis' chest." (Custom name on Chest) [Here we have the first instance of a legendary yet kinda bullied Lithuanian musician and TV persona Radžis Aleksandrovičius a.k.a Radži, I'm not going in depth on why he's a meme, but for sure you can thank our media for ingraining such meme persona into our culture]. 8:05 "Oo mes krentam čia" - "Oh we're falling here". 8:12 "Tikrai ne Radžio kirtiklis" - "Absolutely not Radzis' pickaxe" (custom name of pickaxe). 8:18 "Čia labai gerai mum" - "That's very good for us". 8:21 Genuinely cannot understand that, the pronunciation sounds like "taimame" but the closest actual words would be "tai imame" which would translate to "So let's take it". 8:29 "Gerai, mes pastatėm portalą.. " - "Good we've built the portal" [He says something right after this but the cut makes it super hard to understand so I have no idea]. 9:01 "Endermeno Kiaušas" - "Enderman's Egg" (name on the egg) [But the thing is Egg in Lithuanian is "Kiaušinis", while "Kiaušas" is the more jargon way of saying it, so maybe a better translation would be something like "Enderman's Nut"?]. 9:14 "Tikrai ne Radžio kardas" - "Absolutely not Radžis' sword" (custom name of sword). 9:21 "Dovana nuo Radžio" - "Present from Radžis" (Text on sign). 10:30 "Atvarai čia, aš tave nukirsiu" - "Come here, I'm going to strike you down". 10:36 "O kaip tik kad leidžiasi" - "Oh it's perching". 10:40 "Nu va, mes perėjom" - "And here you go, we completed it". Ngl after writing this i just realised the reason why it's funny to me and only Lithuanians is because the things that he says if translated aren't funny, but it's the way he says it, the accent, the intonation and the over obsession with Radži is truly something remarkable. P.S. their minecraft name "JokuFenas" i think is supposed to be "Juokų Fenas" if properly written thus would translate to "Joke Fan". Or it could have a different meaning lmao.

I have never laughed in 13:34 the way music starts playing only with flute XD

10:19 Fun fact: the music is called "Dragon Castle".

There is a rough 50% chance for a village to be within 500 blocks from spawn. There is a 1.758% of getting 8 blaze rods out of 9 blazes. The chances of getting that many enderpearls that quick is about 0.00047524%. Then the chances of the Enderman dropping the pearl is 50%. Not counting the chances of the desert temple or lava pool and water, you get 2.0886798e-8%. That number is so astronomically low, that it needs the value E (which means times 10 to the power of -8.) basically imagine 0.00000000001% and you have dream’s speedrun odds.

It’s so funny when people aren’t even subtle about hiding the cheats.

These just keep getting better and better 😂😂😂

I typed the "endermeno kiausas" at 9:00 into google translate and got Lithuanian, for those wondering.

Definitely Morty from Rick and Morty at the end. No idea how they managed to achieve such low quality on that voice though lmao.

11:05 This man has dishonored bedrock edition

10:37 tell me ur being obvious without telling me ur being obvious 😂

15:49 if you've been playing Minecraft since alpha you would know what the goddamn aether is

i swear he debunks the speed run in the funniest way and its great instant sub and like.

THAT'S FREAKING LITHUANIAN. Damn that surprised me. I was sure that a collective 13 people in total lived in Lithuania. Rough translation: 1. 6:55 ''Hello everyone, I, Jokis, greet you'' (his name ig) 2. 8:05 ''Where are we falling?'' 3. 8:18 ''Soo, that's very... good. So yeah'' 4. 8:29 ''Ok so we build the portal. The crap do I light this up with?'' (uses a Russian curse word 'bliat', typical) 9:00 ''Enderman's egg'' ('egg' (kiaušas) here more refers to ball sack) 9:20 ''A gift from Radžis'' (He's a pretty popular, old Lithuanian singer) 10:30 ''Get over here, I'll cut you down. Here, we beat it'' I can't speak for all, but that speedrun looked legit to me. Anyhow, I had a blast translating this, made me actually LOL.

2:54 Chance of 5 rods for 5 blazes: 3.125%

Love this vid ur an absolute legend keep up the fantastic work bro

The Morty guy at the very beginning of the vid 😂

0:01 hello timed viewers

Your videos are my favorite dude.

You know its a fast day when ayundaru uploads😮

you know, i use to think that maybe ayundaru got parodies of speedruns and not real speedruns to go over, but thats not why I watch, i watch for the commentary, humor and analysis, so i keep watching, but for me this video more or less proves me somewhat wrong, yeah some could be parodies, but its clear some of these people genuinely think they can get away with this stuff and pass for authentic, anyway, i always look forward to these videos, regardless of how ridiculous the speedruns are, keep up the amazing work

First video of yours ive seen. "Oh i dont know rick and morty characters" Instant sub.

One hour gang ⬇️

8:49 I think this is a joke 💀

Finally some new fake speedrun tings. Good job Ayundaru 👍

Translating the text for the Enderdragon Egg, google says the language is Lithuanian.

I like the part where the speed runs are fake

It’s bad enough if you’re paranoid 1:26 but *skipping a duolingo lesson you have DOOMED yourself* 9:05

A part of me wants to purposefully make fake absurd speedrun videos just for the fun of it

Your videos are so funny! I love them so much.

7:40 he has resistance 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1:09 That *_is_* dream, it says it in that chat

0:07 ayundaru jumpscare

6:55 he is speaking russian hope it helps.

W vid keep up the good work and I love how people think they can hide it lol.

The Sword at 9:14 directly from lithianian to english is "definitely not a sword I found" if you need any more proof that this speedrun is fake. This translation was from google translate so take it with a grain of salt. I just found it funny.

"This is rigged against me.... and in my favor" I'll take Freudian Slips for $500.

12:48 dang your cat looks fluffy

The language was actually my native tongue - lithuanian!

1:50 Ah yes, the nether portal to the end.

This Is My Fav Lol 🤣😂🤣😂 + When I Literally Started The Video I Started Laughing When I Heard "Emma's Epic End Practicererer" Also I Think It's German

“Dream killed 5 blaze rods and got exactly 1 blaze rod” 🤣

i think the 7:06 speedrunner might be a joke video

Your the best Minecraft speedrun faker catcher

To answer your question: It is VERY difficult to speedrun Minecraft on Pocket Edition, let alone to beat the dragon without speedrunning

It’s funny how dream tries so hard to make it seem like he’s not cheating even though he is.

2:38 Honestly same

Thank you, Ayundaru I've been wanting a good laugh for weeks lol

5:27 crazy concept! Not all speed runs have to be interesting or entertaining. :O

This video will be lost in the comments

16:27 Ayudaru plush

Emma's Epic End Practicererer is probably where the speedrunner practiced killing the ender dragon.

You got to be kitten me these fake speed runs are crazy lmao

These speedruns are so absurdly bad, I love how you review them! Keep up the good work dude!

I hate Minecraft now but I love these videos. Keep it up man. Guess I gotta sub

According to the dubious source that is Google Translate's even more dubious source of Detect Language, that speedrunner was speaking Lithuanian.

12:58 *You’re a little goofy goober!*

11:24 yeah.... It's not any ipad ITS A GOD DAMN SCHOOL IPAD

Ayundaru Plushie

You know its a good day when this guy uploads

i didnt laugh for anything, until he called his cat a "goofy goober". then and only then did i crack up.

I love these videos.