The Funniest Moments in Xenoblade Chronicles 3! 

Please include side quests (hero quest) if possible!

Any hero quests in particular?

@@MrMarvell Triton hero quest. It's very funny and hilarious.

@@user-lg8ps6ky6u oh he will definitely be in the next one! 😆

@@MrMarvell Especially that miso thing 😆

Did it really? That's brilliant I can't believe I missed that!

I nearly fell off my couch laughing when I saw that in the affinity chart, meaning Bitchqueen can be considered a real word.

Yea, I thought there would be some word/term to describe their relationship in the Affinity Chart. But instead, they just put bitchqueen, the most straightforward description 🤣 But in the end, this is no longer there when their relationship started to get better

I havnt even opened the affinity chart i completely forgot about it

Wonder what it was in Japanese

Jack: what the chaos! she copy my bit!

"Hey Mobius bitch! These hands are rated E for Everyone!"

Mio's holding out on us!

United States of SMAAAAAASH.

That's just how they flirt.

And then we have Noah and Mio who have practically reached 3rd base after exchanging names.

@@rowletthejowlet6241 Well, I suppose it's not that hard when you have a damn near instinctive roadmap on how to navigate the base paths after God knows how many lives together.

@@rowletthejowlet6241the camping scenes are great story telling. Sena often does pushup with Manana sitting in top, soon after Lanz does the same with Riku on top. This happens as early as chapter 2. Then after Taion gave tea to Eunie, you see them drinking it together in the camp, and after chapter 6 Noah and Mio plays happy tune with their flute but before that they only play alone with much more somber tone because both learned in the city that music can be used for happiness. I also find it sweet that Noah and Lanz often sit leaning on each other’s back, because they are great buddies from training. Wordless storytelling is of the highest quality in this game.

She's got less then 2 hours of screen time but they still brought her up well

@@amanwithnoname4657 Tbf she has well over 60 hours of screen time in the form of XC2 lol

Glad to see her a bit more mature while still being that adorable Welsh catgirl we know

Yeah I agree, there were quite a few bonding moments early on that set the characters up well.

Nah nah man, these characters are around from the start but they start having deep coversations alling the way, as appose of bringing characters and devoting a chapter to them, both can be efective, just make the characters interacr

100% this..not entirely done but i hope the party is together almost all the time.. splitting the party up for narrative reason can be a lot

@@seankock7649 I agree. There's nothing wrong with Zeke or Morag being introduced late into the game, specifically Zeke, but I think those 2 got some characterization. I just really wish they'd interact more outside of specific heart to hearts. Out of the cast though I feel Morag was the one that needed more development.

@@freshlymemed5680 atleast its not like xeno 1 cast, who barely do anything to each other

I know now to not tick her off.

Nia was by far my favourite character in XC2 and one of my favourite characters in all of media, so hearing her acting like herself again gave me the biggest dumbest grin on my face

Awww yissss

Second biggest smile this game gave me was Nia dropping the act finally. Biggest smile was Poppi.

Wanted to see more of nia being herself but eh I can't complain too much 😂

Have you ever met Jack Garland?

Android 17 did it in the ToP too and I’m glad he did.

@@julianmcmurray7734 and asura

Honestly though in the millisecond before the punch connects you can actually see the look of pure surprise on their face. As if they're thinking 'I looked away for one second and now I'm getting punched?'

Yeah, that would have been an interesting conversation to see

Would have been interesting to see the follow up

Noah raises his left hand because his right hand still has a baby attached to it.

Even Riku and Manana.

Yeah and it was so out of the blue 😆 bless her she has some power!

One of my favorite moments honestly-- Not only did she interrupt the villain's gloating monologue (fantastic by itself) but she did so *unarmed*, and didn't just make them flinch she sends *an interlinked moebius* fucking *flying* like god *DAMN* girl, where was this strength when we were getting chased by the giant gorilla not all that long ago? LOL

Love her.

The entire group had enough of their shit Lmao

That plus the famous trailer line "Stop toying with our lives!" Chills!

Yeah I remember that also, but my god that punch had some major power behind it 😂

@@MrMarvell she really gave it some oomph.

Agnis and Keves are made up of Races from Bionie and Alrest Agnus coming from Alrest Which I thought on the map I mostly have blades and humans while Keves has high Entia and Machina along with Homs/Humans Mio appears to be a blade And the game appears to be hinting she is Rex and Nia’s daughter so….yeah

Or just pure anime moment. Sure she aced her military training but that was just something else😅

@@MrMarvell MIO PAUNCH!

Yeah its definitley up there, I'm making a little video on that moment soon

@@MrMarvell Do Miyabi's ascension mission, there are funny moments.

Oh really? I'll take a look as I havent played that one yet, so it won't be on the video I'm posting tomorrow but possibly the one after 😃

Also a great thing to note about that: Riku and Manana both raise their hands despite Nopon not following the same life cycle as the humans birthed from pods. This implies that Nopon, for some reason, don’t reproduce sexually and somehow don’t know how sexual reproduction works

@@brandonhughes4076 Really can just mean they have no idea how humans actually do it. After all, most Nopon in XC3 would only have exposure to the capsule birthed humans.

I can totally relate to this as well, it was a real feel good game, all Xenoblade games are to be fair. What a brilliant trilogy!

Damn you need to play more jrpgs

Love xenoblade tho

@@santipenalver3136 I’ve played quite a lot actually 😂

This game is a masterclass on writing characters

There's a cutscene early in the game where Lanz talks about how Sena can carry her huge hammer despite not needing a power frame which is basically what those blue glowing circle accessories on the Kevesians are. So Agnusian (?) soldiers are naturally physically stronger maybe because they're mixed with Blades and have core crystals on them, at least Sena and Mio have.

Azura from Azura's Wrath agrees

@@freshlymemed5680 most agnians have some indication of being at least part blade, whether they have core crystals, markings, or crystalline growths somewhere on them.

@@uezyteue7690 pretty much every agnian that isn’t in full armor you can flat out tell is a least part blade one way or another

@@julianmcmurray7734 Exception being Taion because he is fully dressed. In alternate costumes you can see he has a core as well.

Really sold me on her character

It did vegito vs zamasu reference

In Lanz's defense, Ghondor got a lot of swearing done in just 2 and a half chapters compared to his 7. Also, are you counting all the "Queen's [placeholder]" as swearing? I think that would be appropriate. :)

@@MrTTnTT Those wrrw counted as long as they were voiced

@@MrTTnTT Like a true australian, of course Ghondor would be swearing a mile a minute.

Nia and Mythra would be the ones to ask if the their kid won if the kid got into a fight

@@fictionfan3699 And Mio would be the one who got embarrassed by her mother for having asked that question.

@@fictionfan3699 Could definitely see Rex, Nia and Mythra going "Thats our girl!" with Pyra attempting to be the voice of restraint

@@Memory_of_Light nah, Rex would ask if Mio and her opponent became friends afterwards. That’s literally part of the Salvager’s Code

This

😂 they might end up doing a dance off like Mythra and Kora did in XC2!

TBF It's highly likely they'll meet, Mythra is her best friend's mother-in-law. Tho in all fairness I bet Eunie'd get along with Nia a LOT better. Smug Bitch alliance and all that.

@@Hi-Im-Gib im pretty sure in law isnt technically the right term here since step mothers are more apt

No, you're not, but in the name of fairness, I find her adorable every second of every day so...

😂 Xenoblade fans will be calling people spoon and bitchqueen from now on and they will be none the wiser!

@@MrMarvell For flying sparks, I will snuffin' NOT! Oh.....

I might start calling people a Spoon and just enjoy the confusion

@@DaFro3713 I, personally, will be doing the same with "muppet".

Where can I find that spoon scene? Bcs I don't remember it

That would have been hilarious 😂 they probably thought about it to be fair, but wanted her to be Monica's daughter I guess. I still really liked Ghondor though, the way she sat there with her two henchmen 😆

Ghondor is the worst character in the game, I don't think noponizing her could fix that.

@@CRAgamer I wasn’t the biggest fan of ghondor but Valdi is worse

@@zaxtonhong3958 how so? Personally I didn't even think much of him he's just kind of there.

@@CRAgamer Ghondor at the very least can walk the walk and take responsibility. When ouroboros basically sacrifice themselves to get Ghondor out, she tries to mobilize everything she can to repay them. Even if her attitude gets annoying, she proves to be a capable leader, even staying around and helping out the Agnus castle folk. And she’s intimidating enough that the prison guards refuse to mess with her. Valdi is none of those things. He is a bad commander who abandons his colony. He barely (actually he might never) thanks the party for their assistance. He ignores every responsibility as commander and throws it onto his poor lieutenant until the party specifically calls him out for it. The colony 30 nopon are irresponsible because Valdi cannot hold them accountable. Heck, even his “act of defiance” against the consul gets nothing done, and it just makes him a damsel in distress. He causes nothing but problems and suffers no repercussions for his actions. If you switch to Japanese voices, ghondor’s voice is very different, and that might make you hate her less.

One of my favourite things about the Xenoblade franchise is how much British slang it's taught to other countries. "Can't tell your arse from your elbow" is a great turn of phrase and it's criminal that only we use it

Which one, as there loads of different British accents? 😁

I mean, in a sea of american voiced media it’s a welcome change of pace.

You sure nia didn’t already?

How dare you do our angry welsh catgirl dirty like that

@@capricorncharger518 Nia is a special case. "Endearing" doesn't cut it

While Eunie is right there…

The best kind of cat girl.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that

@@agentdon1760 He's literally the only guy that's punches the villain mid sentence

@@Rhino-Prime android 17 would like to say otherwise

@@julianmcmurray7734 but weren't they heros just fighting to save thier universe and Its people?

If you wanna make someone cry you first have to make them laugh

Chapter 5 is what makes the game emotional the most.

Yeah its all the bitchqueens fault for subverting our expectations. 😆 But I really liked Ghondor, it felt like she lived a full lifetime already somehow haha

@@MrMarvell she lived more than the main cast, that's for sure...

It's hard for me to choose my favourite, all 6 are amazing in my eyes!

Good old Manana Banana! 😆

I can’t blame you; Arachno have a tendency to be problems in Xenoblade (glares at the Arachno Queen in Tephra Cave).

Whenever I see the Antols (especially the bigger ones) they make me shudder and/or cringe in fear. especially, *ESPEIALLY* ones that appear by dropping by a thread or climbing up or down even if I clearly expect them after rewatching a Let's Play of the original game and later owning a copy of the Definitive version.

🤣🤣🤣 so true!

That's the reason

The reason why is bc Nintendo of Europe localizes the Xenoblade games and not Nintendo of America I think bc Nintendo of America didn’t want to bother with Xenoblade with the first game so Nintendo of Europe did and it just stuck that way since. Which explains the accents

Yeah, same for me, I just wish she had a few more of those moments, at least one at the end of her ascension quest. I remember only the one in this video with Melia, and then when the party goes to recruit her and catch her humming and being all happy with her old clothes.

Fiona S tier

Sparks.....

33 - 18 = 15 …yikes

Monica could have been 16 at time of copulation which is legal in a lot of places in our world

@@Tharja-iBW No. If that were the case, Ghondor would be born earliest when Monica was 16 and 3/4. That plus Ghondors 18 years equals 34 and 3/4. So the age when she conceived her child is most likely 15 but could also range down to 14 and 1/4… But now you got me looking into this a little more: We have Garrett (50) and his daughter Joulietta (19). Joulietta is trying to marry Romero (19). Mei (23) and Mizuki (27) just got married. Boomer (70) has a grandchild neon (7). Clara (63) has a grandchild, cory (24), which makes her a grandma with 39. This all looks „fine“ to me, compared to monica. It just feels like to me, that she should have been in her 40‘s anyway. (I feel line its a typo and she should be 43🤷). oh yeah, and Gray‘s (60) wife, Rozana, is only 30 🤷 Though i havent played his ascension quest yet, so i dont know if they are a normal couple.

@@maximilianbehrens3471 I did the quest, and SPOILERS: the affinity chart says married >.>

it's mwanbing time

😆 it's during Lanz's side story!

That and apparently in the Japanese version her name can mean “Big Forehead” or something ? I’ll have to look back into it tbh,