The Game That Hacks Your Brain 

Where does stardew valley rank among those?

any longer and they will die

I wish I were a Von Neumann probe

​@@monad_tcpare you referring to that book called "we are legion (we are bob)"?

​@@apexalaskaFor we are many!

@@apexalaska I absolutely LOVED that series of books! (listened to it through Audible too!)

I luaghed SO hard at this

I hope you get more likes, this is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Now hear me out. What if: You make a survival horror game and make the inventory management function like a mini-game....Based on Tetris.

SHUT

He is right tho​@@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer

Thanks for watching! All the subtle ways your team was able to add lore to this game is really fascinating, it's been a lot of fun to try and piece it all together before the story launches. Part of me was always a little nervous that somebody from Coffee Stain would come across this video, so I'm glad you enjoyed it 😁

@@camwing We love watching and sharing this kind of stuff among ourselves, it's inspiring and a great reminder why we do what we do! I hope the new story stuff coming with 1.0 will bring more joy ;)

@@Hanburgertm So ... when can I flush the toilet?

YOU! YOU are the one who got me so invested in this damn world!!! Thank you and keep doing what you do, because you’re clearly good at it. :)

@@fipsvonfipsenstein6704 after you've done your business

você aqui? incrivel! e eu concordo plenamente, e uma ideia realmente esperta.

Actually, he's not the first guy to do this. And he's probably not even the second, but it's something that I love seeing creators do.

Le gimmick tuber

@@1marcelfilms not a gimmick, just a stylistic choice. It's easier when you don't need a green screen.

I hope he'll have a coffee cup by then.

Mindustry would be alchohol (Edit 3 : if you press read more, dont be surprised that a wall of text unveils before you. I warned you.) . (Edit 1 : For people who don't know, Mindustry is mostly a 2D sandbox/tower defense hybrid where you have to colmect resources to create defenses to destroy waves of robots before they they destroy the core (kind of equivalent to the hub). once you survived all the waves, the node (technically the map where you are) is captured and starts collecting resources that you can use to start capturing another node. there is a tech tree, but it gets very grindy very fast (kinda like satisfactory) Also inbuilt mod support :yippee; Edit 2 : i forgot to include why mindustry is relevant, so, you have to create factories to process certain ores/resources to make them into usable resources, these factories rely on power created by other factories which (two of the least energy producing factories) require coal (CLIMATE CHANGE :YIPPEE:) and stronger defenses have to be built because the DAMN CLANKERS scale in power/numbers following the wave order. Also there is oil. 🇺🇸)

Hence why some Engineers call it Cracktorio

I don‘t know. Factorios top down perspective and graphics just don‘t do it for me. Plus the biters add an unwelcome pressure onto the game for my taste. Turning them off and half of the tech tree is useless. Naah ím sticking with Satisfactory.

@@itsmaxmint Fairpoint, but the biters give you an excuse to use the funny artillery.

@@itsmaxmint You can also just turn off the biters :/ I don't need 5k people telling me I skim read the comment

Which would be case #3 of .. erm a not so friendly company ?!

Those were my exact thoughts when I first got attacked!

Ficsit is a pretty evil company. Until you compare it to Lethal Company. Then it's basically heaven on earth (or.. well.. in space).

"Hey everybody welcome back to lets game it out, today we're playing a game called satisfactory" the best words uttered by man

Correct

My friend nagged me to make it look good

My first factory I couldn't go 5 ft without needing a jetpack

@@creatorgamer56 sad that it must be a evil man tho

Why does this make so much sense

@@blue-raptor4017 Because your brain hasn't rotted (yet) from over exposure to youtube.

I really like that they specifically programmed the character to stick to the stairs while sliding down. Without this, we would go flying, sliding along the stairs every time.

As someone who works in production, it's going to serve him very well. Take note, it's 2024 and he has 60k. Bet he's headed toward a quarter mil by this time next year.

@@fen4554I hope so, his content is definitely good enough for those numbers

it's weird how common yet uncommon finding another person with a similar username is

@@theman13532 There are at least eighty three thousand five hundred and fifty four of us! AT LEAST!

Hard agree! For me personally… pillars to “hold up” the next floor is all I need. This is an open air factory! Natural… clean lighting. Just ignore the 200 turbo fuel generators I got over there. Those are eco friendly!

@@ethanmckeon1600 im kinda wierd on one side my factory is just floating layered platforms on the other my train tracks are all in evenly placed with support pillars to make it look realistic. why? i don't know.

This is the deal-breaker for me. Game has beautiful lush forests and neat alien plants, but negative ways to use them in a build. Most methods of clearing space will happily eat anything even vaguely nearby, as will bumping things with a vehicle. There are no regrowth mechanics. Game has really cool terrain and awesome cliffs, but no way to align anything anywhere but the grid, and even on the grid belts and pipes require you to develop a new mental illness to just place *consistently,* let alone _cleanly._ Game has an awesome space elevator, but uses it like twice. Instead the vast majority of the factory's output is sent into a trash compactor and vanishes. Of all the power systems, Coal and Oil are objectively the cleanest, and Biofuel objectively the most destructive and limited. The radioactivity and amount of nuclear waste is also heavily exaggerated. WTF kind of fossil fuel lobby mechanics are those? TL;DR: Everything in this game makes me depressed. I just want some trees man.

@@TlalocTemporal That's the point ruthless capitalism/cororate greed. Fixit care as much about its pioneers as Super Earth cares about its soldiers. It's like Monopoly which in reality was made a parody/mockery of capitalism.

@@ADMNtek -- But none of this is because of capitalism! Coal is peak green energy because biomass is literally the only finite resource in the game and there's no pollution mechanic. Everything always feels so clean, even if you go the plant genocide route. Factorio doesn't even have capitalism eroding your values, and yet the dingy pollution will reduce any forest to a scarred mire of death, unless your swarm of bots don't efficiently wipe it out first. Even then, pollution can be managed, using actually green solar, efficient nuclear, and bio-capture to keep relatively blue waters and lush forests. But mining and production always make pollution, there's little advantage to live trees, and those forests are on valuable land, so the vast majority of players will destroy trees with prejudice and build more artillery as the thick could of pollution grows. It's a whole system that makes the death of the ecosystem more meaningful because of the possibility of saving it. In Satisfactory the death of every plant is inevitable. Not because it makes sense, but simply because they're fragile and very hard to work with. Coal power is the best power not despite the danger to the ecosystem, but exactly because there are no downsides. Green power doesn't exists because the devs don't want power to be free (ignoring space and storage problems) yet infinite mess-free coal is trivial to set up. And about that capitalism. FICSIT only wants a couple thousand early- to mid-tier items to finish a freaking space elevator, yet will only give you the production rewards if you trash the late-tier products. Send some scaffolding for the space station, sure, but make sure to pump a thousand advanced quantum computer directly into the magic landfill or we won't even acknowledge you. Feels more like a make-work project. And you can't even spruce it up with alien topiaries. :/

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

@@vincentcledric5598for karl!!!!!

ROCK AND STONE

ROCK AND STONE !

LIKE THAT! ROCK AND STOME!

uh oh

No lizard doggo :[

Death

Also no big yoshi but I digress

He is here for efficiency to please the company! No time for doggo, only time for production lines.

I love trains and spend entirely to long planing and setting up the routs. but to this day in 600+ hours I have never turned on a single nuclear reactor I build them set the rod productíon and everything and then I just sink it all.

while he clearly has said it? XD

same not even joking

It's more revealing of ASD I think, because OCD deals more with irrational obsessions/compulsions afaik.

Idk about OCD, but I literally cannot live with myself knowing I left belt spaghetti lying around unattended for too long.

humans like organisation. its an evolutionary trait.

I always have "We will rock you" playing in my head haha

@@Wilwarin99 Yep we will rock you!

I like those portable miners too *sniff

@@BruceCarbonLakeriver absolutely! They're the backbone of every factory, and the meatballs to every spaghetti

@@Joblerone Yep!

Well that absolutely would've come in handy, I seriously had no idea. In my defense though, the game really tries to disincentivize using the crafting table, and who am I to tell them they are wrong

I'm guilty of that exact thing, and I did a lot of hand-crafting in my first save. Like, an unhealthy amount to the point where I had very few machines producing complex parts and I was handcrafting most of what I could until tier 8. Good thing my friend told me about using space when I was around tier 5 or so. (Yes, I've started a new save with healthier practices. Yes, it feels way better than handcrafting) About the double clicking, shift-clicking does the same thing and control-click moves as many stacks of that type of item as possible, so you can do stuff like deposit 15 stacks of cable ready to be sunk for coupons in one click. I haven't tried it on the rocket/space elevator, though.

You used to be able to hold space to bench-craft, then click away to another window/screen, and it would keep crafting, but then they fixed it... I mean I can put heavy crap on the spacebar, but at that point, I have to start asking myself what I'm doing. Also, I didn't remember the double click, but I do use shift left click to do the same thing, and ctrl left click to move all stacks of that type. Also, just a right click alone splits the stack in half, but holding right click opens a slider for precise splitting. I opened the game to check, but I remembered everything accurately... So, I have all this muscle memory, yet I've still never made a proper factory. 🤦

@@neonte13 if you press space once it holds it

@@knyt0 And it was a QoL change by devs :)

I can confirm it will confiscate unfortunate amounts of your free time (and thoughts) for a loooong time. Even after you burn out on it, it’ll suck you back in for another round some months later. It’s an addictive parasite of a game.

To their credit at least, the final tier is a placeholder. The community managers have said that they’re so high to give players something to do while the game is being worked on!

@@leotheliongames Tbf, they don't feel punishingly high, especially for the last tier. It was simply at a point where tech debt in my base caught up to me. My new base creates around 12.5 turbo motors per minute. If I were to use all those for thermal propulsion rockets, I'd only need less than 2 hours to finish that part. Which shows that I have greatly overbuilt my new base if it was just because I wanted to finish the last space elevator task. It really isn't that bad as a final challenge if you don't build your base to create more than those final ingredients.

Ah, but when you made the base to use the maximum of your mined ore at full efficiency, that was with level 1 (or at most 2) miners, and probably not with the benefit of alternate recipes. When you reached a new tech level, suddenly you can fuel twice as many bases with your miners, and if you just include a foundry step first thing, you can make everything out of steel parts! You know what, you should really just tear it all down and rebuild it. It'll only take, what, twenty minutes?

I’m at a similar roadblock right now and am both anticipating and dreading getting the first stage of my Iron/Copper/Caterium megaforge online in the desert. I got stymied by the complex train system I was determined to use to feed it, but I know that at some point I will return, solve the mysteries of train signals, and watch the factory grow yet again.

if you insist

oh no what i do

@@camwing no not you camwing! You're good