The GLOBAL MOBILE G700 is NOT a PlayStation Phone...it just kind of looks like one.

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Timestamps are integrated into the video showing each segment dedicated to this phone.
This went WAY over estimate but I wanted to show some extra stuff that came with this.
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE! And of course, welcome back to another installment in |THE_PHONE_ARCHIVE| - a series in which I take a look at weird, strange, obscure and unique phones (or devices) for your entertainment!
I found this little gem on eBay and it came all the way from the US of A right to Aussieland.
From the looks of it, I thought this would be something amazing and while it is cool - it's kind of just another feature phone.
But I hope it makes up for it with the extras that came with this and think of this as a Christmas present for those who celebrate it.
Get yourself comfortable and enjoy taking a look at the Global Mobile G700 thing!
Contents of the CD that came with this: archive.org/details/global-mo...
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TIMESTAMPS:
Happy Holidays: 0:00
Introduction: 0:54
What I purchased & Description: 2:03
Unboxing: 4:50
Included Accessories: 6:04
Around the Phone: 8:56
The Hidden Feature, Slider, Back Cover & Build: 10:47
Power On, The UI, Display Quality, Kickstand & Keypad Lights: 12:13
Menu, Game Functionality & Phonebook: 13:36
Settings, Wallpapers, Animations etc: 14:35
Messaging, Handwriting & TV Player: 15:48
The Camera: 17:47
Camera Test: 19:06
Camera Quality: 21:14
Buttons, Preloaded Music & Mass Storage: 22:59
Speaker Test: 25:00
Sound Recorder, Earphones & FM Radio: 27:32
The Contents of the CD, File Manager & Java no worky: 30:05
The Videos on the CD: 31:48
Some Pictures on the CD & Some horrific Sounds: 40:10
Ringtones: 42:15
Organizer, Extra, Trying the Bluetooth Headset & Default Games: 45:31
Finally playing Games: 47:29
Rambly Conclusion: 52:22
Teardown & Investigation: 54:21
Full Specifications & Final Thoughts: 1:02:00
Thanks for watching this one & Rambling: 1:03:13
Outro: 1:04:16
Be good people!
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SOCIAL:
Instagram: s.moorez
Business Stuff: ngage3650@gmail.com
My second channel that was baffled by a magic trick:
/ @smoorez2
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Music:
Outro:
Mick Gordon - Cultist Base (Doom Eternal Soundtrack)
Camera Test Background:
Andrew & Simon Hale - L.A Noire Main Menu Theme
Videos:
Caddicarus - Crash Bandicoot 2 Review
CreativeMonkey - Time Travel Effect Test
KingSparkMedia - Snow Falling 4K Green Screen Loop
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*All images/audio used in the video belong to their rightful owners but are used under fair use/demonstration.
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@SMOOREZ 6 месяцев назад

*Well this went just a BIT longer than I had estimated. Happy Holidays!* Well there you have it folks, the Global Mobile G700 looks like a PlayStation phone but is far from one. This seems to be designed from the mockup image of a PlayStation phone found in "Stuff Magazine" in 2008. You can see that image here: www.concept-phones.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/psp_phone_stuff.jpg I hope you enjoyed this one and if you folks want to go through the contents of the CD then you can check it on the Internet Archive here: archive.org/details/global-mobile-g700 And if you want to tell me where the Videos are from, the Music and the Ringtones then feel free to let me know down below - I'd highly appreciate it. Have a safe one folks and I'll see you soon! TIMESTAMPS: Happy Holidays: 0:00 Introduction: 0:54 What I purchased & Description: 2:03 Unboxing: 4:50 Included Accessories: 6:04 Around the Phone: 8:56 The Hidden Feature, Slider, Back Cover & Build: 10:47 Power On, The UI, Display Quality, Kickstand & Keypad Lights: 12:13 Menu, Game Functionality & Phonebook: 13:36 Settings, Wallpapers, Animations etc: 14:35 Messaging, Handwriting & TV Player: 15:48 The Camera: 17:47 Camera Test: 19:06 Camera Quality: 21:14 Buttons, Preloaded Music & Mass Storage: 22:59 Speaker Test: 25:00 Sound Recorder, Earphones & FM Radio: 27:32 The Contents of the CD, File Manager & Java no worky: 30:05 The Videos on the CD: 31:48 Some Pictures on the CD & Some horrific Sounds: 40:10 Ringtones: 42:15 Organizer, Extra, Trying the Bluetooth Headset & Default Games: 45:31 Finally playing Games: 47:29 Rambly Conclusion: 52:22 Teardown & Investigation: 54:21 Full Specifications & Final Thoughts: 1:02:00 Thanks for watching this one & Rambling: 1:03:13 Outro: 1:04:16 Be good people!

@thewubmachine840 6 месяцев назад

Happy Holidays! And Happy New Year!!!

@godofdream9112 6 месяцев назад

Call I nail-touch mobile.... We used nail on those mobile....

@BlessByYou777 6 месяцев назад

MERRY CHRISTMAS SMOOREZ. I would like to say hi to fake iphone 🤣👍🏻🫶🏻🌲 ❄️☃️🎄🎅🏻🔔🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁

@thumbtak123 6 месяцев назад

If you want to test the TV capabilities in 2023/2024, you can touch the inside of a coaxial cable, the center wire to the tip of the antenna. If you tape it there, you should get some TV. You might have to play around with it.

@loganmacgyver2625 6 месяцев назад

It's analog, so probably gotta connect the other end of the coax cable to a VCR

@HK-jn1tj 6 месяцев назад

@@loganmacgyver2625 Understandable. That might be the case. Last time I tried it was before digital, on a portable TV, to get cable TV through a VCR. This was when I was young, and poor. The TV I had in my room broke, and I wanted to watch TV. It was funny as I had a remote on a tiny portable TV. I had to use it to get the channels. He could play a VHS tape, or a DVD over coaxial. Maybe there is a way to use a capture card that can send, instead of receive, from a PC.

@hyperturbotechnomike 6 месяцев назад

If it's some weird gaming console from china, it's 99% a famiclone.

@dyscotopia 6 месяцев назад

It's from Taiwan, not China, which... For the time being, 😒 does make a difference for some people. Lots of interesting unlicensed NES content came out of Taiwan, and while this is interesting, it is not in a good way

@the_mariocrafter 6 месяцев назад

Why can’t they upgrade to SNES clone already?

@dominogooralsky 6 месяцев назад

@@dyscotopiaTaiwan is part of China.

@hyperturbotechnomike 4 месяца назад

@@dyscotopia I the country i live in, the official narrative is that they are one country with two opposing forms of governance. But nationality is complicated, i know myself, because my ancestors were deported from Prussia to Lithuania by the Soviets. Thankfully my parents were allowed back through the iron courtain during the 80's. They referred to themselves as German-Lithuanians, but never as Soviets, because they did not like the USSR and the Russians at all. In terms of video games, the USSR has had nothing to offer. After the USSR collapsed, people in eastern Europe didn't have the funds to buy real consoles. Instead everything was full of Famiclones and pirated games. Those which were able to afford a PlayStation got a modchip to use burnt discs. There were street shops offering this as a regular service. And in Germany commercial fake console imports were often destroyed by the customs. One had to personally drive to eastern bloc to buy this kind of stuff. I still had relatives in Lithuania, so i was lucky. The pricing for official Nintendo games in the EU was always rubbish. Especially compared to other systems. I have owned Nintendo handheld consoles, but never once bought an official new game. Always pirated, clone cartridge or from used market, because their shrunken down handheld games always had the same price as full home system and PC releases, which was a ripoff. Even games for the PSP were more affordable, despite being the better system than the GBA or even NDS, because it was able to play almost 1:1 ports of home console titles.

@vectormannx5487 3 месяца назад

@@the_mariocrafterthe reason why there's so many nes clones but any single SNES clone is because the nes architecture was so simple and easy to manufacture that any company with the slightest knowledge of reverse engineering could make it's own NES version since the 90s. However, snes architecture was way more complex and used a large number of more complex chips, so it took way more money and resources to make clone it. Making it less profitable

@ronsonwagner9401 6 месяцев назад

I can say that I definitely would like to hear more of Smoorez's music.

@bradye21playsIndieHorror 6 месяцев назад

SMOOREZ: *does anything* Phone: *BEEP*

@nathanlamaire 6 месяцев назад

For the analog TV capabilities, even back then when this thing got released the TV broadcasting atenas had already become more rare due the "more popular" free TV satellite replacing it, only existed in a few spots, and the signal strength was completely random. It was like certain areas had their exclusive TV channels.

@AlexandruLipan 27 дней назад

Also, in EU, there was a central legislation for the frequencies to use in both analog and digital, but each country had their own bands as well. I am in Romania, and for example a small part around 380 Mhz frequency (that in West EU is used for TV) needs to be masked because for a short while was used by train dispatchers using dedicated radios.

@MrGarryGrey 6 месяцев назад

The phone with no 3.5mm jack? Must be a modern high-end device.

@mattfagen2879 6 месяцев назад

Your song, Event Horizon, really reminds me of some of the songs from some old racing game I played a ton as a kid. I can’t remember for the life of me what it was, though. Good stuff!

@cujoedaman 6 месяцев назад

DankPods would have had a meltdown at finding the driver disc :D

@mattdavis9601 6 месяцев назад

And he probably would've 1-Gritted the poor thing after experiencing Mario in ultra smooth 3 FPS.

@cujoedaman 5 месяцев назад

@@mattdavis9601 1-Grit should be the next Pet Rock.

@dooleh84 6 месяцев назад

I love that it can barely run the first Mario game.

@hermdude 6 месяцев назад

I see 7 Grand Dad, I click. Edit: 49:39 for those looking for... an imitation of a high quality rip. That phone just couldn't handle the quality of such rips.

@michax2627 6 месяцев назад

I watching you longer time and I have some idea for installing jar files into that type of phones. Some old (feature) phones needs *.jad file with *.jar to install. Try to make some jad files for jar using JADmaker. Put them together to sdcard and try to run JAD file. Maybe this is the solution for all of this phones :>

@gb9727 5 месяцев назад

Midi 1 is Canon, a tune found on many LG phones

@user-vt7ru2lx4b 6 месяцев назад

Hey , SMOOREZ nice to see you uploading daily lately. Crazy how it takes better pictures than my Pixel 3..

@allenrussell6135 6 месяцев назад

Thats an awesome find, especially with the ps logo. Id probably just play doom on it Have a Blessed Christmas and a safe new year

@therealmikebrown 6 месяцев назад

That "No Games" song is a dancehall classic. It went hard at the clubs. That 1st video was an episode of Reno 911. It was a Comedy Central logo in the corner. Classic show.

@sachadc 6 месяцев назад

MIDI4 is "Odoru Ponpokorin" by "E-girls," known for being the theme song for Japanese children's television anime "Chibi-Marukochan." I was not expecting to hear it in this video 🤣 Strange that you had a recollection of it, unless the song is used somwhere else I don't know about.

@AfterBurnerTeirusu 6 месяцев назад

Which sounds like some other track from the turn of the millenium. Can't remember the name of it either.

@Drakethesage 6 месяцев назад

@@AfterBurnerTeirusu You might be thinking of Dancing Pompokolin by Captain Jack. It was in DDR. It's pretty much the same song.

@AfterBurnerTeirusu 6 месяцев назад

@@Drakethesage Not that one either. I'm pretty sure it's some eurodance track. Could even be a translated cover of it. Dunno.

@robw5741 6 месяцев назад

It sounds almost exactly like a song from a cedar point ad

@AI-Creations-LLC 6 месяцев назад

Merry Christmas smoorez I love your videos.

@KingBlueDood 6 месяцев назад

Happy holidays to you smoorez!!

@JoCaTen 6 месяцев назад

that display, with those capacitive buttons... i swear to god one day you'll end up reviewing my first ever mobile phone which i still have but i destroyed it and dismantled it to see the insides. just a couple of wiring, an average PCB. which you could still see if you opened the back for the SIM card

@user-xu2pi6vx7o 6 месяцев назад

That camera looks perfect for filming Yowie sightings.

@PonyOfWar 6 месяцев назад

44:19 is "Odoru Ponpokorin" from Chibi Maruko Chan.

@juanchopingo 6 месяцев назад

Happy Christmas bro!!!

@LastofAvari 6 месяцев назад

I see you had a very global mobile christmas, Mr. Smoorez :)

@Matyas_Ceo_Of_Matyas 6 месяцев назад

I was just thinking about you, and you made an amazing video about a clone. Btw i found an iphone clone with a slide out keyboard, i will buy it lol

@stevenspencer5367 6 месяцев назад

Fun little gadget. That screen I'm sure I've seen of some very dodgy clones but with the icons at the bottom hidden. Lol 😂 Anyway a very Merry Christmas to those who are celebrating and Happy Holidays to those who are not. ❤

@dpvng.dpvng. 6 месяцев назад

if you have nes or sega with built-in modulator or vhs recorder with rf out, you can use them to translate signal to this phone. just stick some spoke into rf out as an antenna

@Dragonfire511 6 месяцев назад

49:43 SAY THE LINE, JOEL! 😂 Also, i remembered that there are bootleg NES versions of Telefang 😂. And there is too a java gameboy color emulator too, but i forgot the name.

@blockhole72 28 дней назад

GRAND DAD!

@blockhole72 28 дней назад

Fleentstones?

@markenetube 6 месяцев назад

Merry Christmas Mr SMOOREZ btw. Please review more janky phones. 😉

@gb9727 5 месяцев назад

Someone should make a rock/heavy metal version of the mediatek ringtones

@SammyRenard 6 месяцев назад

Having a Nokia N95-3 with me, I can't help but be reminded of it while looking at this

@TweeterMan287 6 месяцев назад

Merry Christmas, smoorez!

@barneyDcaller 6 месяцев назад

32:20 I can't believe that there is corn on the pc suite for that phone 😂😂😂

@shaundmotovlogs4461 6 месяцев назад

Merry christmas 🎄🎄

@Djmonty92 6 месяцев назад

Back in 2009 i had this phone and it use to be my only phone. The TV use to work back then tho

@Probosporone 6 месяцев назад

MTV Asia and MTV Mandarin are definitely a thing

@samukadatp7969 6 месяцев назад

I just learned that every Australian man have an tech RU-vid channel, there's Dankpods, James channel, Smoorez, Janus Cycle and other 35 billion channel that i forgot.

@paranoiia8 6 месяцев назад

Long time ago I actually wanted simial phone... No kidding. I had magazine with phones available in shop and I wanted that instead of Nokia or SE... Thanks God I never got it and just stick to SE that I still love... 😂 Now I want it again but just to have it in collection 😊

@imloveeatfries 6 месяцев назад

fun fact: the video titled mtv is the music video for the song valenti by boa. seems like a download from youtube rather than an mtv rip.

@undyingmasochist 6 месяцев назад

Crazy how it takes better pictures than my Pixel 3.

@BlueEyedVibeChecker 6 месяцев назад

Considering how good the official PlayStation phone, Xperia Play was, and how dirty Sony did it, I wouldn't buy one without being told. Though I do wish more people would make androids with physical buttons akin to the Xperia Play and Nokia NGage, not just the same thing different shell like the Anbernic and PowKiddy things, but imagine a Snapdragon 8G2 dedicated one. That'd be mega.

@immameme 6 месяцев назад

Mary Christmas and TechImma1st

@loganmacgyver2625 6 месяцев назад

I read about these kinds of older welcome phones on a phone review website 10 years ago, they used to refer to these as "Tai/Thai (article is in Hungarian) style phones"

@FiatUno2003 6 месяцев назад

Happy Holidays to everyone. I hope you all had a good 2023 and I hope that 2024 is better for everyone.

@kjjustinXD 6 месяцев назад

44:09 i don’t know the original song name, but I do know this was used for the “Dispenser Dispenser” TF2 Song

@RedNoise-hz5nh 6 месяцев назад

at 17:32 what did it pick up? is that like an atari game?? definitely only analog only, i remember ashens reviewing his go go gadget copter phone with an analog tv tuner

@HellJustFroze 6 месяцев назад

1:08 I like how you've kind of got the general shape of Australia down -- even got Tasmania in there, good on ya -- whereas not a _single solitary fuck_ was given about the shape of the US lmao

@pancakebob553 6 месяцев назад

Was that a S.H.E music video on there? If so that’s super cool. I like a lot of their music

@RomeArt 6 месяцев назад

Dude your vids are fire when I get unbroke af I'll definitely shoot you some pytroen money keep up the amazing work (I have no idea how to spell pytroen and to lazy to look it up cheers mate) Oh and one more thing you should do some cheapo Chromebooks not many people are doing this

@csorrows 5 месяцев назад

That's an ex (x) button not a cross (+) button. Anyway, that phone is awesome. So many cool ideas and designs of phones from the past that never really caught on. We ended up with these big slab simple devices instead. Love your videos!

@spazjackrabbit61 6 месяцев назад

12:40 those are samsung symbian os icons used in phones like SGH-i450

@gtrxAC 6 месяцев назад

Mythroad/MRP (pronounced myth road) is an application runtime used on some Chinese MediaTek and Spreadtrum phones. It's somewhat similar to MRE/VXP but completely unrelated. It's most likely what powers the NES emulator built into this phone. If you look around online, you might be able to find some MRP apps. Also, this phone should have more than 4 MB of flash storage - only the more recent MediaTeks have compressed firmware which allows everything to fit on such a small flash chip. This one might be 32 MB.

@AguevadoConCaraDeSonso29 6 месяцев назад

Okay? Also I wonder if there exists a Spreadtrum SC66xx-powered cellphone with J2ME support

@StaDag 6 месяцев назад

@@AguevadoConCaraDeSonso29 , attempt two. Explay B240, for example, seems to match both requirements, but originally it's an exclusive model for one country, Google allows me to to say this.

@AguevadoConCaraDeSonso29 6 месяцев назад

@@StaDag Does it have the SC6600 SoC used on some older Chinese knockoff phones? Still wondering

@StaDag 5 месяцев назад

@@AguevadoConCaraDeSonso29, can't help - my search engine doesn't tell me about any other phones with that chip.

@sazman2000 6 месяцев назад

happy holidays, yer wee diddy, frae sunny Scotland.

@Daviljoe193 6 месяцев назад

Wasn't expecting to recognize a ringtone myself, but Midi 3 sounds like a weird shortened version of the 1981 anime OP Dr Slump. Look it up, they're the same song.

@RXID624 4 месяца назад

I think i remember the startup audio

@furhad 6 месяцев назад

i finally recognized the one at 43:19 its canon in d major

@Nikkerston 6 месяцев назад

that is an adorable spicy pillow in that bluetooth thingy

@der_kluger_gunther8391 6 месяцев назад

i don't know if that phone wanted to be a tv or a playstation lol, and it was just the most generic thing at the end. not a welcome but a close one. well merry christmas and a happy new year to all of you!

@NekoMichi 6 месяцев назад

44:29 - It's the opening theme to Chibi Maruko-chan.

@Danylelo 6 месяцев назад

At 44:08 reminds me of a song by Captain Jack in Dance Dance Revolution 5TH Mix: Dancing Pompokolin

@IsmaelWensder 6 месяцев назад

I had a Changjiang W007... Htc design, early iOS interface but java apps and some apps of its own. It could change your voice so i called some people to make prank calls.

@sweetypuss 6 месяцев назад

hearing the glorious grand dad theme butchered on this device broke 2016 me's heart

@xxdesertstorm 6 месяцев назад

tbh I've done the same thing with eBay shipping when I bought my motherboard which was the first time I bought off eBay and thought it was weird my package had went to Kentucky before coming to Canada when the seller lived in New York

@dyscotopia 6 месяцев назад

Nothing rings more true for the holidays than unboxing some ewaste that'll never be looked at ever again

@Cristian-sm6bt 6 месяцев назад

41:11 Welcome classic feature phone power on sound

@milksheihk 6 месяцев назад

If you buy almost any car/ engine related products from a US eBay seller who uses the Global Shipping Programme you just won't get it, they'll invariably decide it contains something that is prohibited from being shipped overseas, if the seller uses any other shipping service it's all good though.

@RodFCB 6 месяцев назад

Global Mobile has a lot of other fake old phones. I think Ruixuan's Retro Phone Archive has a lot of them.

@RuixuanRetroPhoneArchive 6 месяцев назад

I do have some global mobiles, I have 4 of them. All are knockoff iPhones , one of them has an antenna.

@Whfox 6 месяцев назад

43:50 is the opening of Dr Slump (Arale) an anime from Akira Toriyama.

@constantinjitariu1439 6 месяцев назад

Happy new year everyone

@jennid8123 6 месяцев назад

Dude your music bumps believe in yourself

@KOSMOS1701A 6 месяцев назад

clever use of the RGB Tablet

@blakegriplingph 6 месяцев назад

This is grand.

@GroupNebula563 6 месяцев назад

oh BTW these are still on eBay along with other weird devices from the same seller

@BluelightAmelia 6 месяцев назад

43:20 MIDI1 seems to be pinched from the ringtone "Canon" from old LG feature phones and at 45:00, the song is a Chinese song named Shinian ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-o7cfUhFJRCY.htmlsi=BuGn8CMjKyrl6mh7

@zzoinks 6 месяцев назад

The midis sounds so much like our cheap wireless doorbell

@alexej_the_stonk 6 месяцев назад

Coming from Scott the woz latest Video. Seeing 7 Grand Dad on the thumbnail is kinda ironic

@thedjgamer-productions 6 месяцев назад

The ringtone at 44:22 sounds kind of like Come and Get Your Love to me

@nekowolf583 6 месяцев назад

Maybe Overthe World is a different planet where this phone still works.

@namesurname4666 3 месяца назад

i have a mediatek phone with digital tv but it doesn't support the h264 codec so it's useless in my region right now, are channels mpeg2 in your area? anyway if you see snow/noise it's analog for sure 😂

@smarkies 6 месяцев назад

In my country we call it ChinaPhone, during the 1st boom of chinaphones, it was a hit.

@TheStateofSicknezz 6 месяцев назад

I'm so curious how soca and reggae music ended up on this phone.

@JustAPersonWhoComments 6 месяцев назад

24:08 August Town - Duane Stephenson 29:18 Take a Look - Krozier & The Generator 43:50 Odoru Ponpokorin - E girls

@AverageFerrariEnjoyer 4 месяца назад

12:27 E3000 N97 Clone Tone 10

@retrogamer33 6 месяцев назад

MIDI 1 ringtone was: Pachelbel Canon

@thanos_x23 6 месяцев назад

Midi 1 is Pachelbel - Canon

@Fuexline 6 месяцев назад

omg i had that bluetooth headsset in 2006

@gentuxable 6 месяцев назад

5:19 oh that's how he messed up his thumb... :D

@CTCTraining1 6 месяцев назад

43:22 sounds like Pachelbel’s Canon on steroids

@Andoryuuu 6 месяцев назад

As soon as Boom boom boom boom started playing I had PTSD flashbacks, one of the managers used to sing that while staring at me when I worked at McDonald's, I couldn't STAND her, lol.

@lschmitt 6 месяцев назад

❤❤

@LemonContent 6 месяцев назад

That's Weird!

@markenetube 6 месяцев назад

Back in 2007 when the N9 came out that phone would have been.....er OK The TV feature would have made it worthwhile.

@XantoS771 6 месяцев назад

Is this S60 UI clone based on Java or Linux? They actually did a "decent" job on the UI side of things. Doesn't seem inferior to any feature phone of the big brands of 2008.

@RodFCB 6 месяцев назад

Most of these are Java

@StaDag 6 месяцев назад

@@RodFCB , term "Java" is irrelevant. All MTK/Spreadtrum based phones are programmed using UI templates and C++/ASM. J. 2 Mobile Edition support is an additional, artificial element of a firmware.