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The Great Emu War, 1932 (Weird Wars) 

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@Simplehistory
@Simplehistory 6 лет назад
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@hey9433
@hey9433 6 лет назад
Simple History all they had to do was hit the emus with a yA yEET
@winkysandiyudhaperkasawink8465
Simple History the good video comrade!
@abe1976
@abe1976 6 лет назад
Simple History hey can you do a story on 1st Lt Gary Lee Miller?
@LameAhhLoser
@LameAhhLoser 6 лет назад
Love your channel
@pyeitme508
@pyeitme508 6 лет назад
Simple History can u make M-16 videos?!
@SkorpionMarauder
@SkorpionMarauder 5 лет назад
I don't know what's weirder, the fact that there was a war against emus, or the fact that we lost.
@sunnyboi2371
@sunnyboi2371 5 лет назад
Going to war, no mad man on Earth besides Australia would go against the mighty emu empire
@lordbear1095
@lordbear1095 5 лет назад
SkorpionMarauder You didn’t lose the government put bounties on the emus and the citizens killed most of them
@jigrodrigues
@jigrodrigues 5 лет назад
Man, Australia is the coolest country in the world
@kanekogachx9247
@kanekogachx9247 5 лет назад
Both
@josecarlosrodriguez4489
@josecarlosrodriguez4489 5 лет назад
I'm planing on moving to Australia in 3 Years, i have the oportunity to live in USA but naaa Australia is much more Cool.
@reduser3731
@reduser3731 6 лет назад
Emu.
@yourlocalt72
@yourlocalt72 6 лет назад
Arda ile Bilim kardeş emular konuşamıyor
@yourlocalt72
@yourlocalt72 6 лет назад
The Person Who Does Not Know How To Change Username farketmiştim dalgasına yazdım
@Starfleet8555
@Starfleet8555 6 лет назад
But, they lost to a bunch of birds. I know a guy who's in the Australian army. He was making fun of navies. Being a Navy guy, my self. I mentioned this war to him by saying "Says the guy who's part of an army that was beaten by a bunch birds" I said this to him afterwards "At least your navy wasn't beaten by a few birds" That shut him up.
@saff1kill
@saff1kill 6 лет назад
Miles Millet The emus obtained 0 kills, however.
@scottbeater-man3714
@scottbeater-man3714 6 лет назад
LOL
@Jew-Gi-Oh_419
@Jew-Gi-Oh_419 4 года назад
"Give me two emu divisions and I'll conquer the universe for you." -Rommel
@DoctorNovaPhD
@DoctorNovaPhD 4 года назад
I am speed
@koimeme
@koimeme 4 года назад
With tank heads instead of emu heads
@wildbaguette6767
@wildbaguette6767 4 года назад
You disrespect the fallen soldiers! What are man!
@logangotlost6571
@logangotlost6571 4 года назад
wild baguette • 5 лет назад it’s not a joke, that’s an actual quote by Rommel.
@smokyblackeyes3615
@smokyblackeyes3615 3 года назад
how about 2 military corp?
@TopShotDustin
@TopShotDustin 4 года назад
Notice how emus don’t take flight. They “take fright”.
@Shadow-sq2yj
@Shadow-sq2yj 3 года назад
Lol
@qu9999
@qu9999 3 года назад
LOL BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahhahahah
@fijiarc2090
@fijiarc2090 3 года назад
Ha ha. That was hilarious....
@theimperialcombine
@theimperialcombine 3 года назад
*BA DUM TSSS*
@B3rZerker13
@B3rZerker13 2 года назад
@@theimperialcombine is that from Jojo?
@acerusea5156
@acerusea5156 5 лет назад
The only major Australian casualty during the war was their dignity
@FLMKane
@FLMKane 5 лет назад
Naw mate, their truck was disabled!
@foreskinmcgee8583
@foreskinmcgee8583 4 года назад
FLMKane thank you kanye, very cool notepad coding
@mrmatt1331
@mrmatt1331 4 года назад
Would have been a war if it were an army, but no it was two english twats with a machine guns
@tylersoto7465
@tylersoto7465 4 года назад
Don't worry about it , people been going to war with animals for thousands of yrs, ancient Egypt once went to war against a big group of crocodiles and there were estimated about 2000 if them cuz there population boomed and the Egyptians lost a dozen men and they manage to kill like about only 500 and had to wait it out till they left lol
@malkius656
@malkius656 4 года назад
@@tylersoto7465 About Ancient Egypt it was pretty understandable because there's no such "gun" in that time when all they had is primitive spears etc.
@trycoldman2358
@trycoldman2358 6 лет назад
WWE *World War Emu*
@p4p-ez
@p4p-ez 6 лет назад
trycoldman23 you watch simple history too?
@eduardssilins585
@eduardssilins585 6 лет назад
i see you everywhere :D
@fulcrum2951
@fulcrum2951 6 лет назад
A war we won't win
@auxxik3805
@auxxik3805 6 лет назад
we can kill people but not an emu XD
@_stalker_43
@_stalker_43 6 лет назад
Justin young And Trycoldman in the same video??? Wtf
@Dennis-nc3vw
@Dennis-nc3vw 4 года назад
The leader is such a noble soul. Not eating so he can keep look out, staying exposed until his followers are safe. Give that bird a medal.
@tuele4302
@tuele4302 3 года назад
A metal in the form of copper candy, yes.
@fencepostjay2496
@fencepostjay2496 3 года назад
Officers of the Commonwealth do not duck.
@optimum2008
@optimum2008 2 года назад
Roger that
@theinquisitor7191
@theinquisitor7191 Год назад
If the Emus can dodge bullets, why can't Soviets do that in Stalingrad? 😂
@tolfan4438
@tolfan4438 Год назад
thats what I was thinking
@MustacheCashStash125
@MustacheCashStash125 4 года назад
Germans at Stalingrad : Well that was the most humiliating defeat ever. Emus : Hold my beer.
@davidherves6904
@davidherves6904 4 года назад
* my crop
@Xenorge
@Xenorge 4 года назад
US & Canada after "Operation Cottage* : Yep nothin to see here...
@stalkerhex6118
@stalkerhex6118 4 года назад
BEER is for czechs. raumens
@royalteluis623
@royalteluis623 4 года назад
My wheat
@babymetalenjoyer
@babymetalenjoyer 4 года назад
@@stalkerhex6118 what????
@stefank7962
@stefank7962 6 лет назад
This upload is probably one of the most anticipated events of 2018
@Crankiebox99
@Crankiebox99 6 лет назад
Stefan K XD
@angryperson6205
@angryperson6205 6 лет назад
you're to late you will forever be known for this hahahahahahaha
@jenzyk1302
@jenzyk1302 6 лет назад
Stefan K nope now we want the goat war :)
@reylimesa4019
@reylimesa4019 6 лет назад
it is
@exmsenhorbataguas6411
@exmsenhorbataguas6411 6 лет назад
SO TRUE
@ryanm.191
@ryanm.191 6 лет назад
My history teacher asked for us to do a presentation on any war of our choice. People choose the world wars, Korean, cold etc etc I chose this and I do not regret it
@ryanm.191
@ryanm.191 6 лет назад
Hasnol Haziq Hasnol Azahari oh I did this is like year 10. I’ve finished uni now and it’s been like 7 years
@theworldoverheavan560
@theworldoverheavan560 6 лет назад
Ryan M. Jesus you are one old dude
@MisterBasinga
@MisterBasinga 6 лет назад
what grade did your teacher give you?
@rikishikato5001
@rikishikato5001 6 лет назад
you did the right thing
@ultimatestoryteller
@ultimatestoryteller 6 лет назад
Ryan M. Yeah same question what grade did the teacher awarded you ?
@MegaKaiser45
@MegaKaiser45 4 года назад
- "Target spotted!" (pew, pew) - "Was that an emu?" - "No, sir. It’s an emo". - "Damn it, Jones. Learn your vowels!" - "I'm surry, sir".
@ErickReyesRomeroBanks
@ErickReyesRomeroBanks 3 года назад
Lol
@agnibsyndicate5830
@agnibsyndicate5830 3 года назад
Am actually waiting for his Napoleonic war video hope he will do it (Over simple) 🤣🤣
@ryanstevenson2594
@ryanstevenson2594 3 года назад
I understood that reference.
@pepapenkava9719
@pepapenkava9719 3 года назад
Haha oversimplifed
@darthzannah8900
@darthzannah8900 3 года назад
„Okay, we need to get Closer“
@ROBLOXGamingDavid
@ROBLOXGamingDavid 4 года назад
Emus: Won George Pearce: "I didn't lose! I merely failed to WIN!"
@dalatinobrother_1688
@dalatinobrother_1688 3 года назад
At least he got a feather hat
@mycontentcreation5264
@mycontentcreation5264 3 года назад
@@dalatinobrother_1688 dude. Uncool
@donkeykong6426
@donkeykong6426 2 года назад
*task failed successfully*
@cgt3704
@cgt3704 2 года назад
@@dalatinobrother_1688" i did not see this coming"
@waffle6376
@waffle6376 2 года назад
@@dalatinobrother_1688 Did u said feather hat “gasp!”
@dankdankeryetdanker2726
@dankdankeryetdanker2726 5 лет назад
I can't blame the gunners. It must be hard aiming upside down.
@g_g...
@g_g... 5 лет назад
I don't get it
@farelrajwa1300
@farelrajwa1300 5 лет назад
@@g_g... he is referring to the austeralian upside down meme
@g_g...
@g_g... 5 лет назад
@@farelrajwa1300 ohhhh
@g_g...
@g_g... 5 лет назад
@Matthew Anthony why you got to hate tho
@g_g...
@g_g... 5 лет назад
Also why do I have 2 likes
@DimoB8
@DimoB8 6 лет назад
Taboo topics in different countries: USA: 9/11 Germany: Nazis Greece: debt Australia:Defeat by the hands of the Emus!
@untrustworthypoptart9144
@untrustworthypoptart9144 6 лет назад
Nazis? *D E M O N I T I Z E D*
@biohazard724
@biohazard724 6 лет назад
I think you mean at the *wings* of Emus
@ammoniumammonide
@ammoniumammonide 6 лет назад
Brazil: 2014 World Cup semifinals
@eduardomedina9849
@eduardomedina9849 6 лет назад
What about other countries
@eduardomedina9849
@eduardomedina9849 6 лет назад
Russia: Defeat to a bunch of farmers in white cloaks
@sam333.1
@sam333.1 4 года назад
lets take some time to remember the men who said goodbye to their family and risked their lives to fight the great Emu.
@makki8625
@makki8625 2 года назад
:(
@ayoutubechannel3813
@ayoutubechannel3813 3 года назад
Australia is a weird place, it’s literally upside down, they have huge spiders that would be considered “mutants” here in the U.S, and they managed to lose a war to birds.
@bluefmi
@bluefmi 3 месяца назад
they managed to lose a war to birds that are UNABLE to fly.
@JustinY.
@JustinY. 6 лет назад
No wonder why Australia is secretly run by emus now
@noaha.b.8197
@noaha.b.8197 6 лет назад
Justin Y. I am watching you... Leave now.
@soundwavesuguremashita1608
@soundwavesuguremashita1608 6 лет назад
Y ru everywhere
@GeneralJakeMLB
@GeneralJakeMLB 6 лет назад
heck off
@exulantamruth_2
@exulantamruth_2 6 лет назад
hello justin,how many comment sections are u in?
@TheTrueMattiMan
@TheTrueMattiMan 6 лет назад
You're the great plague of RU-vid
@JeremyGG
@JeremyGG 6 лет назад
Who would win ? - Modern armed forces from a developed country - Some birds that can't even fly
@ingtelcuy5462
@ingtelcuy5462 6 лет назад
Raoul Duke it's 1930s except you're being sarcastic
@dc6191
@dc6191 6 лет назад
Far from modern
@someperson2703
@someperson2703 6 лет назад
If the emu can attack then we are dead
@immaboirightmommy56
@immaboirightmommy56 6 лет назад
Who would win? Highly trained Australian soldiers? Or *some flightless bois*
@thefightrr2460
@thefightrr2460 6 лет назад
what if they use bombs?
@TheRedditKing1
@TheRedditKing1 4 года назад
As a proud Australian, I thank the men that served in the Emu war, you risked your lives to defend us against birds... *Thank you*
@JKL2LKJ
@JKL2LKJ Год назад
Lmfao 😅😆😆 I pretty sure the defenseless bird pose no threat to people
@tayuibea7144
@tayuibea7144 Год назад
Sarcasm at its finest😂😂😂😂😂😂
@justinmagee2203
@justinmagee2203 Год назад
Im mad ur name is Emuish hahahaha wtf
@ReplyReaper8617
@ReplyReaper8617 Год назад
@phillipicus7446
@phillipicus7446 11 месяцев назад
And i want to Thank the Emus for their bravery for eating crops that are natively theirs to begin with ..🕊️
@aldrianevampir9570
@aldrianevampir9570 Год назад
Give a medal of honor for the Emu who sacrificed himself to stuck his head onto the steering wheel. He have saved so many emu lives.
@MrMogi-zg2ud
@MrMogi-zg2ud 6 лет назад
*The Deadliest War in History, a war of brute savagery and death,* *Whispers:The Emu war*
@lovatojonasfan1
@lovatojonasfan1 6 лет назад
And the emus freaking won.
@pilotj9467
@pilotj9467 6 лет назад
Mr. Moji Gaming The word *"Emu"* echoes ominously
@burnerman7384
@burnerman7384 6 лет назад
Mr. Moji Gaming *Emu war flashbacks*
@Rapsidu
@Rapsidu 6 лет назад
hahahah
@sapehz3247
@sapehz3247 6 лет назад
Joneses... he never made it back from the war.... Most of my squad never came back. Sure, we played a minor part in that God forsaken war, but we still played a roll. *Chuckles* Fighting with our teeth an' nails, now those were the days. I still miss those guys, the 13 combateer squad. I think to myself, where are they? Then I remember that they will always be in our hearts... -Private Clubby McStubby McWankfist
@winstonfeltner5577
@winstonfeltner5577 5 лет назад
"Hey some birds are eating our crops, can we have some machine guns???" "Yeah sure..."
@mrmatt1331
@mrmatt1331 4 года назад
The true american way
@Manglet762
@Manglet762 4 года назад
@Matt The Aussie way too apparently.
@drewitts2804
@drewitts2804 4 года назад
Why do I keep seeing you everywhere I watch a video!
@mrmatt1331
@mrmatt1331 4 года назад
Me or anthony
@lbax8897
@lbax8897 4 года назад
Or a fence? Which they did after this war. And its worked ever since.
@carnevaron4257
@carnevaron4257 4 года назад
Strongest empires in the history : -Roman Empire -Seleucid Empire -Ottoman Empire and.. -EMU EMPIRE !
@damicow
@damicow 3 года назад
@PhoneixRU-vid majapahit empire, mongol empire
@Plush_180
@Plush_180 3 года назад
I think the roman empire was better than the russian empire i mean they were way ahead if their time
@carnevaron4257
@carnevaron4257 3 года назад
@PhoneixRU-vid my comment isnt about history bro its just a joke :P dont take it serious
@CKM1909
@CKM1909 3 года назад
@PhoneixRU-vid No. They failed by the time the 1800's came round.
@baconbrown5783
@baconbrown5783 3 года назад
Tondo Empire and Khmer Empire, Maurya Empire and Japanese Empire, also ,Mexican Empire Brazilian Empire also Ghana Empire, Persia Empire, Mongolia Empire, British Empire, French Empire, Russian Empire Spanish Empire and Indian Empire and Qing Empire
@firemangan2731
@firemangan2731 3 года назад
“Those damn Emus! They’re bullies, they’re nothing but bullies!” “Calm down Bruce, they’re just animals.” “Hey farmer Bruce! Where did you get that hat?! The toilet!?” “....Yes...”
@mon1ka502
@mon1ka502 6 лет назад
*Top 10 most brutal wars of all time*
@asphalteater615
@asphalteater615 6 лет назад
Lol
@asphalteater615
@asphalteater615 6 лет назад
Watch mojo references
@chrisv2107
@chrisv2107 6 лет назад
JUST MONIKA lol
@shinsenshogun900
@shinsenshogun900 6 лет назад
JUST MONIKA Hey Hey Monika
@wickedeyebrows0713
@wickedeyebrows0713 6 лет назад
Just....me.
@mrcomp1971
@mrcomp1971 6 лет назад
Imagine being the person who had to report that the Australian soldiers failed at killing a few birds. How awkward.
@bogustoast22none25
@bogustoast22none25 6 лет назад
mrcomp imagine being the guy that failed to kill Emus.
@jannekeriksen2861
@jannekeriksen2861 6 лет назад
well two men with lewis guns, 10000 bullets and a commanding officer, killing around a 1000 birds, i would't call that a few, if anything the two guys with the guns must have a amazing K/D.
@robhenry7896
@robhenry7896 6 лет назад
Imagine being the soldier who had to report he failed at killing a few birds.
@ziggy8253
@ziggy8253 6 лет назад
You mean “hawkward”.
@unacittabizzarraechiassosa4143
Well in their defence there was *a lot* of Emus.
@TruthNerds
@TruthNerds 4 года назад
That war ruffled some feathers I hear…
@advaitkamatha_4438
@advaitkamatha_4438 Год назад
"Ok, it looks like the humans are coming for us but I have an amazing plan here see if you can follow me" "When they approach..... we run away" "Sir........ You're a genius"
@Fumblerful
@Fumblerful 6 лет назад
We have not forgotten, we veterans of the emu war. The flashbacks grip us at night. The smell of sulfur and burning grain, the sting of a claw, the endless cackling. The horrors never leave me or other veterans of the Great Emu War.
@Fumblerful
@Fumblerful 6 лет назад
Panzer Commander The official story is not what really happened. There thousands of us. It was a blood bath.
@bigslurpee2078
@bigslurpee2078 6 лет назад
Panzer Commander YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE! THEY HID INSIDE OF OUR AMMO TRUCKS! EVERYTHING BURNED!
@HookLine48
@HookLine48 6 лет назад
You wouldn’t understand man, you weren’t there!
@badgaming538
@badgaming538 6 лет назад
Yeah I died
@flyingninja1234
@flyingninja1234 6 лет назад
Fumblerful - Emus the scourge of Australia! Vicious bloodthirsty creatures!
@thestupidgamerz5352
@thestupidgamerz5352 6 лет назад
Soldier 1:"H-h-help....we're being over run..." Soldier 2: "Tom, the MG jammed..." Soldier 1:"Oh, G-God no!" Soldier 1 & 2: "*AGHHH!!!*" *Static*
@voldo18
@voldo18 6 лет назад
The Stupid GamerZ I thought Halo Reach right there when the covenant Corvette is attacking Oni Sword Base
@raikkonen3386
@raikkonen3386 6 лет назад
I miss ton *sigh* what a brave warrior
@ants7279
@ants7279 6 лет назад
Was that From Aliens???
@patimationstudios
@patimationstudios 3 года назад
0:44 Oh my, look at all this wheat that just so happens to be growing here in large quantities Hey guys! Get a load of this
@RxijinZxy
@RxijinZxy 2 года назад
underrated comment
@cgt3704
@cgt3704 2 года назад
Rabbit: Oh, my, look at this big hole in the fence. Hey guys ! Get a load of this .
@salilsharma1
@salilsharma1 2 года назад
Yoy should cover this war again, this time from the EMU perspective. It'll be an inspiring tale of a few savage unarmed emus standing up against a mighty Australian empire.
@ricardomendes3450
@ricardomendes3450 6 лет назад
Australia's Vietnam...
@rockgod6180
@rockgod6180 6 лет назад
ricardo mendes Are you kidding? This was way worse than Vietnam
@comm___4871
@comm___4871 6 лет назад
Except we won veatnam strategically. A month after we pulled out the north attacked again and we decided not to do anything
@michaelrivera2212
@michaelrivera2212 6 лет назад
tis but a joke my friend
@richardtrickydicknixon173
@richardtrickydicknixon173 6 лет назад
But Australia fought in Vietnam too.
@bob2xx521
@bob2xx521 6 лет назад
They were in the crops man!!!
@darthtyrannus3163
@darthtyrannus3163 6 лет назад
When I saw this video in my recommended, I thought it was a fictional, comedic story. Then you mentioned Australia, and I knew it was probably true.
@Chino56751
@Chino56751 6 лет назад
Psycial world or not
@olliemakesvideos125
@olliemakesvideos125 6 лет назад
I’m Australian and I’m not even pissed, it’s too true.
@majorlui
@majorlui 6 лет назад
Could have said it was in Florida and I would have believed it
@generalgrievous2033
@generalgrievous2033 6 лет назад
I dunno
@dylanwight5764
@dylanwight5764 6 лет назад
Technically, this is the only official war that Australia has ever lost.
@norbertfleck812
@norbertfleck812 3 года назад
Here in Germany we have got Nandus (grey, one size smaller than Emus) which escaped from a farm and now became residential as an invasive species. Normal hunters hardly have got a chance against them, as you only see their small heads which are near to impossible to hit with a single shot. And so they keep spreading ...
@galil_6863
@galil_6863 3 года назад
1:27 Let's appreciate the fact that Simple History put the accurate sound of a real Lewis machinegun. That's nice attention to detail ☺️
@sgm3488
@sgm3488 6 лет назад
2:38 Wow, that Emu sacrificed itself to let his fellows escape. That is what I call a real war hero.
@momololo3223
@momololo3223 6 лет назад
Medal of honour, blue ribbon moment right there.
@WhyIs.ThisHere
@WhyIs.ThisHere 6 лет назад
Purple heart and medal of bravery.
@momololo3223
@momololo3223 6 лет назад
Witness me!!!
@theworldoverheavan560
@theworldoverheavan560 6 лет назад
SGM *MAY HE REST IN PEACE*
@arne8802
@arne8802 6 лет назад
SGM He should have got the Iron Cross!
@mr.brand800
@mr.brand800 6 лет назад
Dang, these Emu’s could have survived D-day in WW2.. Especially Omaha Beach..
@ragheedbahnam8055
@ragheedbahnam8055 5 лет назад
Actually the emus wouldnt be able to dodge a mg42 because its 1200 RPM fire rate
@bravomike4734
@bravomike4734 5 лет назад
Yeah but they'd be effective in spreading panic and could be used as a bullet sponge. Only if the aussies could've caught a whole flock of emus then deployed to Normandy. Imagine how many lives would've been saved in D-Day.
@rolandramos6926
@rolandramos6926 5 лет назад
use them as bait
@totallyaploy1824
@totallyaploy1824 5 лет назад
@Pierce Seeto woooosh
@DTHW115
@DTHW115 5 лет назад
@@ragheedbahnam8055 *1500
@bluiedaniel2739
@bluiedaniel2739 3 года назад
When they come, we run...away. Sir You're a genius
@PhilWood82
@PhilWood82 4 года назад
3:33 The code name for the operation was "Why didn't I think of that sooner?"
@zilakami708
@zilakami708 6 лет назад
War...war never changes.
@nelsoncastellanos5992
@nelsoncastellanos5992 5 лет назад
Using V.a.t.s againts the emus
@sunnyboi2371
@sunnyboi2371 6 лет назад
The horrible war crimes committed by those emus
@muysli.y1855
@muysli.y1855 6 лет назад
sunny boi Emus do genezoid to aussi but they denie today.
@eduardomedina9849
@eduardomedina9849 6 лет назад
Rip Brave Australian's
@Michael-pi5rp
@Michael-pi5rp 5 лет назад
This makes me emutional
@sunnyboi2371
@sunnyboi2371 5 лет назад
@@Michael-pi5rp yes don't we all
@user-ek9wp5fn9w
@user-ek9wp5fn9w 5 лет назад
True, they did destroy the Australian’s only form o survival and build ness which is farming so we HAVE TO TAKE ALL EMUS PRISONERS
@MustacheCashStash125
@MustacheCashStash125 2 года назад
Hopefully in 20 years, Simple History does a video about the “war” between Colombia and Pablo Escobar’s hippos.
@Lankythepyro
@Lankythepyro 3 года назад
I never realised previously the farmers were ex-soldiers and specifically asked for military help, which brings a small degree of sense to an absurd story.
@beyondbackwater4933
@beyondbackwater4933 6 лет назад
1:35 pixar level animation.
@seboy5483
@seboy5483 5 лет назад
LOL! NO!
@ajax7699
@ajax7699 5 лет назад
Ok
@zuko1569
@zuko1569 6 лет назад
This needs to be a game lmao
@chrisca
@chrisca 6 лет назад
Much like Dino D-Day xD
@ketz8102
@ketz8102 6 лет назад
Zuzu we lose that game every time lol
@someperson2703
@someperson2703 6 лет назад
Yeah lol
@ga8968
@ga8968 6 лет назад
Battlefield E
@oxi8546
@oxi8546 6 лет назад
Battlefield E would be much better than the new one
@thelavalampemporium7967
@thelavalampemporium7967 2 года назад
3:00 this dude straight up thinking about weaponizing emus
@maybedani1372
@maybedani1372 3 года назад
Old Emu : Hold My Beer Now Emu : Why We Not Like Old Emu?
@cartermiller853
@cartermiller853 6 лет назад
The fact the commander recognized the tactics the emus could use is saying something.
@leonidezdionisio9915
@leonidezdionisio9915 6 лет назад
gotta always have a counter tactic against an intelligent opponent
@tristanbackup2536
@tristanbackup2536 5 лет назад
If only we used them as diversions, strap bombs to them or learn to ride them & be used as shocktroopers of sorts.
@andregurkenstein9192
@andregurkenstein9192 6 лет назад
*A war that changed the world forever*
@CapitalTeeth
@CapitalTeeth 4 года назад
1:30 *_You dare underestimate me, mortal?_*
@HNUmaker
@HNUmaker 4 года назад
“The Winter War was the most pointless war in history.” Emus: Hold my beer.
@hugo511
@hugo511 6 лет назад
If we can’t beat flightless birds, how are we going to fight the aliens?
@murphyslaw8984
@murphyslaw8984 6 лет назад
Craigslist Assassin ah NUKE them
@jacksonpettit9423
@jacksonpettit9423 6 лет назад
Nuke them from orbit once we have the space corps up and running
@d.o.p.echart9483
@d.o.p.echart9483 6 лет назад
"It's the only way to be sure".
@et496
@et496 6 лет назад
Get their oil once they land while there gone and if they retreat they'll have to surrender
@hugo511
@hugo511 6 лет назад
It's us. wat?
@loveshank1511
@loveshank1511 6 лет назад
The exact reason that the emus won was because they were sponsored by ExpressVPN!
@tobiaszczarnota7879
@tobiaszczarnota7879 4 года назад
0:01 Talking Emu
@adamraffael8950
@adamraffael8950 2 года назад
Lol
@thatonecanadian86
@thatonecanadian86 2 года назад
Animals countries are scared of: Canada: Geese Japan: Crocs Australia!: *Emus*
@hfar_in_the_sky
@hfar_in_the_sky 5 лет назад
Australian/British Farmer: "Damn it! I survived Passchendaele! I survived hails of bullets and artillery fire! I nearly had my leg blown off! I earned this f***ing land! I will not be mocked by a bloody bird!" Emu: *Bwak!*
@موسى_7
@موسى_7 4 года назад
Mocked by a bloody bird? What about mockingbird?
@Lupinthe3rd.
@Lupinthe3rd. 4 года назад
@@موسى_7 He needs to kill a mockingbird
@genericname8727
@genericname8727 4 года назад
KingDT2007, but how?
@user-jj8iu9lu6j
@user-jj8iu9lu6j 4 года назад
Farmer: Nooo I earned this fucking land through war and death and fucking Passchendaele You can't just take my land Emus: Haha emu go BWAK BWAK
@whereisthelambsauce3908
@whereisthelambsauce3908 5 лет назад
One of those solidiers is telling his Grandson about this war. Grandson: Cool grandpa But where are your medalls for winning? Grandpa: *Coughing and looking around nervously*
@jejeakle
@jejeakle 4 года назад
Pika Pika they’re on the emus
@joelrimmeree8047
@joelrimmeree8047 4 года назад
CEO of medalls
@ryunn._
@ryunn._ 3 года назад
Emu Fur Carpet
@Leopez02
@Leopez02 2 года назад
You have 666 likes
@whereisthelambsauce3908
@whereisthelambsauce3908 2 года назад
@@Leopez02 very nice 👍
@wantedwario2621
@wantedwario2621 3 года назад
This video instantly made this my favorite channel
@panzerboidasixth6892
@panzerboidasixth6892 3 года назад
"I fear no enemy..but that..thing.." *"It scares me"*
@the_mad_bear3683
@the_mad_bear3683 6 лет назад
1:33 Damn lagg
@xvoidproii2684
@xvoidproii2684 6 лет назад
The_Mad_Bear 1096 Hahahahahaha
@theanglo-lithuanian1768
@theanglo-lithuanian1768 6 лет назад
Lol
@sagevaldez5743
@sagevaldez5743 6 лет назад
The_Mad_Bear 1096 the emus are using lag switches
@Aztlan632
@Aztlan632 6 лет назад
Underrated comment😂😂😂😂😂
@rosaria8384
@rosaria8384 6 лет назад
Ping is 300 ms that hitmarkers are non existent
@JustinY.
@JustinY. 6 лет назад
Emus are too OP pls nerf mods
@benjamindover67
@benjamindover67 6 лет назад
Justin Y. One like, WHAT!!!!!
@darcybobrick5724
@darcybobrick5724 6 лет назад
Justin y with 6 likes?
@delta2706
@delta2706 6 лет назад
Justin Y. how much free time do you have lol
@puresomenessd2146
@puresomenessd2146 6 лет назад
No u need to be nerfed
@ahab5735
@ahab5735 6 лет назад
Justin Y. It's you
@lel3450
@lel3450 4 года назад
I was a bit scared I thought I got Mandela effected into another dimension where humans had war with birds that carried guns.
@johnchan8089
@johnchan8089 4 года назад
That ending looks legit.
@captainghostlyranger
@captainghostlyranger 6 лет назад
Rise of Planet Of Emu Dawn of Planet Of Emu War Of Planet Of Emu
@Dannybythebanana
@Dannybythebanana 6 лет назад
Captain Ghostly Ranger Rise of The Planet of The Emu Dawn of The Planet of The Emu War of The Planet of The Emu
@shaqmalakhy9428
@shaqmalakhy9428 6 лет назад
Captain Ghostly Ranger i commented this just a few minutes ago lol
@ants7279
@ants7279 6 лет назад
Captain Ghostly Ranger I am still waiting for the second Country War Emu 2
@noahd924
@noahd924 6 лет назад
Captain Ghostly Ranger good idea but mankind would all be dead by the of theirs movie so the other 2 would be boring
@dairerowland5115
@dairerowland5115 6 лет назад
Take your stinking feathers off me, You damn dirty EMU!
@seano_4319
@seano_4319 5 лет назад
America: Vietnam was rough.... Australia: That isn't a war. this is a war!
@Robloxiewood
@Robloxiewood 4 года назад
Crocodile Dundee!
@lenini056
@lenini056 4 года назад
Giant irony: Australia actually fought in the Vietnam War.
@samuelademeso9041
@samuelademeso9041 4 года назад
@@lenini056 but America never fought the emu wars
@yetkieuz
@yetkieuz 4 года назад
Lenin Luna yes, true, and?
@electricfrostfire
@electricfrostfire 4 года назад
@@yetkieuz I think they're saying that the Australians speak from experience but I'm not them so dunno
@tambow13
@tambow13 Год назад
1000 emus and only 10 died from an ambush??? Thats a 99% survival rate!
@ryansmith1044
@ryansmith1044 3 года назад
"Think of the benefits! It'll be good target practice for our boys, the government can show it took action, and I can get a nice new feather hat! *gasps* D-Did I say feather hats? I meant I want to-gether chat. With you. About getting you all new feather hats! *gasps* D-Did I say feather hats? I meant I want to wage terror at. These emus. And turn them all into feather hats! *gasps* Dammit!"
@lordtachanka1794
@lordtachanka1794 5 лет назад
When you don't use aim assist
@AlexMartinez-ni2ce
@AlexMartinez-ni2ce 5 лет назад
PC players be like:
@Greenierw
@Greenierw 5 лет назад
Because it costs 3.99$
@SHADOW_F_A_X
@SHADOW_F_A_X 5 лет назад
It’s banned in Australia.
@thewhitestallion7824
@thewhitestallion7824 5 лет назад
Reality hits when you're playing console
@jackzter049
@jackzter049 5 лет назад
@@Greenierw from what damn
@lifesimulator3964
@lifesimulator3964 6 лет назад
Before: Protect the emus! Then: Kill the emus! Now: Protect the emus again! (But it's secretly bcuz we can't win against them)
@jacksonpettit9423
@jacksonpettit9423 6 лет назад
That could be the reason why Australia is a dessert specifically because The EMUs won the war versing the Environment.
@twistedyogert
@twistedyogert 4 года назад
3:38 Couldn't this lead to Emu-Hitler?
@EthansPassions
@EthansPassions 4 года назад
THE EMUS ARE IN THE TREES THE TREES ARE SPEAKING EMU
@alexandersantos9216
@alexandersantos9216 5 лет назад
Emu leader: when they approach we run Emu soldier:sir you are genius.
@SirSixStrings
@SirSixStrings 4 года назад
I dont want to be that guy... But that is a direct quote from oversimplified's video on the same topic
@MrLrebelo1
@MrLrebelo1 4 года назад
Your Average Dude yeah this is
@thirdinternationaltheory
@thirdinternationaltheory 6 лет назад
Who would win? The Australian army Or A couple of feathery Bois?
@mitchellhardman3558
@mitchellhardman3558 6 лет назад
Skin cancer
@Tirana-qg1ft
@Tirana-qg1ft 6 лет назад
Two men vs a whole species, you dumb American. Maybe try and destroy every Mcdonalds in your country, oh no! That's impossible! There's too many of them!
@thirdinternationaltheory
@thirdinternationaltheory 6 лет назад
I’m not even American tho :/
@rob-locks2909
@rob-locks2909 6 лет назад
ayyyyy
@kingkatyusha2424
@kingkatyusha2424 6 лет назад
The Cancer Of The Internet hear we go more annoying memesters
@SCP-Site-326
@SCP-Site-326 Год назад
Belligerents: Australia vs. Emu Generals: General Oi mate vs. General pock pock Deaths: Australia: 789, Emu: 4
@Paige0_0
@Paige0_0 Год назад
This war randomly popped up in my mind and I had to watch a video on what in the world resulted in an “Emu War” 😂 thanks for the very informative video!
@stavka4996
@stavka4996 6 лет назад
You forgot the part where the farmers would breed the Emu and turn them in for the bounty, so they shut that down quickly.
@hisexcellencypresidentofre4118
🤣😂🤣😂 those bastards..loool
@jpjp6077
@jpjp6077 4 года назад
A member of The Australian Parliament suggested that since the emus were so sucessful in their battles that they should be given medals
@matthew_natividad
@matthew_natividad 2 года назад
Now that is defeat
@potatoman4567
@potatoman4567 4 года назад
Imagine just walking around and then seeing soldiers and emu’s in an all out war
@TheMrExemplar
@TheMrExemplar 2 года назад
Losing to some birds seems imaginable and I would have never believed that the Australians lost
@user-Jay178
@user-Jay178 6 лет назад
I have been waiting for this and the fact they lost is priceless. Lol
@dukenukem4447
@dukenukem4447 6 лет назад
There was a culling of a pest, not a war.
@Nickname-hier-einfuegen
@Nickname-hier-einfuegen 6 лет назад
I know this has become a meme, but seriously: It wasn't an actual war and it wasn't lost. They tried to get rid of vermin. The first attempt failed, the second succeeded. The only odd thing about this isn't the failure of the two machine gunners, it's that they actually tried to solve this with just two machine guns and one truck.
@drewdurnilisdaddy6075
@drewdurnilisdaddy6075 6 лет назад
Duke Nukem it was a war
@prestonjones1653
@prestonjones1653 6 лет назад
Duke Nukem And the pests still won.
@prestonjones1653
@prestonjones1653 6 лет назад
Duke Nukem And the pests still won.
@mockz2327
@mockz2327 6 лет назад
Emu war > Vietnam war
@finnishguy4002
@finnishguy4002 6 лет назад
Hai Hai Kazuma desu gonna steal your pantsu :\ no
@theworldoverheavan560
@theworldoverheavan560 6 лет назад
Hai Hai Kazuma desu gonna steal your pantsu lol
@willm687
@willm687 6 лет назад
australia lost both ooof
@mockz2327
@mockz2327 6 лет назад
Hoàng Nguyên and so did the great emu warriors fought against Aussies.
@homersimpson6585
@homersimpson6585 6 лет назад
Hai Hai Kazuma desu gonna steal your pantsu Emu war > World war 2
@harikrishnanchandramohan4209
@harikrishnanchandramohan4209 7 месяцев назад
Australians: We are 6 time WC champions Australian Animals: Don't listen to them mate. They loose to us all the time.
@Brumbieman
@Brumbieman 2 года назад
lol " 2:30 - 'Emu Kamikaze operations begin'
@goodcomedyclips2519
@goodcomedyclips2519 5 лет назад
The most inspirational speech during this war was this : The Emu Commander : "Bwaaa Bwak Bwak Bwak Bwak. Bwak Bwak Bwaaa Bwak Bwak. Bwaaa" The Emu Soldiers : "Bwaaaaa"
@smooth585
@smooth585 3 года назад
Very inspirational!!
@toasterhavingabath6980
@toasterhavingabath6980 3 года назад
Bwaaaaaaa
@toasterhavingabath6980
@toasterhavingabath6980 3 года назад
@JohnShepherd117
@JohnShepherd117 3 года назад
English translation The enemy think themselves superior because they were funny hats we will show them that no gun can beat the emu empire we will take Australia then New Zealand then will beat the nazis and make these hairless mammals bow down to us all hail the emu empire!!!!!
@tidepod10yearsago97
@tidepod10yearsago97 3 года назад
10/10 speech
@Th3Shrike
@Th3Shrike 6 лет назад
Birds OP, God please nerf
@KrisGra
@KrisGra 6 лет назад
Kun Feng lol nice
@MrMogi-zg2ud
@MrMogi-zg2ud 6 лет назад
Amen.
@fan9775
@fan9775 6 лет назад
Kun Feng ...aaaaaaaaand the Australians got nerfed...da fuq!
@harv5425
@harv5425 6 лет назад
Kun Feng those fly less birds
@loveshank1511
@loveshank1511 6 лет назад
Hotfix 1932: >"Emu" is now officially classified as "Vermin." Hopefully this will help with their rising population.
@tommyshelby2250
@tommyshelby2250 3 года назад
I love how he drew an emu with a pistol and helmet.
@VenomApollyon
@VenomApollyon 4 года назад
This was the most important wars in all of history
@baroncaledon5940
@baroncaledon5940 6 лет назад
*war never changes*
@trevorbolena4202
@trevorbolena4202 6 лет назад
Make this a battlefeild 1 gamemode
@bigbrowntau
@bigbrowntau 6 лет назад
When the Black Hawk helicopter was first being deployed in Australia, crews had to be trained to not fly too low over kangaroos, as they scatter and warn the enemy. When they were building the flight simulator, they decided to just re-skin light infantry as kangaroos. Helicopter approaches, "kangaroos" scatter...perfect. The following year, a bunch of USMC helicopter crew are preparing for coming to Australia. Into the simulator they go...one flies a bit low, so the kangaroos scatter...only to launch Stinger missiles 30 seconds later! (They'd forgotten to disarm the re-skinned infantry)
@fulcrum2951
@fulcrum2951 6 лет назад
Unwinnable
@WhyIs.ThisHere
@WhyIs.ThisHere 6 лет назад
Dalton Chew i mean for god sakes those kangaroos had stinger missile launchers. Im sure there were casualties in the emu war on the human side. A few emus got a hold of 1911s and killed some Australians
@king_ayce_2732
@king_ayce_2732 3 года назад
Oh,so that's why it was very very rare My great grandpa in Australia when WW1 was finished and Emu Chickens came : *Its free real eggs*
@redyyz4489
@redyyz4489 4 года назад
Emus: hahaha the military couldn’t stop us hahahah Bounty: time to kill some birds Emus: oh no....
@GenericName23
@GenericName23 6 лет назад
emu forgoten nation of Australia and oil
@samsunguser3148
@samsunguser3148 6 лет назад
Forgotten
@marcusyoung2870
@marcusyoung2870 6 лет назад
Canadian empire The Emus have oil you say................. *Star-Spangled Banner intensifies*
@markperacullo7541
@markperacullo7541 6 лет назад
did somebody discover OIL in AUSTRALIA? (*the U.S. army wants to know your location*)
@arturdent5168
@arturdent5168 6 лет назад
mark peracullo you mean you're asking for a friend lol
@HarrisonCSmith
@HarrisonCSmith 6 лет назад
Burgers inbound
@jorislaanen4143
@jorislaanen4143 5 лет назад
All we need is call of duty emu war
@hawkeye5955
@hawkeye5955 5 лет назад
Ramirez! Take out that helicopter with this emu!
@radjadawamindra697
@radjadawamindra697 4 года назад
I'll buy that, even with all of the microtransactions.
@EagleEye-rw5pn
@EagleEye-rw5pn 4 года назад
Battlefield 6:Emu War
@RichieGonzales_28
@RichieGonzales_28 4 года назад
I can’t even aim so how do you think that will work
@dontreadmyaboutpage6857
@dontreadmyaboutpage6857 4 года назад
peta would start a petition
@Mirokuofnite
@Mirokuofnite 4 года назад
The British would later go on to 'test' two nukes at Emu Field Australia.
@Koala1203
@Koala1203 4 года назад
Emu's Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
@noc7869
@noc7869 3 года назад
When the Emu started speaking i screamed
@HappiKarafuru
@HappiKarafuru 6 лет назад
One must sacrifice for the thousand. That emu deserve a medal. 2:37
@nakoamechi
@nakoamechi 6 лет назад
War.. war has changed.
@westerncentristrants525
@westerncentristrants525 4 года назад
Please do a video on the Battle of the St Lawrence
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