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Cybernator is the kind of movie we live for around here. Rough effects, inexplicable scenes, and weird nipples abound in this cyborg cheese fest. It's a sight to behold.
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@stonecoldku4161 Год назад

"We have no secrets with this woman." We know her better than her gynecologist at this point.

@JasonBrant Год назад

There were some interesting shots during her dance scene.

@turdferguson7264 Год назад

It should be a legal requirement that William Smith appear in every movie that's made.

@Blakblooded Год назад

I hear he does his own fight scenes but his punches look more like slaps... oops, wrong Smith 😅

@JasonBrant Год назад

Totally agree!

@Vaporvice84 Год назад

Bill/William Smith was super jacked when he was a young man back in the 40's and 50's. Dude brought muscles to movies long before Arnold and Sly did. I think he lived to be like 90 too.

@MrDman21 Год назад

It's a shame Cameron Mitchell wasn't in this.

@Blakblooded Год назад

@@MrDman21 Definitely. All B movies should have had an irascible cop character for Cameron to play

@WiHuThRi Год назад

thank you for using Dave's "HURRR!" face for censors xD an added layer of enjoyment!

@JasonBrant Год назад

Glad you liked it!

@csmadisun Год назад

The guy with the tubes in his head is actually a martial arts expert. You wouldn't know it from this film though!

@JasonBrant Год назад

I had a feeling, because he had a few impressive kicks.

@jrlaps521 Год назад

@@JasonBrant you all need to watch The Divine Enforcer. It’s got the same guy with the tubes in his head playing a freaking vigilante priest who cleans up the streets, plus it’s got Jan Michael Vincent, Erik Estrada, and Robert Z’Dar in it

@tylerlucas3752 Год назад

William Smith was such a legend. He was Wilson in Any Which Way You Can with Clint Eastwood where the two had an epic fight. He was Arnold’s dad in Conan the Barbarian. He was also the Russian Colonel in Red Dawn, where he spoke Russian the entire film. Not to mention all the “so bad it’s good movies” that he also did. The man was amazing… no matter how good or bad the film, you knew he’d be fun to watch.

@nightlordAL Год назад

Thank you. I thought it was him

@tigrecito48 Год назад

19:24 i thought i recognised that dude from somewhere although i havent seen those movies for like 20+ years

@JasonBrant Год назад

Love that guy.

@andyburk8771 Год назад

Wow! This one was just insane. Who knew duct tape and aquarium tubing could make such incredible make-up effects.

@JasonBrant Год назад

haha!

@quintonchristie7149 Год назад

William Emmett Smith (March 24, 1933 - July 5, 2021) was an American actor. In a Hollywood career spanning more than 79 years, he appeared in almost three hundred feature films and television productions in a wide variety of character roles, accumulating over 980 total credits, with his best known role being the menacing Anthony Falconetti in the 1970s television mini-series Rich Man, Poor Man. Us old folks loved to hate him.

@JustinJTime Год назад

I actually loved him in Red Dawn as the crazy, yelling Russian general.

@JasonBrant Год назад

He's a legend.

@justinamenta7241 3 месяца назад

Don't forget "Any Which Way you Can" with Clint Eastwood!

@newarchillabog9403 Год назад

Dave's face of utter confusion could not be more appropriate.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Dave?

@akuma6446 Год назад

You know Jason is a professional and all business when he critiques the timing of seeing Bewbs.

@mot13ymotley55 Год назад

He's sat next to his wife🤔

@JasonBrant Год назад

It's important to get the bewb shots timed correctly.

@nobbynoris Год назад

BIWBZ!!!

@megatronjenkins2473 Год назад

@@mot13ymotley55 and she's a professional. Duh, lol!

@dylanpiazza6358 Год назад

@@mot13ymotley55 who is clearly not as insecure as most people lol. They have a relationship to aspire too

@XombieLejon66 Год назад

The weird monkey sounds followed by the horrified looks on Brian and Erin is priceless.

@TeksonikAudio Год назад

There is nothing sadder than the end of a SBIG episode. I'm left to watch wonderfully bad movies all by myself, covered in Cheetos dust and shame. See you on Thursday.

@franciscobrisolladeoliveir9596 Год назад

Cybernator is a good example of movies that are somewhat high concept but have the budget of 2 happy meals. I legit think that the crew tried their hardest to make the best science fiction movie they could with a shoestring budget

@ptonpc Год назад

It reminds me a bit of the Pandora Machine studio. They tried to make decent films with the budget of whatever they could find down the back of a sofa.

@JasonBrant Год назад

That's what makes it a perfect fit for us.

@Frothenbath1 Год назад

Always great to see William "Five Packs of Cigarettes and Three Bottles of Whiskey per Day" Smith in another timeless classic!

@JasonBrant Год назад

Dude is a legend.

@TopiT23 Год назад

one thing you have to admit, they did realllly good job with that 84 bucks

@JasonBrant Год назад

They did a job.

@William-Morey-Baker Год назад

@@JasonBrant definitely, one of the jobs of all time...

@fatcat3211 Год назад

I still can't believe William Smith accepted a role in this one, even if they gave him the entire $84.

@Akkatlah Год назад

😂

@goodpplz123 Год назад

Wow the 300 lb belly dancer. That’s so modern and futuristic. They are goddamn prognosticators of the highest order. This movie is amazing.

@mot13ymotley55 Год назад

Al bundy has entered the chat😱

@megatronjenkins2473 Год назад

🎵🎶No, Ma'am!🎶🎵

@JasonBrant Год назад

I still don't understand why there was a belly dancer in an alley.

@ghostface5588 Год назад

@@JasonBrant I agree but at least it wasn't Steven segal in the alley

@jackflash8218 Год назад

@@JasonBrant Or an electrified fence! 😂

@meahoohenehene Год назад

The Brant : "oh William Smith!" The Erin : "Whose that?!" the guy who slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars when his mom's mad at him.😁

@meahoohenehene Год назад

if he reads that imma get a "keep my moms name out your f&%king mouth!" reply

@JasonBrant Год назад

🤣

@rpcheesman Год назад

"You should write books" - sharp and subtle for Erin. I also lost it at I.V. Head for some reason.

@doctorthirteen1700 Год назад

Her comment about the cyborgs having to drive 😆

@tattoodfreeek Год назад

"She's 80% leg........" best line ever 🤣🤣

@stonecoldku4161 Год назад

"She seems totally fine with banging the dead cyborg guy." She's probably relieved that they don't have to get a new bed. While they were banging it was him that was squeaking. He just needs an oil change.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Fair enough.

@BlazingOwnager Год назад

I would bank money they were inspired by the Westwood Blade Runner game too. The main character totally looks like he's cosplaying Ray McCoy, the main character.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Westwood Blade Runner game?

@doctorthirteen1700 Год назад

The one cyborg dude looks legitimately like one of those twins from the second Matrix movie.

@megatronjenkins2473 Год назад

7am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, let's do this!!!! Yet another movie I've not heard of, I'm in!!!

@DansBuddhaBodega Год назад

Same here. Got kona in my mug, and cured sugar in the puffco. Maybe check out the channel.

@JasonBrant Год назад

It's a wild one.

@tigrecito48 Год назад

hey Jason, you should write a new futuristic terminator style movie called LARDINATORS - "In a world taken over by tubby cyborgs, one chubby funster needs to save his local burger bar"

@Dystopia1111 Год назад

Side note : 'Claptrap' is the name of your companion exposition-bot in the 'Borderlands' video games.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Ahh, nice.

@TeksonikAudio Год назад

I recognize the Colonel as one of the cops that gets killed in Samurai Cop and perhaps from another Amir Shervan masterpiece Killing American Style. EDIT: I see you recognized him too. I'm still in the middle of the episode.

@Martin951XX Год назад

What a way to wake up on Sunday!!! Another fabulous video from one of my favorite RU-vid channels. Thank you for making this time change a bit more bearable. Thanks & happy Sunday boss. 👍🏼👍🏼

@JasonBrant Год назад

Thanks so much!

@supersaiyanbino Год назад

This movie, Wish version of Blade, the Wish version of Rambo is why I love low budget movies, and why I love this channel!!

@dansmith1518 9 дней назад

I lived 2 doors down from Robert Rundle, and because I am an illustrator, I helped design the props in the movie. Knowing the budget was $ and not $$, I used the concept of thrift store item repurposing. Working on a low budget movie is an experience that is not easily forgotten...

@randomhero523 Год назад

Feels like a redletter media playlist you are going off, approved

@pathatfield2543 Год назад

You know Pinhead,now you know tubehead,but do you know Plughead?Watch Circuitry Man to find out.Also,Plughead is played by an actor I’m pretty sure you’ll recognize,and there is also a Circuitry Man Two:Plughead Rewired.Please enjoy.

@carldzoga1348 Год назад

14:08 'DID YOU SEE ANYTHING'? 'No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again'! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JasonBrant Год назад

Nice!

@jasonpatterson8091 8 месяцев назад

William Smith was Conan's dad - it's a 30 second role, but that's where I remember him from best.

@stephen70edwards 4 месяца назад

This movie was so over the top that you could even see over the top of the set

@Samurai_Stoner 7 месяцев назад

Finally, a movie that answers the age old question, "what if pinhead was a Foley catheter?"

@ExUSSailor Год назад

I believe Trap Jaw was the He-Man character he was thinking of.

@JasonBrant Год назад

That's it.

@jimk2364 Год назад

William Smith is awesome, haha! Back in the day he was in westerns, and maybe his biggest role was in Any Which way you Can. He was always an in shape badass, and I like him for that.

@troywalkertheprogressivean8433 Год назад

William Smith was in "Any Which Way You Can" with Clint Eastwood, the sequel to "Every Which Way But Loose".

@JasonBrant Год назад

Yup.

@chadstack2539 Год назад

Holy Hell!! The scene where the “detective” gets shot in the alley was awesome! The guys is too injured to get his jacket all the way on but comes around that corner shooting T.J. Hooker style!! Adrenaline must have taken control at that point.

@FlyboyHelosim Год назад

Jason: "Why is there a 300lb belly dancer?" 🤔 Me: "Why not?" 😜

@tornadot2025 Год назад

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "How hard can it be to find a guy riding around in LA with tubes sticking out of his head?" Also, that censorship sound from Dave makes me fall over laughing every time! This is exactly why I look forward to SBIG every week, lol!

@David-uh3wg Год назад

In Erin's defense re: Egon...I think she confused his name with 'Venkman,' then conflated that with the guy from Beakman's World, who, to be fair, also had a lot of hair...

@JasonBrant Год назад

You're right - she was thinking of Beakman's World. She said it during the full-length review.

@EmlynBoyle Год назад

For Hellraiser, it's Pinhead. For this movie, it's Pipehead.

@porkflaps4717 Год назад

Aka Crackhead

@JasonBrant Год назад

haha

@supersaiyanbino Год назад

Jason: why is there a 300 lb belly dancer?!? Me: Dammit, Jason!! Don't question it!! Just let me have this moment....

@jesterboykins2899 Год назад

“Plug the clamps in” lmao Love it. 😂

@Detroitspider Год назад

Had to have watched that smoke rock part with Brian jaw twitches about 20 times 😭😭😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️

@briancoulombe4517 Год назад

The main characters hair is hilarious

@JasonBrant Год назад

It's really something.

@rokasrerroca7399 Год назад

@11:11 This guy specifically asked his hairstylist for the "Grieco" (AKA Detective Dennis Booker). What am I talking about, there's no budget for that; he does his own hair. 🤣

@StevenKleinfelter Год назад

I just watched Savage Beach Friday night. It's the same 2 women in Hard Ticket to Hawaii, in the same location as HTTH and the same uniforms. Not as good as Hard Ticket, but still pretty good. It also involves the line "Let's finish these guys off with our hands."

@nightlordAL Год назад

😲😊

@JasonBrant Год назад

That's a great line 🤣

@StevenKleinfelter Год назад

@@JasonBrant Spoken by other guys, by the way.

@melvert33 Год назад

That military cigar smoking guy in the fake office was also a cop in Samurai Cop, 1991 was a great year for him!

@IowerthLord Месяц назад

Great review. You guys should check out "Nexus," aka "Nexus 2.431" (don't know the significance of the numbers). Cardboard armor and shields, people walking around with various amounts of dried Jello on their face, paper towels rolled into tentacles, More people and more dry Jello, a Pez dispenser for the loading platform of a spaceship, yet more people with dried Jello stuck to their faces, a clone of Simon Cowell, 5th grade volcano science projects, a sort of sequence sequel to the 1984 Macintosh commercial by Ridley Scott...did I mention Jello? J.P. Simon wrote the screenplay, that should speak volumes.

@TheArcticSaint4747 Год назад

So, this series always sends me into an IMDB session afterwards. The girl that played the girlfriend, Christine Peralta, was also in a movie called Warrior Princess. Her character was named….Bulemia…. I hope that’s on the list to be watched.

@William-Morey-Baker Год назад

god damn... just straight up Bulemia?

@jazzyb4656 Год назад

She's really into her plastic surgery now. Look her up.

@DieselMcBadass1 Год назад

"where did he come from?" We have learned that off camera is a great hiding spot

@brianp-c1609 Год назад

You guys make me want to crack a beer every time you watch one of these, and I love it. Thank you.

@grendelum Год назад

_”i am the cybernator, a/s/l?”_

@megatronjenkins2473 Год назад

Ahhhh, Yahoo! Chat, how I miss you, lol!

@markmathisen3908 Год назад

In every filmmaking aspect possible, incompetence- Thy name is: Cybernator! 😳

@Subjectivity13 Год назад

I don't know what possesses people to try to do so much with so little. Those actors deserve a ton of credit for taking their roles seriously in those silly outfits. Tube Head screaming as he flailed his little squirting tubes around looked like Oscar material. That poor man.

@ptonpc Год назад

I remember this! I thought I had wiped it from my memory but you've dredged it back up. Curse you! :P The sad thing is there are one or two actors who actually seemed to be okay but they were drowned out by the bad ones. The directing was... interesting... as in the Chinese curse.

@rosalynredwood4542 Год назад

1:23 living for the GLORIOUS expressions on you Three's faces 😂🤌✨

@JasonBrant Год назад

haha

@infinitemisery5005 Год назад

"Grab some tubes and pull man..." Haaaa.

@supra1981 Год назад

That cops outfit was straight up Columbo 😂.

@alandhopewell Год назад

Definite SKULLDUGGERY vibes here; low budget and group hangovers.

@markcharles2819 Год назад

Love your 80’s references! Trapjaw and Egon ! I watched those two cartoons as a kid. Proud to own them on dvd as an adult!

@carldzoga1348 Год назад

🤣 1:27 Well, he sobered up REALLY quick, and Erin lost ALL the braincells!

@JasonBrant Год назад

🤣

@Obiwankanoli Год назад

Dude with hoses coming out of his head reminds me of Willy the water bug from the 80's. Yes I'm old.

@garysuarez9614 8 месяцев назад

@1:32 is poster material. Love you guys' work!

@johnrife7134 Год назад

William Smith played Conan the barbarian's dad. He just died last year.

@andrewtheogre5971 Год назад

“He’s the ehh Dave model…” 😂😂😂

@JasonBrant Год назад

I'm the worst friend.

@andrewtheogre5971 Год назад

@@JasonBrant nah dude, I do the same with my friends and we’re cool with it. 🤣🤣

@filipohman7277 Год назад

Awesome Work Guys, Thanks 👍👍👍👍 Greetings from Helsinki, Finland 🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸

@willkayl8793 Год назад

The director of this film has a cameo in this movie. He plays Ratchet Jaw.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Oh really?

@jackflash8218 Год назад

Wow. This one was great! The incompetence on display was truly astounding! The terrible audio, the part where you could see the top of their set in the shot, scene after scene being shot in Grandma's living room, etc... And the crew was on fire! So many funny jokes & comments. I was freaking dying when you lot kept going on & on about dude's nipples. I noticed that in an earlier shot & thought, "why are his nipples so light & hairless?" This one was amazing! An instant classic! Well done.

@davidklopotoski714 Год назад

Once again I recognize a bunch of people from a movie I've never seen. I know Jimmy Williams, William Smith, and at least one other dude that I can't name were in Shadow of the Dragon (also features Robert Zdar and was directed by Williams). And yes, Jimmy Williams was in Samurai Cop. He was also in the spiritual "prequel" Killing American Style.

@madarab37 Год назад

16:44 omg I thought I had a lot of body hair but this guy has a moving blanket on his chest. I'm feeling so good about myself now.

@Mayelito7 Год назад

The Tyrone Bigums reference… yes! 😂😂😂

@michaelrowser5647 Год назад

The Master of the Universe character you're referring to is named Trap Jaw, henchman of Skeletor.

@bytefu Год назад

"A dumpster fire" would be a complement for Cybernator, because not only a typical dumpster would contain half of the props, but if you would set it on fire, it would look better that any effect in this movie.

@vasonnyg Год назад

This movie is ridiculous. Been hoping for more people to experience the adventures of Mr. Eyebrows.

@michalbotek Год назад

The funniest thing about this reaction is the censoring sound. I was thinking, which one of you is making that sound :D. I´m still laughing. The Barbarians sound has been dethroned in my view.

@JasonBrant Год назад

Brian made it during our V-World Matrix review.

@michalbotek Год назад

@@JasonBrant jesus, I have to rewatch it

@jasonadair9849 Год назад

I watch yall every Sunday and Thursday and love yalls show but nothing will ever top the barbarians. I can watch that episode daily.

@ryanshannon6963 Год назад

The two best comments so far (only half-way there): "You'll know'em when you see'em." "You should write books!"

@rokasrerroca7399 Год назад

@16:45 That dude had got to be part Wookie! 🤣

@Joecbg100 Год назад

When Borg man was grabbing his tubes at the end, hilarious 😂

@christopherwebb3517 Год назад

3:48 - They built the ultimate glee club kid in a lab.

@exidy-yt Год назад

"what's this movie about? Strippers?" Reminds me of the conversation me and my friends held at one of our friends' 11th birthday party where we had rented a copy of 'A Clockwork Orange' (this was in the mid-1980s) and all we knew about it was what one of our friends said: it was "about Irish hookers". He couldn't have been more wrong, and we couldn't have been more confused about what we actually watched that night, consuming our 2 medium Panago pizzas each. 😂

@briancoulombe4517 Год назад

16:49 he looks like a reverse suburban Sasquatch

@JasonBrant Год назад

🤣

@phyrr2 Год назад

3:31 whenever I see Dave protecting us and keeping it kid friendly, all I hear is my inner monologue in Dave's voice going "OOooooOOOOOoooOOoohhhHHHhHHHH!". But then this started the "OhhooOOhh" 6:52

@Avaurfavperson Год назад

Remember in "Be Kind Rewind" when they would remake their favorite movies for like $25 each? Would that even be possible here?

@megatronjenkins2473 Год назад

13:06 "Damn, I was two days from retirement!"

@JasonBrant Год назад

🤣

@megatronjenkins2473 Год назад

Well, THAT was an experience! I ever see it in a pawn shop, I might pick it up, but I ain't gonna go LOOKING for this🤣🤣🤣🤣life's too short! Seeya guys next Thursday!

@JasonBrant Год назад

I loved it!

@thesausagecontinuim1971 Год назад

19:53-20:02 anybody else notice his tan came of with the sticky pads? LOL

@alandhopewell Год назад

1:37; we're off to a running stumble.

@NCRRanger7753 11 месяцев назад

Erin wasn't wrong, just thought of the wrong guy. Beakman from Beakman's World had hair like that as well lol.

@alandhopewell Год назад

A great Sunday lunch, and y'all; very cool.

@Ozrichead Год назад

Cybernator? I hardly know her!

@JasonBrant Год назад

Nice!

@anikmonette2140 Год назад

I had to turn on the captions coz the sound quality was just too refined for my ears... I mean WOW!!!😂😂😂 Also the the number of senators assissinated drops from 3 to 2 amongst other continuity errors? I'M IN! ... Also you might have already watched Masters of the Universe in your free time but that movie was just so darn enjoyable! I almost want to put it into the Good Good category because the source material was kinda whacky and the budget wouldn't allow the bestest effects but Lungdren's acting, the props looking like plastic, Skeletor and his hammy performance, etc. totally sold me!😊

@JasonBrant Год назад

I've seen it many times. It's something, haha.

@Blakblooded Год назад

I read the title "Cybernator" and my first thoughts are: How much Robocop and Terminator are they gonna rip off? Is it a Filipino or Italian production? and Are there going to be cardboard sets?

@JasonBrant Год назад

The sets somehow impressed Brian, because he's Brian.

@RustBunny Год назад

@@JasonBrant To be fair, alcohol was involved.

@IrishNE40 Год назад

I'm hooked. You guys are awesome. I discovered your channel last week, and have been watching every night since. Love all the personalities. Every one brings great energy to the table. Each video you make is hilarious and entertaining to the fullest. I clicked on a video I thought was yours, but it turns out it was another channel that has essentially the same function as yours. However, they suck. I will not name the channel because they are a pale imitation to this one. The comparison isn't even close. If you did compare, it would be seafood seagull vs Charles Bronson with a 30 cal and a rocket launcher. You guys got the BELT in a K.O. Thanks for the great content.

@jesterboykins2899 Год назад

“How are they in, and out at the same time?” Haha you guys. Lmao. Jeez so dumb but so funny. Y’all are great. Erin… 😂