The Hardcore Heist (hardcore minecraft 8) 

"if you wanna slay you cant vape" so true

its actually fucking ridiculous how close to death you are in each episode and how incredibly lucky you are to fucking survive

i can’t believe he still has the ninja tweet memorized

seeing Kurt play the wild update and fighting the warden would be the funniest thing ever !

I like how as soon as Kurtis enters Minecraft he turns into a swearing meme gremlin.

to the chatter who said “6am hot dog check!” i hope your day is going well

His hardly know her jokes make me laugh every time no matter what

Kurtis went from singing Boys Like Girls to making a ninja tweet reference. Officially the best and most Kurtis™ video Okay the 360° no-scope montage cemented it

Kurtis: if you wanna slay you can't vape Me, someone who quit vaping a month ago: slaying

“cory on the hoise” takes me out EVERY FUCKING TIME. WITHOUT FAIL.

He really does slay everyday

I miss the Baddie SMP! I hope it comes back!

its so funny to watch kurtis play after watching danny. like they both get the same shit done but kurtis is just in a constant state of fear and anxiety. he doesnt fight even when he could easily overpower mobs. he says slay every sentence and then dies by running away from something he could have beat

god I've missed these I am literally hysterical every time

Petition to bring the Baddie smp back but replace Gus and Sven with Chad Chad and Drew. And they could try out the Wild update and fight the warden.

The heist edit didn’t truly show how stressful it was for viewers

kurtiss vaping psa has been more influential than all of the truth campaign ads combined

I really hope kurtis does another episode of this!! It’s been 2 months, there’s still hope!!

Right when I finished singing The Great Escape, Kurtis sang the exact same part. A truly beautiful moment for me.

Everytime I see a new Kurtis video I end up saying slay more, not sure how I feel about it

YO! I've been waiting so long for this i watched the entire series of you and Danny from Danny's videos 😭

We miss mayor of Minecraft so muuuuchhh! Whenever you play its all weirdly relaxing, funny AND P.S.A. quality education!? Yesssss siiiirrrrr.

pillagers genuinely scare me they’re too powerful

my bf puts on kurtis whenever i’m either tripping balls, bored, or having a ptsd episode and all i’m saying is slay.

I'm sick and just rewatched the entire hardcore series so this was very needed

Kurt we miss your minecraft :(

FINALLY pls do this series more if possible i love it so much

I'm so glad Minecraft is back playing Kurtis

3:05 THE "I ALMOST DIED" MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IDK WHY

Kurtis’ drop rate luck is better than dreams when he cheated

every episode you get a little to close to the hogs or pigs or whatever tf they’re called and you end up almost dying

Kurtis please come back….. think of the children 😔 we’re starving

vaping is outlawed in kurtistown!!!!

Kurt is the one of the few people who actually look good with a mullet

kurtis plays minecraft like my 7 year old cousin

Every time I hear thunder in Minecraft I sing the silly little imagine dragons parody about Minecraft weather, I’m glad you do too

we miss kurtis pogger ! these videos r epic sauce

wow man 4:21 got me than any horror game has

Can we get the next part PLEASE I have checked so much waiting to watch you slay

slay what you wanna slay and let the slay slouw slout

kurtis i love the vaping message, king.

I cant wait for the prophesied return of kurtis poggers

I love your Minecraft videos! Always excited when you upload

I see Kurt live in a week let’s goooooo

the audacity of kurt to post this on my birthday. let’s go

Yeeessss I love your minecraft play through!! Finally, something good to watch while I eat dinner lmao

10:05 ninja to kurtis when he sees that clip

Whoever started adding music to these videos. I love you.

Just letting you know I've ghosted 3 people this month,, and I'm makeing broccoli casserole

everytime kurtis plays minecraft i become newly obsessed with that game

i love to watch your videos while eating ice cream. Also, Kurtis Pogger? I hardly know er. How am i supposed to Kurtis Pogg someone if i dont even know em? unacceptable. unreasonable. unconsiderate.

I frikin love this series man

I legit quit vaping bc of Kurtis's vaping PSA

5:26 it looks like kurtis' mustache just deflated

Top tier entertainment right here

i was playing minecraft and i was looking for treasure and i went past 4 groups of pillagers, they were all just in the middle of the ocean swimming around trying to kill me

Kurtis should play Bioshock, his chain tattoos on his wrists always remind me of it

I've been waiting for this! Yesss💖

kurtis babyboy when minecraft

I absolutely loved the music editing!!!

Ack I miss this series 😔

oh how intently i have been waiting for this upload

I love these Minecraft videos!! They are so freaking good bestie!

Thank you for knowing exactly when I needed this, yo 🎊🙌

Winter is coming! Can we expect more gaming content! You’re seriously so funny and the reason I play Minecraft now 😅

1:20 This makes me very happy

kurtis looks like he would be australian

I started singing the great escape when he said it, then it hit real different when he started singing it too

the subtitle for when Kurt says "great escape" says "greatest cake" and I can't unhear it

Kurtis my mayor u make me so genuinely happy

Kurtis would be a very enthusiastic but terrible cowboy

FINISH THIS OMG

8:20 that's what she said

Not trying to pressure you to stream if you don't want to, but these Minecraft streams are seriously so fun and are endlessly rewatchable. I love this series haha!

watching the children in your stream chat talk about cigarettes as if its like shooting down is making me lose my mind

you’re welcome guys i was manifesting that he would post another minecraft video this morning

kurtis did indeed, slay.

Love this video tbh.

I literally SCREAMED "YES" when I saw you posted a mc vid

slay what you need to slay.. and let the slay slough

the scary/dramatic music is so funny 😭😭😭

“kurtis i had a dream about you doing parkour” in the chat 💀

Hearing you yell my name and finding out it's spelled the same is peak humanity.

RETURN OF THE KING

i was just hoping you'd return to this world and you did! slay on, mr mayor

YESS ITS BACK

Ahhh been waiting for this

I really need hardcore Minecraft 9

Jesus Christ a possessed Unicorn

5:25 the flinch i just flunched

AHH I WASNT EXPECTING THIS

pog

ive missed these!

SLAY KURTIS I MISSED UR MINECRADT VIDS SM ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Slay the world !

Omg a new one ♥️ !! My twitch never notified me 🥺

ITS BEEN MONTHS BABYGIRL OMG IM HYPE I DONT CARE

kurtis singing the great escape by boys like girls ?? we love to see it bestie

omg yes my fav content!!

ITS ABOUT TIME KURTIS. ITS ABOUT TIME.