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The Harshest Burns from the Roast of Bruce Willis 

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Not even an action star like Bruce Willis can escape a Roast unsinged.
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@mistaincredible2573
@mistaincredible2573 Год назад
Dom had me in tears…. The way he said all that without a pause in his delivery is hysterical
@MCCARVERWORLD
@MCCARVERWORLD Год назад
Sad part his Bruce didn’t know why was going on the whole time
@brookesbestlife4918
@brookesbestlife4918 3 года назад
Such a good Christopher walker impression
@Spookykitty1138
@Spookykitty1138 3 года назад
Kevin Pollack will always have the best Walken impression.
@1life744
@1life744 3 года назад
Who is Christopher Walker? Lol
@LESRAM1981
@LESRAM1981 3 года назад
I know, that was AWESOME.
@mangareviewer3658
@mangareviewer3658 3 года назад
Ikr
@tattedguy9579
@tattedguy9579 3 года назад
If you close your eyes it’s literally him but then you don’t get to see his mannerisms lol.
@teflongoon
@teflongoon 3 года назад
Nikki Glaser is vicious! 😂😂😂
@kittypanda3028
@kittypanda3028 2 года назад
@Michael Shaughnessy eh. not really
@kittypanda3028
@kittypanda3028 2 года назад
her roast are ok but personally not funny to me. and robin williams joke was sad. comedy is dark but yeah
@simonlloyd7557
@simonlloyd7557 2 года назад
@@kittypanda3028 Im not against making fun of anything, but she was just clumsy and ...not funny.
@lockandreload
@lockandreload 2 года назад
Yeah, her comedy is why she has a career. LOL
@JeremySky
@JeremySky 2 года назад
That Robin Williams joke ws in bad taste
@RolandSpecialSauce
@RolandSpecialSauce 2 года назад
I like how Dom just started doing his stand up routine 😂
@holeephuck4421
@holeephuck4421 3 года назад
When I was a kid I didn't think Martha Stewart was hot but she somehow looks better than back then
@ducebigga9618
@ducebigga9618 2 года назад
Bruh ong
@myfathersson3751
@myfathersson3751 2 года назад
Her smile😍
@sorenpeterson3826
@sorenpeterson3826 2 года назад
Gilf op
@TheTrueReiniat
@TheTrueReiniat 2 года назад
ewwwww!
@nelsonugwuagbo530
@nelsonugwuagbo530 2 года назад
@@sorenpeterson3826 qp Qp Qqpp
@LordOfTheBored
@LordOfTheBored 3 года назад
Edward Norton was savage. Wow.
@MichaelLasotaTW
@MichaelLasotaTW Год назад
Knowing what we know now about his health; this is nice and refreshing to see how well he took it..
@MrTrigz
@MrTrigz Год назад
The news has been floating for like 2 years
@arhaanmukherjeesaha4438
@arhaanmukherjeesaha4438 3 года назад
Jeff Ross took everyone to the cleaners, one of his best
@nunopires8343
@nunopires8343 3 года назад
He always does
@mangareviewer3658
@mangareviewer3658 3 года назад
Agree
@84Elenai
@84Elenai 3 года назад
Couldn't find his segment
@krauser18x
@krauser18x 2 года назад
Why comment this on a video that didnt include him?
@cynthiahusband106
@cynthiahusband106 2 года назад
I love my Bruce Willis , and he will get well have loved Bruce since moonlighting get well baby , know you will!!!!❤️
@kingofbunga
@kingofbunga 2 года назад
A GI Jane joke and no one got slapped, WOAH
@jeffbrown8117
@jeffbrown8117 3 года назад
Best part of Dom’s set was watching Ed Norton squirm. Brilliant.
@vodkahouse6662
@vodkahouse6662 3 года назад
omg the courtney love murder joke was amazing :D
@jeffbrown8117
@jeffbrown8117 3 года назад
The best part of Don’s but was watching Ed Norton’s disgusted reactions. Brilliant.
@dogslobbergardens6606
@dogslobbergardens6606 2 года назад
Y'know what never gets old? Jokes about Love murdering Cobain... and Cobain himself.
@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224
@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224 2 года назад
Yup :') that was awesome
@SIRMMA
@SIRMMA 2 года назад
Martha Stewart is the best at taking a joke about herself
@bustanut2376
@bustanut2376 2 года назад
not really tbh. i always notice when a girl makes jokes about her she seems more dense and unamused
@hugon6717
@hugon6717 2 года назад
@@bustanut2376 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ZmTiBIcNCQk.html @ 0:18
@stuffy6664
@stuffy6664 Год назад
Nicki said martha didn’t take it as well and was cold towards her before and after the roast on a podcast that’s why she made the unaffectionate joke 💀
@Turco949
@Turco949 Год назад
@@stuffy6664 I bet Martha loves her now.
@kylebryson8565
@kylebryson8565 2 года назад
This is the best acting I've seen from Bruce Willis. I'm impressed
@dogslobbergardens6606
@dogslobbergardens6606 2 года назад
I was at a Walgreens a couple weeks ago and there were *four* different new Bruce Willis super-cheesy action movies in the Redbox outside. So... I dunno, I guess he got divorced again and needed the money really really bad?
@youtubesucks3882
@youtubesucks3882 2 года назад
@@dogslobbergardens6606 He only plays in straight to DVD movies as a featured actor, but he's usually in the movie for about 10 minutes. He always sits down and he barely acts. afaik he only works on a project for 2-3 days, so the crew has to get all their shots in that timespan. Nobody making big movies wants to hire him anymore because he's lazy and has lost his passion for acting. Sylvester Stallone couldn't wait to get rid of him for the Expendables sequels.
@nefeskar
@nefeskar 2 года назад
I mean he is lame at this point and he probably has no love for acting, but make no mistake cause he is a real actor. I mean at some point this dude's acting was the best.
@ChannelNotFound
@ChannelNotFound 2 года назад
@@nefeskar He has a disease where he can't understand language.
@ledukas6663
@ledukas6663 2 года назад
So i think u hadnt watch any of his movies..
@arastutomar40
@arastutomar40 2 года назад
Dom Irerra's roast ending was just Immaculate!! 😂😂😂
@folarinodewale908
@folarinodewale908 2 года назад
Ed Norton threw a jab at everyone and they probably didn't even notice....literally went over there head😄😄
@SmoothCriminal12
@SmoothCriminal12 2 года назад
Explain?
@rhondaaa9614
@rhondaaa9614 2 года назад
?
@folarinodewale908
@folarinodewale908 4 месяца назад
@@l-ixir thanks 😅 I'm more fluent now I promise.😄
@bigbear061207
@bigbear061207 3 года назад
That Christopher Walken impression was on POINT! Dunno which is better his or “Howard Wolowitz”
@GeorgeSauciuc
@GeorgeSauciuc 2 года назад
True! 😋
@mynameistrd6841
@mynameistrd6841 Год назад
Bruce's daughters looked so happy hearing people roasting their dad :))
@jesseSager123
@jesseSager123 2 года назад
Dom Irrera's joke had me dying.
@KLP368
@KLP368 2 года назад
Same here. I lost it at that one.
@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372
@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372 3 года назад
7:44: He said ALL that with a straight face.
@MexicanAndaJew
@MexicanAndaJew 3 года назад
I love the martha stewart boyfriend joke at the end
@mikekillagreen9432
@mikekillagreen9432 2 года назад
Love his kids cracking up. Get well Bruce! We want to see you back on the big screen not just DVD.
@PeachPlastic
@PeachPlastic 7 месяцев назад
:(
@ygerekhirosaki172
@ygerekhirosaki172 4 месяца назад
That's not happening
@mikekillagreen9432
@mikekillagreen9432 4 месяца назад
@ygerekhirosaki172 You getting even 1 subscriber isn't happening.
@slashnagy6
@slashnagy6 2 года назад
Bruce was disgusted but bursting at the seams during Dom’s bit
@christianperez7846
@christianperez7846 3 года назад
Dom is ruthless!😂
@teflongoon
@teflongoon 3 года назад
11:26 Holy shit. LOL. I choked on my coffee.
@itsmdm6453
@itsmdm6453 2 года назад
Dude lol yes
@InnerDness
@InnerDness 2 года назад
Dom is a monster on stage, more people should know him
@ricardocjoulzenn2568
@ricardocjoulzenn2568 Год назад
love how Bruce can laugh from all the jokes from Cybill hope they had a talk backstage even a little small talk and put the past behind them
@fargotua13
@fargotua13 2 года назад
"it comes in an old box" was best one, luv U Bruce
@spitfire3984
@spitfire3984 2 года назад
It’s so strange, going to prison actually made Martha Stewart more famous.
@dogslobbergardens6606
@dogslobbergardens6606 2 года назад
America is a strange country and we live in very strange times.
@spitfire3984
@spitfire3984 2 года назад
@@dogslobbergardens6606 I agree. We live in scary times as well. Our world is falling apart before our eyes.
@dogslobbergardens6606
@dogslobbergardens6606 2 года назад
@@spitfire3984 Yep. It's been coming for a long, long time, and there's no stopping it now. Enjoy the ride if you can, but buckle up.
@AdamAlkishawi
@AdamAlkishawi 2 года назад
The Edward Norton bit now makes sense because of Bruce's aphasia, man sometimes you have the writings on the wall but you don't see it.
@dromingo6881
@dromingo6881 2 года назад
Aphasia is caused from brain damage, and dosent let people comprehend what they are being told for those who dont know what that is
@riveraharper8166
@riveraharper8166 Год назад
Yep. It hits different now.
@bevrolee8887
@bevrolee8887 Год назад
?? Bruce didn’t display signs of aphasia during his responses. What a lazy take.
@pastashack3517
@pastashack3517 Год назад
@@bevrolee8887 that's not what the comment was saying. Ed Norton's joke is literally about Bruce saying the wrong words to express a thought, the literal definition of aphasia
@NuckBasty
@NuckBasty 2 года назад
Imagine if Greg had a chance to roast Bruce Willis. Jokes we’ll never hear that can only be created by him 😂
@rosebigrose7849
@rosebigrose7849 2 года назад
He was the KING
@larrylentz650
@larrylentz650 Год назад
Greg who??????
@larrylentz650
@larrylentz650 Год назад
Who??
@NuckBasty
@NuckBasty Год назад
@@larrylentz650 Greg Giraldo!!!
@PSYCHOV3N0M
@PSYCHOV3N0M 7 месяцев назад
​@@larrylentz650Greg Giraldo. R.I.P.!
@_Casper_5.0_
@_Casper_5.0_ 2 года назад
GI Jane joke didn’t age well😂
@EmF95573
@EmF95573 2 года назад
Oh I’d say it did :)
@llckarther87ll
@llckarther87ll 2 года назад
Keep my wife's name...
@tony9305
@tony9305 Год назад
That Christopher Walken impression was unreal. So on point, wow!
@dromingo6881
@dromingo6881 2 года назад
Makes fun of his wife n nobody got hurt at all , thats real comedy right there people
@ethanaleman
@ethanaleman 3 года назад
I love him in Red and Red 2
@captainpotato6856
@captainpotato6856 3 года назад
John aswell ! 🤪🤣🤣🤣
@iPSLee
@iPSLee 3 года назад
I just generally like everything that is Bruce Willis related.
@mikekillagreen9432
@mikekillagreen9432 2 года назад
GI Jane joke hits different now. Lol
@ebonyyoe
@ebonyyoe 2 года назад
The GI Jane joke did age well :D
@itsjillcolleen
@itsjillcolleen 3 года назад
I love Nikki so much 🤘🏼
@joeycortes2990
@joeycortes2990 2 года назад
Same lol
@iyannaeaddy4610
@iyannaeaddy4610 3 года назад
They killed it!!! This roast was epic!!!!
@lancegoff6575
@lancegoff6575 3 года назад
"Local comedian Dom Irrera" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@matthewlabbe8395
@matthewlabbe8395 Год назад
Admittedly fan-boyed a bit when he said “welcome to the party, pal!”
@jakethesnakemanpatterson748
@jakethesnakemanpatterson748 3 года назад
I liked seeing Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, and their daughters Rumer, Scout and Tallulah
@millionfps
@millionfps Год назад
Get better Bruce, we will always be waiting for you, no matter what we will be here, take your time
@infobaru1
@infobaru1 11 месяцев назад
uhh what happen to him?
@bradenr867
@bradenr867 10 месяцев назад
He has frontotemporal dementia
@TheFastballs
@TheFastballs 3 года назад
Nikki Glaser is the GOAT of roasts
@bkr1895
@bkr1895 3 года назад
Put some respect on Greg Giraldo’s name
@TheFastballs
@TheFastballs 3 года назад
@@bkr1895 respek but Nikki Glaser is the GOAT of roasts
@VladyG27
@VladyG27 3 года назад
You spelled Jeff Ross wrong
@dogslobbergardens6606
@dogslobbergardens6606 2 года назад
@@TheFastballs Nikki Glaser is a one-hit wonder whose career came and went in five years. Maybe you meant she blurts out jokes like a goat bleating? OK, yeah, that makes sense.
@TheFastballs
@TheFastballs 2 года назад
@@dogslobbergardens6606 wow man, who hurt you today? I know it wasn’t Nikki Glaser bc she doesn’t even know who you are homie. Send me clips of the best stand up comedy you’ve ever done so I can compare
@bavracr5601
@bavracr5601 2 года назад
Edward Norton must now feel bad after he figured out Bruce Willis had a disease so that's why can't remember the script
@dammitamber
@dammitamber 2 года назад
Christ almighty, I’m 37 and I can’t remember ever hearing Dennis Rodman talk! Hahaha
@DavidKfilmmaker
@DavidKfilmmaker 2 года назад
Get a job as a bartender. You’ll think he’s an auctioneer
@kelammo
@kelammo 2 года назад
That’s the best Walken impression ever
@Modsnake98
@Modsnake98 3 года назад
Nikki Glaser looks amazing here.
@Chrisko1492
@Chrisko1492 2 года назад
She had some of the best roasts in this video and all you can write is about her looks…. that‘s textbook misoginy
@borox9875
@borox9875 2 года назад
@@Chrisko1492 shut up
@dogslobbergardens6606
@dogslobbergardens6606 2 года назад
@@Chrisko1492 those are the same kinda clods who feel compelled to comment on every sports show video about the fit of the analyst or host's dress. It's downright bizarre.
@Seashellsbytheseashore21
@Seashellsbytheseashore21 2 года назад
we love you bruce
@Fat_Panda90
@Fat_Panda90 2 года назад
3:44 and a year from this Chris rock will make a joke about G.I jane and get smacked by will smith.
@filippyknow
@filippyknow Год назад
We need more of Dom before he dies. That was brutal
@backforblood3421
@backforblood3421 3 года назад
i would like to thank Edward Norton's appearance in this for reminding me that I want to order a copy of Red Dragon. Not funny, but true.
@sdfilmproductions4193
@sdfilmproductions4193 2 года назад
I didnt know Bruce Willis was once married to Caitlyn Jenner!😱
@paulmill9816
@paulmill9816 3 года назад
martha always a savage
@tylerdurden639
@tylerdurden639 2 года назад
Man, I have got to stay awake more. Can't have Jack going on shows by himself.
@Luvluna19
@Luvluna19 2 года назад
Dom irrera killed it 🤣
@Natalie-ox7xm
@Natalie-ox7xm 3 года назад
While watching this I had a thought. COME ON LEO DICAPRIO ROAST!!!! Who's with me?!
@regaul4248
@regaul4248 2 года назад
My nuts
@tyrelljones9135
@tyrelljones9135 2 года назад
Nikki actually wrote her own jokes🤣
@blakemrolfsensanchez547
@blakemrolfsensanchez547 7 месяцев назад
Ha ha. Like she can write. She has told several interviewers someone writes her jokes.
@susanweissman6164
@susanweissman6164 Год назад
"You don't eat, so you might as well use that hole for something" 🤣🤣🤣
@villimcnilli2867
@villimcnilli2867 3 года назад
Didn’t know i needed this lol
@vishal2352
@vishal2352 2 года назад
Jake Peralta would be so mad when he finds this video
@itsjillcolleen
@itsjillcolleen 3 года назад
Love you Daddy Bruce
@joseguevara3269
@joseguevara3269 2 года назад
Plot twist : not only did Martha Stewart end civil’s career, but she planned this whole roast show just to make it known. She’s THAT woman.
@JulianSirian
@JulianSirian 2 года назад
Is that true? Do you have a source? Just curious, lol
@joseguevara3269
@joseguevara3269 2 года назад
@@JulianSirian no source lol I’m pretty sure Martha is a kingpin of some sort 😂 I don’t doubt she could make it happen. She got power , money, and influence😳 she’s definitely a gotham villain. She’s probably a friend of bruce eitherway so she maybe set it up. If I don’t wake up tomorrow you know why.
@crocodile7448
@crocodile7448 2 года назад
@@joseguevara3269 you still waking up 😂?
@DavidKfilmmaker
@DavidKfilmmaker 2 года назад
Spent 5 min wondering who civil was
@duewhit310
@duewhit310 Год назад
Cybil ?
@ApollonDriver
@ApollonDriver 6 месяцев назад
One of the highest quality roasts with all these high quality people
@iconicdiego7085
@iconicdiego7085 2 года назад
8:45 That one was pretty hilarious hahahaha
@CyGea
@CyGea 3 года назад
I can't see Kevin Pollak and not say, "I stole the baby!" And it's not even his line.
@DasPope-dr1dg
@DasPope-dr1dg 3 года назад
Wait....it's not?!
@EmmelineSama
@EmmelineSama 7 месяцев назад
I love the reaction behind the only one laughing at Rodman's roasting.
@jimmy6283
@jimmy6283 3 года назад
Edward Norton... Probs one of the best to do it 👌
@BadMFJules
@BadMFJules 2 года назад
1:16 had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@garythepartyrocker7613
@garythepartyrocker7613 3 года назад
I loved Joseph Gordon levitt in the dark knight rises
@beckyleonardis6331
@beckyleonardis6331 Год назад
Kevin Pollack's impression of Christopher Walken! 🤣🤣🤣
@cleanmarch
@cleanmarch 2 года назад
Look out... G I Jane joke here... Will smith might be here somewhere dragging his throbbing fist
@lizd.8655
@lizd.8655 Год назад
I had to come back to watch this after watching JoBlo's thank you video dedicated to Bruce Willis!
@justdoge6144
@justdoge6144 2 года назад
This makes sense now
@artfulandtricky
@artfulandtricky 2 года назад
Kevin Pollak is hilarious!!
@debbiesher5677
@debbiesher5677 Год назад
Bruce and Demi׳s daughters are the coolest😂❤️
@kevinnelson66
@kevinnelson66 7 месяцев назад
Hang in there, Bruce. You're a national treasure
@byzenteendutchies8096
@byzenteendutchies8096 3 года назад
BRUTAL!!!! 😂
@EnriquePascual1989
@EnriquePascual1989 3 года назад
Martha 😂👏🏽😂👏🏽😂👏🏽
@Marie-jz1qw
@Marie-jz1qw 3 года назад
I just came here for Demi's turn
@thestage1489
@thestage1489 3 года назад
Cybill looks like female Tom Hanks, can't unsee it.
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 3 года назад
Love it 😂
@momousagi1989
@momousagi1989 3 года назад
Oh martha stewart👏👏👏👏
@brucewillis9755
@brucewillis9755 3 года назад
Joana, thanks for the comment over times. Kindly send me a message to my mail brucewillisoffixial@gmail.com
@mr.a1827
@mr.a1827 2 года назад
We all miss 90's Bruce Willis.
@jimmy_octane
@jimmy_octane 11 месяцев назад
11:25 ❤ This guy! 😮😅😂
@jakedickison1295
@jakedickison1295 Год назад
Dom irrera definitely stole the show🤣🤣🤣
@chrismaury2944
@chrismaury2944 2 года назад
She's just like her mother, that kid.
@PatrickWDunne
@PatrickWDunne Год назад
"I played Martha Stewart in two separate movies, but the only one to really catch her was the FBI"
@DuboSkates
@DuboSkates 3 года назад
didnt know they made this many god damn
@aerialXace
@aerialXace 2 года назад
Edward Nortons roast about not memorizing the lines did not age well
@justinwilcox2317
@justinwilcox2317 2 года назад
Right ? I thought the same .
@andrewcrockett3044
@andrewcrockett3044 2 года назад
Cybil Sheperd's confusion to the roasting would suggest she's never thought about being made fun of before.
@dogslobbergardens6606
@dogslobbergardens6606 2 года назад
Yeah, she was even more clueless than the Situation was at the Trump roast. And he was funnier than her.
@jamespower5165
@jamespower5165 Год назад
She's just being dramatic
@theblevtyler2921
@theblevtyler2921 2 года назад
Edward Norton is my favorite human being
@adm8995
@adm8995 2 года назад
Edward Nortons roast was not only the best on the episode but also one of the best in general.
@natedaniels3655
@natedaniels3655 2 года назад
Sounded like a bunch of liberal whining to me.
@tankyamazaki9222
@tankyamazaki9222 2 года назад
@@natedaniels3655 he was making fun of liberals
@kiransaraogi4075
@kiransaraogi4075 3 года назад
15:07😂😂🤣🤣😂
@deesandiego
@deesandiego 3 года назад
soooo good
@sitcomsTV
@sitcomsTV 2 года назад
Comedy roasts are great tention releases. Wish Will Smith had gone to some before the oscar ceremony
@wes3044
@wes3044 3 месяца назад
Don was savage 😂😂
@jshepard152
@jshepard152 2 года назад
14:21 Martha's own brand of wine.
@VeniVidiVici911
@VeniVidiVici911 3 года назад
Martha Stewart was great lol
@32natedawg
@32natedawg 2 года назад
LOL glaser cold as ice
@nealgoyal3954
@nealgoyal3954 Год назад
Gi Jane 2, Can't wait to see it!
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