The Haters Guide to the 2024 NFL Playoffs 

Thank you Tree for jinxing the Cowboys Another year of laughing at their playoff failure

It's a pipe dream, but I hope that Browns v. Lions happens. Two previous 0-16 teams meeting in their first Super Bowl would be the best timeline.

Cowboys chiefs would be the most insufferable Super Bowl we’ve had in a long time

Cowboys going out like they did starts to feel like it’s part of their game plan

I love being a Steelers fan. There will be no changes in philosophy, there will be no new hires, we will learn nothing from our mistakes, and we will do it all over again next year. The way it should be.

Tree's finally done it, he's finally organized the team logos based off of 1-7 seedings. Such a simplistic yet effective way to making a thumbnail. Give him a standing ovation.

Gotta hand it to the NFL scriptwriters. They’ve done a fantastic job at making this season insane. Let’s hope this continues in the playoffs.

0:28 STEELERS(the cockroach) 1:29 DOLPHINS(Miami:Flatline) 2:30 BROWNS(The drunkhari) 3:38 TEXANS(budding adams) 4:38 CHIEFS(no catch of the day) 5:37 BILLS(9/11 motivation) 6:47 RAVENS(the harbor of unrest) 7:36 PACKERS(feeling the love) 8:45 RAMS(I still hate the logo) 9:28 EAGLES(brotherly shoved) 10:34 BUCS(we can’t escape them) 11:26 LIONS(let the engine purr) 12:31 COWBOYS(scooters vindication) 13:25 NINERS(mining for gold)

"This is our year!" "It's coming home!" English soccer fans have a lot more in common with Dallas fans than you think. JULY 2024 EDIT: They still do.

The funny part is Tree got Dax's statline right and they STILL got blown to pieces.

I’m anticipating us to get bounced early but as a Dolphins fan I think this year was the most fun I’ve had watching them in forever despite the valleys, I hope this year finally establishes a winning culture in the future that we have been missing for so long

As always The healthiest team left is usually the one that wins the Super Bowl

10:26 wow… this aged impeccably

"Bills getting in their own way" is the best way to describe them this season. They had the potential to be undefeated if they didn't derp away several games.

What Tree said about the Lions was prophetic. At least we made it to the NFC Championship 💔

If the regular season was this insane. I can’t imagine how batshit the playoffs are going to be.

As a Rams fan, I'm just glad that the Rams are in the playoffs. Rams were supposed to be in their 2nd year of rebuilding yet they were able to say "screw that" and go 6-1 in their last 7 games. If the Lions boot them out of the playoffs, I wouldn't be mad at that. Detroit in the playoffs is something almost every football fan supports. Detroit fans have been through a lot

14:57 That Cowboys segment aged like fine wine😂😂

Cowboys have fallen victim to the Tree Curse and I fucking LOVE IT!! 😂😂😂😂😂

I absolutely appreciate the Gunstar Heroes background music during the Bills segment. One of the best Genesis games of all time.

Seeing this after Green Bay absolutely dog walked Dallas is hilarious 😂

From sportsball to haters guide season!

If the Super Bowl comes down to Steelers/Packers this year, I hope to God we get a collab between Tree and Grossi.

At this point I have no expectations for the playoffs. Everything I thought about the season went wrong. Who knows we’re probably gonna have to watch Mason Rudolph vs Baker Mayfield in the SuperBowl with the way things have gone this year.

We have the jinx recorded. Congrats to the 49ers and Bills for finally achieving Chris Berman’s prophecy after 35 years.

Even if the Browns don’t make it past the Wild Card, this has been one hell of a ride. Honestly just glad we have stability in the front office and a winning culture. Wouldn’t trade this season for the world. EDIT: Can’t wait for these replies now, I’ve learned to just expect these outcomes.

“Learning experience” he said. 😂

As an Eagles fan my 5th heart attack was something special, thanks Siriani!

The section about MY Browns…. I am literally shaking and crying right now. Thank you 🙏🏻 🥹🥲

“enjoy that ass kicking and learning experience Green Bay” i wonder how that turned out🤔

this already aged like cheese. i love trees channel. please never stop jinxing the cowboys

"Such an on field abortion it should be protected under Roe v Wade" 😂😂😂 GOLD

This year was absolutely nuts. One of the wildest years of football I’ve ever seen. 70 points, 3-0 score in a dome, backups upon backups upon backups, THE STEELERS AND LIONS IN THE PLAYOFFS?!?! This year’s script is on so many drugs, it’s as if Stephen King wrote it.

The little bit around 2:34 from the brothers who do Oblivion skits: "have you heard of the high elves?" is just pure gold, well done sir.

Texans one backfired. They were the healthiest they’ve been all year this game. They. Are. Dangerous.

“FUCK IT THEYRE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL” *With seat geek* 😭😭😭

Here lies Urinatingtree's Super Bowl prediction 1/12/24-1/14/24 "Who fucking cares, Dallas is dead"

Loved that tree used Rome: Total War music 😂 that's awesome

Shoutout to playoff lamar glad he could show up when it mattered for my chiefs 🙏

"How do you beat this team? Hold a lead" well...that aged horribly

This aged perfectly.

As a Packers fan, thank you for jinxing the Cowboys!!

13:53 Congrats, Tree! You just jinxed the packers to yet another choke to the 49ers!

Watching this after Dallas got embarrassingly smacked at home by Green Bay

That packers cowboys prediction aged well 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

As a lifelong browns fans, it honestly makes me tear up hearing UT talk about us in a way that is “this team is legit, and they are built to play tough football and win games”. Please just make the divisional round, I’ll be so happy

Came back after the dallas game: Oof

As a packers fan, I’m absolutely LOVING the take

Flatline Miami is perfect! Horse Steppin by Sun Araw is so fitting, as the opening song for the HLM series it will open a world of possibilities for the Dolphins this postseason. Excellent work UT!

The jinx is too powerful lmfao

Cleveland's "235 million dollar albatross". That line alone was worth it.😂😅

For once there are multiple teams in both conferences I'd like to see make it. Any Super Bowl combination of Cleveland, Buffalo, San Francisco, and Detroit will do nicely.

Thank you for all the content this season UT!

2:30 Never change tree. Never change. Context: Browns got blown out by Houston.

The Green Bay comment aged like milk left in a car in the middle of summer in Florida

UrinatingTree- Videos like this are why I keep coming back to your channel--especially because of the sarcastic/snide comments & remarks that you make. The funniest one that got me going, for example was the one you made around 1:25-1:29 about the Super Bowl & the Pittsburgh Steelers while simultaneously plugging SeatGeek. Excellent work!...

As a Packers fan, Thank you!

Total war battle song for the raven is insane

Can’t wait for the “Congrats Cowboys!” video

2:30 had to do a double take at the Warhammer 40k reference. Not just that it was made but that it is...accurate to the Brown's defense Edit: Also Deshaun Watson...

That description of Pittsburgh and Tree is full blown Yinzer. Also warhamer reference 😂

For UT, all that matters is that the STILLERS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!

10:26. The good news is the Eagles didn't lose by 20. The bad news is they lost by 23.

As a Browns fan I'm loving this "Dark Elves" persona you've given them. 💪This team is mean, regardless the amount of insurmountable injuries. This team will drag you down. 🧡

God I CAN NOT wait for the Haters guide to the AFC and NFC championship lets go @urinatingTree !!

It's going to be hilarious imagining Rodgers on the couch watching his replacement lead a 9-8 Packers team to the Super Bowl.

I'll always appreciate the Rome Total War soundtracks you sneak in to these videos

Browns Lions Super Bowl would be the craziest outcome of this for sure.

aaaaand the cowboys are elimianted. there goes that prediction

The curse is real! Congratulations, Cowboys!😂

Ending the video with Zeke's final play as a cowboy was amazing

HE ALREADY GOT THE COWBOYS THANK YOU TREE 🙏🙏🙏

UrinatingTree- As a Chicago Bears fan, I have no problem in openly admitting that I agree with the caption that you put up on the screen around 3:59 as far as Lovie Smith. Great job...

Thank you Tree for blessing us Niners fans with a Cowboys and Chiefs curse

This bears fun was not expected that Matt Naggy Joke! Man that just made my day!

All I wanted was Browns v Lions. All I wanted was the memes.

*HOW BOUT DEM COOOOWWBOOOOOOOYYYYZZ!?!?*

He was so right about the Eagles.

10:26 this aged like fine wine

Imagine we get another Rays-Brewers situation 😂

*_TIMESTAMPS_* 0:24 The Cockroach *_(Pittsburgh Steelers...plus a wild SeatGeek plug appears 🤣)_* 1:24 Flatline: Miami *_(Miami Dolphins)_* 2:18 The Drukhari *_(Cleveland Browns)_* 3:30 Budding Adams *_(Houston Texans)_* 4:33 (No) Catch Of The Day *_(Kansas City Chiefs)_* 5:31 9/11 Motivations *_(Buffalo Bills)_* 6:40 The Harbor Of Unrest *_(Baltimore Ravens)_* 7:28 Feeling The Love *_(Green Bay Packers)_* 8:41 I Still Hate The Logo *_(Los Angeles Rams)_* 9:20 Brotherly Shoved *_(Philadelphia Eagles)_* 10:23 We Can't Escape Them *_(Tampa Bay Buccaneers)_* 11:18 Let The Engine Purr *_(Detroit Lions)_* 12:25 Scooter's Vindication *_(Dallas Cowboys)_* 13:21 Mining For Gold *_(San Francisco 49ers)_* 14:19 *And The Jinx Award Goes To...* 15:04 *_OUTRO_*

Cowboys Chiefs aged like milk.

This season has been such a clusterfuck, which means these playoffs are somehow gonna have some of the best football we have ever witnessed. Its our destiny.

Should've seen the Cowboys choke coming... what a jinx :D

Good work Tree, another successful season of Sportsball

"Enjoy your ass kicking" Packers: yes we enjoyed it quite well sir Tree

And we get a repeat of SB54. We are f*cked

That Rome: Total War background music is just immaculate

Man than comment on Green Bay getting smoked by Dallas aged like milk

Imagine if we get the same situation as the 2023 World Series Haters Guide and it ends up being Packers vs Dolphins Super Bowl lmao

“This is such a on field Abortion that it should be protected under Roe v. Wade” -UrinatingTree

Scriptwriter room: CLE gets BAL in AFC CHamp game, NFC Lions have to go through LAR and DAL, then the Super Bowl even Vegas can't imagine. Browns vs Lions

So... HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!?!?!?

Jordan Love going on the road and curb stomping the Cowboys gotta be the highlight of the year

As a Ravens fan, I want them to please, PLEASE finally get past the divisional round. For some reason, this is the one round that for some reason has constantly been like a brick wall to them. They just need to be focused, DON'T overlook their opponent like they did in the 2019 season, and fight it with everything they've got and more and don't stop; not even for a moment.

Did not expect Tree to be a fan of Total War Warhammer but I'm here for it.

I want to see the Texans run the miracle gauntlet but it all comes down to if stroud can match up to flacco..... god that sounds weird to say now.

With that storm coming in over the next two days that is going to affect the Chiefs/Dolphins and Bills/Steelers game, this weekend is gonna be fucking wild.

Bro was wrong about the eagles… They lost by 23 not 20😂😂😂😂

I love your constant total war and 40k references