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A Disturbing piece of warhammer 40K lore...
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@grandwarriorwaluigi1284
@grandwarriorwaluigi1284 10 месяцев назад
Gotta love that neither scholar was an ass to the other trying to twist the history around. They just got straight to the point. Those are great scholars.
@Dispencerhere
@Dispencerhere 10 месяцев назад
Both are old, thus have **wisdom**
@grandwarriorwaluigi1284
@grandwarriorwaluigi1284 10 месяцев назад
@@Dispencerhere yeah, but if it were like today, they would be throwing each other under the bus every two seconds to make themselves look better.
@Dfl_jason
@Dfl_jason 10 месяцев назад
​​@@grandwarriorwaluigi1284excuse me but they are better than humans They dont do that stuff
@torinnbalasar6774
@torinnbalasar6774 10 месяцев назад
​@@Dfl_jasonbut they do start 2 thousand year wars over sitting on an egg...
@Dfl_jason
@Dfl_jason 10 месяцев назад
@@torinnbalasar6774 that wasn't why it startes it startwd because they held a grudge and did th8ngs against the other Grudges arwnt the same as wristing the truth
@remembernovember9059
@remembernovember9059 9 месяцев назад
Meanwhile, the goblin in the afterlife who convinced the Orc King to put the egg on the Elf Queen's throne is laughing his ass off.
@jonathanwells223
@jonathanwells223 2 месяца назад
Goblins watch, goblins laugh, goblins take what’s left!
@Hell_O7
@Hell_O7 2 месяца назад
Damn goblin, they ruin goblinland
@MD-yd8lh
@MD-yd8lh 2 месяца назад
And rest of the goblins who fell victims if elvish genocid during that war😊
@AmazingAutist
@AmazingAutist 2 месяца назад
​@@MD-yd8lhwhat are you talking about? You're trying to be edgy but the way you wrote it doesn't make sense
@MD-yd8lh
@MD-yd8lh 2 месяца назад
@@AmazingAutist извини братишка, пишу на английском не очень хорошо
@ErikWarhammer
@ErikWarhammer 10 месяцев назад
Meanwhile, with the Dwarves... Dwarf Elder: ...And So, We have spent 4,000 years at war with the elves for that buket-on-the-door prank ever since! Dwarf Youth: Understandable.
@stephensmith7327
@stephensmith7327 10 месяцев назад
I think in Warhamer Fantasy it was because the king had his beard shaved off by a Dark Elf and the law that says no name on The Book Of Grudges can be removed without Compansation
@davidcollins9213
@davidcollins9213 10 месяцев назад
@@stephensmith7327 It was an ambassador whose beard was shaved off by the High elf king, dude was a dick. The dwarf ambassador was there in the first place cause a bunch of dwarf citizens were murdered and the evidence pointed to the high elves. The evidence was planted by the dark elves who were the ones who really did the murders as part of a false flag operation. And it went off without a hitch. I repeat, the High elf king was a dick.
@josephperez2004
@josephperez2004 10 месяцев назад
​@@davidcollins9213To be fair, Dwarves are notoriously stubborn and hardheaded. Shaving them was still a dick move, but I have to imagine the dwarven ambassadors were being pretty exasperating and near impossible to deal with. Unfortunately, trying to chastise or humiliate a dwarf normally just makes them even more insufferable, along with every other dwarf in their clan and any othwr clan even slightly rwlated to thwir clan.
@beastwarsFTW
@beastwarsFTW 10 месяцев назад
@@davidcollins9213 The elves agree that said king was a "dick" or moron as they say.
@dragon723.
@dragon723. 10 месяцев назад
@@josephperez2004 Cutting off their embassadors beard was a huge escalation. Cutting off his dick or slitting his throat wouldn't have been worse in dwarf culture. The elven inability to swallow their pride or at least stay civil enough to simply banish the ambassador, led to a war that greatly weakened both races. Neither recovered fully. Of course if they hadn't fought the world of warhammer would be completely different.
@Lucar56lucar
@Lucar56lucar 10 месяцев назад
Ok, these elves and orcs must be the smartest warring rivals ever, they realized that they forgot why they were fighting in the first place, made the effort to preserve history and find the truth despite their clear grudge, and when the truth came out, they were smart enough to realize that with hindsight this war was stupid... I don't think we could get anything so reasonable to happen in the real world
@negadoge
@negadoge 10 месяцев назад
Sadly i have to agree with you. Orcs and elves have incredibly similar political systems. The leaders are chosen by game, battle, challenge, or blood. If there is no blood relation, the leader must keep his title in a series of challenges. This all stems from the elven-ork skirmish or ork-elven skirmish, wherein their gods had a simple falling out... literally the Ork god had unintentionally offended the elven goddess and because of that she slapped him with all her might and created the orks busted ass teeth. All things considered, in the physical realm... there is nothing causing derision between orks and elves aside from a simple misunderstanding. Do orks eat babies? (That is the misunderstanding in most versions, which they don't... they hold the young and elderly in incredibly high regard... same with elves.)
@chrismennega3042
@chrismennega3042 10 месяцев назад
both partys realizing ther wrong and putting it behind them is the most high fantasy thing ever
@L1qu1d-2qu1d
@L1qu1d-2qu1d 10 месяцев назад
It’s kinda depressing when you put it like that
@princeraghavvashishth6281
@princeraghavvashishth6281 10 месяцев назад
You know why it cannot happen in real world? The reasons are as follows :- (1.) Even if all the rival countries throughout the world would agree to do this, they will have different histories written throughout the books they read their whole lives, it's kinda hard to accurately pinpoint how the events that triggered the conflict, played out. (2.) Many historians and conspiracists altered the event records and how it was played out, for their own sake and for the sake of the ulterior motives of the rulers at the time when the history of such important events was being written. (Now I am not saying that all the rulers did so, but there have been records of this happening and it doesn't mean that you shouldn't believe what is written in history, I just want you to confirm it through other sources and perspectives too). (3.) No one really cares how it all started in the past as it really doesn't matter for the ones living the present, if the rival country has recently killed any soldiers or even civilians from your country, it simply means they scarred you in a way that cannot be healed, no reason can satisfy the families of the victims who died. For you, they started it, and you would want to be the one to finish it. (4.) For leaders, it is mostly politics, the losses occured affects them on a geopolitical level and their reputation as a efficient ruling party/government and they will surely try to strategise to turn the tables and dominate their enemies somehow again through defense, trade, economy or other factors and for normal people (if they are nationalists like people from my country), they will form personal grudges for the rival country as that's what they've been taught by the history, by media and by daily news. So yeah, when the healthy competition to become better as a country gets intense, it can result in serious conflicts. (5.) Most leaders wouldn't want a war but there are powerful people in the shadows (organized crime lords, terrorist organisations and selfish agenda imposing megalomaniac politicians in power) who seek conflict as it benefits them. The old ways of divide and rule still works y'know. These are only some of the reasons I remembered right now, but it goes really deep if you will study politics and geopolitical and global conflicts, sounds interesting, doesn't it?
@stephensmith7327
@stephensmith7327 10 месяцев назад
​@@chrismennega3042one of the saddest things in Fallout 2 is that Vault City will Anex Geko and drive out the Gouls even if you politic in their favor. Granted, this is because of a bug but considering Vault City engages in Indentured Servitude this makes sense.
@ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel
@ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel 2 месяца назад
Orc: 2000 years! That's 200 generations of orcs! Elf: 2000 years! I was still in high school when the war started!
@masterofdimensions7928
@masterofdimensions7928 Месяц назад
One race wasted lives on this war. The other wasted time.
@timexyemerald6290
@timexyemerald6290 Месяц назад
​@@masterofdimensions7928 i think for a long living race. Elf should have stoped this😅
@TheDeathmail
@TheDeathmail 22 дня назад
To be fair.... In some versions the orcs are technically just a variation of the elves.... So orcs are dark elves...
@callummcintyre713
@callummcintyre713 5 дней назад
​@@timexyemerald6290 to be fair, Orcs are long lived, most just die fighting while still young 🤷🏻‍♂️
@ZeanG_
@ZeanG_ 10 месяцев назад
You'd be surprised how consistent this is to modern depictions of orcs and elves
@lonelyteapot858
@lonelyteapot858 10 месяцев назад
YOUZ IZ MISTAKEN WEZ BOYZ FOIGHT BECAUZE.... URM.... UHH...
@zionasuncion9568
@zionasuncion9568 10 месяцев назад
@@lonelyteapot858you forgot didn’t you
@lonelyteapot858
@lonelyteapot858 10 месяцев назад
@@zionasuncion9568 URM NO! WEZ IZ JUST KEEPIN IT A SECRET SOZ WEZ DONT GIVE ANYFINK AWAY
@rurikaunimoto
@rurikaunimoto 10 месяцев назад
​@@lonelyteapot858you did too good of a job green skin... or are you red? I'm color blind.
@devlin9871
@devlin9871 10 месяцев назад
You’d be surprised how accurate this is to world history.
@DaddyVeo1911
@DaddyVeo1911 10 месяцев назад
Me, an ancient elf that has been fighting since the war had began: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I'D COMMITTED WAR CRIMES AT A INTERNATIONAL LEVEL OVER A PRANK!
@roberthaggerty8887
@roberthaggerty8887 10 месяцев назад
THERE HE IS! ITS THE ELF RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THOSE ORPHANAGE GENOCIDES
@DaddyVeo1911
@DaddyVeo1911 10 месяцев назад
@@roberthaggerty8887 WHO WAS GONNA MISS THEM? THEIR PARENTS?
@roberthaggerty8887
@roberthaggerty8887 10 месяцев назад
@@DaddyVeo1911 IT WAS A BABY ORPHANAGE
@DaddyVeo1911
@DaddyVeo1911 10 месяцев назад
@@roberthaggerty8887 EASY PREY!
@insanecrazyman7637
@insanecrazyman7637 10 месяцев назад
​@@roberthaggerty8887THEY ATTACKED FIRST
@Fire_of756
@Fire_of756 10 месяцев назад
If that elven queen isn't dead already, she's gonna wish she was.
@emokitten4ever
@emokitten4ever 10 месяцев назад
I would say that more about the orc king
@arandomsystemglitch2398
@arandomsystemglitch2398 5 месяцев назад
​@@emokitten4everboth both but more elf queen since now both side know why the war started and now see the elf was at fault for a over reaction
@brucejedilee5290
@brucejedilee5290 5 месяцев назад
​​@@arandomsystemglitch2398 She just didn't attend his party, the orc overreacted by cutting off trade over something so small
@rood6422
@rood6422 4 месяца назад
​@@brucejedilee5290Yeeeaaah, Orc King more guilty here. That said, from prank to 2000 year long war is one hell of an escalation.
@guilhermecunha2969
@guilhermecunha2969 2 месяца назад
Elf live for long but not THAT LONG 2000 y dude But her great granddaughter/son should be around
@bobcabbit6343
@bobcabbit6343 10 месяцев назад
Didn't take them long to figure it out. On the bright side they can all join hands in hating the idiots that started the stupid war in the first place. Man if only real world conflicts could be ended so easy.
@OrionDragon3241
@OrionDragon3241 10 месяцев назад
How does this have no likes? As an American I’ll fix that
@goraningesson3938
@goraningesson3938 10 месяцев назад
I don’t think the elves would blame *just* the Orc King for pulling the prank, but blame the entire orc race for their ”barbaric” nature. And I feel like the orcs wouldn’t *just* blame the Elf Queen for her taking a joke to seriously, but blame the entire elven rave for being a bunch of prudes
@bobcabbit6343
@bobcabbit6343 10 месяцев назад
@goraningesson3938 I mean probably. But I can dream right?
@Numbuh214
@Numbuh214 10 месяцев назад
I was going to like it... but I'm not gonna be the one to ruin it. Stay 69, soldier. Stay 69.
@bobcabbit6343
@bobcabbit6343 10 месяцев назад
@@Numbuh214 I can't even be mad. I salute you!
@Victor-056
@Victor-056 9 месяцев назад
1:21 Funny part is, I realized that the Ork Scholar kind of already realized that the Whole war's origin was going to be an Utterly daft case by this part of the comic, as he's notably showing the Elf Scholar the page, as if saying "Oh boy, we're not going to like this".
@Zack_Zander
@Zack_Zander 8 месяцев назад
And then it got worse
@Primezilla_Japan-style_1998
@Primezilla_Japan-style_1998 2 месяца назад
@@Zack_Zander much much worse
@AtlasGaming-1993
@AtlasGaming-1993 2 месяца назад
He already knew some buffoonery was afoot for a king to cut off gold trade because their leader didn't attend his birthday party
@dakrabking
@dakrabking 2 месяца назад
He had also gotten noticably more concerned at that point, bro knew this was gonna be bullshit.
@GukorD
@GukorD 10 месяцев назад
Necromancer : Do you want to hire me?
@AMPMASTER10
@AMPMASTER10 2 месяца назад
How much for your services?
@metaparalysis3441
@metaparalysis3441 2 месяца назад
Work for exposure?
@GukorD
@GukorD 2 месяца назад
@@metaparalysis3441 Don't worry, I work for.... Experience and science... I will work for every-"BODY" (Currently practicing for a new necromancy spell and need a few samples from ancient creature including orc and elf)
@GukorD
@GukorD 2 месяца назад
@@metaparalysis3441 Necromancer : Exposure is good enough seeing that even my teacher doesn't appreciate me arising his first wife
@Kasaku-kirikaya
@Kasaku-kirikaya Месяц назад
@@GukorDElf: “Ah. Understandable, so… what do you say to….30 gold coins and… 3 silver coins? Of course you will be paid additionally if you also resurrect the orc king.” *The elf male holds out a pouch which of course held the coins.*
@desadograisedrobot515
@desadograisedrobot515 9 месяцев назад
The Orc King Gilgustus and Elf Queen Alistia in the afterlife. Alistia: After all these years here... I forgive you for the egg thing. Gilgustus: Same. Thanks for being in my 1920th Deathday Party. They get brought back to life. Both: What the- The orcs and elves: GET THEIR ASS! We are killing them again!
@articusramos808
@articusramos808 9 месяцев назад
Human lich necromancy: Sorry you two.... the officers of both sides had payed for your resurrections. I may be your old friend from our adventuring days but i told you that egg bit was going to be the end of both of you. Now that thats over with..... get em
@theenderdestruction2362
@theenderdestruction2362 8 месяцев назад
​@@articusramos808another lich: ayy true anyways want some rum?
@Nova_Ghost_Gamer
@Nova_Ghost_Gamer 2 месяца назад
Half orcs: Ooh, they're in trouble! Half elfs: Yea. Let's watch what happens next!
@arcanegamer2723
@arcanegamer2723 2 месяца назад
@@Nova_Ghost_Gamer another random lich is the human queen fineth still kicking i told her id give her grand child help on his quest and now her rivial the baker from 5 towns over is dead so their quest is complete and i can have tea and spill the tea
@MoonWeaver000
@MoonWeaver000 Месяц назад
​@@articusramos808The lich is just a wizard with common sense that achieved lichdom to see what happens when they realize how stupid the war is.
@danielvillalba5375
@danielvillalba5375 9 месяцев назад
I do love the fact they were able to come together and have a ceasefire to find out why they hated each other so they can go back to hating each other. Only to realize it was because of a stupid prank that escalated.
@luckyalvin3947
@luckyalvin3947 8 дней назад
Now it's hard to start hating each other again. Because it's stupid.
@TheDeadCobraTheDeadCobra
@TheDeadCobraTheDeadCobra 10 месяцев назад
The truth probably is the Ork King and Elf Queen did not wanted to reveal they're relationship with one another so they had to pretend they hated eachother
@DarkArtistKaiser
@DarkArtistKaiser 10 месяцев назад
I could believe that considering how the two were apparently close enough for him to pull a prank on her.
@creatorbot0056
@creatorbot0056 10 месяцев назад
I swear that is one funny as shi
@kitsflame1432
@kitsflame1432 10 месяцев назад
They were probably married Never even got a divorce
@justinlindfors8512
@justinlindfors8512 10 месяцев назад
Official head canon
@Borderose
@Borderose 9 месяцев назад
Elf Queens are also known Thirst Pits. They crave orc spunk.
@ProfessorCatPro
@ProfessorCatPro 10 месяцев назад
The butterfly effect at its finest turning what would have normally been an inconsequential detail into a massive escalation that is way out of proportion
@katamed5205
@katamed5205 10 месяцев назад
You mean snowball effect
@galomir833
@galomir833 10 месяцев назад
butturfly effect is for time travel but yea your not wrong on the idea
@DeathlordSlavik
@DeathlordSlavik 9 месяцев назад
​@@galomir833 No it applies to things other then time travel it is just associated with that because of that movie. In reality it relates to anything where tiny changes can lead to dramatic effects and is one of many parts of chaos theory. It was also associated strongly with weather for many many years with the whole butterfly flaps its wings and you get a hurricane on the other side of the planet along with other variations of that saying.
@heartlessnobody1143
@heartlessnobody1143 2 месяца назад
Which is why royalty is bullshit, and we should unban the use of guillhotines
@rapson158
@rapson158 2 месяца назад
The butterfly effect comes from: Can a flap of a butterflies' wings cause a tornado on the other side of the World? Often times snowball and butterfly effects are similar and connected
@tacituskilgore5372
@tacituskilgore5372 10 месяцев назад
The US and the UK almost go to a war for a pig
@adamwelch4336
@adamwelch4336 10 месяцев назад
And a potato garden!
@XD-sc4ix
@XD-sc4ix 10 месяцев назад
Literally because a guy shot someone's pig because he kept eating his potatoes
@kennethsoto7562
@kennethsoto7562 10 месяцев назад
Wait are you serious?!! 😂that is hilarious please tell me more
@adamwelch4336
@adamwelch4336 10 месяцев назад
@@kennethsoto7562 go to oversimplified
@kennethsoto7562
@kennethsoto7562 10 месяцев назад
@@XD-sc4ix this keeps getting funnier
@Jack5628
@Jack5628 10 месяцев назад
The realization that they sent thousands of their own people to die in a war that was started for no good reason seeing their best friends and comrades being slaughtered over a stupid prank it's kind of sad when you think about it
@Jack5628
@Jack5628 9 месяцев назад
@@Myrid-oo4xm humanity will never stop killing itself
@Jack5628
@Jack5628 9 месяцев назад
@@Myrid-oo4xm the imperium of man?
@Jack5628
@Jack5628 9 месяцев назад
@@Myrid-oo4xm the Dark age of technology? When the men of iron betrayed humanity
@datkhornedog899
@datkhornedog899 2 месяца назад
Did someone delete their comments?
@Jack5628
@Jack5628 2 месяца назад
@@datkhornedog899 i have no idea wasn't me thats for sure
@fridayknight4231
@fridayknight4231 10 месяцев назад
All those soldiers looked like they were just thinking. "So much of my life wasted on a f**king prank."
@NumberedPigeon
@NumberedPigeon 10 месяцев назад
You know for a fact that when they eventually die, Alista and Gilgustus is catching everyone's hands, all two thousand years worth.
@celihenry3227
@celihenry3227 2 месяца назад
Well knowing elf lifespans, alista might be alive to catch thoes hands still
@indra-ty9iz
@indra-ty9iz 2 месяца назад
​@@celihenry3227 gonna ruin this section but, i doubt she still alive after rise of Slaanesh
@theenderdestruction2362
@theenderdestruction2362 2 месяца назад
Not warhammer mate different universe as orks in warhammer dont look like that nor do they wound like that and they wouldn't care abojt the reason only the foighting​@@indra-ty9iz
@indra-ty9iz
@indra-ty9iz 2 месяца назад
@@theenderdestruction2362 ah yeah i thought that human are from imperium of men
@theenderdestruction2362
@theenderdestruction2362 2 месяца назад
@indra-ty9iz there wernt any humans in the comic, though? And in this case elfs arnt exactly affected by slaanesh like eldar are, to be vored by slaanesh they have to worship it
@brokeboi-so3cw
@brokeboi-so3cw 10 месяцев назад
Damn, a prank really CAN START A WAR?! I've gotta report this to the dragonborn queen
@schwarzerritter5724
@schwarzerritter5724 10 месяцев назад
Read up on the Defenestrations of Prague.
@drunksaharan5787
@drunksaharan5787 10 месяцев назад
I mean a dead pig nearly started a war so this seems very accurate
@TypeZeta2
@TypeZeta2 10 месяцев назад
War of the Bucket
@elijahbrown1041
@elijahbrown1041 10 месяцев назад
I'm not ashamed to admit that I thought that's what the bay of Pigs invasion was.
@blank2276
@blank2276 10 месяцев назад
​@@TypeZeta2the bucket was stolen after it started
@kookieman2227
@kookieman2227 9 месяцев назад
Props to the scholars for their professionalism.
@_jpg
@_jpg 2 месяца назад
Hoomans could never
@EverydayYounglife
@EverydayYounglife 10 месяцев назад
Pettiness has started irl wars with hundreds of deaths though
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 10 месяцев назад
Kind of the point. Very often, a war begins because someone in power says, "This insults me. Now there shall be war! See how you like that, eh?" And then the war, as per usual, is vastly worse than the butthurt person ever imagined, and quite possibly hurts their own country at least as much as the other. And also a lot of the suffering is borne by civilians and people who had nothing to do with whatever ticked off the bigwig in the first place. All in all, pride can be very, _very_ bad. Especially when mixed with short-tempered stubbornness...
@yaujj65
@yaujj65 10 месяцев назад
I see it as WW1 in a nutshell.
@michelveilleux123
@michelveilleux123 10 месяцев назад
​@yaujj65 wasn't it some Duke got shot that really kicked it off?
@helpp822
@helpp822 10 месяцев назад
@@michelveilleux123yes it was
@michelveilleux123
@michelveilleux123 10 месяцев назад
@@helpp822 ah, ok then.
@GuukanKitsune
@GuukanKitsune 10 месяцев назад
This is actually very realistic. Once you're at a point where nobody remembers why they have been fighting a war for so long, the war is on the knife-edge of ending. People will ask what they're even fighting over and evaluate the reasons and then decide whether it is as stupid to continue as it was to begin in the first place. Thus even the most persistent grudge war eventually comes to an end.
@bellingtoned
@bellingtoned 2 месяца назад
Unless it's dwarfs
@WTFproductions0523
@WTFproductions0523 2 месяца назад
@@bellingtoned a Dawi never forgives… and they sure as hell never forget.
@crisrodriguez9359
@crisrodriguez9359 2 месяца назад
​@@WTFproductions0523 and if they do they consult the book of grudges
@AZIONG651
@AZIONG651 Месяц назад
*Laughs in Dwarvish*
@Eboreg2
@Eboreg2 29 дней назад
"Who cares about Belgian partisans?!!" - British soldier in 1918
@walterlyzohub8112
@walterlyzohub8112 10 месяцев назад
I remember watching the Avatar series where Ang said the fighting between the two towns over a time out between two children one hundred years ago got misremembered.
@Jan_Koopman
@Jan_Koopman 10 месяцев назад
Yeah, but he made that up
@crowhawks96
@crowhawks96 10 месяцев назад
Lol yeah, he made that up to get the two tribes to stop fighting and work together for once lmao
@tiberiusdawn2042
@tiberiusdawn2042 10 месяцев назад
What episode was that?
@Jan_Koopman
@Jan_Koopman 10 месяцев назад
@@tiberiusdawn2042, Great Divide
@scaredpepper1678
@scaredpepper1678 10 месяцев назад
​@@Jan_KoopmanSemi good episode in my opinion
@godzilla9619
@godzilla9619 10 месяцев назад
There was a war that started because a wife didnt like her husband's haircut
@parjai97
@parjai97 10 месяцев назад
Which one?
@candymanva9629
@candymanva9629 10 месяцев назад
I’m sorry?
@ADAJ342
@ADAJ342 10 месяцев назад
How did that conversation go down? ,"You have no drip, my love" ?
@Zack_Zander
@Zack_Zander 8 месяцев назад
I legit got stuttered and got stun-locked when reading that
@iconofthicc6086
@iconofthicc6086 8 месяцев назад
⁠​⁠​⁠@@ADAJ342”Your fit is garbage, my love.”
@Peter_Turbo4
@Peter_Turbo4 10 месяцев назад
And over on the other side of the Continent you’ll have humans Super-Genociding ourselves for the 12th time this century because last week somebody stole a bucket.
@forgottendragonpriestartem3414
@forgottendragonpriestartem3414 10 месяцев назад
war of the bucket is funny as hell, weird history
@gilgamesh255
@gilgamesh255 2 месяца назад
Hell, we literally started a war over a pig at one point in real life, that had something to do with territorial rights or something like that.
@polishscribe674
@polishscribe674 2 месяца назад
"So, what object was stolen to make us fight again?" "A bucket." "Dear God..."
@mahbuddykeith1124
@mahbuddykeith1124 2 месяца назад
@@polishscribe674There’s more.
@Crusader820
@Crusader820 2 месяца назад
@@mahbuddykeith1124No!
@kelanjames8429
@kelanjames8429 10 месяцев назад
i mean in all fairness if the elf queen wasnt good friends with the ork king before hand and if it was humilating enough like if it happend in front of other people its understandable she wouldnt be interested in going to a birthday party so in all fairness the ork king cutting off gold trade was probably pretty bad for elven economy though its understandable why the orks would invade after the river was diverted but i think its fair to say the ork king kind of started the issue with the prank and then his retaliation as the queen not going to the birthday party was not a big deal... cutting off gold trade would probably have been a pretty big deal for the elves though.
@sashashadowhive6128
@sashashadowhive6128 10 месяцев назад
I would argue that, since the Orks and elves have an apparently very important trading alliance, it is too be expected for the matriarchs of one country to attend an important event like the 100th birthday of the others matriarch. Not showing up is a sign of not caring about the alliance.
@bluerdoll3460
@bluerdoll3460 9 месяцев назад
But then humiliating a foreign monarch... AND it being recorded in the logs would be quite the insult
@Nveous1
@Nveous1 9 месяцев назад
Then prank them back in good fun. Make it seem like they’re good friends. Don’t be a total bitch and not go to an important event like a birthday.
@takayamuramoto4490
@takayamuramoto4490 9 месяцев назад
@@bluerdoll3460 on the other hand, he was an ork, they are known for their gruff humour. So she overreacted quite a bit.
@bluerdoll3460
@bluerdoll3460 9 месяцев назад
@@takayamuramoto4490 and elves are prideful and and hurting it is akin to someone doing the clasic glove slap to the face with an extra dose of EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! and due to cultures they would not fully comprehend that, as an orc joke most likely elves prideful and overreactive orcs petty and insensitive also we are just continuing a squabble ment for orcs and elves I just realised, where are we going next? did king gilgustetus bring that egg originally as a gift or a omelet, but the queen mistook that and then he decided to play into a misunderstanding as a prank? or did the queen know the whole time and was bored and wanted to start some drama cuz the orc king didn't complement her hair she was flashily showing off?😂
@michelveilleux123
@michelveilleux123 10 месяцев назад
Its the phrase "Wars have been started for less." That comes to mind. 😅
@theonewhouploadsnothing1704
@theonewhouploadsnothing1704 9 месяцев назад
With this being how a lot of wars started in reality, I think this can be a perfect example of dark humor. Nothing edgy, just a sense of depressing silliness.
@starplane1239
@starplane1239 10 месяцев назад
Im waiting for the revelation it wasnt even Gilgustus whi tricked Alistia into sitting on the egg, but some random human who got bored and hid out of fear of dying.
@OneBiasedOpinion
@OneBiasedOpinion 9 месяцев назад
If this is shocking to them, they do NOT want to see what sort of things are written in the Book of Grudges.
@MoonWeaver000
@MoonWeaver000 Месяц назад
Names. Apparently they don't even write down the grudge.
@TheFoxfiend
@TheFoxfiend 10 месяцев назад
They are all going to be angry, but the people who they should be angry with will be long dead at this point, though maybe some of the elves that started the war might still be around. I would propose a yearly festival involving war games or athletic competitions. Some people might be surprised how many wars have been prevented just because of the Olympics, and it gives them something to focus their attention and frustrations on.
@horushyperion76
@horushyperion76 9 месяцев назад
Idk about that because Nazi Germany still invade Poland despite of the Olympics.
@fernadogonzalez2940
@fernadogonzalez2940 8 месяцев назад
I say a recreation of the first battle fought in the war
@GarkKahn
@GarkKahn 2 месяца назад
A few of the hundreds african civil wars stopped or at least agreed on a ceasefire because of (football) world cup qualifiers or the tournament itself believe it or not
@hiwaga7399
@hiwaga7399 Месяц назад
sorry to be a weeb on main but this is what the chūnin exams are for
@Alverant
@Alverant 10 месяцев назад
The reason why the Ork king pulled that prank was because the Elf queen made a joke about an ork entertainer laid an egg on stage.
@OrionDragon3241
@OrionDragon3241 10 месяцев назад
Them: iTs JuST a PrANk The consequences of the prank: Edit: OH MI GOSH IM FAMOUS
@lsthero5863
@lsthero5863 10 месяцев назад
You’ve be surprised to know How many wars were fought or almost fought for things as stupid or more. For example, look into the war of the pig…
@m4y013
@m4y013 10 месяцев назад
Oh yeah picket is a scary guy in the civil war tho
@nadadada3938
@nadadada3938 10 месяцев назад
let be not forgotten the bucket
@wobblewokgaming655
@wobblewokgaming655 9 месяцев назад
There was a war that was almost waged over lobsters as well.
@lsthero5863
@lsthero5863 9 месяцев назад
@@nadadada3938 To be fair, the bucket was the final insult, the war was fought between the suporters of the emperor and the pope
@yeboxxxchannel2505
@yeboxxxchannel2505 7 месяцев назад
Cod war of Iceland and Great Britain over the Cod fish territory.. Over FISH, there was almost a war.
@zeropsaft
@zeropsaft 10 месяцев назад
Sitting on an egg could also mean the orc king slept with the elf queen. The reason it changed was beacuse of the evolution of the language of the respective races.
@barricadedpurifier
@barricadedpurifier 10 месяцев назад
That’s how it is irl as well. Small things culminating and snowballing into a multitude of situations and tensions that eventually escalates into conflict or even war. Many have even forgotten what they were even fighting for in the first place or why they even hate each other at all. And when they eventually find out, it turns out to be petty stuff like land or taxes or ancient grievances and squabbles.
@willanderson2277
@willanderson2277 2 месяца назад
Orc turning to the elf next to him "Down with the autocracy?" Elf "Down with the autocracy!"
@SwordGhost
@SwordGhost Месяц назад
Communism Shall start !!!
@Beedronious
@Beedronious 10 месяцев назад
Human bard explaining this in the future: And that's how the war stopped and peace was achieved, that is...until the Dwarves ran out of ingredients to make alcohol with Orc Son: Wow! That was such a cool story! Thanks Dad! Elf Daughter: But why did the Orc make the Elf Queen sit on an egg? Human Bard: *sips drink nonchalantly* N-no idea
@theenderdestruction2362
@theenderdestruction2362 8 месяцев назад
The lich: it meant they had children hence humanity, how? Magic also I'm taking the rum barrel you owe me for that magic ukulele
@demiurge7150
@demiurge7150 10 месяцев назад
The orc king was legend how the hell he trick elven queen to sit on egg
@pseudodachi4406
@pseudodachi4406 Месяц назад
I for one believe it's because they were married but didn't tell anyone.
@attemptedunkindness3632
@attemptedunkindness3632 10 месяцев назад
Meanwhile, the Noble Dwarves are undermining the Green-skins and Knife-ears of every precious metal and mineral they have ever known just to fund the proxy wars against one another all the while keeping accurate history and technology alive in the form of a Grudge Book.**Laughs in Dawi** Rock & Stone!
@NCRVeteranRanger
@NCRVeteranRanger 2 месяца назад
Repub if hate elves.
@enderknight1442
@enderknight1442 2 месяца назад
You'd be surprised with how accurately this is to real life.
@gold3987
@gold3987 10 месяцев назад
The slow realization from everyone and the soon yelling at the end As funny as it it, it quickly becomes tragic... especially when it lasted for two thousand years. . . LIKE we know how bad war can be, HOly crap
@SkyEcho751
@SkyEcho751 9 месяцев назад
War of the Bucket, and War of the Pig. These are completely real things. Wars can start over the most petty of reasons.
@korhol2065
@korhol2065 7 месяцев назад
Technically the war of the bucket was mostly over a fort being taken and stuff related to the pope vs emperor events going on at the time But damn schools really want us to believe that is was because of a bucket
@francescoparisi1081
@francescoparisi1081 2 месяца назад
The Pig War isn’t even an actual War, it’s a feud between an exalted American veteran and a British landowner.
@matthewcardoza1190
@matthewcardoza1190 2 месяца назад
⁠@@francescoparisi1081perhaps it wasn’t, but that “simple dispute” quickly grew larger thanks to the snowball effect, and came VERY close to becoming an ACTUAL war.
@deeplyt00ting
@deeplyt00ting 2 месяца назад
​@@matthewcardoza1190 It still never escalated to an actual shooting war because higher ups in both the British and American military saw how stupid the situation was.
@Aaa-vp6ug
@Aaa-vp6ug 13 дней назад
The War of the Bucket didn’t have the bucket as the cause, the bucket was stolen after it began
@no_enerji
@no_enerji 2 месяца назад
to be fair, ignoring an invitation from royalty is basically one of the worst insults you could make towards them
@zeroxthesoldat4410
@zeroxthesoldat4410 10 месяцев назад
There are orks. There are elves. There is not a single element of 40k in sight.
@the_coconut_man7759
@the_coconut_man7759 10 месяцев назад
Well that escalated quickly
@90enemies
@90enemies 10 месяцев назад
If I were them I'd pull of a classic French Moment. Basically gather up all the Ruling Noble Orc and Elfs and send them to the Guillotine.
@prestonjones1653
@prestonjones1653 10 месяцев назад
Considering what happened to France since, probably not the smartest move. How many Republics have they had this week?
@90enemies
@90enemies 10 месяцев назад
@@prestonjones1653 It's because these days they're doing the revolution thing without the Guillotine. France was never the same the moment they outlawed the use of guillotine.
@amoral_minority
@amoral_minority 2 месяца назад
And then orcs and elves united and declared war on their leaders
@speedy01247
@speedy01247 10 месяцев назад
Before you think this is unbelievable remember the pig war where the US and UK/Canada nearly went to war over a pig and some small islands almost no one cared about.
@IamMeHere2See
@IamMeHere2See 2 месяца назад
And this is why I complete understand anyone's "zero-pranks-tolernace" position.
@dravenrogers7040
@dravenrogers7040 10 месяцев назад
The worst part is for the else is that they're the ones who got pranked it wasn't even fully a good prank
@theseriesofheroesrise2149
@theseriesofheroesrise2149 10 месяцев назад
So good! I love the orcs' and elves' faces in the end -- so funny!😂
@Nobody-wp4ds
@Nobody-wp4ds 9 месяцев назад
Ya know, the funny thing is that stuff like this has probably happened plenty of times within our own timeline and history.
@AverageYouTubeenjoyer497
@AverageYouTubeenjoyer497 9 месяцев назад
“It’s just a prank bro”
@SpeedMaster642
@SpeedMaster642 10 месяцев назад
And this is why you should always pay attention to history
@Darkwolfsbane
@Darkwolfsbane 9 месяцев назад
Eerily close to how a lot of wars actually started (the bucket war, the pig war, the glass bottle incident that escalated into a war, etc)
@thomasyoung3112
@thomasyoung3112 10 месяцев назад
oh my gosh this is hilarious. i have watched it five times and laughed every time
@mr.e6289
@mr.e6289 10 месяцев назад
what is kind of sobering is that this isn't to far off from how some actual small wars have started, just two rulers being dicks to each other and boom sending people to die.
@luzifershadres
@luzifershadres 2 месяца назад
Elf and Orc royality: Why is there an amry of Elfs and orcs in front of my castel?
@VanadiumInc
@VanadiumInc 10 месяцев назад
It's not Wh40k, but still funny
@Maybilene
@Maybilene 10 месяцев назад
Damn, imagine losing your loved ones in a war that started from a prank😂
@everyonethinksyoureadeathm5773
@everyonethinksyoureadeathm5773 Месяц назад
Orc commander: Regicide? Elf Commander: Regicide Orc commander: so we are in agreement? Elf commander: indeed we are...
@MisterFiasco
@MisterFiasco 6 дней назад
Props to the scholars for getting all that from what looks to be AT MOST less than thirty books. Pooled together from all of what they had left. I guess A LOT of libraries were burned down.
@Pigraider268
@Pigraider268 10 месяцев назад
I like this dwarfish look orcs have in this comics
@blueotter5954
@blueotter5954 10 месяцев назад
They all need therapy. 2000 years...
@mr.trouble827
@mr.trouble827 5 месяцев назад
And thus, the elves and orcs stopped the war, by stopping eachother's ruler's heart
@davethm75
@davethm75 Месяц назад
To say "well that escalated quuckly" seems about right
@iron4517
@iron4517 10 месяцев назад
2000 years of endless war that started because of a prank that went terribly wrong
@Zack_Zander
@Zack_Zander 8 месяцев назад
On the bright side, at least it ended, right?
@Dennisentrekin8022
@Dennisentrekin8022 10 месяцев назад
Fantastic ✨️
@AlphaSorrow
@AlphaSorrow 2 месяца назад
You can hear the uprising coming the orc king might not be around but a guarantee you the queen is.
@Stofski
@Stofski 2 месяца назад
As the sholars franticly flip through books and text over the two they soon find that this was an ongoing prank war. Even after their passing
@Jon_REDACTED
@Jon_REDACTED 9 месяцев назад
It’s sadly not to far fetched that wars would start and prolonged over petty reasons. Have to sympathize with them though as they’ve been fighting and killing each other for 2 millennia’s losing family, friends, and homes over such a petty reason.
@Kelswagsinandballin
@Kelswagsinandballin 10 месяцев назад
That's shocking
@cybo_vampire9145
@cybo_vampire9145 11 дней назад
Ngl, assuming there are any elf elders, some of them probably lived through all 2000 of that war. Must suck for them
@williammaser
@williammaser 2 месяца назад
Imagine both the orc and elves work together to overthrow their rulers and establish a federation over this.
@themanisprofessional6043
@themanisprofessional6043 10 месяцев назад
I am pretty sure there is a similar story about in artist who got rejected from art School Or something like that
@Jan_Koopman
@Jan_Koopman 10 месяцев назад
Yeah, but in contrast to this, that was not the only factor there
@Dimnah
@Dimnah 10 месяцев назад
it's never the only factor, german already in a lot of difficult sitiation before certain someone from Austria do the thing it's like saying that the breakdown of Yugoslavia happen solely bcs of a bottle balkanized inside serbian
@underfall2749
@underfall2749 10 месяцев назад
War in a nutshell
@kaix9329
@kaix9329 2 месяца назад
Imagine realizing that a whole 2,000 year war was costed by a prank
@theawkwardpotato1973
@theawkwardpotato1973 2 месяца назад
The elf at the end has seen so much shit. So much PTSD because a small prank butterfly effected into many war crimes.
@showme2theexit
@showme2theexit 10 месяцев назад
... sounds like the level of petty an elf would commit to lol
@Aaa-vp6ug
@Aaa-vp6ug 2 месяца назад
Funny that the Ork King was the one that cut trade
@Nyxcha
@Nyxcha 10 месяцев назад
the sad part is...alot of wars started for dumb stuff like this xD ffs looking at you greeks...and...romans....and...everyone since (the war of the bucket......)
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 10 месяцев назад
Well, the "War of the Bucket" wasn't actually caused by a bucket getting stolen. It was taken _after_ the War ended as a jab at the city.
@prestonjones1653
@prestonjones1653 10 месяцев назад
​@@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim Bologna is still trying to get the bucket back btw.
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 10 месяцев назад
@@prestonjones1653 That is _Funny_ as hell. 🤣
@lordgzstg6181
@lordgzstg6181 10 месяцев назад
​@prestonjones1653 wait what
@lordchaos3090
@lordchaos3090 10 месяцев назад
​@@lordgzstg6181Yes yes and the city that has the stupid bucket is like: L + Don't care + Ratio
@EinsamPibroch278
@EinsamPibroch278 Месяц назад
Where's a Dwarf Historian when you need one? They never forget a Grudge.
@jyousemorenoeng
@jyousemorenoeng Месяц назад
"2000 years later, the Elvish-Orckish war ended, and both the Elves and the Orcs deposed their monarchies and started Republics, with the hopes that no pranks would ever cost so many lives"
@peachykeen53
@peachykeen53 10 месяцев назад
As funny as this is, it’s a really good example of why we need to remember history.
@CelestialProotDIY
@CelestialProotDIY 10 месяцев назад
I wouldn't put it past an Elf Queen to have that kind of reaction.
@nikogarcia201
@nikogarcia201 5 дней назад
All she did was refusing to attend a party. While the ork king created a diplomatic incident out of sheer pettiness.
@derfret1365
@derfret1365 2 месяца назад
This is why you carve your history with protective runes, on fire proof materials. Paper and books are to record grudges,
@LordCrate-du8zm
@LordCrate-du8zm Месяц назад
Krorks and Eldar discuss their shared histories, The War In Heaven colorized:
@vivantamara4609
@vivantamara4609 10 месяцев назад
❤♥
@FoamBot
@FoamBot 10 месяцев назад
😬 Oof
@El_Presidente_5337
@El_Presidente_5337 Месяц назад
Someone once in the comments expanded the story, it was a great comment, one of the best. "Sitting on an egg" was then a metaphor.
@PichuStardust
@PichuStardust 10 месяцев назад
Two thousand years. TWO THOUSAND YEARS OVER AN EGG PRANK!?!?!??!?!
@alejandroelluxray5298
@alejandroelluxray5298 10 месяцев назад
Meanwhile the Dwarfs realizing this is why they ended up in the crossfire of elves and orcs: *Diggity Hole starts blasting* *Massive army of Dawi infantry, battle helicopters and tanks marches to attack them*
@DarkArtistKaiser
@DarkArtistKaiser 10 месяцев назад
THIS IS GOING IN THE BOOK.
@jessedavid7604
@jessedavid7604 10 месяцев назад
This has nothing to do with Warhammer 40k
@josemejias5656
@josemejias5656 8 месяцев назад
This took the meaning of Prank War on a whole new level.
@nicholaswilliams6475
@nicholaswilliams6475 Месяц назад
“A war over nothing at all” That describes *so* many wars…
@TherealCoopYT
@TherealCoopYT 10 месяцев назад
First and amazing video 👍
@TheArchitectCOD
@TheArchitectCOD 10 месяцев назад
The first loser
@TherealCoopYT
@TherealCoopYT 10 месяцев назад
​@@TheArchitectCODi had to i really wanted to say it
@dwaynejackson551
@dwaynejackson551 10 месяцев назад
You still said more than first unlike most idiots.
@azure-cladassassin5425
@azure-cladassassin5425 10 месяцев назад
Hey, how ya doin'. 💣
@waldoman7
@waldoman7 10 месяцев назад
So to sum it up, every single escalation was orc. Monarchs being upset about birthdays and pranks became cut off of trade due to orcs, an equal retaliation from the elves led to full-blown conquest from the orcs, and then well the elves didn't take that and fucked up what was taken from them.
@aquila4460
@aquila4460 10 месяцев назад
Redirecting a River is arguably a much bigger agression as that has the potential of ruining a lot of farmland, and creating famines that could kill many thousands of people. Hell there are currently conflicts brewing because of dams.
@Anastas1786
@Anastas1786 9 месяцев назад
I'm not sure condemning at least an entire _region_ to suffer a _wholly artificial_ drought is "equal retaliation" to "You know what? We're not giving you guys our gold anymore".
@wizardfoxangel5300
@wizardfoxangel5300 2 месяца назад
I like 😂 how Everyone in the Background is Screaming about an Egg 🥚.
@Tonk029
@Tonk029 Месяц назад
You could say this is "War with out reason"
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