The History of the World’s Largest Crap

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This is the dumbest video I've ever made lol.
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Music Used:
HOME - We're Finally Landing
HOME - Before The Night
HOME - 4
Chris Doerksen - Bon Voyage
Chris Doerksen - We Made It
Chris Doerksen - Next In Line
Chris Doerksen - Perspective
Chris Doerksen - Flashback
Chris Doerksen - The Polyhedron
Amie Waters - ALAMORT
TheOfficialLobst - Cosmos
Chapters:
Intro: 0:00-1:49
History: 1:49-6:23
A new challenger: 6:23-14:18
A moment in history: 14:18-18:31
Business Email: bloomserbusiness@gmail.com
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@Suwawako Год назад

I legit believed the video was real until halfway in. The fact that this is essentially an episode summary disguised as a world record progression video is actually genius. Great job!

@skyluke9476 Год назад

Bono is what made me realize it was bs... hehe get it. B.S

@emeraldfinder5 Год назад

@@skyluke9476I didn’t realize until he mentioned Randy, since South Park does base some of its episodes off of real things

@jag92949 Год назад

I thought this was going to be a documentary on Bono.

@cameronpatton8243 Год назад

this is what good writing does shows how good he is at creating content

@MCDCSZN Год назад

And the picture of the guy from the 50's wearing modern day clothes lol

@juliettecornelis5833 Год назад

I’m not sure how drunk you were while coming up with this, but it’s blooms so I’m still going to watch it

@alexozarous Год назад

ThTs literally what I said just now

@Coookiiiiiiee Год назад

Real

@chattaboxxx2332 Год назад

If blooms was drunk coming up with this I recommend he drink more often. This was amazing.

@slogary4790 9 месяцев назад

it's like a documentary... i love it!

@erickfruin223 5 месяцев назад

I’m not sure how drunk I am while watching this, but this this the most hilarious take an an episode I think I’ve ever seen. Pure comedy gold 🎉🎉

@Bot-Mann Год назад

when summoning salt fails, blooms picks up his slack

@darthsnarf Год назад

Or his crap

@canteensupplier9084 Год назад

@@darthsnarf Nice one lmao

@Hollow5999 Год назад

A fellow man of culture I see 👏

@TrialzGTAS Год назад

Summoning Salt never fails. Always delivers!

@Bot-Mann Год назад

@@TrialzGTAS true

@likeironman3608 Год назад

It took me far too long to realize I wasn't actually watching a summoning salt video. This is a masterpiece

@Robert_McGarry_Poems Год назад

Lol

@robertlemmon3936 Год назад

Dude I feel you, I clicked it and got confused cuz I thought I was on blooms page then realized xD

@victore8342 Год назад

I can't believe he skipped over Arethra Franklin's record setting dump at a Hardee's in Memphis in 1998

@AndyDrake-FOOKYT Год назад

He also didn't mention the biddy.

@mystuff8602 9 месяцев назад

Oooh Family Guy reference! Nice. Deep cut, too. LOL

@Lone_Logan 9 месяцев назад

Chris! You were right it was '98!

@mystuff8602 9 месяцев назад

@@Lone_Logan that was a genuis punchline! Not that it was a Hardee's or Aretha Franklin, no, the year was what they were arguing about! 😂

@juiceoverflow Год назад

when i started speedrunning the largest crap record my life was in a dark place. i had just gotten out of prison, i was addicted to numerous hard drugs, and i had no money to my name. but the people i've met through this wonderful community have changed my life in ways i can't even articulate. truly, the largest stool challenge brings together people from around the globe like nothing i've seen before

@mrmanman1 Год назад

😞

@fredjones554 2 месяца назад

God bless you sir

@DustBud-ly9gf Месяц назад

damn can i buy ur stuff pls?

@tateranus4365 11 часов назад

yeah opium will do that to ya!

@chattaboxxx2332 Год назад

The way this whole thing turned out to be a brilliant 18 minute long joke about how shit big mouth is... I just... I just can't, this was f*cking glorious. I was walking around at a shopping centre when the big mouth joke hit and I stopped dead still, then proceeded to bellow out the heartiest, and loudest guffaw of a laugh that I've ever mustered, causing about 30 people to suddenly stare at me, I didn't care, it was so worth it, I didn't even care that they all then saw me literally drop to the ground and break down in tears of comedic joy, what the actual f*ck blooms how did you do this???? My god, you will forever be a legend in my eyes.

@Ilportavoce Год назад

slay

@maxchur Год назад

how many people clapped ?

@aethos0 Год назад

That definitely didn’t happen lmfao

@RitaTheCuteFox Год назад

@@aethos0 /r/thathappened

@drigondii 9 месяцев назад

@maxchur at least twelve thousand. I was there, and when everyone saw that I had borne witness to such an event, they all clapped for me, too...

@connormacdonald4722 Год назад

The use of Dall-E AI generated images of historical figures of the distant past holding onto enormous logs of poop is excellently implemented and I'm proud of you for making this joke for going way too hard.

@connormacdonald4722 Год назад

THE END HAS ME SCREAMING THOUGH 😂

@timothybrown5999 Год назад

I went to school with a guy who would actually intentionally hold in his dumps so they could be absolutely massive. One time I walked through the locker room and saw someone left a turd in one of the toilets, I kid you not, it was so long that several inches were up out of the water. Easily a foot long log. When I started asking who did it he just had the most satisfied grin ever. Only thing that bothered me was the lack of toilet paper in the bowl.

@justaboredperson5845 Год назад

How many kurats was it

@LAWMECHE Год назад

No chance he ruins his behemoth with toilet paper

@dejus_e 11 месяцев назад

What the actual fuck

@itstrashboi4142 11 месяцев назад

holy shit, that's a man on a mission to confuse

@yugoslavball1945 8 месяцев назад

@@itstrashboi4142that is literally a holy crap

@sobertowelie3267 Год назад

I admire this dedication to create a build-up of almost 18 minutes for a 16 seconds long delivery. Just like House Hexagon's masterpiece about World of Warcraft's Stonetalon Mountains zone. This had me captivated the entire time. 👍🏻

@BigT.Larrity Год назад

*craptivated

@DBG2k Год назад

The masterpiece we didn't know we needed

@wmsjake6960 Год назад

better than Pat Burke ?

@wnc2004 Год назад

Damn I didn't not expect you to be in the comment section, wow

@minajjjjjjj Год назад

dbggggggg

@M0ist_Ka1amari Год назад

Legendary

@indigoab4327 Год назад

Lads lads lads 😂

@levykatzman842 Год назад

As a history student I found this a thorough study of an overlooked chapter of history. 😂

@tylerpatterson3328 Год назад

As a fellow history major, all I gotta say is I'm sorry for choosing to be a history major

@tateranus4365 Месяц назад

actually paleoscatology is a thing, yes you can literally get paid to study turds...

@jag92949 Год назад

In 2008, I saw this episode when I was in middle school. My juvenile self loved it. I used to call Randy, The Crap Man.

@brandonnielsen3610 Год назад

The summoning salt intro music killed me. I didn’t know what to expect, but this is was amazing! Keep it up!

@Broycey Год назад

I love this video, it accurately demonstrates how all summoning salt videos are told to us, from using the same music, to the intro, to even having a timeline. This was very clever and well thought out

@williamprince9633 Год назад

I like the idea that someone will come across this video and take it completely seriously

@Robert_McGarry_Poems Год назад

Yes!

@jtluns9 Год назад

I had an 18 incher once... started down in the back of the toilet and came up out of the water, went back down into the hole and then turned and came all the way back up out of the water again. I was pretty proud

@RT-qd8yl Год назад

Hell yeah brother

@DMParody Год назад

And his name.. was Randy Marsh.

@lunamoth7044 Год назад

That was a monster crap. XD

@Brandon8211 Год назад

|'m surprised you put this much effort into the video without knowing it's "Courics" not "Kurichs" as in Katie Couric, a journalist that the south park creators didn't like, so they used her as a unit of fecal measurement. Huff Post made an article about it years ago

@md1987 9 месяцев назад

Thats right, cant believe he missed that 😂

@anothertodd 5 месяцев назад

They even use her full name in the episode when they define the unit as "approximately two and a half pounds of excrement." Brilliant video, nevertheless.

@UnsungUnderground Год назад

God this is the video that's gonna get you to 100k. I can't decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing

@bitterman7258 Год назад

its so fucking depressing that this is one of his least viewed videos

@RitaTheCuteFox Год назад

@@bitterman7258 it will eventually trust me

@dio_Brando1888 Год назад

This is actually quite funny and a great parody of summoning salt. 😂 Oh shit shots fired at the end. Lol 😂😂😂😂

@mattheww7846 Год назад

Also a parody of Secret Base: Welcome to a Moment in History

@anthonyalmaraz1258 Год назад

As soon as I heard the music in the beginning, I knew this was going to be good

@acidiccow.63 Год назад

facts

@ZeroBatzen Год назад

This video copies these Speedrun WR videos so perfectly, I love it.

@IAmTheDoctor00 Год назад

You know it may seem silly for Randy to cry over recounting the title being taken but its really a human moment. Even though it's a comedy show and a silly joke imagine thinking you've done something no one else is capable of just to have the award ripped out of your hands. There's billions of people on the planet and I can't remember who said (loosely quoting this) "there's is no feeling more human than the want to be remarkable."

@Besitzerstolz Год назад

I see you're a man of culture as well. Let's hope this masterpiece won't get taken down due to copyright problems.

@GNew0 Год назад

the fact you made this just like a speed run documentary video is just pure gold, i loved this

@aidans4588 Год назад

Please never stop with the South Park uploads, we can hand together and give you video ideas as a community if you run out of ideas too. There’s such little content like this on South Park coming out rn

@MazeMe Год назад

I'm in tears, bravo. The Bigmouth snear at the end absolutely floored me

@justmeink Год назад

Finally a genuinely smart, knolagable video essay on a controversial topic that is never discussed

@TManDude291 Год назад

The sheer level of parody, and commitment to the bit is praise worthy. Nuff said.

@lf2417 Год назад

This is south park level satire lol

@nicholasaugello2534 11 месяцев назад

This is where this man peaked in quality for his videos.

@ReadytoDiveIn Год назад

The fact that Blooms watches Summoning Salt pleases me

@nugget8297 Год назад

This is the video no one wanted but we all needed

@Nutter-os5qb Год назад

You know it’s gonna be intense when you think the video is over but there is still 10 minutes left😬

@Ilportavoce Год назад

I'll share this with all of my friends, and explain who summoning salt is, and the trend of youtube videos about speedrunning world records History that blew up massively since the pandemic, and the fact that none of them will find it funny is my personal cross to bear

@yaboialebo4717 Год назад

I love how this is being told as if it's a history of speedruns, it's great 👍

@quetzalcoatl8109 Год назад

I love the Summoning Salt riff lol. You executed it perfectly

@vincegood3949 Год назад

Bring a tear to my eye I think the reason why we all watch TV shows it’s to escape the reality which we are in watching 4 boys going on a crazy adventures is truly one of the great pleasures of this reality

@zegreatpablo7346 Год назад

Any video that opens with a song by HOME is always 100% accurate.

@toasty2324 Год назад

Please do more of these, it actually gives depth to the episodes without affecting the original story. Love it

@troublemonkey1_626 Год назад

Watching on the toilet to truly appreciate this masterpiece

@SafetyDJ Год назад

Quite possibly my favorite parody I've seen in a while! Great video

@dibkle Год назад

Just about as entertaining as most *world record* videos

@delusionalmerg1323 Год назад

why did this release as soon as I entered the bathroom

@STARFOXiswatchingYOU Год назад

That’s the content we weren’t expecting, but that we needed

@Ezmxct Год назад

The same font, same music, same transitions, it really is perfect.

@100twistthethird7 Год назад

I was legit asking myself this question a couple days ago, thanks for giving me something to view on.

@BlxxdLeaf 2 месяца назад

God I love you. This is the best poop joke ever made. While also being an episode summary. This is why you're a legend.

@Karlsruhe00 Год назад

MY GOD EVEN THE FREAKING SUMMONING SALT SONG THIS IS AWESOME WITH THE FONT AND EVERYTHING DAMN

@emergencyfood5849 Год назад

The fact I'm willing to watch this shit at 7:31AM on a monday morning says a lot

@mateusrabelo7890 5 месяцев назад

I must say this video is amazing. It's simply genius the format chosen for this review, well done

@akastation532 Год назад

Blooms wins best youtuber for collabing the Summoning Salt song in his video 😭at this point all he was missing was Wendigoon to pop up in his video too and this video would've broke records 😭

@bossk4708 Год назад

I love this original and self made video format.

@warren847 Год назад

The ending on who has the current record was incredible.

@LrrOfOmicronPersei8 10 месяцев назад

This is like... genuine artistry and tribute. Good shit dude

@josiplilic3384 5 месяцев назад

Salute to creator of this particular video for deep knowledge & also remarkable historical insights! 20 Kurichs for the clip & infinite respect,sir Blooms🙌🙏

@Maravillante Год назад

That plot twist at the end. Beautiful.

@simplyintricate4160 2 месяца назад

RU-vid just played this after a summoning salt video. Very few times in life have I been as confused as I just was for a moment. It's hilarious that this exists, since Summoning Salt is one of my favorite channels and Bloom is a newer discovery for me.

@chrisbeall3018 Год назад

Everyone is calling out the summoning salt inspiration, but the "welcome to a moment in history" made my suspicions that this was also secret base inspired true. S tier content

@spinningfreshbeats 2 месяца назад

this is how you steal a format 10/10 well done im sure salt would be proud

@la531 Год назад

Idk what I just watched but thank you sir, this was legendary 😂

@tommywood4145 Год назад

Ironically this is legitimately interesting and I applaud the effort in this video

@RuztyNails Год назад

I'm calling my power company to cancel my account, this is all the electricity I need

@Enocules 9 месяцев назад

I knew i recognized that music... That "a moment in history" at the end got me good. God tier reference.

@CJVDrums13 Год назад

I laughed so hard at the Summoning Salt music starting things off lol. Well done!

@ElvizNation Год назад

This is the most South Park South Park content I have ever seen

@RamaDeeZ Год назад

I didnt know how much i needed this until now XD

@justin3194 Год назад

This single episode lives in my head rent free. Saw it once when I was younger and it STUCK with me lmao

@bageltime8983 Год назад

Ayo? Summoning Salt reference? Nice.

@felipenascimento1083 Год назад

this video is so well made i tought it was about something real, you are a master

@callmeoak311 5 месяцев назад

I needed this laugh so much. That intro alone makes this video five stars.

@cobrallama6236 Год назад

I'm in tears man! 🤣😂You're a genius (as are the writers of South Park and Summoning Salt)!

@giovanniorellana2200 Год назад

This is the Number 2 best video I've seen this week!

@Sora321132 2 месяца назад

loved the summoning salt type video this was a great video

@Garythebeaver Год назад

Much like the hell on earth episode I feel like this entire video was created just for a one line joke and to that end I commend your efforts 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

@wall-egx6556 2 месяца назад

Bloom this was good so good we are watching it again years later well done.

@then33k4 2 месяца назад

this is awesome on so many levels :D

@juandiegotorres9632 Год назад

Truly fascinating history. I really do wish south park would recognize bigmouth as the biggest crap though

@RDAGamering Год назад

i love summoning salt lol, great video!!!

@nathanrahn4442 Год назад

Hilarious video combining South Park and summoning salt a great combination

@motmot_is_watching Год назад

Randy went through a whole Dragon Ball training ark just to take a crap

@Emprrrr. 5 месяцев назад

Dude the summoning salt intro n whole theme of the video is jokes 😂. New sub blooms, new sub 😏

@andrewglazer5329 Год назад

For a hot minute I thought it was gonna be actual history but then the timeline started.

@quertiqr Год назад

As soon as I realized wtf this videos I lost it. I really needed that laugh. Thank you so much

@christopher1367 Месяц назад

This is borderline brilliant man

@hat2876 Год назад

Honestly best show review video I've ever seen every other reviewer does the same old song and dance (not gonna say names) this is just a breath of fresh air bro

@morozovdenisss Год назад

This is definitely one of your top quality works

@JarrekAsF Год назад

I love that this is done just like the vids over at SB Nation. Absolutely hilarious

@matthewdoolan2257 Год назад

I know everyone's commenting on the Summoning Salt parody, but I love the inclusion of Secret Base as well 😃 great vid Blooms

@c0rn651 Год назад

damn this was the biggest set up for a netflix diss but i like your work ethic

@rah-rah Год назад

Love the summoning salt vibe, just love it on this.

@augusthansen6779 Год назад

This might be the best litteral shitpost i've seen in a long time

@kiwi._.4808 Год назад

oh my god one of my favorite youtubers parodying another one of my favorite youtubers video im crying tears of joy

@FarelForever 5 месяцев назад

I am in awe at this idea and its execution. Truly majestic

@skyluke9476 Год назад

Bloom made this video all to literally shit on big mouth. Now that's dedication

@MoostachedSaiyanPrince 2 месяца назад

The fact that this whole video was leading up to takig a shot at Big Mouth is the most South Park thing I've ever seen that wasn't in an actual episode of South Park.

@ispit-on-u479 9 месяцев назад

Lmfao I love the riff on summoning salts this is great

@mitchmcdougall8802 3 месяца назад

Great video love your work

@sparro768 9 месяцев назад

I love the summoning salt parody and the dig at big mouth. This might actually be my favorite bloom video.

@TheHairline Год назад

I was so confused while listening to the beginning. Such a perfect parody of Summoning Salt's World Record videos for gaming speedrunners! Love it lmfao