The Horrors Of McDonalds Playplace 

Guess what

When will creepcasts next episode come out?

Hey editor, *kisses*

shut up meg

Lol i love how you're like the average Joe in your reactions to things. But then you make these twisted dark animated videos lol

WIFE!?!

😂

God dammit 💀

I hope this like helps you get over it...

😂😂😂

Lmao, too true with that sentiment. You just don't know what the bodily consequences of doing shit like that is at such a young age. The only time I broke my leg was when I was 5 years old because I thought it would be cool to climb to the top bar of a tire swing set and jump off to impress my friends. Obviously the intent wasn't for kids to be climbing the support structure of the swing set, but we found a way.

Hah! I was just wondering last night, 'I wonder how many lives humans have..." Because I've easily almost died more times than a cat by the time I was 18. And still have close calls roughly once per year. Usually doing stupid shit or trying to get things done faster.

It would be pretty sweet if you landed that backflip though

@@slickestrick4117 One of my classmates in elementary school broke both of his arms at the same time by doing a backflip off a swing and getting his arms caught in the chains. I wasn't there to see it but I hope having both arms in casts for a month means it was pretty badass.

God, if the lady who spilled hot coffee on herself can get millions, yall better at least be millionaires. And to be fair, it does sound pretty cool

Oh the one that were out side! Shit was on fire! Slide down the lava tube!

I just came to congratulate you for spelling loose right. This is the first time I've ever witnessed it on RU-vid

​@@aggrocd1985I know right usually spell lose.

Kinda sick tho. You got a cool scar?

​@@aggrocd1985 That's so rare I'm about to lose my mind

As it should.

Dude it almost turned into that plane crash on the snowy mountain scenario. Do you think you could have survived? Could you eat enough to establish dominance in the tube?

@@menmonstersmachines you are evil

I would be traumatized for life. I have second-hand claustrophobia just from reading this

Caseoh lore

The hand thing with the fries is what sold it for me and the thousand yard stare.

26:03

Im dead laughing at this

Shit has me rolling

You hunt toddlers? With what, nets and Cheetos?

i'm sorry to say but your 1 year old might be mentally tarded then lol

By chance, was a man named Scott Cawthon a coworker?

It was raccoons. At least it would comfort me to think that if I were you

It was the forgotten children, the Children of the Ballpit

​@@WildertheHarpyI guess it wasn't.

So how often did children die there?

Oh word?

that sounds awful. Im crying reading this

Those kids ruled the playground

thats what my mom would do during the summer when my brother and i where bored and hungry. she'd take us to mcdonalds, buy us lunch and let us play. this was back during the early 2000s and i have fond memories of it

Good lord, multiple meals at a McDonald’s? So much salt and sugar lol

Well now some other poor soul had to do it 😂

straightup that's a hazmat situation

That's wild,why the fuck would the manager expect you to clean it

@capitancuba8962 to this day I have no idea. I can only assume cause i was a newer employee and cause I was 17 at the time lol

@@pittyxl650: Yeah, you gotta walk out if that happens, you have no choice.

"Your kid wins a Darwin award. RIP, Bozo." -Finland

@@viscountrainbows2857 "The stupid either die young, or become politicians" -My dad 😅

Another reason to love Finland.

what a buffoon child, those comics were better in your hands

Meanwhile some kids day was ruined that day lmfao tough shit kid should’ve left the comics at home

DUDE THOSE WERE MINE

​@@davealayaprove it or you're lying

Finders keepers!

Whoa dead serious no pun But where at

A couple of comments down I think a person had Saul your uncle climbing through the play place in got stuck

Probably one of the reasons there are weight ratings on each one telling adults not to get on them

Was your uncle okay?

@@-Katastrophe he ded

He died last year. Farming equipment accident on a pumpkin patch hay ride. I’m sorry, I thought you knew that. My condolences….

@@Manhandle730 I dug up his grave, he was actually alive! He had a special coffin with a compartment under it with food and air tanks to last him for probably a decade or two. Was planning to go up to 70 in there, pretty cool guy.

Coincidentally my last memory of a McDonald’s play place was when I was 7

@@StillNoClue22osama bin laden?

Isn't he on the FBI watch list these days

Microwave sized? 😂😂😂

@@stephentarantino1313 About as well as I know how to put it.

@@stephentarantino1313that’s how cavers and cave divers measure😂

Im gonna take a guess and say 30mph? Idk

I guess he got his answer.

Very fast

Did your parents have the 70's attitude of "better you do it right now to get it out of your system"? That kind of idiotic thinking was so common back in the day.

Your dad likes to party

for sure

I always ran into the weirdos lol, it was like a kids version of gta strangers and freaks mission

​@@alexryherd9810 Fr fr never knew who you'd come face to face with

I once hit a kid in a McDonald’s play place because he called Optimus prime gae

@@alexryherd9810 That's the best way I've ever seen that described.

how responsible.

That sounds like an awful idea. Get plastered so you can forget your kids at a bar full of rowdy & drunk strangers? Australia, from what Ive heard, has a bad drinking problem.

Oh my God I was a pub kid. Most of our local pubs didn't have anything but one in town did and it was something fucken cool when dad would say "hop in the car, heading to the royal"

​@@cogcog5264 it's called living

And then drive home with the fam!

Kids have iPads now. I have a few McDonald's with playplaces in my area and they're usually empty every time I get food there.

Yea. ... Now I'm sad(der)

​@@TomOfficiaI go away, spam.

Nah, marketing just got more sophisticated. Simpler colors and less clutter makes the messaging have a clearer context, while allowing for way more flexibility for promotions. The Monopoly game was the pivot point to this new style, followed by the "say I love McDonald's in any language" campaign and then the first truly modern campaign "I'm Lovin' It" - which has been the guiding campaign for McDonald's for over a decade now.

yeah i agree

That really stinks but I'm really glad other people share the experience of playing on a fast food playground while grandma reads her book

I see what you did

Dude the person whos dad that was also commented on this video lmao

This reminds me of Homer getting stuck in the water slide

I was that dad's little kid. 😢

I never got to do that. I still wish I had gotten some ball pit balls.

How did you manage to sneak them home? I snuck a crushed one home when I was 5, quickly and disapointedly realised that they don't reinflate.

The police doesn't want yo to know but the balls at the McDonald's play pit are free. You can take them home

I thought about doing that but always worried Officer Big Mac would come to my house and sentence my ass to ball pit prison for life.

Moms didn’t see the vision smh

That's so fucked lmao

Burger Swamp

Around Boston we always heard rumors of hypodermic needles in the ball pits

Burger King is better

awesome

I thought that was going to be a horrible poop story. Not sure if I’m relieved or not

deserved lmao

It feels like the buildings grew up with us, and not in a good way. McDonalds went from a happy child to a depressed adult😂😂

Tried to reinvent themselves probably because they were known as unhealthy

I hate the new designs, as well. On top of trying to appeal more to adults than they did in the 80s and 90s, I've also heard it explained that the buildings are easier to sell when they aren't designed with parts specially designed for a restaurant. They don't like how you can always tell when a building used to be a Pizza Hut, for example.

At least they're brown where you are. All the places in my town were painted gray.

@@donnylurch4207 But…but it IS a restaurant, what kinda crack are they smokin?!?!😂😂 I can kinda see what their point is tho. Shit what was that one rental store called? “Family Video” I think, it looks goofy af to see another business buy one of their buildings and make no changes at all😂😂

Oh my goodness I am so sorry that happened to you!😮

Lol deformed toe

That's so random, but I'm kinda glad Im claustrophobic now 😅

​​@@SaintShion I think he was talking about the plastic and chains suspension bridge. they use heavy-ass pieces of plastic that could easily break bones if someone else jumped on the bridge while you were stuck some of us had to learn that lesson the hard way

@@Zonedoutallthetime That's exactly what happened. Thank you.

Your mom an expert on biological warfare

How thoughtful

Lovely

Your mom deserves mom of the year for letting you out if the house contagious. Good job.

She loves you.

Its always so much fun, until you turn a corner in the tunnels and stumble across human waste. Then you crawl out and ask your parents if we can go home now lol

Bro, that plastic/rubber tree gave me Vietnam style flash back's to my child hood and playing at Micky D's. :"D

Por que no los dos?

Ball pits always had cocaine, poop and a snake in them.

The full Fallen Kingdom song in 4 parts #1I used to rule the world Chunks would load when I gave the word Now every night I go stow away Hide from the mobs I used to slay They once were terrified Every time I looked into their eyes Villagers would cheer my way For a hero I was, that's what they'd say One minute we had it all Next our world began to fall Away from all that it had once become They all cried for my help, but I stood there numb I gaze off into the boundless skyline Note block choirs playing in the sunshine #2 Turn around, pick up my sword and wield The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield And hope one day that this chaos and Destruction turns for the better Never a bow in hand That was when I ruled the land It was the creepers and the skeletons Blew down the doors and boxed us in Arrows whizzing by like streaks of light I tried all that I could to stay and fight As the undead roamed the street Families broken at my feet Life itself suspended by a thread #3 Oh, why was it that I wasn't dead? I gaze off into the boundless skyline Note block choirs playing in the sunshine Turn around, pick up my sword and wield The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield If this battle should leave me slain I know Herobrine will call my name Better to take a stand That was when I ruled the land I gaze off into the boundless skyline Note block choirs playing in the sunshine Turn around, pick up my sword and wield #4 The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield If this battle should leave me slain I know Herobrine will call my name Better to take a stand That was when I ruled the land I gaze off into the boundless skyline Note block choirs playing in the sunshine Turn around, pick up my sword and wield The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield If this battle should leave me slain I know Herobrine will call my name Better to take a stand That was when I ruled the land

Huh?

They're saying that if the sun is reflecting off of a metal slide, prepare to get your ass burnt

Special shoutout to that time I unknowingly went on one of the slides after another kid pissed herself on the way down. Or the time I popped out of the tubes to eat my nuggies, only to look up at the TV (that they had broadcasting the news for some reason) and see footage of the Haiti earthquake. Or the time some kid punched my autistic sister in the jaw, then blamed it on me. Fond memories.

Most likely the dad tried to clean up after his own children and just needed someone to sanitize the area? Hopefully

At least they told you. Usually they don't even say anything.

It was full on analog horror.

I was thinking that the whole time, shit gives unironic analog horror vibes. Half expected the parents to look around and call out for their child in fear

That is called McDicks not McDonald's you thinking of that childhood song old McDonald blah blah blah bullsh**!

I was cackling at how awkward it was Edit: Ok yeah the McDonaldLand part is quite weird

@@thegrunch6448 it's not McDonaldLand is McF***land creepy basement uncle funcle time playing with his pee pee and balls and made it more right.

The overhead for that probably isn't worth it.

Having a cleaning dwarf sounds like a trend from the early to mid 19th century

We still have PlayPlaces in our state...

I had to sanitize the one I worked at everyday. Every inch of it. I was 5’10 at the time.

​@@mf.danger9235At least that one got cleaned. Ours was so nasty. I personally found puddles of half-dried puke in there more than once & when it was closed for maintenance or something for several months, some kids started a rumour that someone shat in one of the tunnels right at the top and no one cleaned it up. I believed it

Hey, one of the top comments confesses to being a kid who shit in a similar situation. You might have your culprit right here.

@@ElvenRaptorIt was a joke because the end of it said “My wife was pretty disappointed with me”

@@ashoe-ys9el I was hoping they weren’t referencing that lol. Gotta use that brain meat.

it’s weird to think those kids are like 30 now

As a kid, i have literally never entered a McDonald's playground, without there being at least 3 puddles of puke and pi*s somewhere inside of it. So yeah, mixing a deadly amount of garbage food that gives you can*er and running around on slides and platforms is a recipe for puke, pi*s and sh*t covered kids and slides.

If you were 120 then, would you still fit in a tube today? How much do you weigh now?

@@pooploopsplease leave the internet for awhile

@@pooploopsWhy does it matter?

@@joshlowman9540 It reads like an obesity self confession. Just curious if that’s the truth.

@@pooploops Yeah idk man I understand having morbid curiosity, but just sounds kinda creepy. Plus it’s kind of not ur business

Yeah dead ass 😂 now McDonald’s burgers give me Ibs 💀💀💀💀 but exploring the forest is kinda my play place so I mean at least there’s that and in some ways it’s better

My guy... You were at Burger King.

@@SeekerGoldstone Exactly, never said I was talking about McDonald's. BK >> McD's

@@VictorSnakevenom1 "Almost" falling between the nets? I don't believe you 🍻

They were the original online FPS matchmaking

Kind of bittersweet

Today I recommend the Tekken8 Fight Lounge, good people in there fr

No one ever saw him, he was the spirit that lived in the structure. He is very real but no one knows his name

Oh for real... I remember one time a kid brought his Matchbox cars.....good times 😄

Lol

Addicted to female protagonists?

@@cookie5535 yes

Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Yeah it’s pretty accurate. I was never a big fans of kids until I had mine. I still dislike all other kids but mine are cool lol

no dude, the ones from the 2000's with the soft padding was awesome. you could throw yourself anywhere and it's just soft padding. it was awesome

I've had dreams like that. I played in one as a kid and never realized how bad it was until I got older. Like how was my claustrophobic ass able to handle that

Yeah just looking at that thing terrifies me. I don't remember having it at the play places I went to, but I for damn sure wouldn't try to get in that. Abso-fucking-lutely NOT. I liked the tubes and slide a lot, tho.a

I got in there at one. I thought it was cool. There were no other kids there at the time though so I had the run of the place. Both interesting and boring as a kid. No one to play with. I am now a large man and I will avoid tight spaces at every opportunity.

I'm convinced THIS type of experience(s) is what made me perfectly prepared for a career in EMS. Many-most of today's newly emerging first responders have no idea whether they can handle the vomit, snot, poop, blood, (not to mention corresponding sounds or smells) etc... and find out too late that it's really not a good fit for them because they have no tolerance to visceral life (or death) experiences.

Jesus Christ

Feeding us grain and milk

That's messed up for your parents NGL 😭

(look up the scalding hot coffee and chicken nuggets cases if u don't know what I mean)

​@iniminimoshimo also maybe them just funding mass genocide!!!!!!!

​@@iniminimoshimowho the fuck doesn't know got coffee is hot

@@user-zm4pv4ms1k it wasn't about the coffee being hot. it was about it being so dangerously scalding hot that the lady got very severe burns and needed hospital care. she had to get skin grafts and needed medical care for two years.

@@user-zm4pv4ms1k I didn’t. Because I had no idea what got coffee was until this reply.

No, I'm allergic🤧🥕

No

What are these orange cone shaped vegetables you speak of.

Candle

Carrots in a stew is good

He wouldn’t be “papa” meat then

Legitimate.

And farms.

Child labor laws weren’t established until 1878 so that actually makes sense