Death Rows Craziest Last Meals 

Gold. But wouldn’t you would actually have it in your mouth or ass for it to pop out?

Gold. But wouldn’t you would actually have it in your mouth or ass for it to pop out?

Actually interesting request but I doubt biology would work like that. You'd have to request so much of that popcorn that it's literally visible form yo mouth 😂

I'm half chipmunk, it'll work out. Trust me.@@danielsurvivor1372

Gotta add some oil to the mix, leave a bit of each in your mouth, and mouth the words “watch this,” to the one way glass before they cover your head

You clever s.o.b.

I too watched raising hope.

Clever idea, and obviously a joke--though in reality, the prison does its best to accommodate last meal requests, but they don't guarantee them. If you're requesting an item that doesn't exist or is out of stock for several months, what you would end up getting is a peppermint milkshake and a generic pork patty sandwich.

If I remember correctly, the mcrib is always available in Japan, so you really want to do the crime in mid-April right when it looks like they're running out of Shamrock Shake mix for almost a years worth of contemplation.

they would probably tell you to pick something else.

Same! I was like wtf I just charged them!

same and i don't have airpods 💀

My earbud actually died during this video shortly after the effect so it really threw me

Me too and I don’t even use my airpods anymore lmao

As far as I'm aware alcohol isn't served with last meals.

Tacobell and prune juice😂

@@MysteriumArcanum21:10 what about this dude ?

@@jalepeenus ok, so I wasn't 100% correct but to be fair alcohol is only given on certain rare occasions.

@@MysteriumArcanum fair, it’d be pretty lame to let the dude have a bit of a good time before finishing him off, especially if he slung infants around or something awful.

He was trying to be an asshole right to his very end

papa Meat did an awful job covering that guy's story, he was mentally ill and had no idea he was about to be put to death, and he didn't process it until they gave him his final meal. I dunno about you, but if someone handed me a few pounds of food, and then told me I was about to be pumped with expired chemicals to death, I would also not eat.

@@scottvertical398 I don't have any sympathy for a racist murderer, sorry. Mental illness isn't a valid excuse for being a monster, it's at best an explanation.

nah, fuck that, guys a dick shouldve declined making rhe last meal list in the first place

I could see him being forced fed in hell

Who was it?

​@R3fug333 if that were real, the person would have included the name or any actual details, they're just repeating a story they heard.

I tried researching for a few minutes, and I couldn't find anyone with that request specifically, so...I don't want to say it didn't happen because I really did just do a quick Google search, but it would be nice to have the alleged inmate's name. Interesting story if true though.

What’s your source

And that inmate's name? Albert Einstein.

This sounds good I'd want some red king crab and lobster as well. Maybe a bit of bacon mac n cheese and have bits of lobster in it as well. Of course the crustaceans would be preffered fresh. Oh, and whatever is the fanciest yet most reasonable champegne they can get their hands on. And a shamrock shake.

Solid, respectable meal.

I’ll change the root beer for a classic coke and a glass of red wine (separate glasses of course)

I would replace potato wedges with cheesy fries

@@greninjaguy5264 No 1 asked

I'm pretty sure he means the audio.... Because when meat says it the audio is bleeped.

@@GRAITOMand then immediately afterward he’ll let other demonetized words slip through the editing. Wtf?

@@lucasblanchard47 the reason he bleeps is to not get demonetized. I'm not saying I'm for him not having the bleeps. It's just what you have to do on RU-vid these days.

I want the firing squad and a bottle of Jack and a Le Grande Pantuer

That's how it is for Markiplier. The power that an editor holds, they must use it well, or not at all.

Well yeah, they're genuinely good friends with him, it's not like they're gonna say something funny and he's like "NO, YOUR COMMENT CAN'T BE IN THE VIDEO!!! HUUUURAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHH!!!!!"

definitely agree.

Definitely

Makes me wish that i were friends with him tbh ngl

Oh shut up! What a dumb thing to say, Wholesome.

Don't care what you want 😊

@@nolanchoshut up then 😊

This sounds like a white guy who tries to convince others he doesn't like bland food, idk why I think that tbh

@@beepbeeplettuce5890LOL

Dang

bro, I would absolutely ask for a fancy designer Japanese strawberry as my last meal if I was on death row

Eating one of these is now on my bucket list

I’ll add the giant strawberry to my list of expensive foods to try before I die, along with the fried chicken iced cream that costs $100 for a bucket.

i want one now

That's a nice sentiment, but they're definitely just enjoying the food my brotha. The food represents how "this" killing (of the criminal) was different than the killing the criminal committed. It's a 'last act of mercy/compassion from the system that will kill you tomorrow, despite you not giving that same courtesy to your victim' type of thing.' It shows there is still good in the world. I actually think it's a very merciful act, not an attempt at dark psychological torture in their final moments. That's dark, makes them no better than the criminal

​@scottsspot well said. I have kinda thought the same thing. Showing mercy to those who refuse to give it can sometimes work, other times not, but when they are going to be put to death for sure it definitely is a serious mindphuck

I had also heard it's humane just in case the person really was innocent of the crime.

Yeah, no. If that were true, everyone would be fed whatever luxury they wanted regardless.

Like scott said, its moreso that the last meal is for us, or the justice system in general, this person cant be redeemed in any way and must be removed from the world lest they do more damage, so the last meal is an additional layer of differentiation between their crimes and the removal of their life

Don't care!

​@nolancho if you actually don't care why are you replying to several of these saying you don't care

Don't care about you! 😊

holy shit man you got my stomach rumbling wtf

Mad genius

Christ that's a death penalty in and of itself.

forreal let the man live, thats enough torture lmfao @@vitaliymityushin2346

wrote a song about it! like to hear it? here it go!

Bro really just asked for two live animals and didn’t elaborate

@@wackojacko4580😂

@@wackojacko4580 I'm gonna eat em! I've had live eel from the store it's so much better when it's fresh. I've also been salmon fishing, and recently alive salmon is so good. 🤣 Like other raw animals would be gross and normally you gotta clean the fish but, if your dying anyways who cares about parasites and diseases 😂

​@@faytleingod1851 you are either a serial killer in jail already with and illegal phone or a serial killer that has yet to be caught. WTF

@@Nerdgasm0420 I mean youve eaten sushi right?! That's raw fish. The French eat steak tar tar. I don't have the balls to be a serial killer 😂 Maybe if I thought I could get away with it.

Mmm I do like shrimp

I think some death row guy asked for a bunch of sugary foods so he could go into a diabetic coma.

@@soxpeeweeI like you too bud

They'd know- either from previous med records or prison-talk But mostly I think dying from allergic anaphylaxis would be long and stressful Like long enough for them to grab an emergency epi-pen, shoot ya to bring you down... and then lethal injection

I’m pretty sure a guy with a strawberry allergy did just that :p

I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂

better help scammed me for $380/mo for some therapist to ask me about my fetishes 0/10 wouldnt reccomend

They have ads with Drag Queens and Tr*nnies, so it's definitely about making things worse.

didnt betterhelp sell out to amazon?

@@BlunterSalesI agree, they claim they’re all professional but I’m not sure. I had one for 200$ per session once a week, and he ended up just telling me he “couldn’t help me anymore”. So I stopped seeing him after a while. And then just a few months ago, a year or two after I stopped seeing him, he started messaging me on LinkedIn asking about my prior place of living? Was really strange. 😅 not sure if that’s legal or not- or if he even recognized me? But, strange either way. I recommend offline care whenever possible.

Girl dinner

@@solus8685 😆 True.

Thanks that’s almost completely what he said.

Thats a final meal that screams "zero fucks given."

@@tanbozorgie804i would add also that thats a bad mouth feel, when you die. Like, imagine having cigarettes also…

"Don't worry guys; he might still be alive until he craps his pants!"

What would your last meal be

@@myles831 Spaghetti and meatballs with parmesan cheese; fried buffalo chicken but specifically with the more tender fall-off-the-bone skin; some crab rangoon; a handful of seasoned Cajun fries; maybe a small bowl of Haitian or Spanish rice, and a tuna salad sandwich on White bread, middle-high on the mayo and diced celery with pickles and mustard, all with blue cheese and hot sauce as my condiments, washed down with a virgin Piña Colada and a couple beers. 40 size if they can manage.

@@viscountrainbows2857quite the selection for being on death row

rhymed

You forgot the watermelon

I legit switched AirPod and then checked the battery and saw I was still at like 90%, so I rewatched the part and got pissed😂

im not even using my airpods but i got so annoyed omg😭😭

"lotta cheeseburgers" 😂

Nft profile CRINGE

Nice pfp 💀

@Toothedwhale76 that's exactly the point, you get it.

Hamburger Helper beef stroganoff. I see we are from the same class of society

@@B-Killin

4:02 the entire span of these 20 seconds alone is an incredible Mona Lisa. Not sorry for my take. F’ing king 👑 🥩

You know, the more I learn about this Hitler character, the less I care for him

@@scottydu81 that has organically came up in conversation like five times for me, nobody has ever laughed…

@@jessejive117 It takes an elevated intellect to find the humor

Norm originally was talking about albert fish when he said that. Look him up. That dude was a real monster. Next level kìnda shit

Same for plain cottage cheese

​@@dyslexicboogaloonaaah cottage cheese slaps though i usually add a bit of tobasco to mine

@@v3es473 this officer, this right here.

😅

Absolute pisstaker thats wasted good will

I got angry at Texas for abolishing last meals over this. Seems like they run their prisons like a kindergarten where they punish everybody over that shithead kid making a mess again.

He’s a hongry boi

That guy couldn't pass up the opportunity to be a piece of shit one last time.

It’s the exact same sound bite my Beats Pro makes too when it does

A fury what?

I didn't even have airpods in and i still had to check them, they're even corded not bluetooth and it got me

ME TOOOO lol @@bludmist380

It got me too. I was just about to rip it out of my ear until I heard it continue playing.

As a chef, can confirm. So easy to get sick of shit you see every day. Some food is seemingly permanently ruined for me, no matter how good it is.

Not as much as he loved underage man meat

​@@roblobster10I used to work across the street from a wabba grill and cant eat it anymore. It's been five years.

KFC is timeless, specially with their jalapeno sauce, perfection.

You can't have people give you there cooking you get a chef

Dude I want your mom’s chocolate chip cookie cheesecake bar recipe. Please for the love of my life. Gimme the recipe 😩

@@alexandereldred7232 I'm going to see them this Friday and I will ask if I can share the recipe! I'm sure she'll be fine with it. It takes forever to make, but it is SO WORTH IT!!!

Your mom resents you and blames you for the murder of your beloved pet billy goat, Elvis. Now what?

@@alexandereldred7232 Finally! Here it is! 2 packages rolled chocolate chip cookie dough (or 1 family-size) Three 8-oz packages of cream cheese, softened 3 Eggs 3/4 cup sugar 1 tsp vanilla Grease 9x13 pan Preheat to 350 degrees Slice one roll of dough approximately 1/4" thick and press into the bottom of the pan, making sure there are no holes. Mix the next four ingredients together until creamy. Pour mixture on top of cookies dough. Slice, crumble, and place the remaining cookie dough on top of the mixture. (When my mom makes it, she likes to creat a little bit of a marbling effect where some of the cheesecake isn't covered by cookie dough.) Bake for 45-50 minutes. Cool, then chill in the fridge until cold and ready to serve.

I feel the same way eating subway immobilized by drunkenness.

first meal technically

I had jaw surgery and demanded a KFC afterwards, shit was cash

wow. cool story.

Human ziploc bag ahh

Busy vacation

I thought this was pre recorded so he can post this while on vacay

Prerecorded but so is all youtube lol.

This is what smart and prepared men do. He's obviously pre-made this video. So while he's on vacation, so he can breastfeed us with his beautifull succulent videos.

hes off to get milk

is it weirder if it’s normal? like let’s say jeff dahmer got a final meal, and this guy requested like a garden salad with grilled chicken on top, that would be my tipping point like “yeah this guys fuckn nuts”

You know the weirdest thing about the guy who raped and murdered 30 youngs boys, and buried them in his crawl space....the bucket of KFC and pound of strawberries he request as a last meal.

​@oliverwayke2592 😂 Would it be nuts if I wanted fair food? A corn dog, fair fries with malt vinegar, lemonade (throw some Tito's in it though), an elephant ear, deep fried oreo... Maybe I am insane.

They always eat so much. I wouldn’t wanna be bloated on my last moments

@@TygerHillis well to be fair you don’t get bloated. If I were about to die I wouldn’t give a shit about being full either, I’m gonna die after all, not worried about the aftermath of feeling nauseous.

That shit made me sad the whole video

@@Just2MeK yeah I wish I didn't see that, gonna make me sad the entire day

Actually ruined my whole mood 😭

Fr like what

Nah father flesh always felt like more of a chum enjoyer to me

He just hasn’t tried Korean Fried Chicken. For real, ever since I tried that shit, I never went back to regular KFC.

@@yggdrasil4986 nah fr

its not good imo

that's fascinating, i hope you have spent a lot of time with your grandpa. write these stories down. it's great to look back on them later

God, my crazy story is that my driving instructor’s cousin was Dauhmer’s first victim. She told me that they just figured he had run away again. This happened when we were driving past a sign that was like a documentary about him. Also, when I was a teenager, I was reading the newspaper and there was a headline that they were going to turn Dauhmer’s (I think childhood home) house into a bed and breakfast!

Interesting

Wow.

That's surprising. I thought it would be the other way around. Kind of a shame he never got a Gacy painting, it'd be worth a good bit now. Also my dad worked at the Cincinnati jail back in the 80's when he met and had a conversation with Donald Harvey when he was first arrested. My dad said it was one of the most disturbing conversations he's ever had.

Except for the woman. She was a "victim." So, everyone takes it easy on her. Crazy to think 1 would would have 3,000 people try to rape her and that was her defense. Chick was ugly af... No one tried to rape her, she was just a p.o.s. and deserved to be put down like a dog. I know this will get removed and I'll get banned because I'm talking about a woman. If it were a man it would be OK though.

I don't. The obsession with the punitive justice system is destroying justice itself. Sure, they are bad people, but the death penalty is still a gross corrupt concept. It has been proven to not deter crime, and to cost taxpayers more than life in prison. Not to mention the innocent people that have been executed. As soon as we all recognise these "monsters" are just people that probably were failed by society, we might actually learn to prevent this shit from going on.

@@aldranzam3456 Thanks man, I personally dont think there will be a society to study us after we are all gone, but if there is one then it's important for them to know that we weren't all complicit in this absolute and total bullshit and could think beyond the confinements of the populistic prison system that history inadventently lead us towards. When democracy is sham over half of the population refuse to vote, and those who do are widely misinformed, then at what point do we just accept that humanity is a rudderless ship, a biological mistake, an evolutionary carnard with no one at the helm to guide us to salvation, and that we are all going to die in chaos because we truly dont have what it actually takes to surivive for millions of years.

@@aldranzam3456 every option to deal with this issue seems horrible when I try to think about the alternatives. the mental hospital route could definitely come with its problems. i don't know if we will ever figure out the best solution for this.

@@aldranzam3456 Spoken just like Joker 2019. 😂 Although, I do agree.

No lie

I know I would've been pissed if I was sentenced to be executed after him💀💀

I don't know if it could help, but they might have used yukon gold potatoes. They are bright yellow and have a fantastic taste. The other option I can think of is that they seasoned the fries with turmeric.

Rapeseed oil or turmeric for the yellow colour

Metal as fuck indeed.

I cant believe you're actually seriously considering the ramblings of a mad woman as some kind of epic one liner lol The way you put it, she sounds like a prisoner of war or something. She's a murdering psychopath who remained psychotic to her last meal and got coffee, a full day before her execution. So no, the coffee she drank had 0 effect on the actual event in question. Get a grip pal lol

@@okeanosokeanos2716why did you even watch the video?

@@okeanosokeanos2716 You definitely wouldn't ask for coffee then.

​@@okeanosokeanos2716you sure he's the one that needs to get a grip? LOL

It was

@@LURKLORD92no it wasn’t. I’d watch it fs and it’s right up Matt Stonies alley

So...a death row request mukbang?

Dude i havent heard about Matt Stonie in yeeeears! I used to watch him all the time.

Many many many aren’t acquitted, and a lot of people on death row happen to be like a burglary gone wrong and the punishment should obviously be life in prison. It’s also mad racist.

Exactly, there are people that die having given everything to the world that don't get any say in their last meal, but we decide to give it to the worst of the worst. We should have them pick it and then force them to watch a homeless person eat it in front of them.

@@Peepee4brainI too like to say idiotic shit with zero evidence

@@bbg09delta The thing that blood thirsty teens like you in the comments section of RU-vid don't understand is that the justice system, as a concept in the modern, western sense, exists to punish, but to also ensure that basic human decency is upheld. I know it's really hard for people like you to understand why, as a civilized society, we wouldn't just torture and dismember even the worst of criminals, but throughout centuries of public executions and humiliations and torture, we've realized that punishing criminals while maintaining their basic human decency is what separates us from something like a theocratic tyranny, blood lusting and crucifying people openly on the streets, or stoning them to death, surrounded by cheering crowds. Having procedures and rules for this ensures that things do not get out of hand, and it ensures that people will not feel like criminals are punished arbitrarily in a vigilante way. Not to mention how you wanna bring a homeless person in and give them some food, as a way of making the criminal suffer even more. It's like a homeless person is just a prop to you to use for your own blood lust.

I agree somewhat, especially when they go all out on the meal and it’s just an excessive amount of food. But I think there’s a psychological component to the last meal that no one has been bringing up. The last meal could pretty much be a simple, lightning bolt reminder of how good life can be. You get treated to your favorite foods for the last time which makes walking up to your death just so much more punishing because you’re slowly realizing you’re never going to taste those goods ever again. I don’t know, I think just some murderer slowly biting into their delicious last meal and reminiscing on their life choices is kind of a cold way to send them out instead of just “eat this bullshit we spat out, dumbass. You’re going to the electric chair.” By that point, it’s easier to just double down with no regrets, at least from what I’m assuming. I think there should probably be a budget or some sort of limit on what they order though. Like, we only need to give them a little taste for the effect, not give them the greatest meal of all time.

Didn't Count Dankula do a video just like this?

Yeah I think he did

BTW, talking about censorship. 20:26 Papa fucked up

He’s always thinking about what his next few projects are and we can know it’s going to be on its own tier of content. He is his own thing like David S. Pumpkins 🎃. He’s the best creator of all time and just warming up. Such a talented great man of our time, papa meat 🥩.

I never knew that…I literally thought like 5 guys mag dump some dude….the story I read about a guy surviving like 4 firing squads makes a lot more sense 😅

@@AK574 yeah that’s what I thought too 🤣 but it makes sense why they do it that way. They don’t want the person to brag about it or have some kind of power trip.

​@laurenworlton7941 nah they don't want the guy who shot him to know so they don't feel guilty about it

@@ThirdGensAreOk yes it’s a mix of both. I study forensic psychology and people either feel guilty or some may even get a power trip.

@@laurenworlton7941forensic psychology is so interesting to me!

I thought I was just really high😂😂 glad you liked that too😅

You might be obese brother !!

Life's not over yet, you might very well be.

Why diet if you are about to die lmfao

Oooh, strawberry cheesecake sounds pretty good right now... Putting that on my last meal list. ✍️

I hate you for wanting diet soda

I've already had mine in mind for years on the off chance of a worst case scenario: 20 fried scallops with a side of melted butter for dipping them. A four patty chili cheese burger 16 ounce bowl of chow mein noodles Medium sausage and mushroom stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut, Glass bottle of Sangria seniorial (non alcholic) Can of Cactus Cooler Can of Brisk Slice of cheesecake A rum and coke

Eating like a king

Chalky flintstones vitamins 😂😂 Bloody legend

Wether his gun killed the cop or not is actually not very relevant legally speaking. You are guilty of felony murder if you are committing a crime that you could reasonably assume poses a danger to others and so done else dies in the course of the crime. Doing a robbery and having a fight with the police is certainly a set of circumstances in which one could reasonably assume people would be in danger.

@@paulhammer4941 No, that's not the way it works in the case of cop friendly fire. If you rob a bank and the cops shoot a bystander you are not held criminally responsible for the cops killing that person. Likewise, if a cop shoots another cop while trying to subdue someone the suspect isn't charged for the cop maiming or killing another officer. The only cases in which felony murder charges such as the one you've cited stick are when someone's accomplice to a crime murders and then they're all charged with it. Not the police misfiring and killing their own. Like I said in my original post. You should look up his case.

@@paulhammer4941still, robbery doesn’t give you death sentence.

Pretty much came down to say this. Cops shot at him, killed another cop, and charged this guy for murder.

Yeah they just ignored the fact that the bullet didn't match

What if you got a stay

As creative as I find that idea, they're not allowed to give you anything you're allergic to because of that reason

@@JaxlaOnlo That and they probably have emergency epi pens on site lol

Death row guards have a look at your information, including your allergies so you wouldn't get away with that order. Epi-pens would also be available on-site.

you sir get an upvote

Who hurt you?

@@BobBombadilthis actually sounds like what a serial killer would order. Like why banana milk?

@@n8archy121 Also who loves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches that much? lol I loathed getting them for lunch as a kid. Just the most boring mundane school lunch ever.

I’m crying, man, I just really like peanut butter jelly sandwiches and banana milk. 😭

@@monsieurshai Hey we all got our own tastes, to each their own :).

Beautifully said :)

i hope ur feeling better, friend.

Welcome to the Meat-Couch🤙🏼

Its been a month, but I hope you're doing better!

I hope you get better

What's worse is that even if you use it to feed someone else, they can just say "Lol no" it's like, ok you can have budget limits on charity work but fine with giving extravagant meals to sickos? 😅

He wasn't technically completely innocent but I feel for that guy who was put on death row for Killing the cop while High. For one it was a cop and two he wasn't in his right mind. Not saying he was some angel it just feels out of place next to a bunch of guys who killed old women and molested children

Chilling

​@@brandonsclips7741A cop is still a person. I assume you're an acab person.

​​​@@musclecarmaniac6914 They are still people, I'm just saying that compared to hurting a child, assaulting women, etc is much more heinous than attacking a cop. Cops barely want to put their own lives on the line when they need to but "it comes with the territory" so to speak. They demand respect they often don't earn when I hear about so many cases of a cop choosing not to act in a deadly situation. You sign up knowing there's a good chance you could die. It's just how it is. It's entirely different than the pure evil in the other cases featured . I'm not "Acab" but I'm "most cops are crappy and even if they do want to help don't/ can't do much because of the system that they're in"

Even if he didnt do it he'd still be guilty of the felony murder rule.

It was only censored at the beginning, he said rape later on if you opened your ears before commenting

​@@lnordin4854lmao you really got that guy.

​@lnordin4854 that's a little aggressive, but you're right. He said it and OP didn't listen to the entire video before posting.

They also edited in a little $ icon so you know it's safe to make money and say mean words

Even at 20 min in it's bleeped. My point still stands.

Never quite the same if mama don't make it

Yes same

Aren't they a huge scam company who doesn't background check their therapists so untrained people can be your therapist

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