The Infamous Poop Plane 

it must’ve been humiliating for the old woman, not only because they had to change the carpets but because she was considered a ‘biohazardous threat’

I think the passengers actually dodged a bullet with the plane being delayed in the beginning. Imagine if they had left on time and this had happened over the Atlantic?

Supposedly, she was on the rescheduled flight with everyone who had witnessed her incident the day before. I would die before I got back on a plane with the same people.

it was both blood and diarrhea. the poor person was so sick and was shitting out their guts soo hard that at some point, their hemorrhoids exploded and blood began gushing out of their ass along with their diarrhea. that's pretty fucking brutal. im pretty sure this person is either a new SCP that we haven't seen before or was being effected by one.

My dad is a recovering victim of this incident. He was going for work purposes and he has not been the same since. May he recover. True story

I feel bad for everyone involved. I feel bad for the passengers who had to experience that, the employees who had to clean it up, and even the women for the embarrassment she must have felt causing such stinky torment and udder chaos. Everyone and I mean EVERYONE lost that day.

As someone with IBS, this is my biggest fear. Regardless of where i am, or what i am doing, i always make sure i am within walking distance of a bathroom. Ive had a couple of close calls where someone was hogging the only available toilet and was 30 seconds away from shitting my pants. Luckily, the only accident ive ever had was in my own car without any passengers so I was the only one affected.

As a Janitor who suffers from people somehow have projectile shits I'm not surprised things like this happens. We had someone we called The Phantom Shitter who shat all over the walls and floor even leaving their poop inside our outside garbage cans.

This might be the single most humiliating thing that can happen to a person

I sit down to use the restroom and this pops up like magic in my feed. Papa, you always know how to make your audience feel welcome.

I worked at a water park, people would poop in the showers of the locker rooms. Seriously. One day, I got into work and not even 15 mins into the shift, I get called over the radio that there is a “spill” in the shower in my area. I have never been sadder in my whole life

Thanks for the appreciation Papa Meat. Shoutout to all my fellow janitors, cleaners and other staff who have had to deal with shit, piss, vomit, cum and other bodily fluids during their shifts.

I absolutely love the screaming grandma voice. We should see this as an animation

i love how chaotic this channel is

As someone that works with the Elderly and have for 15 years, my heart hurts for the woman who had the accident. I'm 33 and already have a pacemaker and have had to wear depends myself at times but I feel for her. Smells can go away but having to live with doing that for the rest of your days, would honestly drain me. I'd never leave my house again.

The recreation of the lost audio made me die laughing like I haven't in literal years. I cried after for like 2 seconds just from how happy I was that something actually made me laugh that hard.

Gives a whole new meaning to "snakes on a plane"

I work at an airport and I've seen them straight up ground flights simply because the team that services the on flight bathroom is unavailable. When you're in a flying tin tube that you can't escape for hours, sanitization is crazy important to airlines. Kudos to the nod for us janitors, we have seen literal shit 😨

This is just sad all around. I honestly feel bad for the person who caused this. Gotta be some serious health problems involved

6:13 ☠️☠️ “Smells kinda good”

Papa having too much fun pronouncing Barcelona is killing me 😂😂😂

My condolences to all the janitors. True heroes

6:50 dude I don't know why but the third gunshot made me laugh so hard like hysterically and unusually

7:10 um actually she would continue to crap even after being capped

Man, imagine if this was your first time flying 😂

I’m a simple woman. I hear that wet fart sound effect, I smile every time.

The Stewardess cleaning the aisle: I don’t get paid enough for this *shit*

"She went from solid to liquid" killed me

i feel so bad for literally everyone involved. this is a truly horrifying tale.

I choked on my morning coffee laughing at the ''This is what it probably sounded like''

This isn't the first time this has happened, a flight from London to Dubai had to turn back because of a "smelly poo" as the BBC headline put it

“Not that one” *literally September 10th on upload date* 🤣🤣🤣

As someone that puts their luggage on the ground in that little area under the seat in front.....this incident is going to make me reevaluate doing this.

Only Papa meat would post a video like this.💀

Imagine pissing off an entire plane full of people all at once.

i love the photoshopped old lady and her sounds in the retelling 😭😭

I love you Papa Meat!!!From talking about movies to medieval torture methods to poopy airplanes,he never fails to entertain us.

7:36 I cannot imagine the anxiety, shaking and tears that filled that bag. Awful situation all round.

Wow you editor just hit this one out of the park. I was laughing almost the entire time and your commentary was just gold. Props to you both

"We're going on a trip, but our plane is full of shite. Going through the sky... land this plane now."

Flights like this are my worst nightmare because I am aware I'd be arrested upon touching the ground.

Yikes, reminds me of when I was living on Oahu and was running into McDonald’s to take my daughter to the restroom… but walking in front of me was a middle-aged woman who was also going in and she *dropped a trail of both solid and liquid poop* while going through the automatic doors and created a trail to the bathroom. I stood there gagging for a few seconds, then promptly did an about-face and got right back into my car. My daughter and I just sat there for a minute in disbelief, and then just laughed until we cried. She was 5 at the time, and was as aghast as I was 😂 how do you explain that to a kid?!

Technically, bad dragon loves ALL their customers in more ways than one

"STOP SMEARING THAT IT SMELLS LIKE VANILLA SHIT!" "I think it smells kinda gooood" 😂😂😂

Funfact: The "DL" in the planes name stands for "Duce lobber". Many people always assumed it was "Dump launcher" but this is incorrect, and now you know. And knowing is half the battle!

Can’t wait for this animation papa

I woulda quit on the spot if I was told to clean literal SHIT from the carpet of a plane.

2:45 wonderful video but i laughed the hardest at "septmer 1st" idk that shit just tickled me

Air Canada recently tried to get a woman to sit in a seat covered in dried vomit, she of course didn’t want that seat and was visibly distraught when when told there was nothing they’d could do. Air Canada apparently apologized to the woman however she said that she’s embarrassed along being put on the no fly list

2:56 Amazing lightning sound

6:30 That tape recording session had me crying 😂

Best Story teller on this platform. Especially the recording part. Gunshots was just the icing on the cake.

I too, was upon the porcelain throne, dropping my kids off at the pool, when this video came into my feed. Thank you, Papa, for uniting us all through the brown.

Papa meat, you should 100% read in on the "The Poop Cruise From Hell" Have a fun one with that

“lightning GKHHĘẼĒËĚÆŒØǓŮŲÆÃÁÆĘẼĒËĚÆŒØǓŮŲÆÃÁÆĘẼĒËĚÆŒØǓŮŲÆÃÁÆ” - papa meat 2023

Hunter's outburst voice "OH GOD!" always cracks me, what an absolute legend 😆🤘

I know a person that poops so nasty that I had to take aside their brother and ask if the person was terminally I'll or very sick. The person was/is not ill in any way, they are in peak health. They apparently just ALWAYS poop like a sewage plant going nuclear.

That poor lady duuuuuuude. I hope to god her identity is never leaked like imagine sprinting down a plane with shit spewing out of your pants in front of everyone AHHHH

I actually love that bad dragon consistently sponsors him, and i am very sure they care about "cuatomer satisfaction"

I cant believe that much, gosh thats alot. This is really saddening. Horrible for everyone involved. As someone with IBS this is the worst fear that can happen to people with IBS. Did you hear about the poop cruise though?

Your poop story about when you camping with your dad is still the funniest shit I've heard this year.. thanks for sharing dood

"Code name: the poopy pigeon" killed me and now it shall be on the wiki for this plane.

im literally crying i hadn't heard of this story and your retelling 😂😂😂 i needed this thank you new dad❤

In JoJo: Stone Ocean, the threat on the plane wasn't an explosion from a pre determined crash but the imminent poopsplosion that would cover the gang from head to toe.

I greatly enjoyed the opening being akin to cryptid stories. This must have been a horrifying ordeal to contend with. Grannies and their prune juice I tell ya.

Now that is truly a tragic story. I truly feel bad for all of the parties involved in the accident

this whole video gives some real Internet Historian vibes

Please do more narrations like this. This is amazing

Someone needs to give the editor some kind of award.

First time seeing one of your videos. I had to subscribe! Your comedic timing and style are perfect.

Holy this style of video is so insanely internet historian like and pretty damn nice. I like this as well as the regular/new style you’ve cooked up.

Everyone is always worried about being a janitor for younger age groups, but i find mid to old age groups have a consistency to shit on the floor.

That poor woman 😢 that’s most people’s public nightmare. I also feel for the flight crew and the people who had to smell that for hours

This is why you should never eat Taco Bell before going on a plane

I want lighting and thunder to make that noise what papa meat makes 4:13

I checked out Bad Dragon, and it's helped me find out what kind of freak I am. Thanks. I love the story telling you do. This is by far my 2nd favorite video to the story you told about crapping yourself in the tent with your brother.

This just makes me want more meat canyon dramatic reenactments.

I haven't laughed this hard in years. Thank you Papa.

Bro this is the funniest thing I've ever watched in my life the editing was perfect 👌

I've heard of shitty airlines, but this is on a whole different kind of level😂

papa has been posting a lot recently i feel so blessed

Thank you for putting out such hilarious videos. This ones right up there with the camping trip story. I showed this to my 11 year old son and he can't stop laughing about the recording at 6:48. Your voice is gold.

6:47 - actual black box recording from the flight

Papa is the only guy who casually goes from xQc-esque reaction content to talking about poop taking down a plane

4:55 got me good 😂

That bad dragon sponsorship caught me off guard...

I haven't laughed as hard in a few months, you're brilliant. The part where you reenact the call and the aftermath was hilarious, I couldn't hold my laughter and I'm at work, was hard to explain the reason

the retelling of what it sounded like had me absolutely sobbing the GUN

absolute chilling audio recreation. literal chills. literally

Taco Bell should not be sold at airports

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! thanks for the great video.

I saw the notification and was very excited. I don't know this story and I know with that title alone Papa is going to bring his best humor.

Honestly, Meat has to be one of the most humble, authentic, talented, and genuinely funny people on this platform. You are definitely my favorite content creator by far. Meat gives off vibes of what made RU-vid so great years ago that is rarely found anymore today.

This is amazing been laughing from start to finish

My parents flew out from that airport on that very day to go on a cruise. Can’t wait to share the story of what could have been.

Her just sitting there wrapped up in bin bags is amazing 😂 how can a person have that much sh it inside them? What the hell did she eat?

Lmao this was edited and commentated so well. I have only watched a few of your videos but now I’ll be subscribing and watching more 😊 👊🏻

6:40 now I want an animation based on this recording.

I drink prune juice every few days because the medication I take constipates me. If it's bad I'll drink a couple. Never could understand how people with explosive diarrhea managed to get shit splatters on the lid and back of public toilets. However now that I've started the prune juices I am that man whose shit gets all over. I can sympathize with all involved, especially the lady with those knarly explosive runs. God bless all poopy pigeon passengers 🙏

I’ve listened to the flights recorded footage so many times it just gets better and better