The Internets Worst Weddings 

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Papa meat and his wife look like two lesbians that met at home depot and go back every year to renew their vows.

Papa Meat and Mama Meat are honestly an adorable couple. It’s like an ogre married a fairy.

The sad part about the purple haired woman is that her vows were about him and HIS vows were also about him.

"You are my little c*m goblin" Holy sht Papa, NEVER leave her, she just walks around y'all's house vomiting gold

The greatest best man speech I ever heard: "I actually was not the first choice to be best man. John first asked his best friend and he said no. Then John asked his funniest friend, and he said no. Then he asked his most popular, best looking friend and he also said no. Finally, he asked me, his brother. I just couldn't say no to John 4 times, so here I am."

Getting to find out our beloved Papa Meat is married and had a beautiful ceremony warms my giblets.

I’m pretty positive that the kids purple haired lady and empty balls dude have were AT THE WEDDING. And had to experience their dad solely talk about having sex with their mom.

I love that Allison definitely outed herself as an old school lemon/smut fanfic reader. Same girl. Same lol

you should animate your wedding from your perspective that'd be entertaining asf

I think we should have a part 2 with more of this, we missed cake smashing, mother-in-law dramas, drunk fights, walk outs and cheating revelations, weddings can be so messy

Honestly, that Zorro one could have been really awesome if it had been HEAVILY choreographed, like weeks and weeks of rehearsal with six attackers and flips and shit like an old Kung Fu movie. That I’d like to see

You guys wedding stories actually very cute. I love the idea of a surprise wedding. Not surprising the bride or groom, but surprising the guests. I hope that your mother appreciated it.

You and your wife's shared minimal affection is what makes your marriage so strong.

If papa meat came to my wedding and said “you’re married” in his voice of doom. I’d die happy

And God saideth "Do not let photographers stand behind a preacher while a marriage ceremony is taking place."

if my partner started going on in their vows about sex like that in front of both of our families I would straight up end the ceremony and refuse to sign the marriage certificate, no way you're gonna get away with disrespecting me like that on our wedding day

I was going to be married this coming summer, but unfortunately after a 6 year battle with cancer Alexis was taken from me on August 27th. We bonded over your videos and I thank you for taking our mind off her illness video after video

I used to run weddings out here in Scotland, the worst one i had the Groom got shit faced and kept calling his wife a "fat C*U*N*T" at the alter, he left the dinner to watch football, his new wife left without him and at the dance he passed out in a chair and pissed himself

For my wedding, I'll wrestle my father in law in a ladder match to get the brief case with the honey moon trip tickets.

Jesus the hallelujah thing reminds me of my dads wedding. For whatever reason they got this couple that singed church songs while drawing on a chalk board for AN HOUR AND A HALF. A whole 90 minutes of Scuttle from the little mermaid screeching into a karaoke machine they found in a goodwill dumpsters.

I have a confession about something bad I did at a wedding. My sister recently got married. They threw me in the kitchen to help make food for the reception, and I saw the groom’s mom’s friend’s daughter mix the Mac-n-cheese with her bare hands. I only warned my brother and his girlfriend about it bc tbh everybody else at this wedding would have caused a scene, (half is super hillbilly and the other half is super ghetto, so we would have been screwed), and I really didn’t want to disrupt my sister’s day by starting a screaming match. I figured what they didn’t know wouldn’t hurt them. Everybody got food poisoning besides me and my brother’s girlfriend (my brother ate it anyway). I feel bad for not telling anyone, but in hindsight, I think they’ll be pissed if I mention it _now_ after it’s all said and done Edit: I should probably correct something. The daughter wasn’t a child, she was well into her 30’s.

at my cousin's wedding, part of the first dance ritual was her groom having a dance with his mother. it went on for four minutes and she was caressing his face for half of it while mouthing the lyrics about being in love. it was a very strange thing to witness and have nobody talk about afterward.

Those sparklers should be cold sparks, which is basically a chemical reaction that LOOKS like real sparks, but some people just don’t get the memo

28:46 I think that’s the crest of the Black Templars from 40k, the boys at Flashgitz made a whole series about the black templars going on a crusade against the furries

Papa meat looks so young and youthful in his wedding pictures. Sad to see that was 50 years ago

I would absolutely stop my wedding to tell that Hallelujah lady that she is not needed.

When they started talking about Portland it was incredibly accurate. I do not go downtown anymore and there’s no special stores there anymore for the same reason. Wild place to get married

4:46 had me in tears, loved this edit 😂😂😂 Papa and Mama Meat have non-stop sarcastic deadpan, please do more collabs!

As a wedding photographer for many years ..... I feel like this conversation could be turned into a 12 part netflix documentary

I could barely get through that guy's "balls empty" wedding vow stuff. It almost made physically ill.. 😂🤮 I think my frontal lobe just died

Dracula flow was an unexpected yet welcomed surprise 25:27

You are the sweetest couple ever, I know deep down this is exactly how you two are off camera 😂 basically made for eachother. And I gotta say papa meat is like the most wholesome R rated comedy anywhere. Like the Mr. Rogers of dark humor. A million times subbed lol

You need to have your wife in more videos, shes a good camera personality

I would love to see y’all do this but with funerals. My granddaddy passed last year and the women that sang absolutely ruined the home going celebration people actually cried more bc it was so bad

Y'all are great together. U can see the joy in her eyes. She might be the type to hold her feelings on the inside but her love for u was clearly showing.

“Big ugly, farty horse” is wild

The Tiktok of the female pastor singing is one of my absolute favorites. Apparently, it was the last wedding she was ever going to officiate and the bride never got to say anything to her because she retired immediately after. Just the looks between her and her husband kill me every time.

I just got married, and I cried my eyes out and it was the best day of my life. Thankfully there were no horses involved.

As a furry, I can confirm that a furry wedding is the goofiest thing I can imagine.

i feel so bad for the girl with the purple hair, her vows were sweet and his vows were him degrading and humiliating her in front of all their family and friends

Never would have suspected Papa meat to have a horse wedding

I'm only a minute and a half in but I'm just pausing to be saying it was dang sweet of Papa to start with how lovely his wife looked before the horse story 😂😂

You and Allison are adorably hateful I love it, please do another video together. Loving the impressions too as always

24:48 I think it is fairly common for couples with children to call each other mommy or daddy even when their children are not around. You don't call your spouse by their first name in front of your children. You say "go ask mommy for ..." and "go tell daddy that ..." because that is what your children know them as. And eventually you become used to referring to them in that way. 🤷‍♂ It's similar with grandparents. When I talk with my father about his mother, we both refer to her as "grandma".

A 35 minute video from papa?!! We are BLESSED KINGS 👑

I love how innocent their guesses were with the purple hair girl knowing what he says prior to watching this

You guys are such a good couple, Papa meat is classically talented with his voice acting, you both have great quips and seem to share the same sense of humor, which I love (also your wife looks very nice) ❤

Such an underrated channel honestly. Every video gets a chuckle at least. Actually funny editing. And such a talented and creative animator.

I shit you not, first wedding I was a bridesmaid in was in 2013. The bride and groom wanted to do a fun gag where the wedding parties came out with animal noses on to "What Does the Fox Say?". But the song started playing as soon as the bride and groom walked into the reception hall instead. So they have a video of them being introduced for the first time as a married couple with "RING DING DING DING DING DINGA DING" blaring in the background with their heads down

Your wife is awesome. Seriously, love her sense of humor.

I think hunters furrsona would be a warthog like pumbaa

You are the only RU-vidr I've ever contributed to their patreon, I regret nothing. It's awesome seeing your content and creativity without limitation

They’re so chill, openly joking about divorce and she knows he’s joking. Honestly what I want

always lovely to see a couple smiling at each other while having normal conversations...

Couldnt even watch the last portion of absolute gut wrenching cringe weddings. They make your animations look tame.

28:11 yeah, an Owlbear

The purple hair chick’s husband’s speech is one of the worst things I’ve ever heard

the simultaneous laugh after "I just don't wanna be wet" is the only indicator I need to know they are a perfect match lmao

I think Papa Meat hates that horse. Pistol is lucky Meat didn’t have his shotgun he got for Christmas.

I love the chemistry in this video with u two like yall are PERFECT for each other

Fuck me man I laughed my ass off this entire video. You and the wife are hilarious together, really enjoyed watching you two riff off each other

"I just wouldn't want to be wet." *Both stare in silence trying not to laugh* As a married person, same. My partner and I are constantly surprised we are functioning adults considering the dumb things we find funny 😂

One of my favorite wedding videos was the bride and groom moshing to “When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong” by Emmure at the reception.

You guys are awesome. I'd love to see more content with your wife in it. You guys have an organically funny ying and yang going on.

I mean I pretty sure it's actually incredibly hilarious how Hunter is getting upset at that cameramen for laughing but it's not even him that's laughing because the wedding couple is actually the people that are mic'd up you just can't see the husband's laugh but you can definitely hear it

Was NOT expecting the Meat Queen herself to grace us with her presence!

Nick saying "that's hot" really got me thinking about fun chemistry and banter friends can have. Wholesum moment.

I showed my mom this video you make her laugh and she said you and your wife should do more videos together, it's a nice back and forth and she is funny too

Wore my dress blues for my wedding. It's kinda cliched but it's the nicest thing I own and my wife's great grandma saw a picture of me in them and remarked to me "Oh I bet you're so handsome in those!" it nearly drove me to tears because my grandma had passed away a year prior and always said how handsome she thought i was.

The difference between a professional photographer, and an amateur is commitment to the capture, wedding fire dude was a total pro

16:30 the fυcking trumpet had me dead what the hell war that

23:48 my uncle’s in the cast of the Sweeney Todd revival on broadway and he’s getting married in December I’ll have to bribe him into doing that even though I know he will most certainly will not

I used to be a wedding videographer and once saw a minister go off script by making a joke about terrorists. Unsurprisingly, no one laughed! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

More vids with the wife please! She’s great :)

Papa Meat's fursona would be an Owlbear

The best wedding story I have is how I intentially missed my cousins wedding to watch a dog shit movie with my friend. She is now divorced.

Man.. papa has not aged at all since his wedding lol

I feel like mama meat chops wood and calls papa a good lil' boy as she pours maple syrup on him and gives a new meaning to flap jacks

The way Mr and Mrs Meat verbally abuse each other is so nice, it's everything I want in a relationship

26:48 "What time period are we in!?" The Meiji Restoration bro that's not the Swiss Family Robinson, that's Rurouni Kenshin! 😆

-Hunter says chees puff -Editor puts up cheese doodle Hunter, as a fellow fat man, I expected better.

Mama Meat staring at Papa Meat with so much love and endearment 🥹 warms my dead heart

10:23 papa meat sounds like Jack Black here. Just wanted to say that.

Omg y'all's wedding was so cute!

Mama meat is amazing. Anyone who can tame such a majestic creature as Papa surely possesses arcane powers of the highest order.

4:57 that lowkey awkward stare then into a synchronized laugh is so wholesome. Bless you guys~

You guys are actually so funny I’m geekin

10:22 Papa proving his efficacy as a Black Jack stand in, killing it!

*looks at thumbnail* I'm glad you finally found true happiness at your furry wedding

Internet weddings are alot like gender reveals, useless and strange but people want to show it

Me and my wife got married in the courthouse. Best wedding I've ever been a part of!

Genuinely wholesome; ty for the content/laughs

28:43 This is not an SS iron cross nor was the iron cross an SS exclusive medal. The iron cross was a military medal for Prussia originally dating back to 1813 and would later be appropriated by the Nazi regime in 1938. In any case, this cross appears to look more like a Maltese templar knights cross. This last observation is from a precursory google search as I am unfamiliar with this medallion otherwise. Hilarious video and I am glad to have had a chance to watch it so early. Cheers

I remember my cousin's wedding was quite awkward. The reception featured a bourbon tasting along with candied bacon. However, my aunt (the groom's mother) got absolutely plastered and still had to give a toast to her son. Her speech amounted to, 'I've loved you since the day you were born. You are my soulmate, now and forever.' Then, she just started crying and stumbled off. Nothing like being called your mother's soulmate.

33:10 he hits you doesnt he

I’m sad that I have just found this channel like 2 weeks ago and I am just getting to this video!!! They are such a perfect couple I love how they play off each other beautifully. It’s literally the definition of ones other half and I can’t get enough of it!!!

Dude honestly this is easily my top 5 or 3 in ranking for my favorite videos from you. Your wife seems awesome and you can tell you guys are just perfect for each other. Love this wholesome and hilarious video. More you and your wife videos por favor lol

Papa and Mama Meat wedding was lovely. ♡ Thanks for sharing the pictures with us!

i feel like everyone forgets he's married