I don't want Games Workshop to ever make The Emperor as a playable model in 40k is this Heresy Inquisitor L'Zard Von Doom? Praise be to The God Emperor of Mankind
Confession: To save money as well as have sime fun I tend to make some bizarre kitbashes. My favorite was turning 2 penitent engines and some bits into a Forgefiend. Currently working on turning a dreadnight into a mailerfiend.
Lord Lizaard von Doom, I must confess I often don't change out my paint water after painting metallics due to sloth, I ask for your forgiveness oh definitely zealous one!
Inquisitor, I’m a budget gamer. When I saved to buy a Great Unclean One, to use all three weapon/head options, instead of magnatizing to have one model with multiple options, I paper-mache’d two extra bodies to have three models.
Sometimes I eschew the blessed paint combinations given to us by the Emperor himself. I have even purchased and used paints derived from mysterious technology. And, apart from Wraithbone, I never use the primers approved by the holy imperium - because the can is so big, I find it difficult to hold while I spray. Also, I am currently rebuilding a machine of artifical intelligence created by one of the traitorous legions, and painting it in the characteristic colours, steel with black and yellow stripes, of said legion. Surely as an adept of the blessed mechanicum none of this is true heresy but legitmate 'research' into developing new weapons to serve the armies of the Imperium as they carry the light of the Emperor to all segmentums of the galaxy.
I wrote an entire fan codex. For ninth edition. Given the reputation of 9th I think it probably counts as heresy to more people than is entirely normal.
My greatest hobby sin is this. I have been in and out of the hobby since 2001... but have only ever really played 2 official games of 40k. I always go down the rabbit hole of collecting a new army, building, painting even, then either sell the army and do something else or fall out of the hobby for a while. I think the biggest thing is that none of my friends, brothers or lady are into the hobby so it can be difficult to cut my teeth on new editions/systems and what not..... I guess maybe I should keep an army around for someone else to play...…and I can lure them into the depths of the hobby with me.
@@LizardofDoom THE EMPEROR PROTECTS! An old friend from my Highschool days saw some of my minis on Instagram and reached out. Says he's been getting into the hobby. Looks like I'm meeting up with him and a few of his painting buddies later this week! lol "We are one with the Emperor, our souls are joined in his will"
I had an infantry squad lead a cadian squad I didn't win the game but I don't play at that place often I cannot go inform him Additionally I got a friend into warhammer tabletop, now he's already gotten the cadia stands box and old command squad to ensure the realism of my imperial guard infantry I have chopped up arms & legs for wounds and this has lead to some guardsmen laying down which I fear may cause issues with line of sight, similarly to the one made out of a spare torso who's made to appear cut in half And finally, I run two arbites as guardsmen so that I have a full squad made from spare figures even though I know arbites have much better stats then cadians and should not be brought down just to fill the ranks
The "tall vs wide" thing felt like a bad joke. If you think a wide bottle of paint is going to be better than a tall one, you've clearly never used a wide bottle. Knocking over tall bottles is 100% the user's fault.
I guess my biggest hobby sin as far as 40k is concerned is probably that I turn my space marines into trans women by removing armor around the abdomen and sculpting a waist and then painting them in a trans pride color scheme with Dark Angels iconography and aesthetic in most cases.
Forgive me, Lord Inquisitor, for I must confess to multiple sins... I confess I am guilty of dragging multiple people down the proverbial hobby ambull-hole with me; one poor soul has even ended up collecting and playing not only 40k, but Age of Sigmar with me, as well as multiple specialist games. I confess that most of my Old World High Elf army is 3D printed proxies, merely put on the correct 25mm square sized bases. And, worst of all, I must confess... I FIND THE AELDARI TO BE AESTHETICALLY PLEASING! I HAVE IMPURE THOUGHTS OF THESE FOUL XENOS! Please. Have mercy on my poor, wayward soul. (I regret NOTHING! XD )
(American couple) My wife and I are planning a vacation. I tricked her into going to the UK just I could visit Warhammer World. We are doing a Scotland tour and some Harry Potter stuff for her, but I feel bad. Is this Heresy?
I've been buying second hand, older versions of models rather than their new shiny versions to save some cash. Heresy? *This is the estate of Astral Ragtime, as the original has been burned for heresy
More of a question then a confession. I play several game systems and have become known as an easy win for any opponent in all of them. I will admit that i am not the finest tactician and that having fun is the main goal, but the dice seem particularly spiteful sometimes. Friends, even opponents, have gasped at failed roll after failed roll. There are whispers I am unlucky, cursed perhaps. It's been suggested multiple times i should buy new dice. Even in cooperative games, it is always my rolls that drives us to near disasters. Am i cursed or am I unwittingly responsible for these bad rolls?
Speaking as a fellow cursed dice roller I’ve found it better to go with an elite hard hitting force because if I only make one good dice roll that turn at least the attack that hits is strong. And in dungeons and dragons I’ve taken to playing spell casters that force the opponent to make saving throws rather than roll the attack myself. New dice doesn’t work for me, the bad luck seems to be contained in my hands that roll them. 😂
