The Insane Plot Armor of Cats 

Lol😂

Me 2 😭😹😵

I don't understand women. I know what I must do

@@awmuse6228 nope

Like the monkey in 2001 space odyssey.

Rakshasaaaaaa

I thought of skinwalker type reports

@@wnrr2696 Toss a coin to your local,friendly neighbourhood tiger skinewalker......wow,try to say that 3 times lol .....if you say it 3 times you will in fact summon one.....try it,you never know,might be friendly lol

"There was sounds of a cow lost in the thicket... but there was no cow, only the horrifying hunter in wait" is the kind of story that after you hear variants on it a couple dozen times between some villages you all go "Okay so tigers are bullshit right?"

The mooing tiger was seriously scary. If they learn to say “Doordash delivery” humanity is over.

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Cute

What a wonderful name, i wish you and Bernie Rey De Los Ballerinas De Plumas Sanders a wonderful existence ❤

"...My cat adopted me against my will..." Yep. That's how it works, more often than not. Cats choose their owners; we're just along for the ride.

​@@-Galaxy-2695not Ballarinas, Bailarinas

Like literally, if you look at 0:36 frame by frame, their reaction time is within one frame of video (~40ms). That's insane

My calico cat while pregnant used to kill birds, moles, mice and skunks put them on our porch and look up us with a "here ya go i got food now feed me" expression while purring 😂

And their reflexes, they can move across the room in seconds

Yeah my cat caught an adult bird mid flight 😭 I had to force him to let it go

chadly pfp

Thought?

Knew*

@@azure6729 Believed would probably be the proper term.

Yep, they're OP for real 😅

Relatives of witches?

Wow!!!!! I’m glad she had that cat and that the parents paid attention to it. 😊

That's nuts!

I'm so glad that cat was there!

Cats are selfish.

@@eyouelbekele9292 bro just hate cats

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I really enjoyed this, that is a heaven cat.

You had a god in your house, dude

Probably Zeus. He was intact when my mother found him and she didn’t have the money to get him neutered, so she just left him like that. Soon enough, everyone in the neighborhood had black kittens. This went on until he had his balls cut off by a TNR program.

Babies die of SIDS because, basically, they sleep so deeply that their brain forgets to breathe. So the cat jumping on him to wake him up probably saved his life. (That being said, please don't have cats sleep with babies, you can keep them from sleeping too deeply by running a fan and giving baby pacifiers to suck on.)

@sarcasmotalvez they literally said that cats are perfectly adapted to their niche not every climate in the world. Also there are certain cats that can be quite comfortable in arctic climates and wet environments.

@sarcasmotalvez I’m not a zoologist but to quote Anjali Goswami an internationally renowned evolutionary biologist a leading researcher in feline evolution “Cats have nailed one thing so well that they all do it and just come up with slightly different sizes. That's why they're perfect evolutionarily.”

@sarcasmotalvez also since cats are so specialized they are less adaptable to new environments

@sarcasmotalvez First of all the statement is one google search away and was said in an interview. Second she wasn’t saying that a cat is evolutionarily perfect in every environment she was saying that it’s specialization makes it perfect for its niche, a cat is perfect in what I’d does that’s why all species of feline are so similar and show little difference to each other. Because they all evolved into a species that is perfect for what they do and what role they fill in the environment.

@sarcasmotalvez and also why are you bringing eugenics into this it is not applicable in the slightest, this is a discussion on how cats are specialized and have evolved into whether is essentially a perfect animal for its particular niche, very similar to how alligators and crocodiles are also perfect for there niche needing few adaptations or changes for millions of years because they didn’t need to change much they are pretty perfectly adapted to there niche aswell.

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They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie

Cats don't even need tears to sustain them. Just the scent & knowledge of sadness.

Yup got me 😂😂😂🍻🇨🇦

Cat = Cute animal terminator

Nice

I bet there's been many deaths regarding the prisoners that mess with those cats. Lol

@@NicholasLaRosa0496: It's considered beyond taboo to harm a prisoner's cat. Even other prisoners recognize it as being an irredeemable no-no.

"Yo TJ man why you bein' all nice to the guards?" "Coz they'll let us have a cat, foo'." "Say whaaaat? Shit man we better get this cell cleaned up!"

@@mhuston865 And it's not just gonna be the inmate whose cat you hurt coming at you for it. The whole block is gonna wreck your shit. Animal abuse is a huge no-no even in prisons that don't have adoption programs.

Yep! I have fibro and RA and my cat passed September 2022. My pain's doubled ever since and my depression and anxiety are some of the worst it's ever been. I miss him. I've considered getting another cat, but I'm not able to seriously consider it for the foreseeable future.

​@@gardenofsn5955 get the cat. He/she would want you to pass the love onto the next one, just because you get another pet dosent mean you forgot about the ones you had before. Sometimes they're seriously needed for your mental and emotional health, either way I wish you the best of days

@@Longdongyamom Thank you so much for this

@@gardenofsn5955 anytime fam 🖤 don't be so hard on yourself, and keep your head up. Send me some pictures of you decide to adopt another animal 🤙

Update: my wrists/hands are noticeably better/less achy when I have regular sessions with my cat 🐈😊

There’s a reason why ancient Egyptians WORSHIPPED cats. They weren’t just pets. They were physical manifestations of gods.

@@tarhabrown8038 Well, that is part of it. However, it was mostly because cats were seen as symbols of good fortune. They were believed to possess magical powers that allowed them to predict prosperity and a good harvest. This led wealthy families in Egypt at the time to dress their cats in finery and jewels.

And fast reaction time too, even faster than a freaking snake I've read. Those kitties practically lag free.

​@@porpouisfricking 0ms with 6g 😂

And night vision too, with paws that make them walk silently, I think they kinda see body heat too?

I think it's specifically their shoulder blades (shoulder girdle?) and collarbones that are only attached by muscle, but yeah I'm surprised that wasn't mentioned! Also their whiskers can basically judge the size of spaces before they enter them.

Ooooh, all good points

Bismarck might be sunken but I’m sure she still loves her cat… in like, battleship heaven or something…

YES, I read about him...AMAZING!!!! Cats are so f*cking awesome!

was just about to comment about him, who else want a video about Unsinkable Sam?

because it still had 6 lives left 😂

Plot twist: Sam was directly responsible for sinking those ships and just kept getting away with it. That Puss-in-Boots innocence face is POWERFUL STUFF

It’s her bed!

A man with both understands the responsibility behind consent

and a man with both understands turmoil

@@MegaMilenche having a dog means keeping a schedule, going on walks daily, not being welcome everywhere (same as having a child). Having a cat is understanding that you can't buy love, a cat may come to love its Butler but on its own terms, you are not owed love

@@MegaMilenche If you mean the thing about consent, cats will let you know if they're up for petting and will let you know if they're not - some humans just can't read the hints (the tail twitches, the bent back ears, the bristled fur, the hissing sounds, the tenseness, etc. You learn not to just assume someone is consenting to your touch of any kind once you've been around cats long enough. As for a dog, they take more responsibility beyond just vet visits, feeding, giving them reasonable amounts of attention and respecting their personal space. Dogs - big or small - require guidance and training and you will be held accountable for your dog's bad behaviour - be it humping people, or just trying to rip them to shred, scare them shitless and otherwise ruin their lives. So, with a dog you learn responsibility, with a cat you learn consent. (Technically you can learn both with either animal, but they each sure feel more strongly linked to one species than the other...) And though there are touchy-feely extraverted cat owners, I tend to find it's more common with dog owners, where cat owners may be friendly, but tend to understand personal space more after some time sharing space with a cat.

Best comment thread ever.

You re probably not fluent enough in blinking

@@Lostouille I think my cat just thinks I'm making fun of her or something. Now I smile naturally and just let her blink on her own. She seems more comfortable that way.

​@@erinthesystem9608just put effort into spending time with them, and they'll appreciate it. No need for all those tips and tricks, our cats love seeing us because they know its worthwhile, they'll get treats/play time, pats etc. It's not complicated imo

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​@@erinthesystem9608cat and even some ppl can detect when someone isn't being genuine lol 😂

Yeah it is like smaller cats making bird noises.

That sounds like the plot of a horror movie. 😦

And that's why the recorded body count of humans among Tigers is 373,000 between 1800 to 2009 . I'll type that again: 373,000 (three hundred, seventy three, THOUSAND). This is why I'm grateful that I don't live in India or Asia. Come to that, I'm grateful I don't live in Africa, Australia, or South America. I don't have to worry about 100% of the life forms having the ability to kill or eat or kill and eat me.

Tigers are apex predators as well. They’ve been known to team up to take down elephants. They’ve also been known to jump over the elephant to get the easy prey, the human riding it. Hell, some big cats are known to stalk crocodiles from the shore and then jump into the water and kill their prey. Basically, everything that lives on land knows to fear anything feline from 60% of its size and up. Cats are seriously natures favourite murderers.

I'd like to see a cite for that number.

I don't know; he may be smarter than you think, because he found you.

I had a similar thing happen to my dad, where a little kitten wandered up to him on Christmas night, freezing and hungry, and the first thing he did was bring it inside for me to take care of. We couldn’t keep him since we already had cats, but since I was at my grandparents’ and my aunt and cousin also lived there, they decided to adopt him instead. I’m glad he’s doing well with a family of his own now :) (this is also in Arizona, now coincidental is that?)

I don't know, he's got you taking care of him doesn't he? If he's dumb then what does that say about you? Servant to a dumb king? 😂

Plot twist: he's only pretending to be clumsy and dumb so that you'd do all the work for him.

That's a beautiful story man

And sometimes the help domesticate other cats! They make friends with ferals and bring them to people, and they sneak into wildcat enclosures to snuggle. They're pretty amazing.

Meanwhile I had one cat that would run off for 3 days straight before coming home. Idiot was found once after a neighbor answered my flyer telling me he was by the mail pagoda. I had to walk to get him...meanwhile his brother, the homebody, who was in a funk from missing his brother, refused to have anything to do with him once he got home for three days.

I have never bought/formally adopted a cat. All of them have been bestowed upon me from the world. I.e. Either wandered into my life or the kittens of my one cat who got pregnant.

Indeed, domestic cats are barely different from their wild ancestors. For example, this video shows African Wild Cats and, at a first glance, they are indistinguishable from tabby cats: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-lVid6KoliaM.html

I have a completely feral cat that was terrified of humans and born wild come up and jump up on my lap during a campfire we were having. I brought her in the house that night and she never left

*You can't escape the cat*

"Damn, you went on a long ass trip, good to see ya though, love you."

I hope this had a happy ending - there must have been a good reason she was supposed to leave her cat behind, so was she able to keep it at her new place?

I have a cat that i raised him since kitten, one day he go outside and lost, i thought someone probably found him and treat him well...about 1 years later a full grown fat cat comes into my home, and im surprise it was HIM...he still remember his first family...he just came into my home for hours to say hi and after that go again and never cameback 😢

Same like my cat, I move like 600km from my old house, and for some reason my cat came to my new house a few months later still fat and clean like the last time I saw him

My friend's cat got told that he got 10 lives, mainly cause he basically almost had all of his internal organ failing, yet still live anyway. Hell, even his appetite didn't change much, like how can you say the cat is dying when he ate 5 fishes per day?

When my Dad was dying early this year our kitten would not leave his side the night he passed. She remained there, purring by his side the entire time as he couldn't let heavier cats lay on him. Her healing may have had little effect at that point, but I am more than convinced she knew it was time. She stayed on that bed the entire next day, and the other cats made their rounds mourning him over the next few days before the medical bed was removed. It was really quite moving.

I have asthma. Every cat I have had has preferred to curl up on of near my chest.

Only one type will care enuf to do that job: Cats In Black

My cats would care about finding me, but they were not keen on strangers.

Mmmm 8:49

I love how independent they are and not want to be controlled

Cats are too elite to be servants 😂😂

Eh, not always. They can space out or be distracted by thought. Had multiple cats for 35+ years. They're very aware, but can catch the spoop

​@@akaroth7542who was your favorite cat

Well... to compensate their super detector, they also need super reflexes. Unfortunately, many times it looks silly as hell instead of cool and majestic

Nah you can sometimes get them. You can tell because they are embarrassed when youdo.

If you do that with a wild cat, then I'd 100% bet it was just acting. Domestic cats can leave their guard down, though, since they rarely are in any danger.

The cat Gods have blessed you😭

That's such an honor to be alive because of a cat tbh

😂That's why they were considered gods in ancient Egypt, they could determine your fate.

what was so bad about the date?

Meow

Yep!! My mom would sometimes stop breathing in her sleep and the CAT woke her up each time.

The one advantage cats have as pets is that when you are diabetic, the cat will at least wait until you are dead before eating you.

Our cat Remus saved my diabetic sister's life more times than I can count. He was a very special boy. We miss him so much.

Cats generally have a pretty sensitive nose and can pick up on changes in odor that we would miss. That's also generally true of dogs. It can be a big clue that something is wrong.

That's called confirmation bias. Seems like your cats interact with you a whole lot. The fact they do it when certain things are happening/due, will cause you to think they're doing it because they're conscious of it. But that's what confirmation bias is. It's like when somebody prayers all the time. If they prayer for good fortune often, then leave the house and find a £20 note on the floor, they'll think it's God answering their prayers, and not the fact the pray all the time and would have found it anyway. Same thing with your cats.

Cats are like us in a way.

and make us adopt them. Rather they adopt *you*

"I can warn you of cancer...BOW HUMAN!"

On gawd, Cats are THEM

⁠@@caesarsalad1170 sometimes my cat will start meowing for no reason, I think sometimes he is looking for me

ok Dr. Sleep

@@ageovlove LMAO AZRAEL

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Plot twist, the cat was a serial killer

Nice try, that was an actual cat and you're obviously not the original.

It's sort of like humans with horses, we only even associate with them because of all the benefits.

Honestly this is very true. I had two cats growing up (sadly down to one very old girl), and when I moved out and into an apartment, the roommate I had at the time had a cat. That adorable pain in the butt had me wrapped around her little paw from day one. I like to joke that I came to her pre-trained. I adore all animals, but i definitely bond the quickest with cats.

I mean science of evolution shows us that while Wolves had to de-evolve in order to adjust to life with humans, cats never had to. They were already nature's best companion for a human. I feel bad for dogs, we took a brilliant animal and made it absolutely useless because we wanted pets.

Yeah cats actually domesticated themselves twice!

@@ttt-rq3vs Hunting dogs, seeing-eye dogs, police/military dogs, emotional support dogs, search and rescue, service dogs for those with medical conditions, cattle dogs, and lifelong companions. Wouldn't classify em as useless. On top of that, we still have, albeit not at the same volume, wolves.

That's some good work you did. Rescue kitties always bond strongly to their saviors.

@@keness4768 He's on my lap right now, and would agree.

W human 🎉

its even more adorable that a black cat is being treated better than others superstitions about black cats being bad luck is just unfair they didnt want to be born black, yet they are :( its not fair to be racist to a cat cause its black and some folktale that only exists in your minds said so

I was sick a while ago and my cat almost didn't left my side. She always has time when she is a lot around me and then times she isn't but that was different, she really just went to pee and eat and take a short walk before going back to me.

Thanks for sharing

That's awesome

Cats do be helping each other

Midwife kitties!!!

I believe Cats are mini Gods that bless us with their presence.

"oh shit i can SPEAK?"

It’s always amazing to watch cats learn to manipulate us. I adopted a cat who had been raised in a feral population at a university, so his age was pretty firm. He was 5 when I got him, had been the tom of the town, but after a serious snowstorm decided it would be better to be rescued and calmly walked right into a car carrier. He watched my older cat, who I’d raised from a bottle, intently, and learned to biscuit, meow, and chat with us - all behaviors that took a while to figure out. You could literally watch him study what my older cat was doing and then mimic it, checking to see if he did it right. Funnily enough my next cat was also a rescue who likely spent little time around humans, and so we watched the exact same learning play out. There’s little cuter than watching a cat learn to biscuit. 😻

@@khills omg ty for sharing! My husband and I are dying over reading this🥺

​@@khillsThe student became the teacher and passed it on to the next generation. 😊

Same. First kitten got rescued by our dog from a flock of crows, maybe 5 week old kitten at the side of the road. It was a clutch, but we managed. A year later, some other street cat, likely related, started to share walks with our dog. It was adorable. Some time later she came by with her fresh litter, which at one point she even moved to the bush right at our patio. Then Mama was gone, never to be seen again😢. We searched homes for the litter, keeping one. While the first one, rised by our dog, always had been silent, the second literally is Shakespeare, constantly and loudly monologuing. Yeah took like a year and now the first one is a chatter box, too.😂

Rest in peace biscuit man, that buddy of yours loved you so much she made sure you live long and happy. That's a true friend if ever I heard one ❤

I have chronic health issues, including stomach problems. My cat Waverly will sometimes knead on my stomach when it's hurting badly, and he always knows which spot hurts the worst. When I'm really sick or feeling extra crummy, he will cuddle up with me and pet my cheek, then grab my hand and hold hands with me. I have a ton of stories just like that from years of the cats I've rescued really rescuing me back. Cats are special.

Sorry for your loss! Hope you can be together again one day! ❤

You sure buiscut didn't cause the tumor?

biscuit ate multiple radiotherapy machines thats how she knew

Same with me after a broken wrist and surgery. Slept by the arm every moment until it healed then went back to her usual habits.

My cats 🐈(former strays) are always laying on me or close to me.

That's nice to hear. However, the issue for me is observing a correlation and assuming it's the causation because it sounds beautiful. Instead of the cat having mystical healing properties, it might just have been a great surgeon. That being said, you can believe what you feel like i just think differently

@ZTheLastViking: We could do chemical, biological, and mathematical tests, but the drug indistry would hate that. We can look at statistics, however, and find patterns. Who, had the best recoveries from surgeries with this same surgeon, etc. It's an option, I believe.

@mikek0135 Correct me if im wrong im trying to rephrase what you just said: We could do proper studies if it wasn't for the pharma industry actively suppressing all attempts to investigate the healing properties of a cat purring on a healing wound. We can, however, ask the surgeon how many of his patients had cats purring on the wound and if they healed better than average (which would be a correlation btw still not a proven causation) and until then we believe in it regardless because, after all, it's just an opinion and we want it to be true. Whats the problem with leaving questions open and doing research? If we dont know something we dont have to make something up that sounds pleasant. Nothing wrong with accepting "I dont know" Thats where we disagree id say

Cats really just abandon us when things get dangerous

The Cat Island in Japan has a similar story. But people paid attention to the cats. The cats sensed a tsunami coming and started going up the mountains and people followed them, and now people are grateful to the cats.

bruh if the cat says it's time to go and you stay, that's on you@@genericname2747

@genericname2747 they don't, they are independent and was never really with us to begin with

​@@genericname2747cats: I call that a skill issue

In another comment I described this exact situation happening on the night my Dad passed early this year. All the cats wanted to lay on him but due to his discomfort only the youngest kitten was allowed. She stayed by his side the entire night, and remained on the empty bed for much of the next few days, as did the other cats as they seemingly mourned his passing.

I think this story was debunked: people close to death are colder and need heat so nurses put heated blankets on them. And of course cats love heat...

@@MeGustaWHATawww 🥹

this just proves that cats are murderers and not to be trusted

Interestingly the ancient Egyptians believed that cats were both in the land of the dead and the living at the same time maybe this myth came out of cats ability to "sense" the dieing

Yes, both cats and dogs are known to be diagnosticians

thats literally the story told in the video bruh... why do people need to lie to seek attention

@@pedro_antuness22 It's almost like something he said in the video has happened to at least one other human being before, crazy right? Why the hell would I create a story about my own mother having cancer lol.

@@Megaman8880 because thats what someone who seeks attention would say. Ive seen a lot of people like you, you dont fool me. I think people shouldnt believe everything that people post on the internet and youre the perfect example why.

@@pedro_antuness22 you also have no way of disproving it. the statement isn't that out of the ordinary.

That's insane how situationally intelligent they are and how much they want to help their human. Give your cat an ear scratch for me

How DO cats sense stuff like that? Genuine question

@@marcusblackwell2372probably similar to how dogs do, they can smell the hormones that are released when insulin breaks down ketones in the body

​@@marcusblackwell2372They have an acute sense of smell that's better than ours. So they probably can smell it like how trained dogs do.

My cat is still better than your cat. My cat is the best cat in the world. She hurts me a lot, but I respect her.

That could explain their teleportation

A lot of times they find a sibling out in the wild. A semi-feral had a litter under my aunt's house, my aunt owned cats but ones that were pretty chill. After a while they realized that there were two cats nursing the babies, at some point her sister showed up (looked like she just weaned off a litter not long before)

My sister adopted a cat named Brian five years ago. Brian was an all-black cat, except for a tiny patch of white on his chest. There are now three Brians, all pretty much identical. My sister has no clue where they're coming from. Can confirm, Brian can divide himself.

New headcanon just fropped

@@NyxFox Brian will soon have enough clones to take over a small country, Brian has big dreams.

He's like "Fuck this shit I ain't living on a farm"

Woody: TOO BAD!! I'm alive.

Why stay at the farm with its hardworking lifestyle when you had a comfy relaxing home.

This story brightened my day thankyou 😭

Homeward bound moment

👏👏👍

Cats and dogs have a great sense of smell. Because of the lack of cancer treatment, if dogs realise their friend has cancer, they bite the area it an attempt to BITE THE CANCER OUT OF THE REST OF THE FLESH. Better to have a 50% chance of blood loss than a 100% chance of insanity, strokes, physical disabilities, cancerous lumps, etc. , right?

@@scottappleton842that is both metal as fuck and sweet as hell. Thank you for this.

Cats are real friends that is why they are so persecuted and libeled in this cursed wold.

a Cat's purr actually speeds up the healing process.

So glad for you. Your cat is so precious.

I sweared up and down my cat that also passed away saved me from hanging myself one day. She was meowing like crazy and seemingly with purpose. She never left me alone when things got bad. It’s so amazing how they just know. I like hearing another similar perspective, I feel less crazy for assuming she knew what she was doing

We honestly don't give animals enough credit for what they do for us and I am glad that people are realizing that cats are actually pretty great.

@@AtlasSun777 Honestly, it's such an honour when a cat chooses you as their person. My boy was supposed to belong to me and my brother, but he COMPLETELY snubbed my brother and bonded super closely with me. He never left me alone if he could help it. It absolutely kills me that I wasn't there with him when he passed. I'd gotten a job offer that I couldn't refuse that forced me to move and I couldn't take him with me right away (it was early December when I moved to another province and it was absolutely freezing. He was a fluffy boy, but it was too long of a trip and I knew I'd probably have some stops where I was forced to wait outside. I didn't want him to be cold, too, considering he was entirely an indoor cat and had never been outside in the winter, let alone in the prairies where it'd be even colder than my home town). I'd been saving up to go back and retrieve him, but I guess I took too long and he just... laid down in a sunbeam one day in the middle of summer, went to sleep, and never woke up again. The vet who examined him to find out what happened said he died 'cause his heart was too big. It's so ironic because he had so much love for me.

Damn, that has me tearing up. That is some pure empathy right there.

I used to have horribly painful period cramps - without fail, every month, my cat would lay over my lower belly and purr when I had them. Never laid there any other times, he usually preferred to sleep on my chest.

@@emialana9770 it’s amazing isn’t it?! They’re our little comforting companions..🤍

My cat did that too. It worked better than any medical treatment.

​@@emialana9770 On your chest??? Man that cat knows what he's doing 😂😂

@@redcrewmate927 Sus.

i very love that your user is reddadredemption

I don't live in the US but thank you for your service. I'm happy for you that you found a feline friend that helps you in every situation

@@vornamenachname989 Thank you.

Thank you and God bless ❤

Even if you delete your cat will still be fine and fed. Too OP build lol

The internet came into existence for cats. So did the universe.

Cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance

​@Christhreeonesix THE FLASHBACK THAT WAS MY FIRST VIDEO I REMEMBER

@@Christhreeonesix I think I might have that video on my throwbacks playlist 😂😂

"There are cat videos on the internet. More cat videos than your TV set." -Robert Benfer

All these factors are true and this is why if Puss In Boots was realistic Puss would be unstoppable

I knooooow!!! It’s too adorable.

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I had an argument recently with someone that some cats are worthy of being considered full fledged service animals. she said that cats can't help in medical emergencies. I brought up blood sugar levels because that shit is seriously super useful. fuckin love cats, man

@@neoordwell Yeah, I can see them being medical alert animals, but not anything that has anything physical since they are fairly small animals.

​@@neoordwellI knew someone who had a service cat! It was a sphinx, it had certification, and would sit on his shoulders and alert him when he was about to have an epileptic seizure! It was always such a struggle to remind myself that it was a working cat and I couldn't talk to it!

@@peggedyourdad9560 Apparently you haven't seen the video of the cat who literally cannonballed a pit bull who was attacking his boy.

Thank you for sharing.

I'd still take her to the vet, there's always a chance of internal damage.

If she ended up right outside the apartment complex, finding and following your scent would be trivial. The story of the car going over 1k miles to find her owner is a much better example.

There's the catch, "her meow is recognizable". Same thing with my pet cat, he had a very specific meow I can actually discern his meow than with other cats even when he was fighting with other cats at the time (which leads me to hurry and separate them of course, can't disturb the neighborhood after all)

​@@Mernomwow, a car traveled 1k miles to find their owner? cars are really advanced now

I let the cat I'm petsitting explore the staircase of my building. After 5 minutes I heard her meowing in distress, she thought I had closed the door... But she was just on the wrong floor 😂

Sounds to me like the mf provoked seizures for fun

​​@@svge96intresting keep that to yourself

​@@svge96*Wdym??*

@@garyvibesweridtoastcat7090 its a joke on ambiguous causal relationship in op's story, ya dingus

@@magmafeline8239 a cat owner is offended by dark humour on the internet pertaining a cat they've never met 😱

Yes, i love play fighting with my cats but guarddang those mf can bite. And they usually bite on my nerves. Oh yeah, if a cat bites ya. Push, don't pull.

my cat goes specifically for the tendons in my wrists. it really freaking hurts.

This why i hate cats they’re just so rude I’m okay with any other cat except house cats house cats are just rude and climb on everything

So that is why my cat manages to always miss the important arteries on my wrists when play fighting him, he does it on purpose.

@@boxman5381 really? it's climbing you take issue with? personally I love watching my cat nimbly race across all of the raised surfaces in my home. house cats are also small prey animals, so being off of the floor or under something gives them safety and confidence.

He's trying his best.

Lol, your kitty sounds like a human trapped in a cats body

My Old boi I can sneak up on somtimes when he's asleep in the sun. But he still spawns and can hear food a mile away.

Game devs got careless, one cat slipped their attention.

Hey, that's part of a cats charm. They're simultaneously graceful, elegant and deadly while being clumsy and *goofy as fuck.*

Forcatsters :D

Furcatsters :33

@@rowan1555 Nice! 👍

For a cat named unsinkable he sure does sink a lot a ship The Japanese empire is jealous of this cat achievement

@@HARU11211 Well... sinking ships and sinking yourself are two things! :D

No one was buying the clue that he DIDN'T want to be on a ship. Wasted five of his lives.

Oskar sunk more Ships than the Bismarck herself. So he was the real pride of the Kriegsmarine.

Because he was German He want revenge for Bismarck and by sinking Allies ship secretly 😂😂😂

I'm so glad to hear that you got better. Wish you all a happy life.

Maybe he just didnt like the cancer smell coming off ya since cats have been able to smell that 😅

Ahw that's adorable, almost brings me tears. My mother suffered (and sadly died) from ovarian cancer and the cat that was basically always on my side started to lay with her instead, probably felt how sick she was😢 Glad you overcame it and that the cat gave so much support❤

@@the_Lime Thank you. My condolences on the loss of your mother.

lmao nice cat names

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Oracle is proud of you

You're a programmer huh

@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 nvm I read the comment wrong sorry

That's pretty awesome lol... and more than a little terrifying that Momma took that as a challenge and decided to show your mom that she'd make her eat her words 😂

And afterwards Momma Kitty looked mom in the eye and was like ''don't test me''

This happens to my cat too...my cat was basically an incel and has unquenched thirst for female but refuse to go out and look for one, he kept yowling in my house and it irritated my mom. One day she scold my cat "If you want a girl go out and look for one, don't just scream inside the house" the very next day he'd go out, still got no lady tho...glad one of my acquintance has a female cat in heat and we just let nature do it's thing with our cats. He loved it, he can't hold it, and he's addicted with it

I think it is more telepathy/sensing thoughts, feelings, etc. Humans have the potential for this too, but few of us open up more fully to it.

I don't they get what it mean entirely just the context. Here's a fun fact they developed meowing to communicate with humans and domesticated themselves

We had a kitten that once jumped off of our elevated laundry room and onto straight concrete multiple times and that little shit was more afraid of tinsel than the concept of death 😭 Our current cat is a total idiot tho cause he loves going outside but he's afraid of grass 😭😭😭😭

@@alilordoftheskies5079 omg my cats afraid of grass too, why do they not fear heights but blades of grass have them quaking in their boots????

@@buffbarneystan3280 I have no idea especially since he was a rescue and spent his time as kitten outside. He really wants to stay outside but he can't bc he's terrified of grass 😭😭

@@buffbarneystan3280grass has snakes!

​@@alilordoftheskies5079lmfao this made me die I can just picture the cat sneaking up on the grass only to later leap 8 ft in the air grass the grass moved unexpectedly in there mind 😂😂