The Internet Said So | EP 157 | NYE Traditions, Procrastination and World’s Laziest People 

TISS fam! Good job on the #JusticeforVarun. Unfortunately it’s backfired and Nikita’s told me that I’m NEVER getting the room back :| :|

Varun didn't go to the party so that he can prove he's an Ambivert What dedication 😂

108 Defilements/Earthly Temptations of Buddhism: 1. Abuse 2. Aggression 3. Ambition 4. Anger 5. Arrogance 6. Baseness 7. Blasphemy 8. Calculation 9. Callousness 10. Capriciousness (unaccountable changes of mood or behavior) 11. Censoriousness (being severely critical of others) 12. Conceitedness 13. Contempt 14. Cruelty 15. Cursing 16. Debasement 17. Deceit 18. Deception 19. Dlusion 20. Derision 21. Desire for fame 22. Dipsomania (alcoholism characterized by intermittent bouts of craving) 23. Discord 24. Disrespect 25. Disrespectfulness 26. Dissatisfaction 27. Dogmatism 28. Dominance 29. Eagerness for power 30. Effrontery (insolent or impertinent behavior) 31. Egoism 32. Enviousness 33. Envy 34. Excessiveness 35. Faithlessness 36. Falseness 37. Furtiveness 38. Gambling 39. Garrulity (tediously talking about trivial matters) 40. Gluttony 41. Greed 42. Greed for money 43. Grudge 44. Hard-heartedness 45. Hatred 46. Haughtiness 47. High-handedness 48. Hostility 49. Humiliation 50. Hurt 51. Hypocrisy 52. Ignorance 53. Imperiousness (assuming power or authority without justification) 54. Imposture (pretending to be someone else in order to deceive) 55. Impudence 56. Inattentiveness 57. Indifference 58. Ingratitude 59. Insatiability 60. Insidiousness 61. Intolerance 62. Intransigence (unwilling or refusing to change one's views or to agree about something); 63. Irresponsibility 64. Jealousy 65. Know-it-all 66. Lack of comprehension 67. Laziness 68. Lecherousness 69. Lying 70. Malignancy 71. Manipulation 72. Masochism 73. Mercilessness 74. Negativity 75. Obsession 76. Obstinacy 77. Oppression 78. Ostentatiousness 79. Pessimism 80. Prejudice 81. Presumption 82. Pretence 83. Pride 84. Prodigality (spending money or using resources freely and recklessly) 85. Quarrelsomeness 86. Rage 87. Rapacity (being aggressively greedy or grasping) 88. Ridicule 89. Sadism 90. Sarcasm 91. Seducement 92. Self-denial 93. Self-hatred 94. Sexual lust 95. Shamelessness 96. Stinginess 97. Stubbornness 98. Torment 99. Tyranny 100. Unkindness 101. Unruliness 102. Unyielding 103. Vanity 104. Vndictiveness 105. Violence 106. Violent temper 107. Voluptuousness 108. Wrath

1:49 Was it only me or anyone else noticed Varun making a heart shape gesture while talking about liver 😂❤

Kautuk's cat previously belonged to schrödinger!

Procrastination topic - Never seen Neville happier and more excited 😂

I still remember older podcasts where Varun told his new year stories. Very hilarious😂

I like how it became 2 peti mahina,it was pehele 1 peti And Bawa reacted the same both times lol😂💀

Me: I'll watch 10 mins of the TISS podcast and get back to work.. (Reality: Finished this whole episode and rewatched a few old episodes too) #forinspiration

Adar is looking like an early 2000s bollywood side actor who’s always the first one to get beaten up by the villains

2023 is hitting Kautuk HARD! beard whitening rapidly

Begum totally got the assignment!👍💯

Kautuk SAME PINCH !!!!! I was super sick and read THE WHITE TIGER on 31st, started around 3-4 in the afternoon and completed at 1:30 in the night, LOVED IT !!!!!!!

I spent half the podcast wondering why kautuk's shirt says RCBCL before realising that it actually says REBEL 😂😂

Procrastinating while laughing about how i am procrastinating and continue to procrastinate... ahhh

The passion with which bawa speaks about his creative process and procrastination 🤌🥺🏻

I managed to study for my sem exam today 3 hours before and it went good. The satisfaction i got after giving exam by putting so low effort . Felt like Tom Cruise. Arousal delay 💯

There exist Placebo meds, it's called homoeopathy...😭🤣

In Japan, at the end of the year, a bell is chimed 108 times in Buddhist temples to finish the old year and welcome the new one. Each ring represents one of 108 earthly temptations (Bonnō) a person must overcome to achieve nirvana.

Mastt episode 💯 Facts bhi the, stories bhi thi, personal stories bhi thi.. Procrastination relate haha

literally procrastinated feeding myself to watch this episode

Was about to go for lunch while i was procrastinating for work since a week and did not not what to watch while eating. Completely forgot it was a Tuesday when this popped up.

Kautuk Transitioning into Tom Hanks from castaway with a hair stylist

My kind of podcast😂 Awww the cat😭 the little big yawns😭 Pity she went back to sleep after stretching😂 This is probably my favourite episode now😌 Goal: write everyday at sunsets or any time of the day

Good to see y'all together after so long ❤️

Just like I am procrastinating studying for my finals, writing a report, an assignment and a synopsis by watching tiss

heard of Method Actor, Varun is a Method Comedian.. procrastinating because needs a laptop and then writing a joke about the procrastination due to laptop! Waah Waah Waah!!

Kautuk looks really good with the longish beard.

So happy to see this posted ❤️

Procrastination in one word: merchandise. Even after “publicly announcing“.

If anyone is interested , Paintings are from Alphonso Mucha

Pathaan trailer ka full podcast chahiye next and needs to know if BaBa thinks it can pass bectel test

Bawa's the therapy I needed today !!

Max love ❤️❤️❤️🌹🌹. Happy new year guys... hope I get to catch u guys live

@37:00 onwards it’s brilliant. Thanks Kautuk

The underwear tradition.... so if they use the chaddi with all the colours, a noice from the inside the chaddi will say "by your colours combined, I am captain planet" 😅😅😅😅

avatar gill joke was tooooo gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood, and i loved it how bawa asked permission for it

Madonna on the rocks 😂 we got you Aadar

Just woke up to a TISS new episode notification. Chai piyesh aur dekhesh!

varun's home now looks like something you might find in architecture digest, kudos to nikita

Loved Meows appearance. I wish she had some inputs on Procrastination and Laziness 🤩

Decided to walk for an hour everyday this year going strong listing to ur podcast.. feels like walking with frns.. as is I Don't contribute much in groups.. busy procrastinating... this podcast felt like my group is discussing about me

Butter Chicken

5:33 Kautuk legend😂

extreme laziness is also a symptom of chronic depression...so many of this history figure might be just depressed, which makes stories quite sad 🫥

Loved the episode…..my resolution was to excercise but I broke my elbow and therefore can’t 😅

I mean, in ‘90s Mainstream Hindi Cinema, the dialogues were mostly written on set. Idk if that’s procrastination.

Here for Neville and his sour grape jokes. Love you all boys HNY

Loved it!!

This episode on procrastination came one hour late.

Sasta ranveer singh strikes back after a long time. Happy New Year to TISS and TISS Army , missed you all , love - Sasta Ranveer Singh

The post credits clips 🤣🤣🤣

kotuk- procastination nevile - " hold my beer"

Love you boyssss

In South India, we make colorful Rangoli/Kolam/Muggu on 1st Jan to welcome the new year. 😊✨ It is always a pleasure to walk around colorful streets on the first day of the year.

Begumbottom

I empathise with Varun's 2 peti mahina. December me pura paisha jayinga 🥲😭

Like how I'm procrastinating my submissions which are due tomorrow!

The procrastination discussion might be one of the best things discussed on the podcast. Both hilarious and deeply frustrating

Loved the avatar gill joke Bawa!

Book 31st October 2023 as Halloween special ghost stories.

Aadar in the outro 😂😂😂

New year Resolution : I want to get my dream job this year 😀

Just wanted to Thank Neville for recommending MODERN FAMILY in one of the episodes. Complete dekehesh 3 baar ❤

9:20 bawa: “mujhe sunke hangover ho rha hai”

As someone who studied Sociology, life is research. I can turn any seemingly mundane activity into an Academic Paper with a good title.

Varun was so excited to tell new year stories, that he forgot to plug in the mic. *sad mic noises*

This podcast kept reminding me of all my unfinished chores yaar 🤦🤦🤦

16:42 Ok, #JusticeForVarun has been rescinded on the grounds that there are some of us (points to self) who don’t compute ‘travelling light’. Normalise ever expanding luggage on vacation.

aadar is my best friend now, for watching all season of modern family, i have watched it 5 times, this is my 6th rerun, matlab kuch aur touch hi nahi karna hai, breakfast,lunch,dinner me khana nahi hai to chalega, modern family hona chahiye.....also guys please discuss kardo na modern family chalo 15 minutes ke liye hi sahi

School for scandel sounds like the first improv show😅

Please upload this on Spotify soon 😢

Happy New Year Guys!!

No what is this, I have finals in a week and they drop one about procrastination 😭

Wooohooo! In the first few to comment, happy TISSday folks! 😁😁

Ending 😂

Varun is really proving himself as an Ambivert: He didn’t go with his friends to party and be inebriated.

Varun ‘I have the older version of an Old Monk Bottle’ Thakur is going to have a Dry January? Good luck from my side! I’d say ‘Cheers!’ but that’d be a January ruined.

Deewane Hue Paagal is a classic and one of the last true comedies!

just TISS for varun

What do TISS fans not procrastinate about? Watching the show obviously

I am gonna complete DevOps at the end of the year.

Aadar is looking so pretty 🥺

Not even a second and I will say I noticed the change in Varun’s Partition.

There is a cattttt … there is a cat in cowtunk’s window @ 1:11:51 bottom right corner

Good decision to release podcast well after the release of pathaan trailer

So, Kautuk said to write down the resolution of this year here. Well, I didn't back then but, here's how it went - I was supposed to be engaged by the end of this year and married at the start of next. I'm single. (It wasn't a random resolution, was in a long term relationship and the marriage talks were always there.)

14:39 best

Avtar Gill joke is the best

Varun, it was an 1 peti mahina till last year!

14:55 two different perspectives

This month neet ka portion finish karna hai ! If I do it it'll happen, I JUST NEED TO DO IT !

Since when are we having post credit scenes in tiss episodes.

Whenever the ministers went to the king to complain, he would say "Talk to my throne!"✋🏼🙄 #oksorry🚶🏻‍♀️

#justiceForVarun

There was No fireworks at Marine drive this year :/

Baap!!!!

We need seperate cam for kautuk's cat 😼

59:10🤣

Commenting for engagement ✊🏾