the style they have of knowing time is precious for these is great. everytime the people stall or pause or start to go into a long explanation he cuts them off right away because he knows he has to make it good within 2-3 minutes. its a tiny detail i enjoy
It’s not even the insinuation that they’re going to be having an orgy that makes me laugh, it’s all the bizarre ideas of what he thinks a clown does that really gets me laughing.
oh man, this bit is responsible for the greatest ab workout you could ever imagine. We were on spring break in mexico and at our hotel was mostly college age kids. We happened to befriend a couple there around 40 who were obviously swingers and we had about 30 college kids up with this couple in their hotel room, and me and a couple of my buddies happened to look out of their balcony and saw a clown down by the pool giving maybe some kids some kind of party. We immediately made the connection with the 'scene' we were in the middle of and this clown 5 stories below us. We just started throwing out lines from this Jerky Boys call which you couldn't have asked for a better real life situation to make it relevant...it didn't get old the whole time we were there, over 30 minutes of laughing so hard my abs were done, lol
This reminds of one time my buddies and I were doing a thing, getting all yolked up, and after a few piles(I'd always say I don't do lines. I do piles) I decided to call a taxi company to see if we could book a guy to drive us around while we went cow tipping. Well one of the drivers caught wind of it somehow and actually called me a couple hours later asking if we still needed that ride. Which by this point I had already forgotten about it but when I realized what he was talking about we started dying. His shift was over and he was looking to drive us around as like a side gig in his personal car because he said what we were planning on doing was so outrageous he wanted to be involved any way he could. 🤣🤣🤣. We didn't take him up on the offer as the mind bending substances were wearing off by now so motivation wasn't easy to ramp back up but every time I hear a jerky boys call I'm reminded of that night.
"It's only 5 floors up, ya know, uh, Sparky--whatever your name!" I would love to see a clown jump from a 5 floor balcony and land down in the yard...that would be effing hilarious!!!
beefcurtainz69 ... One of my favorite lines from them. To this day, 25 years later, whenever me and my friend have a get together, we already, say "we got a little scene"
Anthony Gonzalez Ha! That's what I always thought. You can tell at this point of the conversation he views Sparky as a boring, uptight and slightly holier than thou dullard.
All right Sparky, I'll call you back when you're not feeling a little too jerky, OK? That phrase has been a standard part of my lexicon for many years now.
Why can't Sparky just level with Frank? "Look, Frank, I just don't really feel comfortable performing at this 'scene' you're describing. It kind of sounds like an orgy, not really the place for a children's clown'".
When I first heard this ages ago at around 3 a.m. working the third shift, I was glad no co-workers were around! My boss would have fired me on the spot if he know what I'd done playing this in an empty workplace from a local college station. Makes me want to run away and join the Jerky Boys Circus... No, not "that" circus... Oh never mind! The filthy minds some people have when I say "circus". Peace.
"we're gonna do our own thing while the clown's jumping around doing fucking backflips. we've got a terrace out here too; if you want, you hang off the terrace, you make the fucking people laugh." - Frank Rizzo
Montel Killlman - OMG- weirdest thing ever- I read your comment at the exact moment that they were saying that line. I mean- the exact second. It freaked me out!!
haha, it always creeps me out when things like that happen. like, I'm not saying you're becoming the girl in the Exorcist, but I'm not saying you *aren't* either.
