Jerma's Morning Routine: 9:00am - wake up and pee 9:01am - make breakfast 9:30am - take a shower 9:40am - skin care routine 10:00am - sit around 10:15am - back to the bathroom to poop 10:30am - go to back to sleep 11:00am - wake up 12:00pm - errands 4:00pm - sit down with otto and browse reddit 5:00pm - go out and kill This madman makes three separate trips to the bathroom in the span of an hour.
“Holy shit this planet is so fucked, look at this guy he’s listening to a scream and fart compilation in the gym, it’s so loud what is wrong with these people?”
@@LaykWr this wasn't funny at all tho. Big Man just played everyone into increasing his video engagement numbers by copypasting the comment and the trend is still going. Props to the man, but I hardly think this was funny.
Lore time: The Long Drive Dad is actually Mr Green. Having won billions of dollars in Las Vegas, he is driving back home with his son, and during his drive, he encounters aliens. Mr Green then proceeds to use all of his winnings to buy an entire alien monitoring facility in the Nevada desert, where he resides to this day.
@@AxxLAfriku you are the definition of an inability to grasp one's own insignificance. I would say go to hell, but you've left so little an impact on this earth, they have no place for you.
Whoever the person is that comes into prestream, makes a prediction on when people will be bored, and then signs into an alt account at that EXACT time all the time? You're my hero.
The contrast between Jerma taking on the persona of a disaffected government employee and Joel losing his shit screaming at doors closing while playing signal simulator is almost funnier than each of their individual streams.
yes a flashlight can transfer energy into a solar panel, but you're sending the energy of a tiny battery, through maybe 60% efficient LEDs, through the air which scatters it with dust, into a solar panel that's maybe 50% efficient. or in other words, there's no point.
this stream followed the usual trend of going from jerma struggling to understand the game mechanics, then descending into psychotic rants triggered by chat messages
@the editors/whoever runs this channel, if it's not too much to ask, could you start putting the original air date of the streams in the description or something?
cant believe they left out the part where people linked a comic about how even though chat is so mean to jerma, he makes their days better (this included chat in the comic saying "shit your pants") and his sole reaction was "i shit my pants to make your day better?"
Apple has the most anti-consumer practices possible, refuse to allow repair shops to handle their equipment and have actively lobbied against the right to repair one's products without going through them, they charge outrageous amounts sometimes in the thousands for $50 fixes anywhere else would do it for and when it comes to their computers, they literally charge twice as much for half the power. some of the highest end $4,000+ individual components they have are dwarfed in power by a $1200 PC component. You can build a PC that can not only run itself, but can also run a fully emulated mac simultaneously and still be more powerful than the mac itself. Apple is fucking ridiculous when it comes to overcharging and fucking over the consumer base. This is the same company that sold a monitor for $4,999 and then had the absolute fucking audacity to sell the fucking stand for it separately for another $1,000. Literally the only thing they have going for them is their monopoly on smartphones with good displays and apple store exclusive apps. Other than that, they have done nothing positive and are objectively overpriced for what they offer.
@@mazovist Wouldn't not connecting it to wifi and always turn on airplane mode work to handle privacy? Though, yes, you couldn't really do anything with it except maybe as an overly advanced flash disk. Also even though Apple couldn't spy on your phone, as long as you're connected to the internet, someone could still spy on you if could break its security.
@@walter3934 Yes, but literally anyone could spy on you, no matter the device, if you're on an unsecured public network; if you're on a secured public network or on a private network, you should be fine. Also, iPhone security is quite tight.
6:02 He doesn't have him on speed dial because he's in is ear back seating to him the whole time. Yep. J.O.E.L, Jerma's Only Elimination of Languishing.
last time I was this relatively early, Okay now that I have your attention I need help locating and rescuing Jex from the evil grasp of Jeremy Elbertson, I repeat Jeremy Elbertson is armed and dangerous, with intent to harm.
Jerma begins talking about how he hates big phones. Brain: He hates big phones because he wants them to be more compact, because he's compact. You see, he's small. Jerma: I got to like carry around these big phones in a fanny pack, they're so big. Heck a backpack. I cannot stop chuckling as Jerma continues to rant about iphones and their size as the image of a gnome like Jerma carrying the phone in his backpack that barely fits it is in a place of immense rage that the phone is too big consumes my mind.
Chat: “Prove you’re not a serial killer, tell us what you do in your free time” Jerma: “Pftt! I’m not a killer. Okay, so uh...” *provides no alibi* Jerma is a serial killer.
"Welll, your honor, I couldn't possibly have murdered that person because, ummmmmm...... I take a dump. Yeah, I don't care if you hear it. Depending on the day that's 10, 20, 30, 40 minutes."
Not that many ads tbh. It’s a ~45 minute video with at MOST 4 minutes of ads (currently 8 ads for me), most likely less than that considering you can skip most.
The sheer contrast between Joel and Jerma with that shoe is just fucking amazing. With the context of Joels streams of this it makes his reaction and breakdown of events all the funnier.
he's turning on the _gyass_ in the bathroom. The _gyass_ is very poisonous. He only has one hour to turn off the _gyass_ before he succumbs to the _gyass_
forgot i commented this shit haha probably was my last time doing acid though i kept thinking about jerma dying of old age and how im going to think about these days as the good old days and then i started thinking about my family after theyre gone, my debts, my future and pretty much everything else that could ever tweak me out when im tripping
Every single one of these videos has an unexpected element, no matter how conventionally boring its title and thumbnail seem. I did not expect to learn Jerma's daily routine
PLEASE HIGHER THE VOLUME!! I put these videos on when I sleep because jerma makes me comfortable. But getting ear zerked by some stupid ad wakes me up every time
3:06 its really funny jerma said this because at one radio telescope there was a signal that they thought could be aliens for years and it couldn't be explained but then eventually someone realized it was from the onsite microwave
