The Kamala Waltz 

This parody cover of "Tennessee Waltz" (words and music by Redd Stewart and Pee Wee King) with my own lyrics is played in the key of B, using a Seydel 1847 Noble in B, recorded on an iPhone.
I was vancing with my darling
and I listened to his shmaltz,
when the head of my staff came to me:
Mr. President, something happened,
it’s all over the news.
And then with my own eyes I see:
I will never forget how Harris and Walz
blocked the path to my sure victory.
Yes, I knew I was doomed,
when they started dancing
the beautiful Kamala Waltz.
I kept working on my MAGA
with the mojo of Putin
who helped most intelligently
by supporting the other
just to give me a boost.
Yet, it didn’t, unfortunately.
I will never forget...