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The Kohler Numi 2 brings smarts to your parts 

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The Kohler Numi 2 is one of the wildest - and smartest - toilets on the market. This $7,000 commode is completely hands free and plays music and birdsong while you go. It's truly an amazing little robot.

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@masterofnow1
@masterofnow1 Год назад
"What needs to happen to bring this to the mainstream?" DROP THE PRICE 95%
@peytonlutz1
@peytonlutz1 11 месяцев назад
For how small volume these artpieces are, I sorta understand the pricetag. Meant for McMansions and seven digit homes exclusively pretty much. I really wonder how much Kohler makes margin wise to quantity sold just to make this toilet worth to sell.
@Bluecollarpops
@Bluecollarpops 10 месяцев назад
Pompous Kohler sales man : It comes down to education, no one is educated in America. Americans : We are educated enough not to flush $8000 down the drain
@michaelclark3690
@michaelclark3690 4 месяца назад
Like I want to have a conversation with Alexa while taking a shit. Besides, I'm sure Alexa will have some comments when I cut a huge fart., on make a big splash from an excessively big turd!!
@sempre_avanti_01
@sempre_avanti_01 5 лет назад
Host: what needs to change for this sort of hygiene to become popular in the US? Answer: it not costing $8,000.00
@markshaver4784
@markshaver4784 4 года назад
Its education on the product bro 😭😭
@michaelwise6970
@michaelwise6970 Год назад
That's just crazy lol
@chaabraaah5823
@chaabraaah5823 Год назад
I bought a bidet for $40 and installed myself. Next winter I'll get a heated seat for $$150. You just have to know what you want and get it. Here you're paying for a bunch of nothing with these. Warm butt water to clean with and heated buns with memory foam at my feet, I mean I'm not rich by any extent of the word, but my bathroom time feels quite nice.
@Thedogfather209
@Thedogfather209 Год назад
How much you spend on toilet paper bud
@Thedogfather209
@Thedogfather209 Год назад
And your health 😂
@birdiedagr8
@birdiedagr8 10 месяцев назад
Imagine having diarrhea and the top don't pop up fast enough
@seamusmac777
@seamusmac777 Год назад
HA! "Alexa, flush my turd" 😮😅😂
@eratera5836
@eratera5836 Год назад
Does it have the gas interceptor feature ... like if you have really loud gas ... could it anticipate it and play Beethoven's moonlight sonata over it.
@boxcarhobo8315
@boxcarhobo8315 10 месяцев назад
so how to make this happen, direct a laser at your brown eye, and when it sees a change in it, sweet Sonata serenade
@PersonMCPersonface3
@PersonMCPersonface3 10 месяцев назад
The real question is: Does the gas oder eliminator feature? Because you can't flush a fart and the stick tends to stick with you the rest of the day.
@jptruth2372
@jptruth2372 Месяц назад
😂😂
@vaiosan775
@vaiosan775 Год назад
Can we see a... demonstration? 😁
@cjackson73714
@cjackson73714 Год назад
That's a long time to be on the throne for all those features 😂
@JimSajMusic
@JimSajMusic 11 месяцев назад
For $8625...that thing better turn my poop back into food.
@jptruth2372
@jptruth2372 Месяц назад
8000 just to take a normal shit
@alexlane243
@alexlane243 2 месяца назад
Power outage or internet drops...you’re in deep...well...ya know 😂
@williamzlatos1272
@williamzlatos1272 9 месяцев назад
Alexa will be scanning Uranus, and everyone that uses it. They might also take pictures?
@yugkhandelwal1279
@yugkhandelwal1279 3 года назад
After slayy point?
@uday1663
@uday1663 3 года назад
Yeah😅
@j.howardj
@j.howardj 3 года назад
The smart toilet says to the smart sink and smart bath tub: You think you jobs stinks?
@aakarshdivyam7655
@aakarshdivyam7655 2 года назад
$8000 for a toilet? It's like just add Smart to anything and you're up in the big leagues. Smart Oven, Smart Cooktop, Smart Sink, Smart Shower, Smart lunchbox, Smart tables, chairs, and what not.
@hunterjlsx5673
@hunterjlsx5673 2 года назад
I got a smart table it yells at me all the time lmaoo
@cannabino5653
@cannabino5653 Год назад
They got smart dildos and dildonts
@mayssm
@mayssm Год назад
Reminds me of "Keto" - "Try our new Keto chips...not as good as Doritos, but you get 1/2 as much for 3x the cost."
@SolarizeYourLife
@SolarizeYourLife 5 лет назад
I want a Jetson's shower that auto scrubs me...
@DavesLife100
@DavesLife100 9 месяцев назад
Great, last thing I want Alexia or Amazon to know is my bathroom habits. Reminds me of the talking toilet on the show Bob's Burgers 😄 🤣
@Seschal
@Seschal 2 месяца назад
Yes!!!!
@ShawnMKouri
@ShawnMKouri Год назад
Does the new 2.0 have the same digital touch screen remote control as the 1.0? I’m just curious because I saw a different remote.
@SohamRayWickederDrake37
@SohamRayWickederDrake37 3 года назад
Slayy Point made toilet popular...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@personfrom3036
@personfrom3036 2 года назад
Right
@hasinakhanom740
@hasinakhanom740 2 года назад
yes
@jaysonbell7369
@jaysonbell7369 8 месяцев назад
It actually washes your tail after a #2 , I'm sold..
@jptruth2372
@jptruth2372 Месяц назад
But you have a wet ass running with shit is what people don't understand
@jumaro8823
@jumaro8823 5 лет назад
0:36 since when are high tech toilets popular in Europe? 😂
@vorjay
@vorjay 4 года назад
he probably meant Japan. Toto is incredibly popular.
@sortathesame8701
@sortathesame8701 4 года назад
Since forever! We have traveled over a great deal of Europe and integrated bidet/toilets are very popular in the more high end homes. Never seen one of these though!
@isabellavillanueva4639
@isabellavillanueva4639 Год назад
💀
@anatloijbujlin6127
@anatloijbujlin6127 8 месяцев назад
И с этого же пульта ДУ закрывается крышка унитаза фирмы Кохлер или как?
@Calinotch06
@Calinotch06 Год назад
What happens when the toilet malfunctions? Is there a manual flush option? Or is the toilet just full of waste?
@afvace
@afvace Год назад
The same thing that happens when your manual flush stops working on your regular toilet
@Ksupreme_
@Ksupreme_ 3 месяца назад
@@afvacenah. I’m sure it’s completely different. It wouldn’t cost $8k if it functioned like a regular toilet. There’s no way he added all that smart stuff and didn’t consider the basics
@joey12344715
@joey12344715 9 месяцев назад
Is there an air gap?
@ShawnMKouri
@ShawnMKouri Год назад
Why is it not on sale after 3 years
@derekspencer100
@derekspencer100 Месяц назад
Does it flush before or after the seat is down?
@sheemaw3465
@sheemaw3465 Год назад
This is the second one for the basement bat. ru-vid.comUgkxOuLt8IL_GxhhaK8DBuKEL-zV0UJVpWZn , works great
@Zoie3x8
@Zoie3x8 3 месяца назад
while i could very much get used to bidets and warming seats, and maaaybee some form of lighting, i still see no reason why it needs to be auto-opening, auto-closing, auto-flushing, nevermind be AI / internet enabled. Also, the square seat shape looks really uncomfortable to sit on.
@anatloijbujlin6127
@anatloijbujlin6127 8 месяцев назад
И как же садиться на такой унитаз фирмы Кохлер?
@anatloijbujlin6127
@anatloijbujlin6127 8 месяцев назад
Очень замечательный и самый наикрутейший туалет. Сколько выдерживает килограмм, прочный ли в эксплуатации?
@michaelclark3690
@michaelclark3690 4 месяца назад
How big a load do you drop dude???
@oB_Session
@oB_Session 4 года назад
Yes let's take a dump on $7k. The times we are living in, excess to the max.
@sortathesame8701
@sortathesame8701 4 года назад
People have money in their pockets, they might as well spend it on luxury toilets as anything else...it all provides jobs for someone!
@ivanmk8287
@ivanmk8287 2 года назад
@@sortathesame8701 ur kinda right and kinda wrong. Products like this create a great divide and that's a problem when there are people that take dumps in holes in the ground or on the street.
@MeIshKittie
@MeIshKittie 9 месяцев назад
At the same time, im whacking it in the bathroom, so id rather just keep my phone and $8 grand.
@supernightslash
@supernightslash 2 года назад
You know what works just as well? A regular toilet. Literally NONE of this a necessity. It serves no purpose. Do I really need LEDs for taking a dump? Do I REALLY need a motorized cover? Do I REALLY, REALLY need Alexa listening to my bowels for a keyword? Also, square? Really?? Do you know how uncomfortable that looks to sit on?
@facetious_1
@facetious_1 9 месяцев назад
Wait till you rush to the bathroom to take a dump. To find it twitching and not working. Then the digital controller swells like a convienient store borrito, fresh out of warranty.
@erapidtaxserviceerapidtaxs6572
@erapidtaxserviceerapidtaxs6572 2 года назад
Once you have a bidet you can’t be without. I know we use less bath tissue. And I would buy wipes . That does cost but then these repairs not so sure
@ShawnMKouri
@ShawnMKouri 2 года назад
This thing, Kohler Numi 2.0 was supposed to be available in 2019, then they said July 2020. Then they said it will be going on sale in 2021 and we are in 2021 now and nothing. Why didn’t they put it on sale. Why didn’t Kohler launch pre-orders?
@gngrjpeg
@gngrjpeg 7 месяцев назад
Are you ready to buy the toilet yet?
@dznqbit
@dznqbit 3 года назад
Reviewer can't keep a straight face as he's asking about Alexa AHAHAHAHA
@maplemanz
@maplemanz 20 дней назад
What if you use is without the seat!
@ManuelGutierrez-ch3he
@ManuelGutierrez-ch3he Год назад
What if you have a bbw thats gonna use it????
@sonatakris2006
@sonatakris2006 11 месяцев назад
Buy a cheap one for them
@eratera5836
@eratera5836 Год назад
how about a Kohler f@rt hole ... w/ led touch screen ... that is installable in any room of the house
@RetroCat969
@RetroCat969 4 года назад
My thighs just ache from looking at those sharp corners. I mean, that cant be comfortable to sit on.
@eratera5836
@eratera5836 Год назад
I think a hole in the ground with solar panels for a smart touch would do the same thing
@theblackperl
@theblackperl 11 месяцев назад
"Hey alexa, take a snap shot of this wicked turd I just dropped and send it to the group chat"
@nagarthna4850
@nagarthna4850 Год назад
Slayy point forever
@huebett8669
@huebett8669 5 лет назад
Never Mind Fixing Flint Michigan Water 😲
@htowner1327
@htowner1327 8 месяцев назад
😂 what it makes it cost so much ?honest question.I don’t think it’s worth more than a couple thousand
@Angelo27
@Angelo27 5 лет назад
Bob's Burgers?
@Angelo27
@Angelo27 4 года назад
wristpain there's an episode with a talking smart toilet
@Oshane007
@Oshane007 24 дня назад
Now that’s smart shit😂😂😂
@SudeeshSubramanian
@SudeeshSubramanian 2 года назад
Me after buying this: Alexa wash my ass, I'm done.
@cocodrilo8882
@cocodrilo8882 2 года назад
LMFAO!! 😭🤣
@BlitzoImpMurderPros
@BlitzoImpMurderPros Год назад
With an iPhone: Hey Siri, flush.
@ElizaBeth-wv1hb
@ElizaBeth-wv1hb Год назад
Will this toilet analyze your pee and poo? I need to know if my pee and poo are better quality than everyone else’s in the house.
@devustars7236
@devustars7236 3 года назад
Who is here after slayy point's new video 😂
@varungautam2005
@varungautam2005 3 года назад
Me 😂😂😂😂
@Patriot1776-0
@Patriot1776-0 Год назад
My gosh....now i have seen it all ..now your toilet is online besides your fridge washer dryer your house..
@N1C0YA
@N1C0YA Год назад
No nees for any of that besides the seat warmer. Once im done taking a sweet dump, i clean the black ring and everything around it and im gone.
@jg90gt
@jg90gt 3 месяца назад
My bidet for 35 bucks works just fine.
@johnjingleheimersmith9259
@johnjingleheimersmith9259 4 месяца назад
My man, at $5 a shit, you'd have to shit at least once a day for nearly four and a half years.
@siryak
@siryak 21 день назад
what if you have diareaah when theres a power outage and the seat lid won't open so you take a massive wet dookie in your pants while you try and yank the lid off
@malooly
@malooly 5 лет назад
Also Johnathon. Ready for any question
@mariomejia1701
@mariomejia1701 Год назад
8 thousand dollars!!!!!!
@Maz7006
@Maz7006 7 месяцев назад
When you don’t know where to spend your money.
@simoncarloze2180
@simoncarloze2180 5 лет назад
Alexa, clean my pants...!
@illmade2
@illmade2 2 месяца назад
Its money, no body wasn't to spend that much to take a crap
@erapidtaxserviceerapidtaxs6572
@erapidtaxserviceerapidtaxs6572 2 года назад
My toilet stopped holding the water. The ball that opens and closes went out . Had to order a APHA TRAP ASSEMBLY. KOHLER says this part goes out after SOME TIME. That to me is a defect. I bet the new NUMI 2.0 does not have this anymore . The part cost me 550.00. KOHLER also told me that if I had the fancy remote this could of been prevented. I also ordered fancy remote. To install the APLHA TRAP ASSEMBLY that have to remove the whole toilet to install this part . Plumber coming next week
@masterofnow1
@masterofnow1 Год назад
God bless you and your ability to own this place to 💩
@erapidtaxserviceerapidtaxs6572
@erapidtaxserviceerapidtaxs6572 2 года назад
I have a KOHLER NUMI 1.0 toilet. Difference is I don’t have the light in the front and the Alexa capability
@real100talk5
@real100talk5 Год назад
Is your name Randy?
@Crackingseen
@Crackingseen 5 лет назад
why a grand difference for color change?
@funnyassvidsboy
@funnyassvidsboy 3 года назад
A grand? $6,000 for white and $8,000 for black
@Crackingseen
@Crackingseen 3 года назад
@@funnyassvidsboy he said in the video 7000 for white version and 8000 for black when I made this comment a year ago
@elenaguerrero6097
@elenaguerrero6097 4 месяца назад
So Alexa to take a dump..lol
@jonasbaine3538
@jonasbaine3538 3 месяца назад
It will probably tell you to eat more greens and less steak too 😂😂😂
@brandoncherry1651
@brandoncherry1651 4 месяца назад
After a night of heavy drinking and taco bell that water jet not going to do it
@KentuckyRanger
@KentuckyRanger 3 месяца назад
$8,000? For a toilet?? Are you serious???
@batnerd2406
@batnerd2406 3 месяца назад
And for the low, low price of $9,200 😂
@malooly
@malooly 5 лет назад
OK Google. Wash my bum. Wisco represent
@TopGigaChad96
@TopGigaChad96 5 месяцев назад
I really don't see the apeal in this.
@personfrom3036
@personfrom3036 2 года назад
Who came here after slayy point video
@joekingman4654
@joekingman4654 5 месяцев назад
It may be worth $8K if it would analyze your poo and give you a read out of your current health condition and a list of supplements for improvement.
@MldcMx
@MldcMx 5 месяцев назад
Butt scan too (like fingerprint scanner) to determine who's using the toilet. Analyzes the color of your urine to give you warning if you need to drink more water or see a doctor. Makes a time chart for you that syncs to your phone. Analyzes your feces for food recommendations to make the bowel movements easier. Lol!
@Ksupreme_
@Ksupreme_ 3 месяца назад
And cleans your ass afterwards 😆
@reidbiden6712
@reidbiden6712 3 месяца назад
$10,000 to pee….
@ejelstad
@ejelstad Год назад
So I need more “education” to bring a $9,000 toilet into my home? Grow up.
@chriscurry9201
@chriscurry9201 Месяц назад
There’s is NOTHING that’s this toilet does that makes it priced at $8,000. Alexa integration, speakers, motorized lid, a bidet, seat warmer and leds. That’s no more than $1000
@scentsei8201
@scentsei8201 Год назад
Seriously? I mean, heated seating and perhaps the Butt washer are great features. But thats it… its a fkn toilet. Come on. 8k 🤦🏻
@RodrigoBarbosaPhotographer
@RodrigoBarbosaPhotographer 3 месяца назад
Almost 10k, that’s why this is not popular.
@tomtardif4387
@tomtardif4387 28 дней назад
😂😂😂😂😂 $8,000 for a toilet I don't think so😂😂😂
@mulemule
@mulemule 2 месяца назад
*Next time, perhaps actually **_demonstrating its features live_** might help for an $7K product.* 🙄
@alpal4000
@alpal4000 6 месяцев назад
No it comes down to cost...
@amberautumn4222
@amberautumn4222 Год назад
So this is like amazing for people with irritable bowel syndrome 😏
@TheBigRagooDOTcom
@TheBigRagooDOTcom 8 месяцев назад
WTF is going on
@DNyCe36
@DNyCe36 2 месяца назад
It costs too much $$$
@mabryfamily1720
@mabryfamily1720 4 года назад
Drake has that toilet!
@christophergill871
@christophergill871 Месяц назад
8grand 😆😂
@Portapottypossum
@Portapottypossum 4 месяца назад
Ima order one 😊
@Detroit_Smash
@Detroit_Smash Год назад
Just Another reason to waste more time in the bathroom and yet another to dive deeper into pointless tech addiction. But hey to each his own, it’s a nice toilet, but what’s the point of dynamic lighting on a toilet? 😂 the bathroom light is usually on isn’t it
@wjenable
@wjenable 3 года назад
A smart toilet now? Wow the things which corporates put out, touting consumer insights as the cornerstone of such R&D. I wonder the sample size which actually told them they needed a stereo in their shitcan and fancy 'ambient' lighting. What lies to justify overdesign and a waste of resources.
@ivanmk8287
@ivanmk8287 2 года назад
It is clear over designing... And it's for peope that overpay for shit that doesn't make damn sense. I actually think it's quite gross to have my poo slide down a speaker/ led / touchscreen machine.lmao
@bibmitchell6542
@bibmitchell6542 4 месяца назад
Education? Lololol it's the fkn price
@TheyLive-2024
@TheyLive-2024 22 дня назад
8k to poop😂
@user-vs5il9zz5m
@user-vs5il9zz5m Год назад
Not worth spending money just to shit rather spend 8,000$ on a crazy shower system then a electric shitter
@Antlerbob
@Antlerbob 6 месяцев назад
$8,600.00 to take a crap? Not for me!!!
@MichaelWalton-qe9qu
@MichaelWalton-qe9qu 2 месяца назад
That’s way too much money for a toilet…lol…
@jptruth2372
@jptruth2372 Месяц назад
Its fucking 10 Grand!! Plus, i don't want my ass sprayed with toilet water. 8-10 grand just to take a normal shit smh. Not EVERYTHING has to be a "smart device".
@kevincarr1349
@kevincarr1349 11 месяцев назад
Kohler isnt a luxury brand
@Politebanana1
@Politebanana1 3 месяца назад
yes it is. this just makes that point
@tompipps3383
@tompipps3383 4 года назад
TOM PIPPS . FOAM - BR LA USA . HI HELLO &
@nadeemm4564
@nadeemm4564 5 лет назад
Second
@haroonq2456
@haroonq2456 5 лет назад
New someone would write dat
@user-sr7dw1fs6k
@user-sr7dw1fs6k Год назад
Where's Linus>???????? The toilet industry is falling behind millenial trends. :(
@neonpegasus5558
@neonpegasus5558 Год назад
Rly?????¿?
@jinji8448
@jinji8448 Год назад
I agree, technology isn't really good unless Linus approves of it.
@haroonq2456
@haroonq2456 5 лет назад
First
@sortsvane
@sortsvane 5 лет назад
Toilet.ai shit.ai poop.ai
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