The Latex Salesman (Seinfeld) 

I used Art Vandelay as a job reference once. I put down a friends number. They never called but I got the job anyway. We still laugh about that.

LOL Kramer completely fucks it up. 'No, you're way way way off.'

I like how Elaine tries to save George's lie when Kramer answers

George Costanza. Funniest sitcom character ever. "I've been lying to you for three days and now you're all screwing me!"

Love how Elaine and Kramer just sit there awkwardly glancing at each other when left alone. Clearly friends of friends at this point in the series.

The way Jerry says "I don't think so" kills me everytime hahaha

If I ever get a phone call from a telemarketer, I will answer with "Vandelay Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking. How may we help you?"

"Whatdelay Industries ?" "... VANDELAY, SAY VANDELAY"

I have a Vandelay Industries T-shirt. Every time I get a compliment I know who I can trust 😂

This is one of funniest Seinfeld moments I've ever seen! Lol

I love how disheveled George looks when he bursts into Jerry’s apartment 😂

I just watched this the other day and nearly 20 years later it still makes me laugh til I cry

"What delay industries?" Lmao!

"And you want to be my latex salesman...." BEST LINE OUT OF THE WHOLE EPISODE!

The line "And you want to be my latex salesman" was ad libbed.

If George put this much effort into any of his actual jobs he’d be living the high life.

"I'm gonna hire YOU as my latex salesman? I don't think so." 😂😂😂😂

Funniest sitcom ever hands-down, pound for pound 😂🤣😂🤣

George is a better architect than he is a latix salesman. And he's a better marine bioligist than he is an architect.

This was one of the best episodes they made. The JFK re enactment spoof and George's unemployment part and Kramer's Golf.

Doesn't George always take off his shirt whenever he's using the bathroom? Hahaha

Jerry improvised that last line.. lmao

Kel Varnsen is my favorite alias.

"Vandelay Industries" "Kel Varnsen speaking" 😂😂😂

VANDELAY !! SAY VANDELAY !!

2:19 And you want to be my latex salesman. LOL!!!

I will never stop laughing at this scene no matter how many times I've seen it

My favorite scene from the entire series of Seinfeld!!!

Mr. Pennypacker was rumored to be interested in buying out that company.

At least weekly I use that line: "And you wanna be my latex salesman." High-larry-us!

Classic. I can watch this over and over. Love it how Jerry will only consider hiring George, it's not a done deal!

This could only happen to George Costanza. :)

George deserved an Emmy for this scene alone.

haha i like how the newspaper is on the wrong side in the insert shot after Jerry walks in

"I don't think so" LMAO

"Yello, what delay industries, no your way way way off" Hilarious!!!!!!!!

Back in the early 90s when you could still lie about your employment prospects back when there was no internet readily available to look up a company online lol

Kel Varnsen speaking!

Probably the best closing line of any sitcom episode ever. Makes me fall apart every time.

"How did you know who they wanted?!"

This and the soup Nazi are the funniest bits in the whole series

For me, this is hands down the best scene of the series :)

"And you want to be my latex salesman?"

hahaha. George FREAKS OUT in this one lol just awesome. and Jerry's reaction, too haha

jerry's shirt & turtleneck sweater....outstanding

This is my favorite episode, too. And George is my favorite character as well!

I love all their aliases, Kel Varnsen, Art Vandelay, and of course Dr. Martin Van Nostrand.

“And you wanna be my latex salesman.” Is one of the funniest lines on the show!

haha, the DESPERATION of George.....god, what a chaotic life hahahaaaaaaa

"Kel Varnsen speaking" :-P

also look at the newspaper on the floor, it changes sides

Yello.....What Delay Industries?

VANDELAY SAY VANDELAY!!

I’ll go to my grave believing George Costanza is the greatest character in the history of sitcoms.

George Costanza, Archie Bunker, George Jefferson, Fred Sanford, Al Bundy, Dan Fielding, Alex P. Keaton and Barney Fife, the greatest sitcom characters of all time!

George is getting upset!

this is on par with George´s answering mesage XD

The engagement with the audience makes it feel like a community.

haha george's my favorite character

And you wanna be my latex salesman?

Luv how George runs :D

That's gold! (Gratuitous Banya reference)

2:10 paper at the right of George 2:15 paper at the left of George 2:20 paper at the right of George.

The part where George runs out of the bathroom with his pants down and yelling "VANDELAY" had me laughing the most I had ever laughed watching this show, and then Jerry walks in and sees him face down on the floor with his pants down with no context and I laugh more, and then his comment makes me laugh even more. I paused and went to the bathroom and I was still laughing about this scene.

This line is as iconic as the show, but the one thing I always notice is that the newspaper changes sides when the camera changes when george falls on the floor 😂😂😂

and you wanna be my latex salesman!!!

Jerry " and you wanna be my Latex Salesman :o " HAHA EPIC

Jerry: “I’m gonna hire you as my latex salesman?” George: “Right” Jerry: “I don’t think so. Why would I do that?” George: 😑

Y'know that Seinfeld's "And you wannna be my latex salesman?" was improvised?

anyone else notice the error? It is when Kramer walks in and he shuts the door. You can hear it shut. When it pans to Jerry and back to Kramer the door is open

VANDELAY! SAY VANDELAY!!!!!! hahaha, George is DESPERATE.....hahahaaaaaa......one of the greatest scenes in television HISTORY hahahaaaaa!!!! Brilliant, the panic of George haha

Greatest show in history.

OMG, George running out of the bathroom with his pants down!! "Vandelay, say Vandelay!!" :)

"Latex salesman" is the occupation I use for all my social networking accounts lol

"Vandelay Say That, Oh No No" Ha ha ha 😂😅

2:14 the newspaper hops over to the other side of George.

and you wanna be my latex salesmen?... lmao i cannot think of a more classic line.

Oh God, look at George's hair!! I love how Jerry answers the phone "Kel Vartson speaking" !:)

LOL!!!! where he darts out of the bathroom and falls HAHA

Dj: at least you won't fall asleep in class.

0:41 " I dOnT tHinK sO "

"i'm gonna hire you as my latex salesman?" "right" "i don't think so"

There's a little George Costanza in all of us.

What Albert Einstein did for science these guys did for comedy.. Absolutely genius!

"And you want to be my latex salesman."

Hilarious. VANDELAY! SAY VANDELAY!

Just bought my father a Vandelay Industries t-shirt for Christmas!

One of my favorite episodes!

May well be the best line from this show.

I have been watching tv since the early 60's and no sit com was ever as good as Seinfeld. Probably nothing ever will be again.

haha never gets old baby if u repeatedly click on 1:57 or 1:58 on george's fall it almost looks like he is chanting hahaha

This scene could’ve been funnier, George’s boxers could’ve been down when he rushed out of the background.

on the interview special features on the seinfeld dvd, he improvised it and it killed!

Costanza is the best

Another slight inconsistency.... in a later episode, it is shown that George always removes his shirt when he take a dump, no matter where he is. He clearly keeps it on here....Great scene tho.

this was the funniest skit in the whole show!

the magic newspaper moved. Seinfeld. GOAT.

LOL When he falls down in the end!

From my personal experience, it was this episode that really hit the nail of what it would become. :D

I've been watching T.V. since 1775 and no sitcom was ever as good as Seinfeld.