The Living Tombstone - Dog of Wisdom Remix BLUE feat. Joe Gran 

- I'm a Dog of Wisdom - What's your wisdom? - This song has lyrics - That's a good wisdom

'This is your brain.' *Hears Red Version* This is your brain on drugs.'

when you are happy you understand the song but when you are sad you understand the lyrics

0% autotune 100% dog 100% epic 100% skill

Parents: What music do you listen to son? Me: It's complicated

The man responsible for the subtitles: Ah yes I understand this

7 years, still gold

Who's coming back to this masterpiece after the sequel dropped today?

red: DRUGS blue: anime opening

Im waiting for their language to be added to Duolingo.

Let’s just respect how much effort they put into this

If we think about it on a wider scale, the lyrics show a much more dramatic and depressing story than what we believed it would be. For instance, at the start of the music video, the lyrics tell us of a dog who has everything he could have wanted in life, not stopping for anything in his path. He begins with the idea of having a solo adventure into space because of the dog's immense boredom. During his travel, the dog spots another dog sitting alongside his flight path, and decides to invite the other dog into space with him so his adventure wouldn't be lonely anymore. However, the dog's brash actions and lack of forethought sent him and the other dog into a nightmarish realm, with the other dog adding on with "Not a pleasant place! There's no oxygen and the meteors will hit you in the face!". During the brief phase of panic, the first dog was about to crash into an alien with his plane, which would send them both into a court of law, with both of them being convicted for vehicular manslaughter. The second dog, the one of wisdom, abandons all calmness and sanctity and becomes driven into a panic; trying painfully to steer the wheel, however nothing would change. The second dog cries to his mother; presumably dead because of their age, in hopes of guidance. His mother would not save him, and after the brief realization, he would notice an asteroid heading directly towards them, with enough speed and size to end both of their lives. Additionally, they are still completely unable to use their steering wheels. As if a sudden arm dragged them in, they both began to orbit the asteroid at a terrifying rate, eventually leading to both of them crashing into each other. The first dog's brash and bold mindset would cause him to change the asteroid into a tennis ball in order to preserve their lives. During the transformation, they noticed that the asteroid they were battling was a moon, the moon that orbits their home planet. Remembering upon the secondary dog's wisdom: "Here is my wisdom: If your ball is too big for your mouth, it's not yours.", he disregards the thought entirely, instead commenting on how he likes the moon more now that it's turned into a larger ball. The police arrive shortly after, in an attempt to convict both of them for a hit and run. Due to their collision, both of their vehicles suddenly regain control and they begin to drive away from the police. Fortunately, through the first dog's understanding of the second dog's wisdom, he understands that they must ditch the moon because "Hey look, it's too big for our little mouths! And that's how you know it's not actually yours!". They drive away in a hurry, their destination is unsure, but they just want to escape conviction. However, the vehicles the police were operating were much faster than the two that the dogs were using, the dog notices earth and attempts to make a break for it and return home safely. They both have successfully escaped the police, and in one piece. The second dog, the one of wisdom, feels immeasurable grief, saying that "Many people are mad at us for acting as we did!". The dog of wisdom has done many things in his life, and he doesn't want to become discarded because of his unintentional hit and run, and his assault on the moon. The second dog brashly betrays the first one, saying that he will never confess to him, adding on further that he would "Never confess for something that I didn't actually do!". The second dog enters a fit of rage, and manipulated the officers through his "cuttie doggie eyes" into taking the first dog into prison instead of him. He then later adds on and says that the first dog has been lying to the officers as well, landing the first one further time in prison. Many of us have expected dogs and a silly adventure, but this is a truly deep story reflecting on brash actions and betrayal.

English captions: *actual english* English (United States) captions: "Ba."

*I just realized that this song has a damn lyrics.*

*_even after all these years these songs are great to come back to_*

When he said "ha hatapakata Ka", bro, I feel that

Everybody gangsta until dogs start talking microwave.

"if your ball is too big for your mouth, then it's not yours" -wisdom dog

7 years later and still a banger

Dog of wisdom 3 is OUT!

Me: I need to study My brain: *this*

I feel wiser already

Joe just dropped a sequel to Dog of Wisdom. I wonder if this would mean a Dog of Wisdom Blue 2?

Whoever made the lyrics needs to go to Harvard right this instant

"If your ball is too big for your mouth it is not yours" -Dog of wisdom 2015

I think this is weirder than the Red version. They turned the moon into a tennis ba-WHAT I guess if it's that big, it's nobody's ball.

Ok. Its been 7 years and i just now found this masterpiece

Here after the sequel.... so I guess we need a new song too?

My first reaction was to check iTunes for this, It's on iTunes

if your ball is too big for your mouth its not yours thats a good wisdom

I can't believe after all these years that Living Tombstone actually made a song about Dog of Wisdom.

Can never escape this work of art, 7 years later it’s still a bop!

*In every meme, there is a deeper story to it.*

I like the part when he says "Ba". Very moving.

Aight dog of wisdom II is out time FOR THE DOG OF WISDOM II REMIX

We are ready for Dog of Wisdom 2 remix

You could make a religion out of this.

*Me:* Yo pass the aux *Friend:* you better not play trash *Me:*

Man this song brings back so many memories as a kid Nostalgic and traumatic at the same time😭 Anybody else used this to tune out stuff as a kid? 😅

Nothing goes harder than some classic tunes from 7 years ago

This is so freaking addictive

It's sad that this RED VS BLUE project is discontinued. It's a really cool concept.

OMG I USED TO WATCH DIS EVERYDAY IM SO HAPPY I FOUND DIS SONG AGAIN it brings me so much joy

7 years later, it's still one of the boppiest songs I know

"Ball, a ball, turn the moon into a ball, turn the moon into a ball and they'll know who rule them all"

Someone: So what kind of music you listen to? Me: it's complicated..

THIS IS SO COOL

We need this for part 2 now

Memes and jokes aside, i genuinely like this song. Especially the cloud dog's part.

"The sequel we never wanted, but the sequel that we needed"

Anyone here after Joe dropped the sequel?

Now we need a sequel

Been 3 years and I’m still listening to this *im living the best life*

It's the fact that I listen to this unironicaly

After 8 years, still funny and amazing. 😌

SO GOOD

So that's why the moon was yellow yesterday

*Docter*: Ok. What dreams are occurring? *Me*:

Now that the dog of wisdom has a second video finally I’m wondering if they will make a new remix if it blows up like last time

Successful people don't become that way overnight. What most people see at a glance- wealth, a great career, purpose-is the result of hard work and hustle over time. I pray that anyone who reads this will be successful in life..

Blue version : * not epileptic * Red : **yikes**

Scientists:you can’t make fire without oxygen or in space Dogs: hold my beer

part two's gonna be lit

I only just now discovered thereare actual subtitles for this. Makes this even better.

Sickeningly good.

0:41 when he said "hey! Watch out!" *i felt that*

OMFG the closed captions took me by surprise this time. Awesome.

Wow this is so good i cant believe it. The fact that this song has lyrics when you put on captions is just so cool. Thank you for making this masterpiece ❤❤

Mum: Son, what are you Doing? Me: *BA*

*The guy who made the lyrics in the subtitles is a true dog whisperer.* ------------------- Edit: If you’re wondering which one it’s the “English” Captions. Whoever made it did a really good job on that xD. And the other one literally being “Habababa” and that also made me laugh xD.

This is the best song why did it take 7 years to pop up on my reccomended

coming back here after watching the dog of wisdom sequel

This song instantaneously makes me happy when I listen to it

They left the giant ball moon alone because it was too big for their mouth

Great Wisdom, Much Talent

I like how the blue version is controlled and "calm" Lets not talk about the red one...

I am the dog of wisdom What’s your wisdom This video has really good music This dog is legit

Man, this never gets old my guy

1:53 I love how the Dog of Wisdom is just staring at us in this scene, he looks soo concerned

UK subtitles: so they can talk US subtitles: HABABA

7 Years and i still vibe to this thing and is still awesome

Did someone slip some kind of new drug in my coffee this morning.

This is actually really catchy not gonna lie

the release of the dog of wisdom 2 brought me back here

That was great 😊 ❤

Friend: Hey, whats your homework playli- Me: DONT ASK.

This is actually my favorite thing.

Now this is legendary stroy.

The echo is so freakin good!

Regular English subtitles: Hidden language of dogs USA English subtitles: Yeah we were drunk while making this.

i dispense wisdom from my mighty wisdom tooth

6 years later this is still a work of art

It might’ve been seven years ago but this is still one hell of a banger! Amazing.

Friend: what music do you listen to? Me: it's complicated.

The subtitles explain perfectly what is happening.

What a wonderful song

THIS IS TRUE ART

some people say they can still hear the "ba" of a dog at night

bro the beat at the end is the absolute bomb!!!

Its been 7 years and this song still make me dancing