The Longer Men Are Married The Less They Know. Carlos Oscar - Full Special

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The longer men are married the less they know, or at least that has been Carlos Oscar's experience in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. Packed with hilarious stories about his daughters learning to speak Spanish, and how he prepared for the military this Dry Bar Comedy special from Carlos Oscar is sure to have any fan of the latino experience laughing from beginning to end.
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@brett4264 Год назад

His energy is off the charts! It's a good thing he sat down. He'd hurt himself. Funny as heck! I enjoyed the set.

@robinmoreno76 Год назад

I wish it was a little more linear cause he goes from topic to topic, but his energy is awsome

@garrettevans9193 Год назад

@@robinmoreno76 ngl I do the same. I guess that is my way of saying I relate to him haha.

@ReneeJennings-m7m 10 месяцев назад

He have a lot of materials so many topi love it.

@obregonplumbingrooter1356 6 месяцев назад

😊😊😊😊😊

@davecarattini1915 Год назад

Wow! He's good. I burst out laughing on "chorizo in '99". More Carlos, more Carlos...!

@mischievouscat296 Год назад

That was a breath of fresh air! So different!

@endtimeswriter Год назад

That bit about Rocky and cast in Spanish was super hilarious

@japanesefunnyshorts8584 Год назад

I feel like he used to be a rapper but somehow got into the wrong crowd and wound up in comedy🤣 He would've ended up doing good in either career path. Great stuff Carlos!

@kenbongaards554 Год назад

Now this guy is hilarious,i was laughing from start till the end.Would be nice to see more of Carlos!!

@kellyannthomas5727 Год назад

Carlos, I love your stories and delivery! I cannot stop laughing!!! Definitely one of the best Dry Bar sets.

@jolenewitzel7919 Год назад

Everything is so true and I'm laughing so hard my cat woke up and looked at me like I'm nuts. Thanks. 😄😄😄😄😄

@dollyscott-payne7488 Год назад

Very funny guy! I really enjoyed his good, clean *(no vulgarity!)* humor.

@valerief1231 Год назад

I’m less than 3 minutes in and I gotta stop and get my husband in here to watch this with me, the” sparks off a plastic fork” got me!

@armageddon845 Год назад

Carlos's delivery is great!

@claireboltjes7646 Год назад

"I pronounce you husband and wifi." 🤣🤣🤣 Best line ever!! So glad I didn't go there. I have too many friends who now have money troubles because they have to keep the games over anything else. Don't waste your life! 😔

@2chooks Год назад

I still have Pong and Atari 2600. Yar's Revenge is my favorite. 🤪

@dollyscott-payne7488 Год назад

A close friend of mine has a 19 year old grandson who's mother and step-father put out. He's been staying with my friend for over a year now. He's lazy -- and lost! -- from playing those games all day! He has no girlfriend, no job, and he barely graduated from high school so he lacks many skills educationally and otherwise. But he could care less! Shameful!

@dalehood1846 Год назад

When these young peoples "keepers" and financial "supporters" are no longer there for them, the homeless rate will skyrocket like nothing you have ever seen.

@bmerritt2433 Год назад

@@dollyscott-payne7488 maybe his parents did a s*** job raising him. Hmm?

@dollyscott-payne7488 Год назад

@@dalehood1846 Dale Hood, I couldn't have said it any better myself! *You can't live -- much less slouch and leech off of someone -- anywhere for free!* (EDITED TO CORRECT: "leech off if" to "leech off of.")

@storytellermistymator Год назад

"I now pronounce you Man and Wifi!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ibleebinU Год назад

" You know I'm a citizen, right?" So I taxed him and he was left with 12 cents!

@hernandaapriyanto1793 Год назад

Best comeback from him

@garrettevans9193 Год назад

What exactly does that citizen line mean? I've never heard it before.

@lourdesreeves6328 Год назад

@@garrettevans9193 The kid wanted more $.

@insertusernamehere8575 Год назад

@@garrettevans9193 it's a legal joke like Mexicans not being legal get 3$ and legal get 12¢

@insertusernamehere8575 Год назад

Thanks I didn't hear this part

@Solcntrolr Год назад

This guy reminded me of my VERY Mexican family parties growing up. He would be the cousin that’s just roasting everyone and telling the best stories.

@nelq415 10 месяцев назад

Thats my cousin Luis, exactly the same as this guy lol, gotta love em

@brendahyslop6770 Год назад

You are a AWESOME comedian, why have I not heard of you before watching this Dry Bar episode? I will have to research you more on the internet. Thanks for making me laugh...you're a jewel!

@ghdh166. Год назад

We live in an amazing world with such talented people

@2chooks Год назад

I laughed so hard I woke up my roommate. 🤣

@k.p.c7779 Год назад

I'm just starting it. You give me hope.

@warthogA10 Год назад

I laughed so hard my roommate moved out... Life is good

@ashtonyoshi6811 Год назад

@@warthogA10 well hopefully u can cover the bills tho lol. If so congrats having the spot to urself lol

@johncichon9499 Год назад

After 40 years of marriage, she is still with me🤪😁❤

@2chooks Год назад

@@warthogA10 *LOL* 🤣

@simmiedavissimmiesings8185 Год назад

Dude is hilarious! I had to sit straight up in bed to keep up with him and his rapid-fire zingers. But it's his life! Truth is funnier than fiction! Truly enjoyable.

@kelseyrossi3648 Год назад

That chorizo bit had me crying 🤣 alternate flour and corn🤣🤣💀

@davinreeves Год назад

Bro you killed it! Thanks for your service and the laughs.

@synergisticwe632 Год назад

This was actually the FUNNIEST shi$ I've watched since FLUFFY. Loved LOVED EVERY second. Very original and refreshing!! Thanks!!!!!!

@timothyfloogle Год назад

Saw this on Facebook. Love this special. Would love to see more from Carlos

@yt650 Год назад

Absolutely unbelievably funny.

@eltonwashington596 Год назад

🔥🔥🔥 where has he been?The next SUPERSTAR.Had tears in my eyes.

@viscache1 Год назад

40 years together this Christmas…a coffee press and Wellies for mucking the barn…my wife loved them!

@politicalfoolishness7491 Год назад

This is amazingly funny 🤣

@Norman_Fleming Год назад

"So I taxed him.." that was excellent

@TifLynn837 Год назад

This/he is now officially at the very top of my list of faves! The energy, the fact that the jokes are truly funny, AND, he didn't miss a beat , the entire time! ( I find it off-putting when comics seem like they momentarily forgot what they were going to say - or worse still .. laugh at their own jokes! )

@hxhdfjifzirstc894 Год назад

The 'Taxes' joke was worth my time, LOL.

@Shernicet Год назад

"I get lost on purpose for the respect." ...I literally LOL-ed!!! 🤣🤣🤣 This guy was GREAT! One of the funniest Dry Bar comedians I've seen!

@arturoramos1547 Год назад

I can relate totally to his story. I had similar rearing and being Boricua. Men your skit was great, wish you succes! Yea.

@rachjones1116 Год назад

This guy was great!!! Thank you, Carlos for the constant laughs the entire set!

@notYouraverageYiayia Год назад

This guy is brilliant!

@justafryguy Год назад

Hahaha this guys is HILARIOUS!!!

@dantheman8279 Год назад

I could watch this over and over, so hilarious!

@oldieman730 Год назад

Great comedic talent, love the zany energy and original stories.

@Thankful2God4vr Год назад

Great job, not many comedians make me laugh! Loved you!

@PammieGonzalez Год назад

I now pronounce you man and WiFi! I love it!

@helenc3408 Год назад

Awesome! A really funny guy who doesn't swear!

@kailahelene7169 Год назад

This guy is HILARIOUS. I laughed so freaking hard 😂🤣.

@thomasmartinscott Год назад

He went from Funny to Hilarious! Great Set!

@susanchevrier9288 Год назад

He talks so fast my southern brain could hardly keep up! He had me laughing out loud the whole time, extremely talented.

@KelituMumbua Год назад

Carlos we need more. You're hilarious.

@hernandaapriyanto1793 Год назад

Man and Wi-Fi lmao 🤣🤣🤣

@zidan40o0 Год назад

That was extremely hilarious, thanks for the laughs buddy!

@ericphipps1285 Год назад

This guy is hilarious.

@kameeleon32 10 месяцев назад

That audience wasn't ready for him! So many of his best lines seemed to go over their heads. This guy is now one of my Favorites! I want him in my family! 😅

@randalbaker939 Год назад

Thank you for your service

@lioness3963 Год назад

Thanks!

@rileyb24 Год назад

Finally a stand up comedian that USES THE STOOL ON STAGE!!!

@loveinmotion5773 Год назад

So funny so far! I am guilty of are you wearing that? Great job!

@cynthiat6505 Год назад

Hysterical!!! He makes me feel normal! I said it!!!

@johnrunyon3904 Год назад

😅. Well I also thought the same . Hi Cynthia I am John , I am new here on RU-vid just looking to make new friends . If you don’t mind I will like to have your email so I can chat you up on google chat . Thank you

@guestname5141 Год назад

Imagine if he walked around and used body language.your talent is on point. Great set. Respect brother. Hope you have fun with your future 😜

@mjblue84 Год назад

This guy is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@thesquigglespin Год назад

Pure genius! I'm gonna start taxing my kids too. Orale bro te aventaste. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@richellemoss8248 Год назад

ONE of the best, I couldn't stop laughing, so relatable. Awesome energy, AND quick. Def Worth the watch

@FaithM1976 19 дней назад

I really enjoyed the laughter you gave me, that was hilarious and true!🤣🤣🤣

@Sebastopolmark Год назад

We were just on the Royal Princess Cruise Ship and saw this routine. VERY FUNNY and worth every penny! !! !!!

@yeshmp9403 Год назад

Chicken falling down the stairs..hilarious.

@isaacoguns Год назад

Great session!😂😂😂😂

@garrettevans9193 Год назад

That driving perfectly without a woman in the car thing is so true. Learned it when I was practicing with my mom.

@Soh90 Год назад

I died of death at the Rocky in Spanish 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 17:25

@rosacoria5629 Год назад

Great show. He’s funny 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@pauliej4208 Год назад

Dry Bar: You can do a set, Carlos. Carlos: I've got 45 minutes of material. Dry Bar: You can have 24 minutes. Carlos: I got you, hermano.

@scholes100 Год назад

One of the few comedians that makes me Laugh Out Loud!

@checksix_TC Год назад

Imagine being deployed during Desert Storm with Carlos..... :)

@geofiggy Год назад

YOU'RE AMAZING CARLOS. Thanks love you during this difficult time in my life. 🖖🏼🤟🏼

@kenforu1531 Год назад

He's young...TV used to go off at 12. News then Star Spangled Banner....then snow.On all 3 channels.

@JoJo-nv1re Год назад

love this guy sm omg so glad i found him

@justwinks1553 Год назад

BRING. HIM. BACK! He made me laugh through my pain. Thank you and HAPPY NEW YEAR

@mcnihilation7286 Год назад

Freaking Brilliant!!

@LeeQuesada-CoTGaming Год назад

When i seen ur name.... Then you start ypuir special with the bit about two first names >< i laughed so hard i woke up my cat in the living room through a sound proof room.. >< LOL Exaggeration but yea, thats about how hard i laughed!. Then the rest of your stuff got better, Good set Carlos!

@jlawwill1857 Год назад

Carlos is one of my favorite comedians his stage presence is always on point

@freebirdrox7330 Год назад

Very good! Thank you.

@christalgordon5976 Год назад

Thank u i really feel better after i watched this

@silviadias7791 Год назад

I have a son just like that, he'll never get married. Hahahaha!

@valeriewhite8798 Год назад

Yes! Great comedy!

@starlessmystery6429 Год назад

This guy is funny!!! 😂

@ChiWung Год назад

OMG, you are hilarious! I laughed so hard, almost burst into tears!

@socaldeb Год назад

First time seeing Carlos. I laughed 😅 nonstop the entire time LOL 😆

@robintait5174 Год назад

Carlos was great from start to finish!!!

@michelecherek5392 Год назад

HILARIOUS!!! THANKS!!🤣😂🤣😂

@z33r0now3 Год назад

Very good set and a real funny dude. Haven’t heard of him before, but I’m glad I watched.

@DG-ic1hg Год назад

This was so FUNNNNNYYY 💯💯💯💯💯🤤

@EastDiaries Год назад

Comedian with accents are my favourites. It was fast but thoroughly enjoyed.

@breebarry4422 Год назад

Love this guy!

@SoundEngraver Год назад

Let me tell you something, Ladies! Ladies, let me tell you something...😂 I felt the energy from the phone. I can imagine that amplified in person.

@mikeh6583 11 месяцев назад

He knows how to deliver, very funny!

@muddyboots7753 Год назад

Excellent work

@Jeremy-dd2jj Год назад

Amazing set. Loved every minute.

@brightlight7293 Год назад

This guy is hysterical!!!!!

@oledilep Год назад

This was a fast paced funny set, gj.

@seedsoflove7684 Год назад

The best comedian on earth!🥳❤😆

@2chooks Год назад

My friend from Singapore taught me how to swear in Mandarin and Cantonese.

@sKitZoBonKa Год назад

I've been binging stand up lately...this is by far best so far ahahhaha

@tedereTSSK Год назад

Well done man. Appreciate it.

@lorellgingrich6603 Год назад

LOL! Talking at 100 miles an hour 🤣

@janekailey2173 Год назад

Brilliant!!❤❤❤

@pepguardiola5878 Год назад

Man! This guy is funny as heck. I laughed from start to finish.

@minervaluna1259 10 месяцев назад

Loved every joke and very clean, I laughed so much, I loved it, first time I’ve heard of him. I’m going to look for him. Hope he does a show in my area. I’m close to Palm Springs, CA,any shows this way?