the longest traffic jam in history 

The kids on your way to vacation: "Are we there yet?" " About 10 more days"

“Wanna get some Chick-fil-a?” “Yeah, sure.” 10 days later: 💀

" where were you these 10 days?" " I was stuck in a traffic"

Imagine being 10 days late to work

I bet there was a baby born in the jam, there's always a baby when something unreal happends lol

“Inflated prices for stranded drivers” Good ole humans.

Imagine having to do a surgery and dying because you are stuck in traffic.

Imagine the delivery guy late for 10-days 💀

My boss would tell me “you should have left home earlier “

ahh yes the three essentials: water ramen and smoking

that one motorcycle:

Imagine having a 10-day vacation, you try to spend it with parents and siblings on another city, but get stuck on this traffic 💀💀💀

"100 Kilometers" * draws line across half of China *

“Jimmy you haven’t been in school for 10 days what happend?” “ I was in traffic for 10 days“

“Sorry I’m late, I was in traffic” “Your ten days late-“

"JUST ONE MORE LANE, JUST ONE MORE LANE WILL SOLVE IT, COME ON BRO', TRUST ME-"

The guys on the bikes:🤑😈😎

Imagine being 10 days late to get a Christmas present and Christmas ended

That one rich guy who abandoned his lambo just for 10k people to be stuck in that lane for the next week 😂

'Let's go for a picnic today' 10 days later:💀 Edit: Guys please, I had to block my notifications💀

imagine sleeping in a car, with constant honking.

Imagine being 10 days late to school

Believe me when I say this was torture. I wasn’t directly affected by the jam but it was painful enough. Those few days, I was in Tianjin (neighbouring city) and was just about to head into Beijing. The traffic jam literally clogged entrance to the capital city and it became next to impossible to get in without a jam. We had to gamble which road to take to minimise the wait time and in the end our group had split up into two groups - one taking a highway into Beijing while the other taking train. I took the train as I just didn’t want to gamble my time and I had the cash to spend anyways. Upon arriving at the train station it was literally jam packed with people. The stations were busy enough now they had to handle the influx of people smart enough to take train. Extra card were sent out to meet demand but it still wasn’t enough. In the end we had to purchase tickets from a third party (at a markup that is) and boarded a high-speed railway heading for Beijing. The train took 45 minutes but just the wait time and ticket-nothing took us the entire day alone. We set off at 8 in the morning. But didn’t arrive until 2am. The other group wasn’t so lucky, despite having chosen a fairly (and I use fairly with air quotes) uncongested road, it still took them until 10 the other day to get here. The traffic jam affected more people than you’d imagine, raw materials were unable to import, drivers unable to get to where they’re going… it was a disaster for the Chinese government and really does show - no matter how good your rail network is, you can’t skimp out on roads.

That would suck having diarrhea in this situation

where did they shower? where did they take a dump? so many questions left unanswered 💀☠️

I'd probably go insane on day 2 lol

You know that motorcyclist was having the time of his life

As an introvert, I want to say "I want to go home".

People: *selling food to cars in the traffic* That guy that didn't bring money with him because he thought it wouldn't take 10 days to reach his home:☠️

Me: Let's go to the movies. SpongeBob narrator: 10 days later.

imagine a ambulance stuck in the traffic

“And inflated prices for stranded drivers” like Frank Ghallager said, “Where there is panic, there is money to be made” 😂

"YOUR 10 DAYS LATE" "I was stuck in the traffic" "YOU OWN A MOTORCYCLE"

Imagine if you just went out for a stupid reason, like needing to buy molasses even though you don’t need it 🗿💀

At that point I’d just walk back home come back 10 days later to get my vehicle 😂

Bikers:🗿 Cyclists:🗿 Walkers:🗿 People who didnt go on the road:🗿 People who fly there:🗿 Skaters:🗿 Ghost:🗿

"hey hey, I'll trade you this bottle of water for your kit kat." -that one driver

If you ever feel aggresive in traffic jam, remember this exists

That would have been a hell of a bill for an Uber rider.

"dude just add more lanes, trust me"

I’ll never complain again 💀💀💀

“omg lets go to the zoo” “dad how much longer??” “oh about 10 days”

So glad that vendors were able to get out there and supply people with food and sustenance. In this situation, you better pray you are driving an RV or a luxury semi truck. Or better yet, a motorcycle so you could just zoom out of the traffic altogether.

"so china asked trucking companies" I don't think they were asking lol

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMAAA!!" Grandma: "That was 10 days ago..."

id be making friends actual neighbors

On a real note.. where did they'all shit 💀

I can save you from waiting 58 seconds: The longest traffic jam in history is 10 days

I’ll never complain again. The longest I was stuck in traffic was 3 hours to go 2 miles.

"Why were you missing 10 days of work?" "Oh, Traffic"

There needs to be a movie about this

Motorcycles were soo underrated at that time

"Babe, where are you? I'm about to give birth" "Sorry babe, I'm stuck in a traffic jam" *10 days later* "Babe, where were you? It's been 10 days" "Traffic"

If i was stuck in a traffic jam for 10 DAYS,i would have stopped drinking 😭💀

"Cars are the most efficient mode of transport"

This is what happens when you force car dependency onto everyone.

"Hey Steven, why are you 10 DAYS LATE TO WORK?!??!?" "Uh boss, I got stuck in a traffic jam."

the dad that went out to get a present for christmas: *ends up missing it*

*Instructions unclear, made a whole civilisation in the traffic jam, communicated, traded food, and slept in the car.*

The traffic jam:🙄 The ambulance truck:😭😭😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️☠️

This is truly the traffic jam to end all traffic jams.

Just the sheer amount of stress would break me. I can’t even take a 4 hour traffic jam let alone days on end.

The motorcycles: I’m running I’m running running Cars:you bro get out go to the back

Imagine you took a 10 day holiday from ur office to spend it somewhere good just to be stuck in the traffic for 10 days 🤣

Imagine being 10 days late to a concert💀 Edit: if we get to 200 likes my parents will maybe finally reconize me as there son *also thanks for the likes*

And that's ONE reason why i'm obsessed with motorbikes

“Let’s go se Aunt Linda for ten days” Ten days later.

"Sorry teacher, i was in a traffic."

The obstacles that my parents used to face while going to school:

Passengers on an airplane laughing when looking at the cars:

Friend: "Bro you said you will be here in 5 minutes?" Me: "Look I was actually stuck in traffic this time"

Him: Merchants near by sold goods *Proceeds to categorize cigars as goods*

Black Friday sales be like:

Ain’t no way my dad trying to buy milk for cereal but stuck in traffic😔

FYI if you want to reduce inner city traffic, Stockholm solved that problem: inner city car travel tolls. Also, if you want public transport to be safer, maybe having an anonymous Air Marshal type roll on random buses would greatly help.

how you survived that traffic Li : I smoked 100 cigarettes and had some ramen

Imagine being late for 10 days at your flight💀

You: it's longer than you thought Me: ONLY 10 DAYS?

I remember reading Scholastic News stories about it when it was happening when I was a kid. I was amazed, and thankful that I was never in such a traffic jam.

Just add one more lane. Surely that will fix it

“Why are you late?” I was in a traffic jam for 10 days 😂

Holy shit lmao I thought the traffic jam here in the US last year that left people stranded for 26 hours was bad 😭😭

to know that my parents were one of the thousand's of victims in that traffic💀💀never have I complained again when they drive slow EDIT:whats up w yall and ur 'Deserved' lmfao

That one Chinese Karen that gets out and yells at everyone:

“so if you’ve ever” The perfect loop 💀💀

I would’ve met someone, gotten to know them well, became official and gotten married by day 10 🤞🏾

teacher: "why didn't you come to school for 10 days?" Student:"I was stuck in traffic for 10 days."

As a traffic jam, i can confirm we can be big, long and hard sometimes. (😏)

GF: "Its been 10 days, who is she?"

Worker: im sorry im late i've been stuck in traffic Boss: you didnt show up for 10 days Worker: exactly

I remember during Hurricane Irma, much of Florida was under evacuation orders and jammed all the highways heading north. It didn't last 10 days, but it was certainly longer than 100 km.

This is what car dependency gets you.

Caloocan: We just have the most traffic here... Edsa: Oh yeah? We have the most traffic here That video showned up: ......

Imagine your boss yelling at you and firing you for being on CNH 110 at August 2010 💀

Imagine going back from work to finally chill

"Why were you late for 10 days? last week you were supposed to be at the court house" "There was a traffic jam sir" " *H O W I N T H E F U C K I N G-* "

Puncak on every Eid:Finally a whorty opponent our battle will be legendary

i wanna see the start of the jam like who decided to just dont move on the high way

"why are you late ?" "Heavy traffic" "And is that my problem" The traffic :

Imagine every car's gasoline on that jam got finished and the jam never ended