I wish that at college orientation I had filled out my nametag with "hello, my name is: a new homestar runner cartoon". Maybe I will do this at an upcoming job fair.
HELLO MY NAME IS PIECE OF WOOD AND I DON'T WANT TO CATCH FIRE HELLO MY NAME IS LITTLE MATCH AND I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A FIRE HELLOOOOO MY NAME IS FIRE AND I'M NOT COMING TO YOUR STUPID PARTY
How many people have thrown parties with nametag stickers that all say "Crap For Brains" since this was released? Better question: How many people doing this have any idea WHY they're doing it?😁
...we'll just get this fire started here! With a little match... a little fire... and this should probably be working already... And, I don't know why this isn't working...
STRONG BAD: {frustrated} UUUUUGH! {grumbling} Stupid matches, freakin' light the fire! STRONG MAD: {rubs belly} UUUUUUG. HUNGRY! BUBS: I'm with Strong Mad! I feel about as hungry as The King of Town on a Saturday! STRONG BAD: I'm trying! I'm trying! Gtch! {taunting voice} Hello, my name is piece of wood and I don't want to catch fire. {zoom out} Hello, my name is little match, and I don't want to make a fire! {completely aggravated} HELLOOOO! MY NAME IS FIRE, AND I'M NOT COMING TO YOUR STUPID PARTY!!!!! {Strong Bad knocks a log at the viewer. Homestar then walks onto the scene and Pom Pom looks at him, while a record scratch is heard.} lol
@matt2338 Hmmm...that's a fail on my part. Apparently I my recording equipment didn't work quite as well as I thought...Well, you can check it out on the website, it shows up right after the toon's done.