The Madness of King Saul | The Weird Bible Podcast: Episode 11 

"You wouldn't part an old man from his walking stick?" - King Saul anytime someone tried to take the javelin away from him

“Sir, a second javelin has just missed David.”

"Hello and welcome to Tier 11 (part 1) of The Conspiracy Tier List Iceberg. In this tier, we'll be breaking down the Lesser Key of Solomon, discussing which demons are still capable of being summoned, and detailing what boons they can grant you. But, before we begin, I'm going to spoil the first one by talking about this video's sponsor: Magic Spoon."

Wendigoon getting closer to the cashier and then saying “don’t be a hero” is so funny dude

Saul trying to kill David and accidentally giving him his anime training arc is comedy gold XD

"Persistence overcomes resistance!" Saul says with his infinite pile of javelins.

this is like the fifth time I rewatch this, i cant get enough of mad king Saul

I am restoring an old car from 1972 by AMC called a Javelin. I like to picture that Saul is lobbing full-size 70s coupes at David anytime they call that out ha ha.

Imagining Saul gets in a bad mood and grabs a javelin, sitting in his chair, bidding a servant, "go get David"

Realized enjoying these! I prefer to think that Saul is so often throwing javelins in a rage… that some armorer is just constantly keeping Saul supplied with slightly crooked or badly weighted javelins that won’t throw correctly. For the good of the courtiers and Saul’s family.

Stream starts at 3:50

A tshirt with Saul stylized as Lt. Aldo "The Apache" Raine: "You owe me 100 Philistine foreskins. And I want my foreskins."

The reason I believe every word of this story verbatim is because it's too unbelievable for it not to be true, like most historical events.

saul and his damn javelins

The best answer I heard for the quest of what happens to the salvation of people in questionable or biblically undefined states is that God will show us when we get there, and it will be completely just

I imagine when Saul fell and prophesied, he started saying shower thoughts

I know it was just recapped here but the sling is an absolutely cracked weapon and David is legendary with it because of his God given abilities with it. Try slinging, it’s actually amazing how fast you can throw rocks

Is anyone else hearing David's lines to Goliath in the voice of Junior Asparagus?😂

I would love to see a well done David movie.

Just finished reading Narnia for the first time since I was a kid! Definitely get far more out of it! Eustace becoming a dragon and the Underworld Witch hypnotizing everyone are allegories that I didn’t pick up on at all at 10 years old! Definitely reread them! Also, the Professor’s Trilemma Argument is a classic Lewis argument for the divinity of Jesus! Lewis was obvious in some areas, but he was very subtle in others! You can pull things out of the stories as a kid and new things show through as an adult!

Only got in during the end of the stream, so time to watch the usual way. Gotta say, love the stream starting and ending screen. Definitely looks like the type of background my church uses for lyrics during worship.

BRB embroidering "200 foreskins" and bloodstains on a tote bag

I like to think Saul was purposefully missing with all those javelins, and it was all about venting his anger and showing off.

41:20 the law in question was: if your brother dies and DOES NOT HAVE CHILDREN (i.e. does not leave heirs nor anyone to take care of his wife), his brother is obliged to marry his widow and take care of her. This is also referenced in the Gospels. The Pharisees and religious leaders try to use this law to stump Jesus. Obviously they were unsuccessful.

When you love the song Hallelujah so much that you'll listen to anything that acknowledges David was a deeply broken human being who sinned like it was his job.

Never get notifications for the live streams despite having all notifications selected. Get it together RU-vid!

What did the Calvinist say when he fell down the stairs? I’m glad that’s over.

Thank you boys! Been looking forward to this for a minute. God bless ❤️

Bag of foreskins would be an amazing metal band name

They did make a movie. It's called king David and Leonard nemoy plays Samuel. It's pretty well done.

A stone from an old-school sling csn be launched with roughly the force of a bullet, mwqning that Goliath was completely fucked the moment that stone made contact with his skull

Thoroughly enjoying the nongenz references! You guys really gotta do this more often, even my husband will listen to it in the background (which he usually hates so there’s that)

Bring this back, even if for once a year it’s important

Honestly the dynamic between Saul and David reminds me of Tony and Chris from The Sopranos

I subbed as soon as I found out this channel existed! (20 min ago🤪) Woohoo! Y’all have made this self-proclaimed Bible Nerd and Wendi Nerd very happy!😊

The entirety of Kings (and Chronicles) is a mind-fuck roller-coaster of WTF?! It's like, your God literally told you exactly what was and wasn't OK and you're like "sure np!" To "meh" then "TF did we do!" back to "eh, to heck with it" like, tf is wrong with you!!

Wendigoon must not have recovered from his unsubscribe podcast mindset with that “don’t be a hero” comment

Thanks for answering my question at the end there. I have complete faith in God’s judgment of those people but that’s kind of hard to expand to an atheist or agnostic, especially since I’ve tried to make sure he’s double checking what I say with the actual scripture. I’ve seen a lot of people theorize Saul had some sort of issue and that’s something I could definitely see after reading Samuel so that’s why I went there for an example. Thanks for the input. I appreciate all the good stuff ya’ll add

Looking forward to the Stalker movie. I'm one of the Associate producer donors.

72 Demons is more than enough to make a fun turn-based strategy game.. I’m thinking “Solomon’s Seal’ 😌

i dont get your time and i missed it again, shame. Nevertheless thanks LL and Wendy for this one and doing such a great job in all they touch on here. love ya

About the Solomon key thing. I do not believe for one second that King Solomon would use demons to build the temple. The temple was built by man, by the God-given abilities that they had. Highlight God-given abilities. Read about the making of the ark of the covenant and the tabernacle. It is clear that God has given us the ability to be craftsmen and artists to his glory.

David is the definition of meek

The shirt should not be Hallelujah and a javelin, but Hallelujah at the bottom and a framed picture of a corner with a javelin stuck in the wall holding a spear hanging from it.

Based

Quite interesting description of Catholicism, I have to say.

Well just to make it funnier for y'all, Saul went into the cave to pee😂 that's what "covering his feet" meant. Also the whole scheme with Jonathan shooting the arrow was completely pointless because Jonathan and David meet up right there anyway. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stream starts around 3:45

I came for wendi and i was very entertained 🎉

They tried to make this story into a show. I can't remember the name of it but it was based in a sort of future sci-fi Brave new world type of setting iirc. It lasted only one season tho

If the only thing Idaho is known for is ruby ridge I’ll take it

As the resident appletini drinker from twitch, cheers bois. Sorry I couldn’t make it when it was live! I’ll definitely tune in for fridays you sub i drink ✨✨✨

1:43:00 (ish) Lesser Key of Solomon: "Do you want demons? Because this is how you get demons."

God: *sprinkles his schizo spice on Saul *

38:45 Saul sent messengers of death to David's house

3:57 stream start

David pulled a blood meridian on the phylistinians but with foreskins instead of scalps

In the Quran it mentions how prophet Solomon was given the ability of subjugating the devils/jinn to build for him as a gift and favour from God himself. A prophet of God would never commit idolatry or sorcery, they are free from such acts.

Why doesn't this video show up on the channel? Are there more I can't see?

I've taught a "Michal" and she pronounced it "Michelle" (she was Syrian).

Ok fellas, a couple of breif complaints: 1. EVERYONE'S audio is far too quiet. I'm able to turn it up loud enough to hear clearly, but when the ads come in, they're like 200% louder than your actual content and it's deafening (especially considering i have to listen via headphones). This leads me to complaint #2: PLEASE do something about the RU-vid ads. I understand the need to monetize the channel, but ad breaks every 10 minutes makes it extremely difficult to listen to/watch the video. I understand there's some extra work required to limit the number of YT ads and/or space them out more, but I'm 1000% certain every single one of your subscribers/followers will appreciate the effort. Love you guys, keep up the great work

Why does Aidan look more like roger every episode?

Amazing

47:22 i wonder what north korea's overlord is

1:40:52 ish i believe (as a random christian dude on the internet) that in the cases of those "evil men" like Saul were being used or assisted by god for their purpose, but without god they reverted back to their original state. God needing them temporarily wiped their slate clean and casting out their natural sins. Without God's direct intervention their faith is not strong enough and or they are simply not really following Christ in their hearts, they are open to the same evils that tempted them before. Nobody is born evil, and if one has become it in life, there is always a second chance in Christ.

Screw tape letters are great

"The 200 foreskins of David". I'm not religious, but fuck are these odd aspects amazing. Though, can one find peace if they follow? Or can followers of any faith find peace by virtue of being a good person?

Not a Calvinist, and I disagree with the doctrine for mostly the same reasons, but you guys weren’t quite fair with what they actually believe. Calvinism has a different definition of “sovereignty” than most other denominations. All believe that God is totally sovereign. For the Calvinist, that means that God has control of everything and for the rest of us, it means that God has power and authority over everything, yet leaves space for us to choose. And “Calvinist” isnt really a denomination, what you’re looking for is Reformed church or a large percentage of the global Baptist church, Presbyterians, and a few others. That’s where Calvinists are. Not trying to “uhm ackshually”, but I think this was important. I’m super thankful for the series you guys are doing, it’s a lot of fun!

If clergy or youth pastors made the Bible as interesting and funny as you guys there’d be much better biblical education.

Thoughts on King Charles 3rd? Is he blasphemy?

God would not put angels to rule over people and be worshiped because God is the only one who is to be worshiped. He would not put angels in a position to be worshiped. Maybe demons were the other “gods” in the Bible. But I think it’s more likely that the idols people built never had any power at all, not even demonic power.

“So many foreskins”

19:57 😂😂😂

1:03:25 Saul's javelin

The Calvinism debate falls upon if you believe faith is a work or not. If faith is a work than you did something to save yourself from sin, and that’s impossible therefore your faith had to be given to you by God. If faith is not a work, then you can have faith without your works saving you. The fact that the salvation faith is literally just recognizing that you need God’s Grace because you can in fact do nothing to save yourself.

HAHAHAHA, FINALLY!!!!

What’s this demon book called?

Based KJV

Listening to this podcast. I'm really confused with what the boys have basically said about Catholics. Cause the Catholic church I use to go to had more of a Christian take on the Bible and its passages. Mind you I haven't been to church for over a decade yet I do still pray and hold my beliefs but don't feel that church is as important as it use to be due to the way some chirchs have gone with people I know. I know its blasphemy. But with some people at the two ones I have been to is why I dont go anymore. Yet pray almost every night

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Who throws a javelin I mean really, come on

Living as a diagnosed schizophrenic it’sa weird wrld

38:28

I'm not religious in the slightest to I do enjoy the stories in the Bible as sort of folklore, ya know? Its got some gems that reflect the time they were written etc. No disrespect to those who take them as total truth btw, you do you but to me theyre just fun stories.

As someone very interested in demonology I would love to see wendigoon do a video on the lesser key of Solomon! I work with left path magic, that's part of the reason I like to learn more about the bible 😅 I understand if it makes you spiritually uncomfortable to talk about something explicitly demonic though

Cute fairy tale

Fucking, "who's kid is this"

why is your response "that's not in the bible" when you're just wrong?

Hey, did someone delete my comment about authoritarianism? . . . Did I do something wrong?

May god bless those in gaza

God knows who will be saved. He doesn't force the choice He just already knows what each man will choose... that's it..I don't understand the debate. I truly don't.

Frat Boy thinking hes a freemason is as funny as Jeb thinking he can get the support of em that Dubya got All jokes aside Mattis I love ya and you'll get your Mrs Aibussy in time

1:50:18 Calvinist who clocked out here: Aiden, I love you, but that was a VAST oversimplification of the Reformed view of what you call "free will."

you literally had no idea that line of pre determinism was in the bible and you go so far as to lie and say it isn't?

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You guys have a terrible understanding of Catholicism and, it seems, really anyone who disagree with you theologically. I would recommend you try to understand Catholic beliefs a bit better. I've heard the book 'Why We're Catholic' by Trent Horn is a great book to begin with.

The definition you guys give for Calvinism is vastly incorrect. I understand why that is what you have deduced based on the majority of people who use that term. But proper Calvinism is very biblical and does indeed include free will. Hit me up with any questions.