The Many Gifts of Tom Sandoval (Vanderpump Rules S11 E7 and Summer House S8 E3 Recaps) 

i’ve been listening since the very beginning of turtle time and it has been an absolute treat the entire way through. the beginning of the podcast got me through my senior year of undergrad. long live turtle time!

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I'm going to name the one pink carnation that fell out of the vase on it's face Tom Sandoval 🌸 15:41

Came for Argentinian Beef Week, stayed because you called me a lil turtle cutie Also the “f-slur” clarification and subsequent realization had me literally crying laughing. Please never stop these long pods. Y’all keep me company at work. I’d also love to hear y’all’s thoughts on Spencer Pratt’s PR advice to Rachel/Raquel that he gave on Nick Viall’s podcast. It was fascinating.

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Wow 1 year! I can honestly say I started watching Summer House because of Riley & Amy, I love you so much Amy & Riley, thank you for changing my life!

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Also, I’m so grateful the RU-vid algorithm randomly fed me this podcast! You guys are smart and witty. I love how the analysis is in-depth, but you both consistently have the awareness that these are just silly little shows.

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I'm a new little turtle cutie and thus may be obvious but is "Turtle Tine" a reference to Ramona from RHONY when she talks about drinking her pinot grigio?! Lol. Either way I absolutely fucking love your podcast and Turtle Time has quickly become my favorite podcast!!! Love your takes they are so funny!!! I am a huge Summer House fan also and love hearing your takes. Thanks for making me laugh!

I am definitely the type of person who gift giving is my love language, but that doesn’t make me immune from criticism. If i buy you a thoughtful gift because i care but then betray u in a terrible way, ur allowed to still cut me off. There’s just something about the way this is being presented on the show that’s weird, like these kind gestures were meaningful at the time but do they negate the bad he’s done recently??

You guys are the best! Truly the only reason I still watch Bravo and have any outlet to share my feelings. I have only been reading what reddit thinks for the past 10 years, and man they can get mean and I found myself disagreeing with the overall consensus there. You guys have such a refreshing stance because of how empathetic you both are to the casts. I thought I went crazy for disliking Lindsey and liking Kyle Richards. 😅 Thank you, you're the cutest of the Turtle Cuties. ❤❤❤

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Lala had ZERO qualms about taking Randall's kids away from their mom after she stole their daddy. Lala is a hypocrite.

Why Sheena wants to get Sandoval side, because these girls used to make fun of Sheena. Maybe Sheena sympathy for Sandoval and she feels his pain in this situation

We may have a sunglasses' conspiracy, Sandoval wore a similar pair that he gave James for the Nick Viall podcast a month ago. Did James lose them, or did he just give them back because he didn't like them. Or are they knockoffs and he has multiple pairs.

Have you read sheps book? Would love for Riley to give literary opinions on that one

Queen Elizabeth I had a cousin named John (I forget his last name) who designed the first indoor toilet that the Queen had installed. The English fixed the shit problems quicker then the French and that’s why the French are the ones to be joked about bc it kept a norm into the 1700-1800. Medieval ended by the end of the 16th century so that would’ve been 500 years ago, two hounded years the United States existed. ❤ sending with love

Katie blames Tom Sandoval for her marriage demise????? How about putting the blame on the person she was married to. Tom Schwartz seemed like he was never interested in staying home and being with Katie. Is that Tom Sandoval's fault? Katie says horrible things about other people and I guess when people are turned off by her cruel remarks they become her target. Katie and Tom Schwartzs marriage was strange because you never new whe Katie was going to pull out the "victim" card and you always knew Tom would do something that would not please her. Why is that Tom Sandovals fault. Tom was just out to have a good time. If he had his good friend by his side than more the merry. Tom Sandoval is far from being a demon. Tom Schwartz is far from being a bad guy. So I guess, then, you have to look at Katie, an independent women that finds fault in everyone.

Even if Sandavol is a narcissist, narcissists want everyone to like them so they’re going to do nice things lol. I agree that it’s still a nice thing, and no one should making the cast feel bad for being grateful for the gifts.

Everyone got a podcast talking about the same ish this dude never watch vpr until now without tom,Ariana and Rachel last season would have been the last season.

You had me until you started talking about toilets. Yikes.