The (Many) Problems With Batman (Dorkly Bits Compilation) 

I've always wondered why Bruce's parents didn't have security with them at all times.

Alfred isn't overworked and underappreciated, he is rich. Like practically a billionaire.

It’s not easy being a man who is a billionaire playboy and a bat

Didn't crime alley get it's name until after the Wayne's died there?

“The bat signal, I should go” *IT’S DAYTIME*

In hindsight, the Bat symbol is not a very good way to call Bat Man as it's completely useless during the day.

Dorkly deserves a lot more, he absolutely works very hard to animate these videos

I’m fond of the cyclical Batman theory. Alfred is the retired Batman and Robin becomes Batman when he retires. Seeing Alfred “come out of retirement” and become Robin seems even more believable he’d quit completely at that point

Batman sounds like he’s never cried before, but I guess that’s the point

Although only 1% of people can actually see the bat signal in daytime, Batman's derivative knowledge of derivative security didn't quite make him feel at home with the non-rich 99%.

“Bald guy with asthma”- Batman, after breaking his spine on a bald guy’s knee.

The thing is... i could totally see Alfred doing the Villain thing-

"He decided to dress up like a Black-Ops Furry instead of confronting his pain" xDD lol, it's just truth!

They are complaining about Green Arrow holding his own against Martian Manhunter in a videogame that takes place in the same universe where Alfred kicks Superman's ass?

Man I love when videos are this long! I love all your content!!

Two things: Martian Manhunter's weakness is fire. Green Arrow has fire arrows. He could totally beat him in a fight. And Alfred would actually make a kick ass Robin. He would destroy most of the average thugs and even some of the bigger baddies Batman has to deal with.

Batman and Superman sitting there playing video games. Superman: I feel like I've forgotten something.

Yeah why didn’t Batman parents have body guards in the first place

Ah, the age when most Dorkly Bits pointed out the flaws in our media. I really miss that era. But I also like the Pokemon sillies. _"I'm THOMAS WAYNE! THE_ richest man in this _armpit_ of a city! Did you think I _wouldn't_ walk down a street called _CRIME ALLEY_ without a full security detail?!"

Honestly having Alfred gain a full staff of butlers and maids that are loyal like he is and just being charged up telling what to do would be the greatest thing that happened to him in this series.

"Like I couldnt take a bald guy with asthma." Damn. Batman spittin facts

For a second I thought that title read "The (Many) Problems with Dorkly"

I thought batman was gonna jump in and kick the guy talking about the ff7 remake lol

9:29 Fun fact:In the comics Alfred did do that

Fun Fact: If you say fun fact, people will probably read all of the comment

9:10 Fun fact:there is an actual storyline where Alfred did this,only difference is that he was the joker and Bruce gets killed because Riddler's actor went insane.

Batman is an anti-villain. He's a villain who fights other villains. He's like Dexter, except far worse.

In Batman's defense, a lot of bats are critically endangered... So releasing thousands of bats is a good thing. He just went about it wrong.

Actually there is a comic where Alfred has been hiring his people to pretend to be batman's villains so that he can cope up with the trauma of losing his parents. In that universe, Alfred is the one who plays as Joker, the archnemesis of Batman

I dunno, with how badass Alfred tends to be _(some continuities a former member of British Intelligence)_ he'd probably love to done a costume and fight criminals with Bruce XD

The movie theature one was such a good classic

I love how batman's normal voice just sounds like Nicolas Cage lol

If you think about it, Batman causes more chaos then the joker

You know after seeing this I realize Batman causes more problems

Here already a super hero for that. He the invisible hand. OF THE FREE MARKET!!! What about the housing crisis You shouldn't buy houses you couldn't afford

That’s a lot of problems

I never thought why Thomas never had Alfred never drive the Wayne family home

8:55 "I know what you thinking." "I completly agree" "It was the riddler" 🤣🤣🤣😅 BTW: Just discovered you, this is really really good, so entertaining. On Point humor 😍😍

one villain was mising from batman greatest villain cat woamn and poasion ivy.

I wonder if Batman would actually think about these problems, he's causing more chaos than peace if you look at the way he does things.

Welcome back Guys 🔥🔥🚀🚀

Dorkly Bits were what helped me realize how many levels of wrong Batman's battle against crime is.

I was dying when Alfred was done with his shit and told him off 😂😂😂

7:50 - Bats bringing diseases? Too soon...

Fun fact:if Batman and super man worked together they could probably end all crime on earth in one day…

How is Batman dressed like a fury? Besides the pointy ears on his mask there's nothing else that scream fury, everything else he wears is standard superhero costume aka the mask, the cape, the gloves, the boots, the tights, the belt, and the underwear on the outside

9:05 that was such a missed opportunity to say man bat.

6:10 if u haven’t played ff7 remake by now the people probs don’t want to

Fun fact: redistributing the 1% wealth would kill the economy and destroy the country. It hurts 100x more than it helps.

As has been exhaustively explained before, Bruce Wayne runs multiple charities to fight poverty in Gotham.

"(beeping) this, I'm out" Subtitles (beep), I mean rock!

Batman: it’s tough being an orphan, I’ve never met another person who knows what it’s like All the robins: excuse me what the f**k

2:51 Fun Fact: This is sort of how Jason Todd Became Robin.

Wayne does actually donate a TON to combat poverty. My theory is that the city is fucking haunted or something. You just don't get THAT many full on cannibals because of some drug runners.

When Batman released the bats he should’ve just said it was Manbat 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

ohhhh, Batman's bat's gave us Covid!

I didn't expect the fighting poverty part but he's got some big fat points right there

God bless you, Video James.

ok but the batman's enemy thing is literally a batman comic, that's gotta be intentional.

*BatMan Looks around for his parents but they are still dead*

“ I’m the dark knight , not the dark bishop” 😂 idk why that’s so funny to me

Damn Riddler that Bat Scam lol.

The rich vs the poor is still a thing

Batman drinking Faygo is easily the funniest thing I've heard all day.

Also, I totally would love to see someone, maybe Paul Dini, make a story about an alternate universe Batman that was completely oblivious to his world's Alfred Pennyworth actually being the real strings behind the crime and villainy of his Gotham City, and that said evil Alfred Pennyworth ended up running an ever increasing number of crime rings in parallel Earths, including Earth-1 and Earth-2, all along.

"...we're fighting the symptom not the disease...THWACK!!!" Amazing!!

You know this makes me wonder where was Alfred that fateful night when the Waynes walked into Crime Alley! Personally I'd imagine if he was there, he would have disarmed the mugger Joe Chill! You know that would make for an interesting Elseworlds story!

" You shouldn't have purchased homes ...you couldn't afford " Batman.

Seems to me that Batman struggles with multiple personality disorder.

Hell yeah Video James

Crime Alley was only given that name _after_ the murder of the Waynes. Before that, it was called Park Row.

Thanks guys!

Video James is now my favorite Dorkly character

I love the compilation, and actually loved the mid-roll ad for FF7R Integrade, but I'm absolutely bewildered why Square Enix thinks that game needs *advertising*. Anyway, hope SE gave you guys good money for the ad, Dorkly!

Def loved seeing superman and batman playing video games and being best buds lol

You can take the bat can. Had me dieng of laughter

Video James is a Gift to the Interwebs

Bat Mario maker 3 ideas: camera block: This detects when a enemy or Mario appears in it's sight and sends an electrical current It can be flipped, have wings and be placed on tracks it has two variations in one it can be flipped by jumping on it and in the other it flips automatically Electric cables: If a object is activated by Mario, a shell or something and it is connected by a cable to another block(s), that block(s) gets activated also it can be connected like a track (available in 3dw) Electric block: When powered this can be touched (available in 3dw) Plugshroom: When touching the ZL button you switch everything from on to off or vice versa Ice flower: It is a fire flower that turns enemies into blocks, The blocks can be passed through by Mario but not by enemies and have some different effects on other enemies Anti block: This block can be placed on anything, tracks pipes bullet bill blasters etc, they act like a boo that doesn't deal damage in all of these. But it makes holes inside ground which Mario can be in and they have a deletion variation that deletes ground, destroys enemies and platforms (available in 3dw) Robo Mario: This has the same physics as a player, it can be picked up and given power ups, at night it presses the y button every second (available in 3dw) Platform pad: You can change the position of this platform depending on where you stand 3d world: Potted Pirhana plant: It's a pot which you can carry with a Pirhana plant that eats people, can shoot fire and has a tiny flutter Skating shoe: It acts like a koopa car, with a little twirl when you jump, if you don't move it on ice or the snow them, Conkdor: It swing it's head automatically which can hit blocks and items Ports: Stone blocks and toads can be used outside story mode All 3d world masks are in the other game styles New non obvious clear conditions: Get to the end with the p switch timer still going Get to the end with the level being OFF Only jump ( ) times Destroy ( ) robo Mario's Get to the end with ( ) robo Mario's There are also NOT clear conditions that are the same as different clear conditions but you lose the clear condition if you clear them Extra stuff: You can apply a "respawn" trait to things that can respawn in vs mode You can move the end and start goals And where multiplayer players start Goomba shoes and Yoshis can be ridden by making them go up below the player Clear pipes can fuse You unlock items by default but you can immediately get a truck to give you some items at demand And you can costumize ALL editor ui Randomness is based on your clock You can let your levels be downloaded and edit or not New modes: Ninja training, all courses get ninjis so you can train for new ninji courses Mario challenge, you can participate in these level making competitions in which a theme for the courses is chosen and you need to make a course around that Levels can also be cleared in separate clear conditions and those clears will be categorized differently Trailer and game plan: First, there's a teaser trailer with ONLY the ice flower and no new features Then there's a trailer with every little detail about the ice flower with some new features (no new items) in plain sight and near the direct ends It is announced that the game will be updated weekly (which it will) and the direct ends with some random people saying this direct sucked and some other stuff So then new items are unlocked to everyone weekly with the ice flower unlocked at the start and then everyone is happy

I need a full Video James video.

LETS GIVE IT UP FOR VIDEO JAMES

Couldn’t Man-Bat also have released the bats? He could have just blamed him, right?

I hear the very first 3 seconds of the music and I think I’m about to hear BALDI JUMP OUT OF THE WALLS

Sure, you've got a security detail, but it was still kind a stupid move to test your luck like you did, Thomas Wayne...

The one about Alfred being the real big villain hiring a troup of actors has actually been done in the comics except Alfred is actually the Joker but the idea is the exact same.

The promotion to Robin😂 was hilarious

Btw, I know it’s outside of your usual style but an fnf animation from you guys could be really funny, has lots of potential IMO.

Tell me you don't read the comics without telling me you don't read the comics "WoRsT BaTmAn MoviE eVeR"

I FEEL RIPPED OFF THAT THEY DIDN'T TELL US ABOUT THE FF7 INTERGRADE UNTIL AFTER EVERYONE BOUGHT IT ON THE PS4

"He's escaping into the building with a crowbar! After him before it blows up!"

Thanks for this video.

(1) Bruce Wayne hires ex convics most of the criminals who work for batman villains are also insane. (2) It's cannon that Gotham City is cursed so even if he did donate his money he wouldn't be able to help (3) All of his money? If he did that he would be poor and not able to be batman

What’s funny is that Alfred actually prepares and feeds the bats an elegant meal in canon 😂

But it wasn't called crime ally until after Bruce's parents were killed

That you video james you are the true hero of the dorkly serise

10:10 this actually happens in a alternate universe

Good old days

Alfred really did go full Nightwing

This is why people are afraid of Batman and why they love Green Arrow

4:00 the irony is soooo heavy and deep

Omg the housing facts had me lol