The most ambitious (and stupidest) day I've ever attempted [ENGLAND PART 5]

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We're into day 4 of my most epic mission to date and having almost escaped the damp twangy clutches of Kielder forest, I now had the opportunity to deliver myself 12 miles from the coast in one fell swoop. 21 miles of more rugged mountains and forests would be a huge physical endeavor in it's own right, but it also happened to be bookmarked by a private and very active hunting estate, and a gigantic military firing range apparently littered with unexploded shells. Illegal? not technically. But not without risks. Do not attempt to try this yourselves...
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@TetraDax 3 месяца назад

Tom: "I cannot take stupid risks anymore, I have a kid on the way." Also Tom: "So anyway I started wandering through a minefield".

@Yonel6969 3 месяца назад

@@simon_1987your bloody weird mate

@nihlify 3 месяца назад

@@simon_1987 Let me guess, you're 37 years old and your wife have run off with the mailman? You're projecting

@simon_1987 3 месяца назад

@@Yonel6969 why

@Yonel6969 3 месяца назад

@@simon_1987 wdym why, im pretty sure thats both his brother, and men and women can be just friends💀

@simon_1987 3 месяца назад

@@Yonel6969 oh right

@daniek332 3 месяца назад

Here before UK army takes this video down

@crawlspaces 3 месяца назад

why would they take it down lol??? it's not like a secret thing 😂😂😂 it's just a training gound that is also mapped out. you can look it up on google maps

@JM-mg4el 3 месяца назад

I'm genuinely surprised after that track crossing incident

@sawspitfire422 3 месяца назад

Not gonna lie I was waiting till I could watch all episodes at once but when I saw this I realised I have to watch it now or never haha

@BrainboxccGames 3 месяца назад

@@JM-mg4elthis is surprisingly less illegal than crossing a live railway...

@smashyrashy 3 месяца назад

😂🤡

@joeyfive5245 3 месяца назад

You'd think being a wizard would make crossing the country in a straight line easy but this guy literally doesn't know any spells. Is he even a real wizard?

@luisleongaming1776 3 месяца назад

Yeah man, I though he was supposed to be a geomancer or something? Where are the earth bridges conjured to cross through rivers? The tunnelling spells to cross below nasty hills and forest sections? Smh

@snackplaylove 3 месяца назад

Weakness: Trees

@JeffBilkins 3 месяца назад

Earth magic is weak to plant and water magic.

@Turvaldeon 3 месяца назад

@@snackplaylove maybe the Tree Wizard can help him

@jayerjavec 3 месяца назад

Lizard, he is a lizard.

@Andrew-ss7jd 3 месяца назад

"Any more of these fallen trees and I might have to call it a day the're actually very dangero- oh look a minefield let's pop through there"

@DuncTheBlue1878 3 месяца назад

😂

@MarcinHopa8 3 месяца назад

Tom everybody 😂😂😂😂

@martinboote8175 3 месяца назад

The bit where he just casually notices he almost stepped on some uxo was just wild

@Upgraydez 3 месяца назад

I am seriously wondering why the UK has these forests of fallen overgrown trees everywhere? Is this just centuries of poor forest management or what? How did all the trees fall so tangled? Without natural forest fires to clean that up it's just a pile of rotting wood. What terrible land management. All those sections of tangled fallen trees is unbelievable to see. Those sections are all that's left of the forests. That's the absolute worst looking forest I've ever seen or heard of. Totally ruined and uncared for. Trees stacked 20ft high and just left there. I've honestly never seen anything so pathetic as those little patches of woods. The UK and it's people are great, so I don't know what's going on with that. I don't even know how the trees could get in such a bad condition, what the hell happened to them?

@DuncTheBlue1878 3 месяца назад

@@Upgraydez They were blown over in Storm Arwen. Sitka spruce timber plantation (non-native trees) - very shallow roots.

@Fanro3 3 месяца назад

"a mission so long and hard it should come with an adult warning" what a line

@AndreyRubtsovRU 3 месяца назад

...what a straight line

@getnaenaed99 3 месяца назад

@@AndreyRubtsovRU ...across England even

@MuzikBike 2 месяца назад

beaten, even

@CampingRulesOkay 2 месяца назад

@@AndreyRubtsovRU 🤣😂🤣

@Greensequence93 3 месяца назад

Shout out to your team Verity and Ben having your back through these endeavors.

@CouldBeSaladFingers 3 месяца назад

Thanks!

@SyntaxErr19287 3 месяца назад

@@CouldBeSaladFingersCould be salad fingers could be Ben

@QueenEllouise 3 месяца назад

I was just thinking the same, much appreciation for the both of them!

@Lun44rrr 3 месяца назад

How is this comment a day old when I was refreshing like crazy yday and there was no upload :(

@FishyFox 3 месяца назад

@@Lun44rrr patreon gets the vids early bro

@Junbav 3 месяца назад

32:15 When the chippy says they're out of fish

@CoachCookRuns 3 месяца назад

This should be the top comment 🤣

@Goofy685 3 месяца назад

Underrated comment

@SteveZerker 3 месяца назад

🤣🤣🤣

@genericjones8459 2 месяца назад

For fuck sake 🤣

@BakaTaco 2 месяца назад

"Do I get a pie? I think I get a pie." - Tom "GeoWizard" Davies, 2024

@trelleonginting398 3 месяца назад

Tom : *clambering slippery trees, soldier proning tight pines, sliding steep hills, finding a crime scene, are about to go through a hunting ground with gunshots everywhere, while trying to stick to an invisible straight line* Me watching from my bed : thats crazy man

@spartan7hk 3 месяца назад

Crime scene?

@donaldblobfish 3 месяца назад

Body bag

@Sympanet 3 месяца назад

Me watching from my bed: tbh I’d probably just climb right over all those trees, nbd

@namename3130 3 месяца назад

Yeah what crime scene? Timestamp?

@tobykeating 3 месяца назад

@@namename3130 28:52

@johncromp4389 3 месяца назад

28:50 "There's a body bag, lets just ignore that" 💀

@bendoherty3129 2 месяца назад

Init. Wtf!

@rhodrihughes8958 2 месяца назад

Actually looks like a body with it's knees up that's so scary

@Mat-eq8mk 3 месяца назад

The intro music on these is so good and I can't explain why. It just sets the tone perfectly.

@Sympanet 3 месяца назад

I listen to the album in the car. It’s so chill

@jeffbrowngraphics 3 месяца назад

You know he made all the music? It's just so cozy and perfect.

@colmcille9669 3 месяца назад

@@jeffbrowngraphics I only saw that this mission. I had no idea but it's been such a perfect soundtrack for them all so extra impressed.

@DuncTheBlue1878 3 месяца назад

The music is so good, sets the tone perfectly. Comedic. Relaxing. Amusing.

@dans8066 3 месяца назад

It's the official straight line anthem. That's why the Fieldhouse boys hum it in their videos.

@cooperchiacchia 3 месяца назад

Not wearing safety glasses in those forests was a wild move 😳

@goscmoi 2 месяца назад

he didnt take gloves on the first couple missions 🤣🤣🤣

@wickedkiddah101 3 месяца назад

Might be the first time in history a missing person doesn't get found due to a need to keep going in a straight line

@GM-Mermaid 3 месяца назад

#JaySlater

@LiamGervaise 3 месяца назад

@@GM-Mermaid hes just busy doing a straight line mission

@Calzone808 2 месяца назад

But at least you only have to look in a straight line 😅

@MW-wv8pb 2 месяца назад

Tom found the first guy who tried the straight line

@aspectaerialimagery6288 3 месяца назад

Great video. You went straight across my land (uphill from where you cross the Coquet). If I’d known I’d of popped up and given you some home made soup.

@richardwebb5317 3 месяца назад

If ever anyone needed some trail magic....

@albevanhanoy 3 месяца назад

"It's not a crime, it's just a bit stupid." should be a shirt on the Geowizard merch store

@Straightlineusa 3 месяца назад

Hey Tom, I just attempted my first straight line mission. Just a short one across my city. I didn't quite make it but I am preparing for another attempt. I want to thank you for inspiring me to do this.

@minch333 3 месяца назад

Nice mate! Good luck

@oremstale8558 3 месяца назад

cities are probably even trickier than the countryside! well done and good luck for next time

@Straightlineusa 3 месяца назад

@@oremstale8558 I found a route that goes through mostly wooded areas but did have to cross a highway and some residential. I got stopped by a large swampy area. I think I have a good plan for next time though.

@Schacal6666 3 месяца назад

@@oremstale8558as you can see in Toms city crossing in a straight line

@theRPGmaster 3 месяца назад

I might go on a mission across Åland sometime. I'd go across the Finnish mainland if I didn't have physical issues, but I think that would be doable at least, it's a short distance. Did you film it by the way? I'd love to see it.

@TheShideurH 3 месяца назад

Technical question : If your biggest deviation to the left is 78 meters, and the biggest one to the right is 60 meters, are you allowed to shift the line to the right by 4 meters and call it a silver ?

@GM-Mermaid 3 месяца назад

That's clever

@Xezlec 2 месяца назад

Yeah he's done that before. He never seems to think about that though until someone reminds him.

@Greentrees60 2 месяца назад

Tom check this out!

@joshmorrow4186 3 месяца назад

Every Geowizard video has a sentence that has surely never before been uttered in the history of humanity. #5 - "After a pretty horrible hour, I finally reached the end of my tumultuous three day affair with Kielder Forest, and dove straight into my one night stand with Otterburn."

@GeraldTheFrogg 2 месяца назад

you can’t forget about “oh, a bodybag. let’s just ignore that.”

@phil6530 2 месяца назад

Very much enjoying your ongoing series.

@lunarskyye2680 3 месяца назад

Blimey, when he said body bag I was like WHAT

@arvurebantra7639 3 месяца назад

I was just like "Are we just going to ignore that? Oh... I guess we are... well then"

@MonoKyrios 3 месяца назад

With the 70m + deviation he could've totally checked it out

@Hudpower 3 месяца назад

@@MonoKyrios didnt that happen after the bag?

@TheJGEdits 3 месяца назад

@@MonoKyrios I think he knows better than checking out a potential dead body

@Rufina72 3 месяца назад

I hope he may have informed someone to at least check it out...

@ReeTVdocs 3 месяца назад

It's not even the content that matters on this channel. This guy could talk about anything, and I'd listen

@gildeddrake1479 3 месяца назад

He's a good writer

@horisontial 3 месяца назад

This really shows what cultivation of monoculture (felling old forest and planting pines) has done to nature.

@bladdnun3016 3 месяца назад

I agree with the sentiment, but I don't think I've seen a single pine in these videos. Pretty much all spruce.

@richardwebb5317 3 месяца назад

@@bladdnun3016 Old patches of Scots pine will be there, they would have been planted by 19th century shepherds and usually are small circular woods. Very obvious on non forested bits of the Cheviots. A visit to the Cheviot Hills will soon show you evidence of past settlement - there are lots of relics from around 2000 years ago. The original forest was cleared for agriculture thousands of years before Sitka came over. It still lurks in forgotten corners - steep ravines where animals cannot eat the seedlings.

@alexcooper6265 3 месяца назад

@@bladdnun3016 Spruces are in the pine family.

@bladdnun3016 3 месяца назад

@@alexcooper6265 Apples are in the rose family. Are apples roses?

@DrQuyn 2 месяца назад

@@bladdnun3016 Since apples are in the rose family apparently so

@GreatWesternTransportation 3 месяца назад

After the most nerve-racking football match, this nerve-racking video is just what we need😂

@zonc7805 3 месяца назад

hardly nerve wracking, absolute snoozefest

@GreatWesternTransportation 3 месяца назад

You would not have thought that England would have won until Bellingham’s goal just a minute before full time

@DrugCrafted 3 месяца назад

@@GreatWesternTransportation Almost want us to go out at this point to save another 90 minutes of absolute boredom lol

@bonobo2181 3 месяца назад

@@DrugCrafted I'll keep taking shithouse 95th minute winners all day if we win the euros

@dj858 3 месяца назад

@@GreatWesternTransportation well put simply no shit !

@Marcus-xb7le 3 месяца назад

This series is teaching me that England is really shit at Forest Management.

@Mat-eq8mk 3 месяца назад

It's actually the opposite. The obstacles are all caused by deliberate land management strategies.

@Marcus-xb7le 3 месяца назад

@@Mat-eq8mk Well yhea, in putting it that way. I agree entirely.

@higihups 3 месяца назад

@@Mat-eq8mk You mean, they kick the windmills in extra high gear, to blow away the trees?

@Theorimlig 3 месяца назад

@@Mat-eq8mk No, the downed trees don't serve their purpose. They're windblown, and leaving them en masse is not just a waste of the trees themselves but of the ground's productive potential for several years. Planting spruce in the first place, which is very susceptible to windthrow, seems like a very poor idea in a place like that.

@benjaminqmorris 3 месяца назад

when i was at school we were all forced to do a governmental job proficiency test, and about half the class got "forestry worker". maybe this is why.

@8LA1 3 месяца назад

Living besides Salisbury Plain training area it's worth mentioning those firing schedules are hopeless and next to worthless and it's accepted that the only way to know for sure there is no live firing is to make sure there's no red flags. But having seen you've survived then this information is worthless to you but maybe it would be worth pointing this out before someone gets killed imitating your exploits, I love the content though keep up the good work and welcome to fatherhood x

@richardwebb5317 3 месяца назад

Christmas has always worked for me at Otterburn.

@hammerth1421 3 месяца назад

If it's an actually active training ground, they'll clean up after themselves because they too don't want to die from unexploded ordnance. It's much worse if it's an abondoned one, possibly from a different state and army to the current one. There's a forest in eastern Germany that's on fire almost every year which then can't be extinguished properly because nothing but the main paths has been cleared from UXO. The fires occasionally trigger some as well.

@josephdixon2678 3 месяца назад

I got lost in one of those sections of felled trees in Kidland forest in November, for a short while I felt like I wasn't getting out. Hard to appreciate what it is like in there without experiencing it. Top job persevering and another top video.

@Yimello 3 месяца назад

Couldn't imagine what it would be like to be in there without a GPS. Would be very easy to get disorientated.

@brittlebrit187 3 месяца назад

Hitting the one boot with the other boot is the most impressive thing I've ever seen on this channel

@luckyspurs 3 месяца назад

Tom unknowingly becoming the new Boot Petanque champion.

@georgewallis2020 3 месяца назад

You can see how proud he is with the little zoom in, I had to make sure someone had commented :)

@Cypekeh 3 месяца назад

What I learned about the forests of England from this series: - There's a lot of fallen trees - There's no animals

@noahrussell2043 3 месяца назад

Nothing like the forests I live around in the South of England! I believe the ones Tom were are tree plantations anyway

@5tr4nge75 3 месяца назад

Plenty of animals, they just tend to avoid people, and you make it very easy for them to avoid you by smashing your way through everything attempting to go in a straight line

@samuraibeluga3749 3 месяца назад

oh theres absolutely animals, they just are very good at avoiding people. especially when it someone talking out loud to himself while going thorugh the forest XD you kinda wont take anything by surprise, they will know of your presense from preety far away.

@wisnoskij 3 месяца назад

I know really. I never seen entire forests just fall over where I am from.

@luckyspurs 3 месяца назад

Woodland animals are very good at not being seen.

@beardedwarrior7023 3 месяца назад

That was a pheasant shoot at the end. They weren't hunting the deer but deer get pushed out of woodland when the beaters (those with the flags) push through the woodland.

@samwalker7567 3 месяца назад

To be honest some bloke in camo surplus could slip into and back out of a beating line and not look particularly out of place at all.

@beardedwarrior7023 3 месяца назад

@@samwalker7567 Very true. Probably wouldn't even get a second look by some.

@scipioafricanus5871 3 месяца назад

@@samwalker7567 What if the straight line went along the beating line?

@Girack 3 месяца назад

@@scipioafricanus5871Then he'd just be helping out 👌

@steveofengland 2 месяца назад

@samwalker7567 only issue is he could look like an Anti, as they often wear army style camo! Maybe next time bring a spaniel and a walking stick to blend in 😂

@ObligatoryX 3 месяца назад

Tom: "Well that's gonna set us back some time while I dry off" "What have I got in here?" *proceeds to dump half of the river out of his pocket*

@awol_13 2 месяца назад

How that much water stayed in that pocket is beyond me

@Alwuwa 3 месяца назад

Not tonight babe, my favourite Straight Line Following Geographical Wizard Captain has uploaded!

@LazloNQ 3 месяца назад

Well the best part about straying from the line is that not only are you probably the first to cross England in a straight line, it allows someone else the ability to improve on the record and be the first to do it better. It's a win for everyone involved!

@abrahamangus 3 месяца назад

another youtuber called Archie Fieldhouse is currently doing the same challange but in the opposite direction. They are currently on Platinum still

@lauri9061 3 месяца назад

@@abrahamangus They started from the west as well did they not?

@changeable-geometrydash1867 3 месяца назад

@@lauri9061yeah they're both going west to east

@richardwebb5317 3 месяца назад

When the self seeded Sitka covers all that rotting Arwen windthrow in the coming years, another route will be required. You are not even Arwenproof in the lowlands, Northumberland is covered in flattened shelter belts and small farm woodlands.

@PhatInAHat 3 месяца назад

@@abrahamangus They're not going in the opposite direction - their line is just a few kilometers away from GeoWizard's.

@Mat-eq8mk 3 месяца назад

There will almost certainly have been soldiers doing 'night ops' on Otterburn, but they'll be hidden in harbour areas with no lights. The sentries will have seen and heard you coming a mile off.

@simonh6371 3 месяца назад

What if the guy on stag was so chinstrapped he nodded off with his right cheek resting on the Gimpy or whatever they use now? I've heard it can happen.

@Mat-eq8mk 3 месяца назад

@@simonh6371 It's not unheard of for civvies to accidentally trigger an ambush or similar. They're firing blank rounds so no danger, but would make for brilliant content.

@1fosters 3 месяца назад

After that sausage sandwich and 3 dinners, I'm sure Tom left a bomb of his own on the MOD range.

@LordBrozart 3 месяца назад

That cliffhanger at the end has me hooked! Best episode of the series yet.

@gameratortylerstein5636 3 месяца назад

Been waiting for this cliffhanger for three weeks and now another week!

@5ergei 3 месяца назад

Rest in peace, GeoWizard! Hopefully your venison was tasty and low fat.

@crusatyr1452 3 месяца назад

@@5ergei Imagine the next mission is suspiciously narrated by Verity so we don't even know for sure if he survives. EDIT: Or the narration is obviously a voice synthesizer

@rucker69 3 месяца назад

Disagree. He baited us with that last week making us think that was going to be the military firing range.

@luckyspurs 3 месяца назад

I don't know whether the fact there's no "tune in next time" footage of part 6, is ominous or hopeful.

@stookinthemiddle 3 месяца назад

28:10 "Portaloo!" sung like ABBA had me in stitches. Your comedy is on point Tom.

@MikZran 3 месяца назад

For years, I read about moors and about heather in British fiction, but, I never really knew what a moor looked like or what heather looked like.

@vestavind 3 месяца назад

Heathers look absolutely beautiful when they are blooming. They are tough, because they thrive on mountains and coasts and can survive the harsh conditions.

@AtlasNL 3 месяца назад

Gorgeously desolate. I’d definitely recommend visiting some if you ever go to England on holidays. I visited the Dartmoor last summer and it was my favourite location of all the places we visited.

@C.I... 3 месяца назад

@@vestavind In places that have nice weather they become trees. TREES! They must be having an awful time in Scotland.

@luckyspurs 3 месяца назад

@@vestavind Pretty good description of Tom too.

@richardwebb5317 3 месяца назад

@@C.I... I have walked through a heather forest in the Azores - coming from Scotland this was a deeply surreal experience.

@CutestDemon 2 месяца назад

"Body bag, just ignore that" I'm not sure i can mate

@imnotshub 3 месяца назад

i was not expecting that piss at the top of the hill there

@gagaringagarinovic2600 3 месяца назад

i kinda enjoyed it :D

@ragnarlothbrok222 3 месяца назад

@@gagaringagarinovic2600ayooo

@rainbowcloudss_ 3 месяца назад

Made me think of death stranding (game) honestly, weirdly enough lol

@TylerMarshal02 3 месяца назад

@@gagaringagarinovic2600tf??

@chrislewis8714 3 месяца назад

As a military man myself. The reaction to you would be "bemused puzzlement" at worst.

@LarsVonHired 3 месяца назад

How do you know someone has been in the military? They’ll tell you immediately.

@petecroker 3 месяца назад

We all feel like Tom is our mate. We all wish we had mates as class as his mates. We love him for doing what we never ever want to do ourselves, but get to experience. The views are great. The drama, the highs and lows ... the whole thing. But also .. the comments section is great! There is so much goodwill for Tom but also amongst the fans. Such a nice vibe. This is easily my favourite place to be on a Sunday night.

@sumicmusic 3 месяца назад

this series is basically: "surely the next episode can't be worse"

@luckyspurs 3 месяца назад

And then a man joyously cupping sea water to his mouth like he's Andy Dufresne. Before heading to the pub for a pint and a mournful remembrance of a 73 metre line deviation.

@scipioafricanus5871 3 месяца назад

@@luckyspurs I'm pretty sure it was 78 meters and just 3 meters off the silver line veering into bronze (75-100 meters)

@martinpappas9542 3 месяца назад

Surely Clueless

@belonn6121 3 месяца назад

@@martinpappas9542 Time to throw PogChamp, but seriously tho, the fact there's no sneak for next episodes is worrying 😭

@isaacwest 3 месяца назад

so, if you're walking around in the dark, with a flashlight fixed to your mug. then chances are, by the time you see soldiers, they've long seen you coming already. and you'll only get to see them because they intend for you to see them.

@luckyspurs 3 месяца назад

Tom might quite possibly been the most conspicuous person wearing army-camo ever.

@saltyfroots9 2 месяца назад

I love these videos but they really make me realise just how much we’ve fucked our countryside. When you can cross a country and the main thing you encounter is monoculture plantations and agriculture you know we’ve done something wrong. It genuinely makes me sad because monocultures are completely ecologically dead. There’s no biodiversity. Any animals that do make a home there are only destined to get pushed out whenever that section is logged. The process repeats over and over and you just end up with a forest devoid of any life except a few mosses and the birds and deer that pass through.

@Normonaut 3 месяца назад

Man, how bad were the other line alternatives when the one you chose has a firing range?

@MagicBaking 3 месяца назад

I’ve been on my own mission being in hospital with my son this whole series. Looking forward to the next episode and imagining you being stuck in the forest for a week in between each one is helping me get though ;)

@danielward4868 3 месяца назад

Stay strong❤

@Elias_Avraham 3 месяца назад

Best wishes to you and your son, I hope all is well

@tallesttreeintheforest 3 месяца назад

mate, bring ski googles when you are going in those branchy forests.. you dont wont to lose an eye doing this.

@luckyspurs 3 месяца назад

That's always my most heart in mouth moment. As anyone whose ever reached into a bush to rescue a cricket ball can attest.

@richardwebb5317 3 месяца назад

...and getting stabbed by a sprag is fear number two.

@alecvizy8906 3 месяца назад

are we really going to just brush over the body bag in the middle of the forest??

@AngelDelight69 3 месяца назад

I wonder how old that really was?

@derk486 3 месяца назад

Not his problem!

@scipioafricanus5871 3 месяца назад

Now the body bag was not exactly on his straight line so...

@pafnutiytheartist 2 месяца назад

The point was to walk in a straight line, not to recover bodies

@thehandleiwantedwasntavailable 3 месяца назад

"ERGH, THAT'S A GOOD PISS"

@spartan7hk 3 месяца назад

If that was a body bag i hope the location gets reported

@Elocian 3 месяца назад

Tom, you can preserve silver if you scoot your line to the left 3 meters in post, given you don’t have a deviation of 72+ on your right side.

@luckyspurs 3 месяца назад

When you know how fit a jogger Tom is, the exhaustion factor hits different, seeing him shattered. Amazing efforts.

@DaPanda1980 3 месяца назад

I hope that MOD is not coming to knock down his door and arrest him. I'm also happy that he didn't step on a landmine or some other unexploded ordinance.

@DaedalusYoung 3 месяца назад

Why would they? Trespass is not a criminal offence, and the byelaw restricting access is only valid when the site is being used for training. Which it wasn't at the time Tom was there. He didn't do anything illegal, so any arrest would be unlawful.

@oliverjroebuck 3 месяца назад

@@DaedalusYoung The Policing Act in 2022 changed it to be a criminal offence.

@DaedalusYoung 3 месяца назад

@@oliverjroebuck that's aggravated trespass. An offence will be committed if a person over the age of 18 resides or intends to reside on land in or with a vehicle (including caravan) without consent; and fails to leave as soon as reasonably practicable when asked to do so; and has caused, or is likely to cause significant damage to land/property/the environment, disruption to the use of land/supply of utilities, and/or distress via offensive conduct, such as the use of threatening words or behaviour. Tom has done none of this, and he was never asked to leave anyway, so he wasn't committing aggravated trespass.

@DaPanda1980 3 месяца назад

@@DaedalusYoung thank you for educating the non Brits among us.

@Elias_Avraham 3 месяца назад

@@DaedalusYoung It is trespass, although you’re correct it is not a criminal offence. He is in the CAA (Controlled Access Area), the live munitions portion, of the Otterburn Range. The adjacent Cheviot Dry Range which uses dummy munitions is considered a PAA (Public Access Area) accessible by the public in all places at all times, the CAA however is restricted to waymarked paths, permissive paths, and publicly accessible roads (Deer Road) which traverse the area or any area marked with Access signage, regardless of whether the red flags are up or not. Traversing off the waymarked and permissive paths through Otterburns live range and moorland does require a permit issued by the Range Liaison Office via the Range Coordinator, this is common for wildlife enthusiasts and birdwatchers in the area, even then they do ask visitors to stick to the permissive paths given the moorland of the live range CAA is absolutely littered with UXO (unexploded ordinance) and submunitions.

@angelhodges9916 3 месяца назад

Body bag???

@jazzinthevoid 3 месяца назад

yeah lol wtf was that about

@luisleongaming1776 3 месяца назад

I hope it's some kind of slang term... because otherwise WTF

@mercetajs 3 месяца назад

its just a joke... jesus lol

@snackplaylove 3 месяца назад

It’ll be the bin bag from lazy campers or the tree fellers that might as well just take it home at the end

@mediumbloke_ 3 месяца назад

it does look like a body in a bag though 28:51

@Mordofatal 3 месяца назад

From a Slovak guy, kudos to England's team. Now time to cleanse the palette with some GeoWizard!

@GreatWesternTransportation 3 месяца назад

Thanks for giving England a very entertaining match.😂 Well done Slovakia 🇸🇰, you’re a beautiful country.

@Bazzabilo 3 месяца назад

You guys embarrassed us for 90 minutes mate 🍻

@henchest 3 месяца назад

Youse shouldnt go home with your heads down, youse put a smashing performance in there. Will be rooting for youse next tournament (unless you play us)

@andrewcurran8906 3 месяца назад

We were lucky mate, your boys played well and fans were amazing. Respect to Slovakia 🇸🇰

@HoppingSkipper 3 месяца назад

You had us by the balls for 94 minutes! Nothing wrong with that.

@jamadeus_ 3 месяца назад

Can we Just ignore the fact that the fallen tree patches at 36:33 are looking like three little dinosours.

@AlBundy319 3 месяца назад

How dare you end the episode like this? 🤣Man, can't wait to see what's happening! S+ content!

@Luke-pp2lw 3 месяца назад

It mostl likely means Tom is making it through. He wouldn't be able to make another full episode if he gets caught

@luckyspurs 3 месяца назад

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 of teases. Only it was thoroughly compelling throughout and we're getting another one next week.

@lucastodd2052 3 месяца назад

Never mind the football, never mind the election, never mind work in the morning - the nation has been waiting for this for two weeks! Bring it on!

@52Quantum 3 месяца назад

I go to work and often think it's the stupidest day I've ever attempted.

@theRPGmaster 3 месяца назад

That's every day for me. At least someone gets it.

@52Quantum 3 месяца назад

@@theRPGmaster I try not to remember most of it.

@dewnl8389 3 месяца назад

god that kind of fun where you are just sitting around with nobody and throwing pinecones and coming up with all sorts of things to keep yourself entertained is just a feeling that I wish I had more often

@saihtam1808 3 месяца назад

So are we just gonna ignore the bodybag?

@samuelmelton8353 3 месяца назад

It's best that way

@PotiusSeroQamNumquam 3 месяца назад

What which body bag?????

@CGeoC 3 месяца назад

@@PotiusSeroQamNumquam 28:45

@derk486 3 месяца назад

Not his problem

@ipassedtheturingtest1396 3 месяца назад

@@derk486 Imagine it was your parent/sibling/best friend/partner who's gone missing five years ago and you're still hoping and can't get any closure. Maybe there was no body in there, who knows. But looking away, especially if there's no immediate danger and you'd just have to report some finding, is no option if you want to live in a safe and caring world.

@LHyoutube 3 месяца назад

Tom, the likelihood of those fallen tree piles collapsing further on top of you while walking underneath is practically nil, yet you are hyper aware of it. The risk of a serious, mission-ending or even life-changing eye injury from pushing through those twigs is much higher, and yet you constantly ignore it and don't even consider basic eye protection! 😲

@graemeatkinson2138 3 месяца назад

"Ah, that's a good piss. That's a good solid outdoor piss"......... hahaha. Thank god we did not get the good solid outdoor dump!!!

@tomgilesmarvoloryley 3 месяца назад

When you realise Roman Roads were the original straight line missions 🤯

@AlfieMcSloy 3 месяца назад

The footy and now the Mission Across England. What a time to be alive.

@Atriaa6 3 месяца назад

The fact that there's no preview for next week's video is scary

@Surge_LaChance 3 месяца назад

I was combing the comments looking to see if anyone else noticed that. It's also worrying that he skipped a week (to possibly spread them out due to not finishing).

@Theorimlig 3 месяца назад

Amazing video, as usual! I think they were shooting grouse or pheasants at the end there. The guys with flags were flushing them out of the vegetation. You don't hear nearly that many shots when hunting deer or other bigger game, but there will be multiple birds and several people shooting when hunting pheasant or grouse.

@snizzlebunizzle4836 3 месяца назад

When the notification for this popped up on my phone I made my own straight line mission out of the living room to watch it in peace. Mine didn't involve fallen trees, hedgerows, angry farmers or explosives but it was a successful mission.

@WoNkY_DoG 3 месяца назад

I made a straight line to my fridge for more beer before watching this!

@Toxic_0_ 3 месяца назад

The cliff hanger ending after I've been waiting all day for the video to drop 😭

@OliviaWestmorland 3 месяца назад

casually finding a body bag okay 😳

@J0NNYLURVECABBAGE 3 месяца назад

Can I make a suggestion? Get some safety glasses for any conifer woods in furure, I know from personal experence how easy it is to get a twig in an eye ball.

@1DY. 3 месяца назад

Tom looking at a dense wooded area: 'That is an absolute Ocean!' I'm beginning to think he is not the Geowizard he makes out to be 😂

@insanimal2 3 месяца назад

End of the mission, looks out over the north sea : "What a massive forest!"

@1DY. 3 месяца назад

@@insanimal2 Nah, It's just a heavily waterlogged area. lol

@MonoKyrios 3 месяца назад

Underrated comment

@PhatInAHat 3 месяца назад

@@insanimal2 "It's a forest of water!:

@Lukas-hv5gm 3 месяца назад

It's not a forest, it's an ocean! 🔦🔫

@WesDaviestravel 3 месяца назад

Subscribed for the Geoguessr content, stayed for the straight line missions.

@dangleebitz2590 3 месяца назад

Since I discovered your channel a few months ago I am hooked. Quite simply the best free content on the internet. Waiting 2 weeks for your last video I've been like a little kid waiting for Xmas day. What's become of me 😂... Right enough nattering I'm off to watch chapter 5.

@bojome3751 3 месяца назад

Wanted to go to bed but I think it is important to watch it before it gets taken down

@MrArrmageddon 3 месяца назад

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night, nor landmines, nor explosive..... (Wait Landmines or explosives!!??? Okay maybe this is not a good idea!)

@scipioafricanus5871 3 месяца назад

🎵Ground control to Major Tom🎶Take your protein pills and put your helmet on🎵

@CristiNeagu 3 месяца назад

Why don't you have spare clothing, staying warm in the van? That way you can put on warm, dry clothes instead of sitting around in cold, wet gear trying to dry off.

@Secret_Squirrel_Scottishgamer 3 месяца назад

Tom " I hope i dont trigger a log avalanche". me "Does he need to poo?".

@CampingRulesOkay 2 месяца назад

🤣😂🤣 is that why he's always sliding on his bum down the slopes? To get rid of the skid marks!

@sgac4670 3 месяца назад

I don't think Tom and Verity will be having a live Christmas tree this year.

@D-angelin.Moarar 3 месяца назад

The sheer amount of completely dead forests is just insane. Monoculture and Climate Crisis are one hell of a combination.

@punkkcosmo8814 3 месяца назад

storms are somehow a cause of climate crisis what happened to humans

@Theorimlig 3 месяца назад

Yep, and it's only going to get worse. Planting non-native spruce with shallow root systems in denuded, windy upland areas is really stupid. They grow fast, but a large share will never grow to maturity. They should plant scots pine instead, and various decidous species in the valleys and wetter areas.

@vestavind 3 месяца назад

Storms are pretty normal

@punkkcosmo8814 3 месяца назад

@@Theorimlig Storms didn't just appear after humans started burning fossil fuels 💀💀💀 those forests are not for biodiversity but for timber which they harvest.

@Coldyham 3 месяца назад

That's the consequence of introducing non-natives with shallow roots and overcrowding.

@PseudoPolish 3 месяца назад

44:58 "Unfortunately you're going to have to wait until next week to find out what happened here to see whether or not i was shot to death"

@lucass430 3 месяца назад

OMG!!! how can you end the video wiith that cliffhanger! absolutely cruel of you LOL. Anxiously waiting for it.

@andrewhickinbottom1051 3 месяца назад

Properly enjoying this series - great work on it! I bet you wont be having a Christmas tree this year after all this hahaha

@20motu08 3 месяца назад

Not an expert, but crossing streams at their narrowest points usually means strongest current. I'd recommend to cross the water where it's nice and calm, to avoid getting swept or hurt

@chrismecrow3749 3 месяца назад

Ben's story about the blue toilet had strong Michael from Alan Partridge vibes.

@MrDivagation 3 месяца назад

Note to England : please get some help with your forest management problem. Kind regards.

@rontti5570 3 месяца назад

3:45 The most english food ever😂. Three. Whole. Sausages.

@thomassmith9867 3 месяца назад

Howdy from New Zealand, I appriciate the amount of work gone into this, The support team meeting at the right time must be a mission in its self. Keep up the good work. Love your content

@CampingRulesOkay 2 месяца назад

I often think the support team on a mission like this should have their own channel/series 😂

@edgali 3 месяца назад

No one mentioning the body bag around 29 minutes?

@cezzan6586 2 месяца назад

Just wanted to say I really appreciate the time and effort you put into the subtitles for each video. They compliment the vibes so well and are often funny, and they make your videos that much more accessible. Keep up the good work Tom, you're genuinely a great entertainer and an inspiration ✌🏼

@CampingRulesOkay 2 месяца назад

Subtitles are my least favourite part of making a video. It's a wonder Tom manages to do such a good job considering how much effort goes into everything else he does 🤯

@BlueBayRandoms 3 месяца назад

32:15 whats a pie gonna do to help?

@mordyth 3 месяца назад

Tom telling his kid off for doing stupid, dumb, teenage shit Kid: at least I didn't walk through a minefield dad Verity:

@luckyspurs 3 месяца назад

Tom is banned from using the phrase "don't do anything I wouldn't do".

@hanswoast7 3 месяца назад

@@luckyspurs He can use it, but is does not pose many restrictions :)

@scipioafricanus5871 3 месяца назад

@@luckyspurs Tom: "son, I _straight_ out forbid you to..." Son: "Like, a straight line, dad?"

@chandir7752 3 месяца назад

No spoilers for next episode? I hope that doesn't mean the mission ended right there. But I also hope you didn't walk into the gun fire.

@saullukas 3 месяца назад

buying him a pint

@hendrixinfinity3992 3 месяца назад

He'll have to go back to Scotland for a pint under a fiver

@iamagi 3 месяца назад

I paid €11 yesterday.

@kawaiilotus Месяц назад

@@hendrixinfinity3992Birmingham exists

@Benobot99 3 месяца назад

28:51 Bodybag? WTF??

@jamietaylor4353 2 месяца назад

Good to meet you in Hennessey’s the other day Tom! Thanks for taking the time to chat , keep up the mint content! Hope the wife and the little one doing well!

@JRM_1326 3 месяца назад

Good job crossing otterburn because you absolutely would not have been alone up there and i’d bet my life on a sentry seeing/hearing you coming a mile away 😂

@luckyspurs 3 месяца назад

It's quite sweet that he thought they didn't train in the dark though.

@vincentnicholson3946 3 месяца назад

King shit man. Can’t wait for the next part

@Tom-qb1rj 3 месяца назад

You can’t put a ‘this will be in next episode’ with the shooting stuff and then not put any of it in this episode

@Surge_LaChance 3 месяца назад

He doesn't finish because of it.

@JonathanDavidsonn 3 месяца назад

Don't be upset about losing your phone like that by the way! I was on a holiday boat for about a week and on the last few days I thought I'd try fishing near the back of the boat.. I was often going on my phone, putting it down on my lap and just overall having a good time. Though I might have more fish biting if I had just moved my chair further down the mooring spot, so...I got up... And the famous sound of a phone hitting the floor caused me to flinch. Then without actually processing what was happening, I watched my phone fall into the murky water after bouncing off the floor and falling off the edge. The family and I spent hours trying to get it with a fishing net and magnets. Ah well, it made me enjoy my holiday a lot more in the end.

@heatherhatton2282 3 месяца назад

Hello British Army, i promise we aren't gonna copy please leave this video up

@BrainboxccGames 3 месяца назад

been here watching from the start both yours and Archie's videos. I'm curious why you choose to do the run in the depths of winter when it's freezing cold and wet with less daylight. do you just enjoy pain, or is there a strategic reason to do this?