The Most Disgraceful Thing in Speedrunning 

love how many times Coney would pause to say something and then the video would immediately address that thing as soon as he unpaused

Did Coney watch how many layers of blindfolds the WR holder for this run has on? That's by far the funniest thing about SM64 blindfolded. The WR holder that wears like 5 different layers of blindfolds

The most disgraceful thing in speedrunning, having your Bowser throws insulted

I vote for Coney to do a sort of "Chat plays Coney plays SM64", where he just plays the game with his back to the screen while looking exclusively at his chat TV for directions on what to do. He can try to use audio cues to get through but he might be enticed to trust some people in his chat. I feel like this could be beautiful.

I would 1000% watch Coney do a VERY REAL AND VERY NOT FAKE blindfolded speedrun of Mario 64. That would be absolute gold

Coney should do a fake blind run where he’s wearing a blindfold he can see through, then just middle of the run pulls down the blindfold, goes 👀 at the screen for a solid 3 seconds, then just pulls it back up.

In case you were still looking for anything redeemable about this guy, he also has bot chatters. There’s a lot of repeat chat messages that are a little too congratulatory. My favorite is the multiple instances of “YOU’RE A GOD!”

Didn't someone literally do that with Hollow Knight? Like going through hitless but he was just invincible lol Don't think he was blindfolded though

The dude's "apology" video is even "better".

The fact that the dude's bit donation image is Bowsette makes it even more laughable

12:40 The problem is that unless he starts the spin from the same direction and is spinning him at the exact same speed at all times, his thumb won't be in any consistent spot Also, ironically, he probably could've at least tried to explain it if he knew about the sound cue

as a huge ace attorney fan i have to applaud the editor for specifically using 'frank sawhit' (saw-it) in place of the speedrunner at 14:26 lmao it's so perfect

back in the heads up 7 up days i would memorize the players shoes and just take a peek at the ground when i get tapped

Do a hitless, blindfolded run of Dark souls with barely tinted glasses and god mode. Repeat that you can’t see, you’re dodging everything, and that you have a much faster time because you’re just playing casually

The best part is that Joey Millie in chat very clearly seems to be a bot, or at _least_ someone copy-pasting stuff into chat without paying attention. Throughout even just this video you can see Joey posting identical messages at random times (primarily "holy fuck james you're so good at blindfolded" or "oh my god how are you doing this"), any time chat slows down a bit he just asks "what's poppin james" (which seems comically ineffective to ask a blindfolded streamer how they're doing), at one point they literally just say "complament" apropos of nothing as if the auto-message system broke, and then Joey does the typical "holy fuck james you're so good how are you doing this" message _during the ending_ long after the streamer has relinquished control of the game.

You think people would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

17:29 this has actually happened in Hollow Knight’s speed running community. Doing Pantheon 5, a 45-boss gauntlet, without taking damage is easily the most impressive challenge run you can do, but a respected member of the community decided to turn on cheats that just made him invincible and there was a big controversy when people found out.

coney reacts off pure muscle memory

I remember watching the blindfolded speedrun video when it first came out, it was funny how obviously fake it was

this blindfold mario 64 video is so funny to watch people react to because seeing multiple people react to how this dude does these stars with various experience with mario 64 is so funny

Instead of a blindfolded run, try do a "only look at chat" run while they guide you

Baseball rules dude. Please keep doing Baseball stuff its hilarious lol.

The only thing this guy is missing is pizza and coke

someone's done the damageless godmode thing in holow knight radiant, I've never played hollow knight but I've watched that video twice now, it is SO good!

This guy also blatantly read the chat when he was questioned about bowser throws and when he went on his humongous explanation and kept bowser there forever, as if this run wasn't dishonest enough.

"HE CAN SMELL THE WOOD" i cant lmao

Mario baseball OST actively taking dumps all over any alternative. Well done mr editor 👏

Coney is such a optimist it hurts sometimes lmaoo

Love the content Coney, Keep it up!

Coney should challenge alpharad to a blind fold run, cheat, and then just troll him for hours

I've been watching your videos for at least 2 weeks. You definitely deserve more subscribers

Well this came out at an unfortunate time

I just love his "Im sorry" video. It's the WR of fake apollogy videos. Like really he does all the fake strats

I would definitely watch a fake speed run from Coney. Shit would be gold.

this dude was obviously training 40hrs a day

Cheating in a blindfolded Minecraft speedrun would be hilarious

Hey dude, you're my favorite speed runner and I've been inspired to start speed running myself. i'd really appreciate it if you could answer some of my questions. do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

Thank you for uploading the vods, dad

youngest gravy is the columbo of Mario 64 speedruns

For the slide star you could probably listen to how long the music is b4 you have the 1 turn with out rails and then put on a blindfold and turn at that part, simply made a video learning the first half of the blindfolded run

"I heard you Goomba, I'm definitely blindfolded and not cheating right now"

I think coney doing pantheon 5 hit less with an invincibility hack would be hilarious

BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL

Coney your SM64 was amazing

I can't believe he has only seen this just now

The Phoenix Wright edit had me rolling

"Blindfolded Shy Guy Bounce is easy" "Elaborate on that." "no"

I would watch a video of coney pretending to not be able to see and do some ridicules speedrun… like a first person shooter that he’s just flicking headshots or something like that and he says something stupid like he could here the shadow of the guy moving on the floor lol

Coney if you wanna do this just turn your main monitor "off" but still read chat

Holy shit that ace attorney bit was amazing

that cheater just joined chess tournament for blind people, imagine that

ahhh it's THIS video... so good.

I love watching reacts to this vid. I’m just glad it’s getting the attention it deserves

YungestGravy is a hero. Lol. ❤️

Baseball posting

says first, gets shot in face

Where is the VOD of this? I want to see the full version

I liked that jump

I don't understand at all. He's wearing a blindfold! How could he see? These claims are baseless when you consider this.

coney needs to react to the 5 minute super mario bros speedrun

I'm surprised you're just getting to this video. It's insane how good these people's are

hes fully blindfolded hes just activating his gamer sense (thinking really hard about how much he hates women until the game beats itself)

Coney should try a (fake) blindfolded react Andy stream

I've seen that video so many times

I can’t dissociate Super Mario 64 speedruns without Emiru nowadays Help

Wasn't this video either posted before or from a very old stream or am I just tripping???

Imagine using texture setups in a blindfolded run

Coney the lawyer bruh

Do a “blindfolded” speedrun but leave your webcam off

Just in case anyone wants to see the apology video the "Speedrunner" uploaded ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-NmRMSDWQxOI.html It's quite interesting and kinda funny

instead of blind speedruning, coney should get those ar goggles from apple, ONLY read twitch for a playthrough and not looking at the game

I would love a blindfolded speedrun where they just didn’t have a face cam

there should be deaf speedruns

I've seen this video many times and I'm only realising now he has a PewDiePie chair

you could just do one of the levels for a star and only look at twitch chat for button guidance

I had the idea Coney did of doing an obvious fake blindfold run after seeing this like using full on the actual no blindfolded world record run using a wireless controller leaving to make a sandwich or some shit mid run claiming I cant see anyway so it's okay

10$ that gravy is the guy who made this video Edit: Coney really made that joke 10 seconds after I typed this god damnit

3:11 lmaooo

Here’s a fun fact: YungestGravy actually requested for Charlie Brown to make the video.

Coney’s bowser throws are TRASH!

Let’s goooo Coney upload

Narrator: His Blindrun Technique? Wack. His Sneak Skill? Wack. His Bowser Throws? Wack. My Bowser Throws? Targeted as fuck booiii!!!!

Coney I've never seen you before but you are a likeable and funny guy, you have my sub :D

Speedrun hollow knight p5 damageless with invincibility lol

Oh hey i’ve seen this one!

The speed run you are looking for that is difficult and easy to cheat. Minectaft, there is a RU-vid dedicated to calling out fake minrcraft speedruns it's hilarious

This is honestly sad every time I see it. I remember when he would post in Mario 64 Hell about starting to run the game and advertise his legit streams for 16 star. Seemed like an OK guy back then :\

Do a black ops zombies Easter egg speedrun blindfolded please

His blind fold is see through he technically didn't cheat

Did he Watch the video where the guy explains that It was a joke and not a serious run?

I am the wr holder of the color blind m64 any %

Content King 🤴

Coney being contrarian for the content LMAO. Based

Bruh for some reason I've seen both of these videos already 😑

Oh nah

What’s funny is he might have saved his run if he kept his mouth shut never said anything and at the end of the video say wow guy that was hard I was listen super hard

Here for the react andy content

I need it

Funny that the guy admitted to cheating

Coney vid pog