The Most Embarrassing Coomer-Brained Zelda Critique You'll See (So Far) 

I can imagine some dramatic scene with this. *Sniff* "A Hylian has been here." "How can you tell?" *The wind blows through the man's hair as he squints and looks off into the distance.* "Cuckold porn..."

@@coalbun1094lmao

*Falls down stairs*

​@@coalbun1094slavoj zizek movie when?

Oh no, you have to understand. If a dark-skinned man is in close proximity to a fair-skinned woman she is getting her insides rearrange off screen. That's the basic NSFW logic he and others work on.

He's consumed so much porn of them he forgot it isn't canon

It's so funny how he seems like he feels genuinely cucked because she isn't crushing on Link anymore. I didn't think you were supposed to take "audience-surrogate character" that seriously

​@@biecie says a lot the goofiest boss in the game managed to get forklift licensed, and rise above being NSFW, and these guys can't get over a different skintone.

my ship is dead

I’d call her a tanned character, definitely not black unless we also consider Filipinos black.

Wow wakanda in real life.

@@HatredInTheFlesh well if we’re counting subscribing to vaush as making you black. It’s only fair at that point we also add Filipinos in aswell.

they legitimately act like black people were just like made up and then conjured into reality one day by the jews. its sort of like that old nation of islam thing where they talk about this guy Yakub who was a scientist and he invented white people one day, which eventually caused everything to go to shit. although this is far more coomer brained.

Damn being a black gamer sounds absolutely miserable. People tell you to make your own characters and when Nintendo does that they accuse you of stealing their women

I bet one could make an ai to do that. But uh Should we

@@herec0mestheCh33fWe would be creating a being that’s doomed to suffer. It’s an “I have no mouth and I must scream” situation just waiting to happen

I couldn't imagine viewing every piece of media through that lense alone. It's like, "Do you enjoy nothing at all whatsoever and everything triggers you?"

I have no mouth but I must scream after the lobotomy

Even 4Chan hates this dude apparently.

he was so crestfallen.

I don't even think he is her boyfriend. He's just there to investigate the ring ruins as far as I know

⁠@@Rassjo Thats what i got too and this one girl having a crush on him which made her join the troup

Dude is jealous. He wants to be Paya.

@@KopfdesRiesen Calip is a guy. A guy has a crush on Tauro.

Or fist bump in Yunobo’s case

I mean, Sidon took a knee, but that’s probably because he’s like 10 feet tall and physically can’t reach links hand without lowering himself

And the gayest part, the sages literally put rings on Link's fingers, and the ring that went specifically on Link's ring finger was... Riju's?

​@@ThisguySL... You realize the marriage finger is the left one? Link lost his right hand

@@pseudonymous7557 Fair point. Though that also makes his point just that much stupider.

Not to mention, at the start of this game, Link and Zelda, who by the end of BotW were stablished have feelings for each other, *are living together and heavily implied to sleep in the same bed* not to mention being attracted to both genders is a thing that can happen

Same (for different reasons)

His wife's existence is one of the biggest "no homo" in the history of pop culture, topped only maybe by the female characters in Beastars.

@@GabbyIsFine I'm kind of torn, because, on one hand, at least he's no longer pinning for Link (maybe 🤷‍♀) and on the other, let's be honest Nintendo was *never* going to give him a boyfriend, and eve then, chuds like this are still crying over how gay/woke Zelda is now

@@GabbyIsFine and rather than female characters from Beastars (which they have their own queer allegory) I would say any female character in a male sports anime, specially the older ones

Wait whaaatt

@@MindForgedManacle white replacement bs

HUH? That's a good one

I’m torn. On one hand this stuff is repugnant and needs to stop. But on the other hand it’s so funny that we may have to incorporate the loss of entertainment into our moral calculus.

@@lllULTIMATEMASTERlll it is hilarious and I don't want it to go lol

The first thought is society speaking not you. You have the same reaction at the second thought? Well that's on you.

@@falconeshield I got an headache trying to understand what you’re attempting to convey with that comment.

​@@falconeshield Wut?

​@@falconeshieldyou ok bro?

​@@falconeshield Pray

Yeah, even hitler killed him self because he new he would never get to jerk it to Sidon.

I mean he has his own Groupies in BOTW

@Jackson Schoon “Groupers” so to say

@@xXRickTrolledXx clever tbh

FELLAS! IS IT GAY TO RIDE ANOTHER MAN INTO BATTLE!?

I mean... if I refer to the ancient Greek... might be a li'l bit gay...

Hella

Sidon should’ve offered a Poly Marriage. 2 is better than 1

If you put it like that it does sound a little gay

@@chronenojysk5107 yona repairs the zora armor for link, which is just as good as a proposal in my mind

Spoiler : she’s a random priestess before meeting Rauru, literally no one cared enough to say anything about her before she married him. So quite literally anything could happen, but instead they cry about “b-but I hate black people, therefore they shouldn’t exist” Same shit as black dwarves.

That and Hylians were a bit more brown in the ancient days. It was 10,000 years ago after all.

Thats why Tetra was tanned. I think Ancient Hyrule was based heavily on ancient Greece and Greek people tend to have darker skin.

You don't get it, the English become Amerindian if they get more than an hour of clear skies.

@@Charolette21 More than 10,000 years ago. BOTW's backstory happend when the Calamity was already a thing 10,000 years ago; however, the founding of Hyrule happend long long long before that. Hylians don't look any particular way because each game happens in its own time period. The idea that people more than 10,000 years ago have to look exactly the same as today is dumb.

He probably wouldn't be the only one who's ideology would change either

That's what I thought about conservatives, what if I subtly inject different interesting media and art that will expand their emotions and wonder which in turn would alter their political biases.

What would be the porn tag pipeline to deradicalizing leftist thought?

@@Archflip none, that's why conservatives try to ban porn and all other "degeneracy"

He's clearly already into futa, so if we can just connect the appreciation of futas to the appreciation of "real life futas" we might have something. It's fetishization, but that's better than outright hatred. Next step, inch him away from NTR to polyamory

Oh my...

YEEE HAAAW

That’s what she said…

​@@kokabobaDeath sentence

@@kokaboba genuinely sickening kink of vaush's

Angry at the sight of it, and its not race swapped but we know what his actual problem is.

​@hotwhire when he was talking about the smaller chested gerudo woman I literally couldn't help but feel disgusted. Like if there brown is all they serve for you is fap material? And must have a heavy chest for you to even want to be tolerant to them like Jesus dude the guys looney toonz

@radiolover597 did you ever consider that maybe you are just a schizo

@Radio Lover *The inter-racial cuckoldry fetish of the alt right isn't precisely discreet.

Or that it is literally the only thing he's angry about the character for. "Why do these characters have dark skin?? Is this an agenda???"

Synthetic Man is essentially if an AI took information from places like 4chan, reddit, and rule34 to create the worst possible amalgamation of them all.

Hit the nail right on the head.

Lmao! When you’re so bad as a critic that you can be used a caricature for parody! 🤣

@@jacksonhopp2003 A parody whose character is so cartoonishly incompetent that it's too unrealistic by even those standards, at that. lol

In the words of Gary Johnston from Team America. “Pussies become so full of shit that they become assholes themselves.” Here however, anti-SJWs become so full of politics that they become SJWs themselves.

Based

Hello brother

They know why we like the Gerudo.

She cute BUT THE GOATMAN AND HIS SISTER ARE BETTER.

@Radio Lover 💀

Don't forget about his endless complaints about the "soy-ification" of Kratos

When EFAP can make fun of you like you've reached bottom at that point

​@@prossnip42kinda rich of them, considering they semi regularly host people like E;R

ah yes teenage boys, notoriously suave

He also called freya a mary sue.

"Zelda supports the trans ideology. Link not talking in the games is proof they're silencing my, through my character."

​@@GeteMachineWhat, the f(u)ck.

@@prageruwu69 yeah, they write their own porn

I'm guilty of that (the shipping, not the weird bigotry!) And you are totally right!

​@@paperbackwriter1111 the definition of "fine, I'll do it myself"

Literally worse than shippers, imagine ppl like him having ship wars 💀

Ngl… *looks over to ww2* i think that’s pretty close..

A “sir, this is a Wendy’s” moment if I’ve ever seen one.

And she's like... olive-skinned? Just like the King was. Literal mental illness

Sonja is very pretty

She literally just looks like a tan California girl.

@@kayakat1869 Exactly as he thought, they are inserting WOKE commie-fornians into our fantasy games 😡😡😡

Vastly underrated comment holy shit

Me when no Master Sword

Purah:😐

Actually apparently he tried using autism as an offensive slur. Not sure you you should be writing this, because it's "too real" 🤦‍♀️😑

@@samf.s.7731 Who did?

It's almost more like he wants to be link in these scenarios he makes up

He just needs to look at that one Femboy Link image that Jabroni Mike keeps torturing his chat with

​@@pancakes8670femboy link with ganondorf 😂

@@pancakes8670 Was not expecting that loathesome streamer to be mentioned, and I haven't seen those streams so I'm scared now when I eventually watch the vods

And that God of War Ragnarok was ruined because Freya, QUEEN of the Valkyries, was too powerful.

@@MrSharpShooterMan77 I remember in his initial review when he got mad that Freya was “too powerful” and said her being a Valkyrie was just plot armour, but when people corrected him that it was established in the first game she was a Valkyrie, he called them “autists” who “overanalysed details that everyone else would’ve forgotten”

​@@shockshplock3480he does realize Freya is the queen of valkyries in Norse right or is he just that stupid?

@@shockshplock3480 So essentially he admitted to being too dumb to "notice stuff", and tried to project said dumbness onto others. It's funnier because in his anal sis he comes to all sorts of wrong conclusions ..

And also implied in his gow video that people should take harm because of the jews... okay, he didnt say explicitely jews but my point is that this guy is a mass shooter in the making... And it baffle me that youtube let this guy make video like that and do nothing...

Solid advice, Sanford

Left wing coomers are great. They enjoy the good stuff while being respectful and fun to talk with

You know, I was about to disagree with you, but after actually watching the video I quickly realized that simply being a coomer is indeed by FAR the least of his problems because holy shit. Im never making fun of normal coomers again.

As a far left coomer, i agree. The cooming isnt the problem, the fascism is.

​@@littlestone1541 or both are. Racism probably worse tho

Forget women, try anyone ever. Nazis/Incels hate each other just as much as they hate everyone else.

Yo me, it sounds like he’ll never be able to have meaningful acceptance for himself either.

And this jealous over a fictional character because skin color.

He lives at home with his parents and is unemployed I’m pretty sure, I guess there’s nothing wrong with that but it’s pretty clear he doesn’t get out much. The problem with these types is that they think they’re being robbed because a cute blonde hasn’t waltzed into their lives yet and fulfilled all of their needs when they make no effort to reach out and actually talk to women.

@@shockshplock3480 I'm in no way any conservative etc. and the guy in the video is a total clown, but man talking to woman feels like a other side of the same coin. Maybe I didn't meet enough but judging from people in school they were just totally brainless, all of them and I mean, all of them were just on tiktok/snapchat etc. the entire time. Is it even possible to get 20 year old (I'm this age) girl that isn't addicted to social media and actually has something meaningful to say? Like seriously it seems like most of the young women at least are just a copy of each other. With each the only topic was either some random mainstream shit or school. I don't want a total normie gf

Just get a prostitute, bro. What do you think VIP rooms at strip clubs are for?

Hahahah lol

@@donaldhysa4836 🙄🤷‍♂️

Good on you for sharing, that guy commenting with the hahaha lol, can eat shit.

Just pay for a hoe dude 💀

Socially conservative Japan that just recently allowed gay marriage, is somehow woke & leftist to people lol

@@IAmTheBugInsideYou Yeah, it's a baffling as heck conclusion.

​@@IAmTheBugInsideYou those people would look at a female protagonist and scream "woke", so i'm not surprised.

@@IAmTheBugInsideYou Their media is incredibly inclusive if you don't count ethnic lines.

Do they say Zelda lives alone in that house? Link can still sleep in the bed, the table is set for two people, and I don't see why Zelda would need a secret study if she had the place to herself.

I'm happy you were able to get out of it, my friend

Based king being able to leave that toxic shit behind. I was pretty chuddy back in the day and got out of it and it feels so good, doesn't it 🤘

@@guillaumelagueyte1019 it's been a few years now since I've fully gotten away from all that. It was a slow transition towards leftism but I'm extremely happy I found the right mindset. There's so much bullshit and hypocrisy with those people.

@@brandonsulyak5019 it happens. You seem young. Word of advice, don't be ashamed if anyone scolds you about this stuff or if you say something reactionary when you genuinely don't know about it. Even leftists can be problematic and even reactionary at times (not including some major slurs). No one's perfect and that's totally fine (liberals are hella dumb but are mostly good people). That's why the people I surround myself the most are all about class solidarity. It's hard out there and I wish you the best of luck with everything.

Come on man remember Nazis have cool uniform comeback please and this time we going to invade Russia in the summer

He is talking about in the entire Franchise of Zelda. Where Hylians are mostly “white” even though there has been Coloured Hylians since Wind Waker (as far as I remember). Tetra being a prime example, and that game came out in 2002

​@Chrone Nojysk you're right. I've seen brown hylians and just darker/tanned skinned characters throughout the series.

And guess where those are. You guessed it, south, where there is direct sunlight.

@@azazel166 what does that mean?

@@zamalamahama4894 Prolonged exposure to sunlight, which means more melanin, thus darker skin.

It should have been link!😭

sadge

​@@mathiasbillard4225 nah.......naah

It's not fair! It should've been me!

@@mathiasbillard4225 If they added dating-sim elements into this franchise, there would have to be a canon ending because the next game has to happen and thousands of people would get really mad.

It's not uncommon among people of certain religions. While moderates usually ignore it, hardline Muslims and profoundly orthodox Jews forbid unmarried, non familiarly related men and women shaking hands. The former even forbids looking at, being alone with and in any way touching a woman who isn't your wife or relative. I went to one of my Muslim friends' house for years, ate dozens of his mother's meals but never once saw the woman in person or heard her voice. Had to get him or one of his brothers to scout ahead whenever I moved around to make sure that I never entered the room she was in.

@@vexedlex8230 that poor woman… yikes

@@vexedlex8230 religion is a disease

​@@vexedlex8230 which country are you from?

@@anonymousinfinido2540 UK. There was an immigration boom of people from Islamic countries in the aftermath of WW2 so I had a lot of Muslim friends growing up.

Some other notable examples of lunar rabbits - The Broodals from Super Mario Odyssey Sailor Moon's Japanese name "Usagi Tsukino" literally means "Rabbit of the Moon" with twin-tails meant to represent rabbit ears The final villain of Naruto is a rabbit princess from the moon

Also, the Triforce is the insignia of the Hojo clan, who were the ruling clan of the Kamakura Shogunate. Yeah, the Shoguns of the the first shogunate were just figureheads like the Emperor was.

I thought they where deer, but rabbits do make sense.

​@Kennz that's wild I did not know think about that. Ff14 also has a race of bunny people who are tasked with secretly constructing a spaceship to the moon

Actually they are dragon people I mean "draconification" and their features are dragon like

IKR? It would have been gold if he was joking.. But he isn't which makes birderlining on psychosis.

Have you seen his god of war video? Comedy gold. This dude is unhinged

​@@harundoenerif you view everything through the lense of reddit/twitter marxist mouthpiece, then everyone outside your bubble threads is unhinged

imagine any attempt he would have to interact in the real world he would just try and drop cringy in jokes that would either go over peoples head and make him seem even more socially inept than he already is, OR they would get some of it and be immediately repelled poor creature has hardlocked his social circle to internet nazis because thats literally the only people he wont scare off

This is your brain on 4chan

Straight up, terminally online /v/ or /pol/ brain.

Just thank whatever star that someone else, not you, drank the koolaid of loneliness and chancrap. You escaped it

Vaush is no different as he’s a disgusting human being that supports arming Nazis in Ukraine. He’s not a true anti-war leftist.

That's why they get so offended at white women being with black men. They see it as a confirmation that they can't compete and thus their insecurity makes them lash out.

more like lack of any meaningful relationships, it's a more growing concern these days

It's hilarious that the first "serious" interlocutor promoting racism in that game is just a massive black man proudly flaunting his phrenology while surrounded by fawning white women. The "Semenese" is too perfectly on the nose.

I still like the third racist best in that game. Gary the crypto

Yeah. That's what I say. Japan doesn't care for modern Hollywood or western trends. They just make stuff first for them and if more people want it too better for them.

Most anti-SJW/Christians don’t. They think The United States is the center of the world and everything is catered to and made for them. “Brown people don’t exist in Japan! Our ancestors were white! And- and obviously they’re working for the illuminati to insert satanic imagery! It’s not like Japan has its own mythology of demons and yokai- IM SPECIAL!”

Someone get him a type writer STAT!

​@@41052I like this idea because it implies he no longer has a screened device with Internet access.

I am terminally online and I had to look that one up, so yeah

@@The8BitPianist He really seems like he doesn't enjoy anything.

what is handmogging?

wtf is handmogging

In fairness, his examples of "sexualizing" are probably leagues more intimate than anything he's experienced with someone outside his immediate family since he hit puberty, so it kind of sort of makes sense in contrast.

Zelda is definitely a power top lol

@@KogaHarine Skyward Sword Zelda maybe. I'd call them both switches in the new games.

The more I see Gerudo women in this game the more I come to understand bottom logic.

To me, Link reads as a submissive top and Zelda a power bottom.

​@@Archflipgoth link trap for the win. But who would be his partner? Ganondorf 😂?

The FISH RIZZ😂😂😂

Well in BotW it is implied he basically grew up with them I guess

The Zora race is just Linksexual

​@@TintelinusYeah, Mipha was very fond of him and probably talked about him a lot to Sidon. The Zora a seem to be the closest friends to the Hylians in this version of Hyrule.

ARADIA MEGIDO

@@khalifas2011 is going to live for a long time

Seconded

As a gooner (sill a porn addict) we don't claim him either

@Kirbecca and pòrn-pilled

debased and coompilled

@@Faegbeard more accurate

As a big fan of Blade Runner, most of these types have no idea how to analyze. The furthest they possibly go is the ending's message and overall theme about humanity and what makes a person, etc.

Right wing bladerunner/cyberpunk fans would have a heart attack if they understood the subtext and hyper obvious critiques it throws against capitalism

Thank you for sticking up for us.

​@@JustSkram Rightoids didn't watch OG Bladerunner, nor the 2017 one- they just looked at memes and though "wow, Ryan is literally me"

​@@yaboye3791"zamn, Ryan gosling is so dreamy 😍 I want to emulate him" -totally hetero right winger

Same hope he gets better and can go get a good man

He hates gay people. Don’t you know?

A noble cause, to be sure, but only so long as you enjoy yourself along the way.

And also the fact Unisex bathrooms have existed for as long as public restrooms have been a thing lmao

I've watched playthroughs of it and I never even noticed that. He saw that and went "?!" From the Snake games. Lol

But that's how they spread their agenda, don't you see? By hiding it in plain sight and making it so inocuous. It slowly reprograms you into accepting all that, just like I, as a right winger, conditioned myself to be obsessed with black male genitalia by watching interracial cuckold porn for hours and hours every single day while furiously jacking off to it and now I don't know if I hate minorities or myself more, but I know for sure that without minorities existing I would have never been able to condition myself into debilitating, fetishistic behavior, and now where was I...?

Realistically a spaceship would be designed to be as small as possible, especially when designed by a stingy corporation that commits all kinds of workplace safety violations. Why would they splurge for two separate bathrooms?

@@jasonfenton8250 that's what I was thinking too. Idk how astronauts use the restroom in space but I'd imagine it would be a unisex bathroom. Or something similar

Can you give the source

I well aware of Mauler making the video on Synthetic man God of war video. Don't know any other Anti sjw openly about synthetic man.

I mean he called Drinker a woke shill just because he liked GOWR. He also hated on his “What is Woke?” video in a community post

@@variantgamer9885 He hated on anyone who like GOWR.

The drinker is based as fuck

because they're doubling down on their fascism. it's also why suddenly trans topics are the most diabolical thing in the world to them right now when just three years ago almost no one cared.

Because most white people who think like this don’t see black people on an everyday basis and believe that if they see them in their media it’s pushed for some kind of “agenda” to normalize- equality… I guess. The real reason is that they believe there’s a race war brewing and they’re scared black people will be blood thirsty for revenge and while that would be fun, we really just want to be treated fairly like everyone else and that includes representation in media

They were fuming over lee I remember it very clearly

Not true! Not all of us "This guys" are like that, m'kay? I make no claim to him!

"I AM A CUCKLIAN"

@@MindForgedManacle “I AM A CUCKLIAN LORD GANADORF!”

What do you think pizza tower is about

@@asherroodcreel640 about being a good Wario-ware inspired battle platformer?

PTSD and the long term effects of war

He is legit insecure about his sexuality so he projects them on to others.

NSDAP is more fitting & the least dangerous out of all left-wing spaces

That's because Link keeps his attraction to himself, so Vaush doesn't know if Link is into that

​@@charliekahn4205Link is a Based Bottom

Only once in a hundred years, bro. I like those odds.

Imagine giving birth to a little ganon dorf and youre like "oh shit im the one"

Just the males are Ganondorf. Idk but if this was "woke", a basically female-only tribe that anytime a boy is born it becomes the most powerful person in the world. (Besides Link of course)

​@@MrDavidCollinswasn't Ganondorf an orphan raised by witches?

He probably thinks Griffith did nothing wrong (but unironically)

He definitely isn't, and she still has a massive crush on link

​@@patrickripleyiii134 Yeah I never understood this whole thing the crush is literally in her bio lmao

big homie’s very clearly already in a committed relationship with 🎉Archaeology🎉

I wish he was my boyfriend ;-;

Nah he has a boyfriend (read calip's diary - he's so gay for tauro lol)

Yeah, the only phenotypes that exist are White European, East Asian, and [Political], according to these dingbats.

Its because right wing white men tend to think everything they engage with just belongs to them. Dont believe them when they act like its just race swapping they dont like. This was him really scrapping though and didnt hide it with thatr J-Q he did. I'm serious, a lot of them actually think media they like, or fantasy and video games especially was made for them because they dopnt see black people in games they like, ant new one is an agenda, to show people he politically doesnt like in his game. Its never assumed black people actually like video games to anti-sjws who think the world revolves around them and their prejudical dogma they think we're supposed to abide by.

Sad hateful people are always going to be here, living sad hateful little lives. I can't say it doesn't bother me, but I can at least take comfort in knowing they're a smaller and less influential portion of the population every year.

Yeah he went on a really racist rant in his Forespoken review about the main character.

Offtopic but thats a very cute profile pic :3

least stereotyper left-wing reddit-dweller

Not really. Tigers and lions can have babies.

Viable Offspring

Lots of species can interbreed despite being different species, like lions and tigers, it just has to do with how evolution pans out. On the other hand I believe there are several species of fish that are all female and breed exclusively with other species. The Gerudo might just have incredibly dominant genes and be close enough to Hylians evolutionarily to still interbreed. Especially since, judging on biology, they’d almost have to be different species, since they’re significantly larger, are almost exclusively female, etc. which are pretty big departures from Hylians.

@@chickenelafsworld7105 lions and tigers always produce infertile offspring, gerudo and hylians have fertile offspring

@@chickenelafsworld7105 you’d can be the same species and still have a higher average height. That happens in some European countries in real life. Even though we are all the same species

....so what does that make the fish and rocks?

@@trashcatlinol their own unique species lol

​@@trashcatlinol Think Homosapiens (Hylian) and Neanderthals (Gerudians)

​@@Spyno41 The problem is that mixing Sapiens and Neanderthal didn't result in pure Neanderthal offspring unchanged by countless generations of interbreeding with a species half their size. There's something weird going on with them, I don't think the developers even decided which it is.

@@Spyno41 that still doesn't answer if the fish are human, too XD

Gannon: Reincarnation of the demon king demise, essentially the god of evil in the world Zelda: Reincarnation of the goddess hylia, the literal goddess of the world Link: Just one guy so determined to protect his girl that he became a hercules like demi god able to reincarnate himself through sheer force of will. Also he can eat rocks.

Yeah because shark guy kneeling to link makes puts him at dick sucking height obviously

Different areas of the world attach different meanings to the same symbol? No, that’s stupid my view of it being a satanic symbol is the one correct interpretation

Or goatman is just hot.

I don't think that the first humans were "black" black skin colour exist the same as white skin colour. I think the first humans had a mix.

⁠@@tomgu2285 that is factually incorrect lighter skin developed much later when humans were already out of Africa and began adapting to new environments.

Of course because Nazis don't understand the media the consume.

oh its SUPER gay to shake hands fellas, youre TOUCHING ANOTHER MAN HOLDING HANDS WITH ANOTHER MAN PHYSICAL CONTACT IS AT ALL TIMES INHERENTLY SEXUAL If you bump into another guy by accident when out on the street you have to fight to the death because youre both gay until one of you dies because you touched

Can confirm, every single person I shaked hands with(as shaking hands is a pretty standard form of greeting over here since ancient times) are homosexual and so am I.

@@azazel166 hell yeah! With this newfound power, I think we can finally seal away the darkness and make fun of weird neck beards at the same time!

Zelda, actually did make a flashpoint in a sense because sonia was the person depicted in the mural, but she was killed. So I hope this guy makes a follow up on the dlc

@rxpainkillerrx1304 Sonia is depicted having her secret stone stolen in the mural (which was when she was killed). No flashpoint. Just a stable causality loop, which is further reinforced by what is depicted on the mural under the rubble that you couldn't see in the prologue.

@@violeth2255 What could have happened to was the calamity happened before the demon king birth, but the sheikah tech would have been created before. It is so confusing. This game left me with more questions than answers.

What you said makes chronic masturbaters not feel good about themselves, so it am the fake news!

Don't tell your family that! They think universities "brainwash" people 😓

And these two things often go hand in hand

@@crikeybaguette4564 True!

You are one of the 3 people that college actually turned atheist

​@@prageruwu69 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.

​@@prageruwu69How do you know?

@@prageruwu69 How insecure does one person have to be to worry about this shit 😂

Lol

Honestly. Atleast Charlie roasting SM would be good riddance.

Good that’d be epic