The most Terrifying Kirby game 

2:35 is my favorite part of the episode. Just freaking hilarious perfectly cut scream into heaven.

Fun fact, this isn’t even the first time jaywalking was brought up during KPR. Back when Boatman played Meta Knightmare Returns, jaywalking was brought up for the exact same reason, which led into discussing if various Kirby characters would jaywalk or not. Time truly is a flat circle.

Ah yes, the Beam Attack and the whole jaywalking debate. Truly iconic moments in the history of Failboat.

King Dedede wouldn’t Jaywalk, he’d run across the street and tell the cops that it didn’t count because he wasn’t walking.

2:34 pure perfection, this is also becoming a MEME.

7:57 fun fact about this part, Boat actually didn't die right after he said that. He then jumped in the pit and redid the move and didn't save himself so he could use it as a bit for the video.

Chat: "Would Adeline jaywalk?" Dan: "Good question, here's my college thesis on why she would."

“You wouldn’t download a lizard” is still one of my favorite quotes from this

2:40 It cuts almost too perfectly and cracks me up every time edit: stop liking my comment save the likes for people who deserve them

You forget that Hyness literally decked one of his subordinates for being in his way when going to fight Kirby. He would not just jaywalk; he would walk in a straight line for miles on end, stopping only to obliterate anything that stood in his path, and then suddenly realize he had only intended to go to the store to buy milk.

2:37 And thus a villain was born

This video gave birth to “beam attack” AND the jaywalking thing. Beautiful.

5:03 "Kirby inhales a single flower and starts wheezing" I do not know why, but the combination of the flower jpeg, the face on kirby and the noise kirby makes just makes me laugh uncontrollably

2:35 this entire sequence made my day, haven't laughed this long for so long

9:08 Stale 2009 Flintstone Gummies Attack

I still find it amazing that Fail managed to summarize the plot of Planet Robobot in literally the first 10 seconds.

2:35 is adorable and hilarious 10/10 failboat

Because of how prevalent jaywalking was as a topic in this video, I really think HAL should make "Kirby and the Forgotten Traffic Laws" and give us some REAL lore I'm so glad Robobot's getting a second playthrough, it's such a solid game both aesthetically and gameplay-wise

6:46 I never thought I'd be feeling bad for Gigavolt

Don’t lie to me. You’re here for Beam Attack, aren’t you?

Failboat can make literally everything scary,creepy,weird, but still keep it 99% funny.

5:03 "You are not a clown. You are the entire circus."

10:52 Sillydillo would not jaywalk… He would Jayrun

I feel like mech kirby would make a GREAT smash character

I love the scene at 2:34 Waddle Doo: "Beam Attack! Welp, I missed, I'll get them next time. Beam Attack!" **Kirby charges up** Waddle Doo: "Maybe this one'll hit em! Beam Atta-" **Heavenly Choir**

6:58 I dunno why, but replacing Kirby there with N64 Vibe Kirby made me laugh way too much.

12:19 Predicting the Cult of the Lamb stream

Kirby would jaywalk. Not because its a crime. But because he doesnt know better.

I didn’t come here thinking Failboat would divulge in a minutes-long rant on which Kirby characters would jaywalk and why, but *here* *we* *are.*

We’re asking the real questions here: which Kirby characters would jaywalk? We need to go deeper than we did on this stream. Next stream we’re dedicating all our time on this topic lmao

giving whispy allergy meds would be like giving a demon holy water

Listen everyone is talking about Beam Attack and The Jaywalking Conversation, but can we take a moment to appreciate the line "Maybe that Venn diagram isn't the circle I think it is" at 12:26

2:34 I re-forgot this was the origin of BEAM ATTACK and I’m very happy to have experienced it 3 different times now

I played this game when I was around 7 or 8 years old on my 3DS, and I remember very vividly practically shitting my pants during the Meta Knight fight. My brother used to make jokes about how his nose makes him look like a clown. Neither of us had any idea who any of the characters were cause the only game we had played was Return to Dreamland. Good times...good times.

3:08 BOMB ATTACK

2:10 Kirby stole your car and now it's his!

10:18 Meta knight would jaywalk, but safely. Like on the road thats not busy. If there are no cars, he crosses, cuz no one’s there. Otherwise he waits

For Taranza, I feel like the only time he would Jaywalk would be for the sake of protecting Queen Sectonia

0:09 Breakfast?!? That's not how that goes!

1:48 *Kirby just becoming mary poppins

6:45 a green and red robot who loves birds and gets unjustly exploded to advance the plot, you say

2:34 " what is one line in a movie that makes you wonder how the writer came up with it?" Beam attack Oh I missed I'll get him next time Beam attack Oh oh maybe this one'll hit him Beam att-AHH

!GUH! 8:21 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

4:45 fedex that's not a medicine! 🤣

hours, days, and even weeks of meticulous work- only for me to consume it all within a 14 minute period while making myself noodles. Amazing. Thank you, daniel, truly.

Can confirm. As a jaywalker myself. Definitely into Cult rituals

11:58 2. Maybe 3 if my body is up to it.

Hynees would not jaywalk because he cant walk 13:02

7:39 It's actually a staple for hidden rooms in the series. You see that setup of spaced platforms, and you know what to do if you're a Kirby veteran.

Failboat I need to see a full video on your Jaywalk Tierlist, complete with the Kirby game that was playing as you were discussing the whole thing in the corner

"Video games teaches you nothing" Kirby: 9:21

7:52 aaAA

2:28 has become a phenomenon

10:03 just stops the game to make a jaywalking tier list

Little did dan know this simple sudden joke would turn into one of the only things hes known for

9:03 damn he shmooooooooooooooooooooovn

Planet Robobot is objectively the best Kirby games, not for its cohesive theming, polishing of the 2D formula gameplay, its story, or its music. No. It is the best Kirby game simply because... it brings up & allows you to discuss the ethics of jaywalking.

4:38 this was actually an idea made by a fan that wanted kirby to help everyone, so pretty wholesome!

4:15 M E L O N M E C H

2:10 Kirby casually commits Grand Theft Robo. ------- 2:18 You couldn't just download a lizard? ------- 2:34 BEAM ATTACK! ------- 4:37 Meet the Medic... Kirby... ------- 12:58 Marx the jaywalker. ------- 13:08 Kirby 64 PTSD. ------- 13:18 Goodness. Stop hitting on the Kirby bosses.

8:15 L E T T H E B L O O D S P I L L I N T H E S T R E E T S

2:16 casually downloads a lizard

Iconic moments that I love (and think about) a lot “You wouldn’t just download a lizard!” *BEAM ATTACK* “Lobotomy!” 🍭 *“LET THE BLOOD SPILL IN THE STREETS”* “2006’s Flintstones gummy attack!”

I like how I forget about this video, come back to it, and its a tier-list of what Kirby characters would jaywalk.

“Im gonna dismantal this entire vehicle 🙂” 4:31

Can't believe that this video got it's way into lessons in meme culture so fast.

I love how everyone just goes straight for the beam attack part of this video because of how the meme hits it so hard.

2:59 *Dies Naturally*

I swear, the best part of “Beam Attack” has to be when Waddle Doo laughs. It’s strange to me, because it’s the only time Waddle Doo sounded genuinely scared. He cracked under the pressure for just a second, and it makes me think that, at that moment, Waddle Doo himself knew he was gonna get obliterated. Despite that, he still kept a facade of confidence up until death was upon him. … Or, perhaps, I’m looking too deep into this.

1:40 look at this meal they made Kirby! It even comes with one of those tiny umbrellas!

2:42 It was at this moment he knew he f**d up

0:34 Nintendo: “Um, whatcha got there?” Failboat: A _Nintendo 3DS_

I want to hear the whole, uncensored, "which Kirby characters would jaywalk?" Tier list

I remember seeing this video when it came out and dying at the beam attack joke. So glad it got recognized lol.

I love how extra the robobot intro scene is with the lightning and explosions

6:40 poor android 16... he just loved watching the birds... and he died so they may have peace...

Hey Dan, given how this is a great game, a great video, and you had a fun time with it, could this PLEASE be the ONE SINGULAR GAME you make a full playthrough of? What do you get out of it, you may ask? I will stop hitting on the Kirby bosses. But can I speak for the rest of the live chat? *No*

Kirby character jaywalking, BEAM ATTACK, and the least memorable, but still quite funny: I’m going to dismantle this entire vehicle ! 😃

I love that first location for smash. Referencing the original OP copy ability is always cool.

10:38 this hit me way too hard

2:10 I like that part! "Kirby stole your car and now it’s his!"

I believe sillydillio would jaywalk. But not on purpose. He wouldn't even know what a crosswalk is. He'd just walk across the street without even knowing he'd done anything wrong until he got in trouble for it.

4:41 lol I love the meet the medic reference

10:14 "Hey Kirby! You better get outtah here before I clobblah you and yer little amigos!" Hehehehehegh!" *Laughs in Right Back At Ya Dedede*

4:46 Bandana Dee, we need to cook.

4:35 "Very vell, thats how i lost my medical license."

I love the beam attack And the waddle doos themselves, THEYRE SO DAMN CUTE

10:23 Yokai watch Snartle

2:35 This was absolutely deserving of becoming a meme.

I personally feel Clawroline/Carol would jaywalk if only to make some protest about 'less than flattering' fanart. All other times, she would leap building to building so roads aren't in the equation.

Little did failboat know, the beam attack would then be spammed through out his chat in every single live stream.

12:57 marx confrimed jaywalker real

If you ever struggle in this game here’s a tip, Archer’s camouflage makes you impervious to basically everything.

If taken my any chances, Gordo would not jaywalk because he has no legs

I feel like Dedede saying he owns the road is Canonically accurate

And yet he still kills a god in this game, I love Kirby

I feel like Hyness would only jaywalk if Void Termina told them to.

The fact that kirby has a fight every other Tuesday is just kinda funny

I will remember you 😢 13:35

6:15 Oh cool didn't know Android 16 was in this game.