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The Mount and Blade Khergit Experience 

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After The Mount and Blade Sarranid Experience, The Mount and Blade Khergit experience is here!
A montage of Mount and Blade Warband gameplay with memes and jokes here and there, with a little bit of editing, to try and depict the mount and blade khergit experience, in a funny way.
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JJBA Part 2 - Awaken (Simpsonill Remix) ver.3
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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure- Awaken(Pillar Men Theme)
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@hazedogrises
@hazedogrises 6 лет назад
0:47 That was actually a legitimate strategy that the Mongols used, to fake a retreat into better ground then charge into everyone who fell for it. 10/10 for historical accuracy
@anythingthoughanythingthou2453
@anythingthoughanythingthou2453 4 года назад
JanakirKhan pretty sure every steppe civilization used this tactic I don’t think it belongs to one
@murselpatpat4270
@murselpatpat4270 4 года назад
by metehan, second known leader of central asia khanete
@murselpatpat4270
@murselpatpat4270 4 года назад
@@shademan2135 How well do you know the central asia history?
@ArtyJerjerrod
@ArtyJerjerrod 4 года назад
also the Normans. It's known as 'the Norman Trick' in England became William I did it at Hastings
@murselpatpat4270
@murselpatpat4270 4 года назад
@@ArtyJerjerrod turks were using this tactic 200 bc. normans appeared 800 ad
@dunepepe6199
@dunepepe6199 5 лет назад
No throat singing 0/10
@tigrosabertooth4757
@tigrosabertooth4757 5 лет назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-v4xZUr0BEfE.html
@tigrosabertooth4757
@tigrosabertooth4757 5 лет назад
@@atune2682 yeah, they are great. my favourite mongol band, actually.(sounds like I know any other mongol band, lol)
@gyrozeppeli8116
@gyrozeppeli8116 5 лет назад
JoJo referance is better btw
@pug-aloentertainment3801
@pug-aloentertainment3801 4 года назад
@@gyrozeppeli8116 Mongol singing > > > JoJo refs
@kolobokdigidon233
@kolobokdigidon233 4 года назад
@@tigrosabertooth4757 Don`t know who you are, but you have my thanks for giving me url of this song
@thenoobinator3508
@thenoobinator3508 6 лет назад
* Horse archer fires arrow at shield * * is blocked * * fires again, gets past the shield * * does 2 damage * * laughs in swadian *
@Seagull780
@Seagull780 6 лет назад
Actually it's really easy to get headshots as a horse archer
@FriendlyArchpriest
@FriendlyArchpriest 6 лет назад
I think he is talking about NPCs, not your own character...
@Seagull780
@Seagull780 6 лет назад
@@FriendlyArchpriest fair point
@tomaspolacek6387
@tomaspolacek6387 6 лет назад
Swadian master race
@dafty4183
@dafty4183 6 лет назад
Tomáš Poláček You mean: Swadian SUBJECT race
@ObviusRetard
@ObviusRetard 6 лет назад
Now make a video about the most honourable way to play the game: Rhodok crossbowspam
@angel_of_death2940
@angel_of_death2940 6 лет назад
Who needs honor when you have 200 rhodok sharpshooters.
@HeironFlex
@HeironFlex 6 лет назад
Gotta love the green deathsquad of death
@MihzvolWuriar
@MihzvolWuriar 6 лет назад
Funny enough, I think, without a few infantry, these 200 rhodok would lose easily against 200 khergit cavalry lol
@angel_of_death2940
@angel_of_death2940 6 лет назад
>rhodok sharpshooters >losing to khergits
@zerogbot23
@zerogbot23 6 лет назад
Rhodok firing squads
@user-rw3kw7wx7e
@user-rw3kw7wx7e 6 лет назад
2:33 *In private conversation* "You know now that I tried playing with the kherjits they aren't that bad" *Several people are typing*
@dova9836
@dova9836 4 года назад
Khergits
@raddragon1373
@raddragon1373 4 года назад
@@dova9836 Never heard of the kerjits?
@dova9836
@dova9836 4 года назад
@@raddragon1373 I pronounce them like kerjits but I write them like khergits
@raddragon1373
@raddragon1373 4 года назад
@@dova9836 Just joking. You like khergs?
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 года назад
@@dova9836 Khergit have wares if you have denars
@gamer_eza47
@gamer_eza47 6 лет назад
I want to give you a medal as "world's bravest man" for fighting against looters without a helmet. Gotta fear them stones, boi!
@osmancuneyd8117
@osmancuneyd8117 2 года назад
I am braver 🐱 i am newbie and i was not using helmets
@yeng1855
@yeng1855 2 года назад
Wait ya serious? I feel like that's a once in a lifetime thing to headshotted by a pebble.
@goodshit4655
@goodshit4655 6 лет назад
WAMMU! AWAKEN MY KHANS!
@elPominator
@elPominator 6 лет назад
Ayyayyyayyayyaaaa
@owenbagwell8997
@owenbagwell8997 5 лет назад
I'm awake... What do you need
@lochlanmerkel7144
@lochlanmerkel7144 5 лет назад
DIVINE ARROW STORM
@lewisa7325
@lewisa7325 6 лет назад
A horse walks into a khergit bar and the bartender says: "why the long face sexy"
@yeng1855
@yeng1855 2 года назад
Tavern*
@DarkSamael55
@DarkSamael55 2 года назад
​@@yeng1855 Yurt*
@yeng1855
@yeng1855 2 года назад
Hey. What happened to that guy who replied to me?
@justafreebirdsolo
@justafreebirdsolo Год назад
Probably deleted their comment
@Khergit
@Khergit 4 года назад
As a Khergit, i can confirm this is how we live.
@Yarenoglu
@Yarenoglu 5 лет назад
Khergits are only bad in siege because the game doesn't use them how they were historically used. Many nomadic people conquered cities and castles with ease, not by rushing up a ladder, but by circling the city and cutting off their supply. So the only way the defenders (or their reinforcements) wanted to fight, they would have to do it in open field where the horse archers dominated with hit and run tactics. In the end, the city would run out of food and clean water, and with no supplies coming in, they would have to surrender the city, which is how mongols, ottomans, and huns have conquered many cities and castles. But in the game, every faction fights the same way, and sieges the same way. This could probably be fixed with some code, so you could have nomads fight like nomads, but in the vanilla game this doesn't happen. I think the best faction suited to the vanilla siege game style is Rhodoks (at their best troops), their armour holds up pretty good, their full body shield is especially good for walking up the ladder, their crossbows are super accurate and deadly to pick off a lot of the archers in the castle towers, and their sergeants are (imho) on par with the nord huscarl, maybe not so much on 1v1, but because they are cheaper, you can hire more of them, and it definitely makes up for it in my personal experience.
@meheh2427
@meheh2427 5 лет назад
Well, not to mention hired mercenaries, terror tactics, total war, and siege weaponry.
@umuttr7010
@umuttr7010 5 лет назад
Kardeş Türk müsün ?
@yaboiyaboy9980
@yaboiyaboy9980 5 лет назад
No the best is swadian knights. In fact there's really no point of having any other troops except for a few archers. Sometimes I'll get housecarls cuz their cool. But swadian knights are so op, once you get a certain amount of them you can't lose a battle
@meheh2427
@meheh2427 5 лет назад
@@yaboiyaboy9980 True but that wasn't really his point...
@blind_mel0n
@blind_mel0n 5 лет назад
you can do that in mount and blade, it just takes 30 to 100 days.
@brandonwort
@brandonwort 6 лет назад
But real talk though, those khergit tribesmen are really good starter troops.
@ceoofwarcrimes4600
@ceoofwarcrimes4600 6 лет назад
Them and rhodoks imo late game nords vaegirs and swadians wreck house
@jellevaneijk9397
@jellevaneijk9397 4 года назад
"I'll show you who's trash" continues to have multiple lancers taken out by a few deserting archers.
@nekhbet_853
@nekhbet_853 6 лет назад
What are you talking about? Everyone knows the rhodoks have the best cavalry in the game
@nanaa9074
@nanaa9074 6 лет назад
Little Hamlet What do you mean outlaws have the best cavalry
@nathanmeulensteen339
@nathanmeulensteen339 6 лет назад
so sad people these days forgetting all about the nord cavalry :(
@noger1234
@noger1234 6 лет назад
@@nanaa9074 what about the great looter knight.duh you guys are pathetic
@Diggge
@Diggge 6 лет назад
What are these heretics talking about? Everyone knows that the peasant womans is hands down the most elite cavalry in the game.
@SnowHawkX
@SnowHawkX 6 лет назад
Jeremus is the best cavalry by far.
@KarlFranzEmperor
@KarlFranzEmperor 6 лет назад
The quality content i subbed for
@cobelat5357
@cobelat5357 6 лет назад
We have found it, THE 5TH PILLAR MAN
@yesno5098
@yesno5098 3 года назад
I hope he doesn't turn into ultimate life form HIDE THE DAMN AJ STONE
@cultofmalgus1310
@cultofmalgus1310 3 года назад
historically accurate. Until the Eastern Nomads got a hold of Chinese Siege equipment they had to wait and starve the enemies out or be slaughtered. Problem is that it doesnt translate too well into the game given that you can get anywhere in the game map in less than a week and lords never die so they just keep respawning.....
@michelsand5399
@michelsand5399 6 лет назад
Why didn't you name the horse glitterhoof?!
@noahwatt1269
@noahwatt1269 6 лет назад
Last game I became immortal and about 250 years into my reign a lunatic Well lets just say you can share your immortality with the chancelor and get a god steed
@user-eu9fz2lr2v
@user-eu9fz2lr2v 6 лет назад
King Ruhrik слава Украiнi, мiй друже
@user-ce9zm1hg7z
@user-ce9zm1hg7z 5 лет назад
King Ruhrik Glory to Ukraine! Glory to Hero’s!
@unklownunklown4940
@unklownunklown4940 4 года назад
see!?
@osmancuneyd8117
@osmancuneyd8117 2 года назад
We can name our horse?
@XavierZazi
@XavierZazi 6 лет назад
Did i heard Pillar men theme?
@XavierZazi
@XavierZazi 6 лет назад
Simo Ah, i see you're a man of culture as well
@Ahmadabdal_
@Ahmadabdal_ 6 лет назад
No Name AWAKEN MY MASTERS
@plutarchvonpluto6439
@plutarchvonpluto6439 6 лет назад
*Custodes "grieving" the Emperor intensifies*
@kabouncer266
@kabouncer266 6 лет назад
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
@Ahmadabdal_
@Ahmadabdal_ 6 лет назад
already said that shoo get out of here
@Gryflir
@Gryflir 6 лет назад
"... So I put a mustache on your face and another on your forehead" l.m.a.o
@user-ml2kx3zx2l
@user-ml2kx3zx2l 4 года назад
okay, we are in 2020, and i'm finally gonna say it, here we go.... i really like the Khergits and Sarranids, they are cool and have the most cool lore and i'm tired pretending it isn't.
@GuyMaleMan
@GuyMaleMan 2 года назад
L I A R
@vitsobotka6268
@vitsobotka6268 2 года назад
Sarranids have good gameplay I cant lie, but I never found Kherghits to be enjoyable, true they are unique, but not enjoyable
@kekkuchen20
@kekkuchen20 Год назад
mamlukes nuff said
@zephyrna6249
@zephyrna6249 10 месяцев назад
@@vitsobotka6268 I personally find the Khregits to be the most enjoyable faction. Its just fun to zip around and shoot people. And feels very op. Then again I am Hungarian. So I'm probably biased.
@YAH93
@YAH93 8 месяцев назад
@@zephyrna6249 But taking castles and cities can be pretty painful with them, especially with Khergit Lancers.
@palmertyrese
@palmertyrese 6 лет назад
Loving the Pillar Man theme. Always appreciate a JoJo reference.
@General_Townes
@General_Townes 6 лет назад
Kheirghts winning against swadian cavalry? Clearly a propaganda, nothing beats Swadiam cavalry. Exept for Nords... in sieges... So yea...
@mailc3p477
@mailc3p477 6 лет назад
General Townes ez way to win Gound battles? Swad Knights Ez way to win Seiges? Nord huscarles Ez way to win every battle? Nord huscalrs + Rhdok crossbowmen + plus swad knights
@General_Townes
@General_Townes 6 лет назад
@@mailc3p477 Hah, I literally said that same thing on another video from this guy, of course mixing best cavalry infantry and crossbows together is much, better than just spamming 1 unit like a madman.
@carl-os4603
@carl-os4603 6 лет назад
I have an absolute Nord army hhhhhhh and I am winning all factions except Khergits... Those motherfuckers with bows.
@mailc3p477
@mailc3p477 6 лет назад
I mean.... kerghits are ez pz in seiges, especially with nords
@Jakromha
@Jakromha 6 лет назад
Just take a small strike force of huscarls, small enough to outrun the dangerous khergit armies, and take all their cities. 10 to 15 should be enough.
@undviik1702
@undviik1702 5 лет назад
Dude, I love your channel. You've got everything I like. Bloodborne boss music in your vids, a Berserk profile pic, Jojo references, and fucking dark souls references. You fuckin rock dude
@RanTurner
@RanTurner 5 лет назад
Oh my god when the siege part happened I literally couldn’t stop laughing, like my cheeks are so sore now, your videos are amazing but that just, that was perfection 😂👍🏻
@jyadenemmanuel3841
@jyadenemmanuel3841 2 года назад
Your cheeks ?🤨
@mathewdavis1955
@mathewdavis1955 6 лет назад
Literally the faction I kill immediately on every play through
@a.m44r37
@a.m44r37 2 года назад
Same
@zhouwu
@zhouwu 3 года назад
You're really good. Those head shots are super impressive. I'm kinda glad I wasn't the only one who couldn't siege using the khergits.
@yeng1855
@yeng1855 2 года назад
And then you learn about cheats... and after you do that... you just wanna fight.
@jakobhawkins77
@jakobhawkins77 5 лет назад
I completely was confused at the end but then I put the beginning and ending together... Man I love your videos
@evilmonkeyfromchriscloset1211
@evilmonkeyfromchriscloset1211 6 лет назад
I really like your videos. And 1000 stat man is my favourite one. Keep up the good work and thanks.
@xyphyofthewest8208
@xyphyofthewest8208 6 лет назад
Now the best faction The Rhodoks
@HighAdmiral
@HighAdmiral 6 лет назад
Rhodok propaganda!
@FriendlyArchpriest
@FriendlyArchpriest 6 лет назад
*Vaegirs! [BARDICHE LOVE INTENSIFIES]
@belavaegirthesturgiard8255
@belavaegirthesturgiard8255 6 лет назад
Yeah turtledogs.
@nicholasscheer135
@nicholasscheer135 6 лет назад
Filthy mountain bandits! Those lands are rightfully swadian and you know it!
@redgalician4070
@redgalician4070 6 лет назад
FUCKING HORSES, JUST HORSES ARE THE BEST
@imBelegaeraHithaeglir
@imBelegaeraHithaeglir 6 лет назад
This was great, can't wait for the Rhodoks.
@davidhansen951
@davidhansen951 6 лет назад
Yo your videos, straight gold. Keep up the good work.
@jabbablade1884
@jabbablade1884 5 лет назад
This is the best of all your "faction experience" videos XD
@ahtuno
@ahtuno 6 лет назад
Still Waiting for the Vaegir experience
@notgray88
@notgray88 6 лет назад
Ahtuno objectively the best faction
@FriendlyArchpriest
@FriendlyArchpriest 6 лет назад
Ahtuno CYKA BLYAT!
@drunkenslav2334
@drunkenslav2334 6 лет назад
Ahtuno yeah simo we want the true gopnik experience
@plainplane7580
@plainplane7580 6 лет назад
UNIT SPAM
@56yhgg
@56yhgg 6 лет назад
Vaegirs best faction
@thespokenparrot2259
@thespokenparrot2259 6 лет назад
Using the Khergits? It’s all about The Looter Experience my guy
@wolfwarlordjake8992
@wolfwarlordjake8992 6 лет назад
*_AS Y O U W I SH. PR E P A R E T O D I E!_*
@DarkWorldOrder
@DarkWorldOrder 4 года назад
Gratz on 5k subs
@Jansay34
@Jansay34 6 лет назад
1:20 I'm glad to know I'm not the only person who does that after winning a battle. Also: nice vid, Simo.
@andrikflores5172
@andrikflores5172 6 лет назад
The peasant experience :V
@fletaun
@fletaun 6 лет назад
some say when you fight Khergit lord it was their horses who actually do the fighting
@JoaoLuiz-mb7vg
@JoaoLuiz-mb7vg 6 лет назад
Hahahahaha that’s awesome!!! but if you use Khergit in siege you can win by holding them outside the walls shooting, the enemy will be lowered by the hundreds! Awesome video man!
@oleksii-kozak
@oleksii-kozak 6 лет назад
Simo, thanks for making content on this awesome game.
@basedimperialism
@basedimperialism 5 лет назад
I mean, Khergit lancers have great armor and do well in sieges.
@DisastrousBeginnings
@DisastrousBeginnings 6 лет назад
Yo where is the *ButterLord Experience*
@mendax2251
@mendax2251 6 лет назад
Love the mount and blade videos!
@TyTyce12
@TyTyce12 6 лет назад
This was funny asf 😂 Great vid lol
@kingyaroglek8205
@kingyaroglek8205 6 лет назад
How do you do walk around at your camp at 2:58
@chadkroeger137
@chadkroeger137 5 лет назад
This game is so underrated.
@Kazic5000
@Kazic5000 6 лет назад
You put the best music in your videos.
@JonnyBonezes
@JonnyBonezes 6 лет назад
You make awesome vids bro you deserve the subs :)))
@MT-yd3yc
@MT-yd3yc 6 лет назад
As Rhodok master race, I don't even have to step foot into the fort or city to take it.
@stjarnar
@stjarnar 2 года назад
just wait 30 days and defend against any sallys or reinforcements 😂😂🤣
@expendable1015
@expendable1015 6 лет назад
The Khergits could easily take over Calradia if they use ARTILLERY ONLY
@titch955
@titch955 6 лет назад
Keep up the funny videos dude!!
@zokitanasic3982
@zokitanasic3982 6 лет назад
Now thats the good shit i was waiting for new video
@susmodder531
@susmodder531 5 лет назад
What mod is that? I have never seen swadian cavalry follow each other like that 3:47
@tatareren01
@tatareren01 4 года назад
Did you find it?
@Rojoyerf
@Rojoyerf 5 лет назад
Khergits are great at sieges, that is if you like playing the waiting game ;)
@turkmapping130
@turkmapping130 2 года назад
Yeah. you only saw their siege. You haven't seen the field battles. because those who saw could not escape alive ;)
@SuperEdo07
@SuperEdo07 5 лет назад
you make me laugh so i had to subscribe
@tbyang95
@tbyang95 6 лет назад
Dang bro! Your horse archery skills are badass!
@dankius2477
@dankius2477 6 лет назад
Whats a kerghit playboy called? A master of horse 😎thats an original heheh
@toasty6570
@toasty6570 6 лет назад
LOL
@thespokenparrot2259
@thespokenparrot2259 6 лет назад
Jan Muscat I think it can be better with the term “Stable Owner”
@FRIETHERICVS55
@FRIETHERICVS55 5 лет назад
@@thespokenparrot2259 Definitely you talking "a pimp".
@aymanamri9832
@aymanamri9832 6 лет назад
Calradia belongs to the Nords!FOR KING RAGNAR!
@skeptic781
@skeptic781 6 лет назад
Aye!!
@unconscious7219
@unconscious7219 6 лет назад
"I think the Jarl can't keeps things under control" "Oh, really?" *music plays*
@slavicgandhi3414
@slavicgandhi3414 6 лет назад
*chuckles Vaegirish*
@legionxiii8055
@legionxiii8055 6 лет назад
**laughs in Swadian**
@gopher3572
@gopher3572 6 лет назад
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE IMPERIALS! CALRADIA BELONGS TO THE CALRADIAN EMPIRE!
@taylorantczak9125
@taylorantczak9125 6 лет назад
I've always disregarded watching your videos when I've seen them in my recommended, until I saw 1000 stat man and saw that it was only 4 minutes, and I thought "What harm can wasting 4 minutes do, I'll give it a shot." And wow, love the videos man.
@edmundklier5962
@edmundklier5962 6 лет назад
beautiful to see someone using the warband for a musicvideo very nice music as well keep the tales of calradia alive
@waderiver9190
@waderiver9190 6 лет назад
Discount genghis khan is almost the 1000 stat man
@icameherejusttocomment550
@icameherejusttocomment550 6 лет назад
Swadian Knight + Nord Huscarl + Khergit Veteran Horse Archer Army = OP
@wolfwarlordjake8992
@wolfwarlordjake8992 6 лет назад
Looter + Belligerent Drunk = OP
@cadendugger8994
@cadendugger8994 5 лет назад
I go swadian knight, vaegir guard, and rhodok sharpshooter. The vaegirs don't have the best infantry but you can get a shit ton of them and level them up real quick for cheap. Plus after your cav has bulldozed all the enemy cav you just hammer the enemy infantry using your guards as an anvil. Or just go all Swadian Knights and Khergit horse archers and ride circles around everyone.
@icameherejusttocomment550
@icameherejusttocomment550 5 лет назад
Caden Dugger Vaergirs are better for bow archers, but yes, that does sound good. Once you have strong cavalry, you can bulldoze the enemy army, unless it's Rhodok spearmen, in which case..uh...Well, you're doomed.
@koreancowboy42
@koreancowboy42 5 лет назад
Mercenary cav + mixed troops of other factions that are destroyed = OP Also I meant mixed troops as in cav, archer, and inf. wise sometimes I do it that way. I'm mostly Mercenary cav, Khergit veteran lancer, and more cav lolz tbh they mixed pretty well.
@EternalVirgin
@EternalVirgin 5 лет назад
I love how first part just have a remixed Awaken and then during the chat it has Cleric Beast AUTISM RAGE OST and then it just went straight up Awaken
@epicwisp7450
@epicwisp7450 5 лет назад
That Cleric beast theme. I see you're a man of culture!
@eduardvainraukh5642
@eduardvainraukh5642 6 лет назад
*Plays as Kherids at the first time* Wow, they aren't THAT bad as everyone saying! *Starts to besiege a castle* Oh, now i get it
@hichdh9799
@hichdh9799 6 лет назад
you don't really need to charge in a siege in M&B . all you have to do is to get some archers type units (Khergit horse archers/vaegirs marksmen/rhodok sharpshooters...) then have them hold their position in front of the ladder and let them shoot until they run out of arrows. then retreat and repeat. you will lose only some men to enemy archers. however enemy archers go down faster than armored footman or cav (archers are less armored) . in the last couple of sieges you will find yourself with an army of archers against enemy melee units that are stuck on the wall. at this point you can even kill them alone (XP). you will defeat a town with 300+ garrison with no more than a 100 archers EAZY. Mongols in real life didn't charge walls with horses and bows. they used sieges equipments like trebuchets. in M&B the only siege equipment is archers. just use them like a trebuchet :)
@valonyaver600
@valonyaver600 6 лет назад
Hich DH thanks for the tip!
@BerkaySoyluoglu
@BerkaySoyluoglu 6 лет назад
This comment.
@itzikashemtov6045
@itzikashemtov6045 6 лет назад
Warband is like a tutorial, Try some mods like Brytenwalda / Prophesy of Pendor / Perisno the real fun and challenge begins there.
@hichdh9799
@hichdh9799 6 лет назад
here is the full strategy : GOOD LUCK READING !! 1/ character build: enough AGI to ride armored horses/ max STR / the rest CHA ( leadership+prisoner management ) 2/ early game :A// GO SUPERMAN!! find the melee bandits of the game or the ones with the least ranged units ( in warband: sea raiders) ride around them in circles until they run out of ammo (if a sea raider hits you with an arrow , don't go crazy !!" i will kill that dude now !!" chill , light a cig and wait until they waste their ammo) then 2handed mace and have fun : get prisonners /gear/xp .( if melee bandits are knights ride in circles /quick turn left or right /dodge the swing/hit the horse / once unhorsed they become sea raiders). Buy enterprises in every town. fight alone no recruits no companions just income no expenses. after building eco and stats , recruit companions and train them by fighting bandits. then become a vassal . B// if the mod has enhanced fighting or OP ranged like elves in POP or like floris or new dawn where ranged never runs out of arrows. fuck superman GO BATMAN!! trade and build your eco then the military then become a vassal! C// floris /gekokujo/new dawn/brytenwalda ...don't bother just enlist in an army GET MONEY GET STATS ! 3/ vassal: don't start fighting until you have 60+ heavy cav or whatever op unit in your mod/ if the marshal calls you for the compain go say hi to him , get + 1 relation with him then tell him to fuck off , don't run around with him and waste time // fight only in open terrain battles no mountains no rivers no hills// don 't fight in sieges (useless for now)// then defeat the enemy faction's whole army , one party at a time NEVER ENGAGE IN A BATTLE YOU CANT WIN BE PATIENT!!/ if you defeat the whole army then if you want you can siege,but i dont do it as a vassal// refuse every fief offered by your king , accepte max 2 towns preferably the two wealthiest( no villages no castles just be patient) in warband (even if im king) i accepte only NARRA wealthiest + DHIRIM i m the only one who can defend it in game and when garrisoned properly (200+ vaegir guards because ai will attack 50 huscarl garrison and not 200 VGs same logic apply for other mods) dhirm is as a good as narra in income. of course in mods it depends, ask guildmaster or wiki to know the best towns / but 2 towns max// once you have a town, garrison it fully (200+) with cheap high tier infantry VGs ( don't defend in sieges for your town unless you have a lot of heavy inf garrison + your army !! let them get it, you can have it back later. don't lose your men and the battle for nothing) // then put your cav in garrison and build an army of archers// the archers army is for sieges/ the cav army for open battles (no cav+archers mix , one army in the field the other one in the town)// companions:: have a tracker /a healer/ an engineer+ tactician / the rest all heavy melee cav with crush through 2H+1H +SHIELD+SHIELD all their stats go to STR// NEVER MAKE COMPANION VASSALS ITS A WASTE OF TIME. 4/king : recruit only good natured vassals with the best stats: Kumpia, Dundush, Bilya ... ( use morgh's to know about their stats)/ then rule as you see fit . GENERAL TIPS: don"t fight on foot/ don't use bows (waste if skills) use crossbows/ swing from the left on horse back you can see you opponent better , from the right you character will cover the screen / when vassal only use units form your faction (morale) / if your army is defeated and your alone against 500 , be patient , run in big circle (less dammage from arrows to horse) kill horses that chase you, wate for ammo to run out then wate for him to swing at the air then swing back with crush through weapon , be carefull for map edges ( this doesn't apply for fights agianst khergits or mounted elves their horses are two fast you can't manoeuvre against fast horses ( i can) and avoid shots from arrows at the sam time JUST SURRENDER EVERYONE FUCKS UP SOME TIMES), two handed axes or maces are the best weapons on horseback not lances. with this strategy you will lose a battle once a week ( real life time) if you press ctrl+space too much// yes i tried all the mods // yes you read all of this because of a video game :)
@susmodder531
@susmodder531 5 лет назад
Nord archers for me and not the veteran archers i mean regular nord archers, those bastards shoot so damn fast.
@mbelazizi5952
@mbelazizi5952 6 лет назад
Tbarkallah 3la al akh Simo, funny stuff you got here 😂😂
@mbelazizi5952
@mbelazizi5952 6 лет назад
@@NotSimo You have a social media page?
@sturdyalpaca
@sturdyalpaca 5 лет назад
Why do I love these videos so much?
@eck-kv1bu
@eck-kv1bu 6 лет назад
Koifish v Simo Napoleonic wars.
@saracen2991
@saracen2991 4 года назад
4:06 şunu çok seviyorum atlı okçu olup şövalyelerin atlarına vuruyorum ve kimin patron olduğunu gösteriyorum.
@yigitbyt8679
@yigitbyt8679 2 года назад
Ama bunu kergit atlı okçusu sana yaparsa deli oluyorsun (defalarca yaşadım nefret ediyorum)
@RizzAustralianHistory
@RizzAustralianHistory 3 года назад
"It's over looters. I have the plain ground"
@redmonchichi
@redmonchichi 5 лет назад
simo ur funny af :D keep on doin whut ur doin
@Justacheese
@Justacheese 6 лет назад
Ok. As if fighting you at all was ever a good idea, now the looters are trying to kill you in the middle of a desert while being shirtless. Seriously! How dumb can they get!? Its like they are playing some kind of betting game to see whether they die of heat stroke, you or skin cancer first! On a side note that was some pretty good horse archery skills. I'm impressed.
@tonysalm8402
@tonysalm8402 2 года назад
they were trying to steal the shirt off his back.
@warfighter2521
@warfighter2521 6 лет назад
Bro we all know that the nords ride into the victory
@warfighter2521
@warfighter2521 6 лет назад
*They don't have horses so they don't*
@General_Townes
@General_Townes 6 лет назад
Simo Count Olaf does, and leaves his whole army behind to die in a rambo like style...
@warfighter2521
@warfighter2521 6 лет назад
But he is Jarl Olaf not Count hmmm.exe
@General_Townes
@General_Townes 6 лет назад
Warfighter mistakes were made
@FriendlyArchpriest
@FriendlyArchpriest 6 лет назад
Counts... Jarls... I M&B they are all the same shit...
@nikitadyachenko2776
@nikitadyachenko2776 6 лет назад
Dude, this incrediable! Good, veeeery gooood
@cadendugger8994
@cadendugger8994 5 лет назад
You gotta pump up that Surgery skill. Wounds win wars
@EJ-rl4ir
@EJ-rl4ir 6 лет назад
*Rhodok-boiz unite!*
@MT-yd3yc
@MT-yd3yc 6 лет назад
We them boyz
@tommyshelby2250
@tommyshelby2250 4 года назад
Cleaver time!
@onestupidboi9320
@onestupidboi9320 6 лет назад
6:18 did take damage from a rock?
@Josh-gq5zv
@Josh-gq5zv Год назад
Yes, he take 29 damages
@tim-S272
@tim-S272 3 года назад
Top notch music choices in here
@user-gx4cd1jb9h
@user-gx4cd1jb9h 6 лет назад
Good job man !!!! you are profesional KEEP GOING!!!!!!
@josephc.558
@josephc.558 5 лет назад
1:22 kills entire band of looters God: Yo chill tf out Him: Shoots god
@Justin-pe9cl
@Justin-pe9cl 4 года назад
God: bruh...
@OmarSlloum
@OmarSlloum 6 лет назад
Next: the Slav experience
@FriendlyArchpriest
@FriendlyArchpriest 6 лет назад
Omar سلوم *The Bardiche Experience! BY THE GREAT GRAND LONG BARDICHE!
@tethys151
@tethys151 6 лет назад
Da, suka! True SLAV experience, god bless Yaroglek! Oh these snow and “I will drink from your skull” near Rivacheg.
@sejfzlrrhman
@sejfzlrrhman 6 лет назад
Slav squat for the win!
@mitchellmitting6678
@mitchellmitting6678 4 года назад
That remix is fucking perfect here. But I must run, the Custodies are coming
@jeremybain3830
@jeremybain3830 6 лет назад
Funny as fuck and Dank memes as usual, good work.
@ogeez8538
@ogeez8538 6 лет назад
I'm the fast boi
@clitcommander6946
@clitcommander6946 4 года назад
“His wife and horse. Their the same person...👀”
@ev8om
@ev8om 6 лет назад
Your video is gold as always
@everytwocc
@everytwocc 5 лет назад
LOL you should watch the way while you shooting, hitting a tree would be super funny
@asdasf6581
@asdasf6581 6 лет назад
Is that a JoJo Reference?
@getemindvortex1007
@getemindvortex1007 4 года назад
4:50 , u have finally turned on normal damage so enemies can finally kill them and you.
@razvanel1222
@razvanel1222 6 лет назад
This is so fucking good man, keep it up !
@calebswett7373
@calebswett7373 6 лет назад
the horses are so detailed, I feel like they put half their budget into the horses
@colmoe
@colmoe 6 лет назад
Hey! Your not Koifish! But seriously, how do I become Swedish in M&B Warband
@ManCheat2
@ManCheat2 6 лет назад
Give nazis metal, Dont join ww2, Get a king make him wear funny hats, invite a ton of refugees. Fastest way my dood
@UnsterblicheKonig
@UnsterblicheKonig 6 лет назад
Almost conquer Europe effortlessly. Then get fucked in the ass by black powder 17th century tech.
@vinifalleroliveira
@vinifalleroliveira 6 лет назад
What are you doing? You don't assault castles. You make them starve to death.
@PRubin-rh4sr
@PRubin-rh4sr 5 лет назад
Then 5 days in, the enemy marshal comes at you with the whole kingdom behind him
@koreancowboy42
@koreancowboy42 5 лет назад
@@PRubin-rh4sr exactly lolz, starving can take forever and your morale can drop.
@PRubin-rh4sr
@PRubin-rh4sr 5 лет назад
@@koreancowboy42 the only time starving to death mechanic can work is assaulting the very last enemy castle in Calradia
@zimbbabelihuseyin4210
@zimbbabelihuseyin4210 5 лет назад
Man this video is hillarious ! Greetings from Harare.
@howdydobuckeroo1204
@howdydobuckeroo1204 2 года назад
I usually only employ the Khergits because of how quickly I can amass a stampede
@oguzhan.erturk
@oguzhan.erturk 5 лет назад
Kergits are Turkics. The game devs explained this. not mongols.
@erano01
@erano01 5 лет назад
+1
@sincapgazi
@sincapgazi 5 лет назад
Türk moğol karışımı bir yapılanma kergit
@FriendlyArchpriest
@FriendlyArchpriest 6 лет назад
Playing as a Kherg is like being a white guy in this world of social justice, it's the hard mode!
@Falderal4250
@Falderal4250 6 лет назад
Right Wing Knight ok liberal
@FriendlyArchpriest
@FriendlyArchpriest 6 лет назад
*Authoritarian Right DEUS VULT!
@aryman6589
@aryman6589 6 лет назад
Aw man white males are so oppressed.. we poor white males have to treat black people and women with respect now.. this is so sad 😢
@nicolasg7601
@nicolasg7601 6 лет назад
Right Wing Knight Not as sad as reading comments like this.
@kapitankapital6580
@kapitankapital6580 6 лет назад
What a loser.
@XDrake3107
@XDrake3107 6 лет назад
the second most hyped for crossover happend firt Koifish and simo and now simo and koifish this day started good
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